Saturday, March 18, 2006
FUTURE WONDERS OF THE WORLD
All trembly about global warming and massive ocean rises? Chill (so to speak), people! The Mighty Warmening will only bring good things, as readers advise:
Utzon Aquarium, Sydney
The Eiffel Lighthouse, Paris
The Great Seawall of China
The World Famous Dive Wreck of Cheops
The Empire State Buoy
The Scenic Canals of Phoenix, Arizon
Pointy Isles of Giza
Kurdish Riviera
Gulf of Laos
Tropical Bavaria’s Miles of Gray Sand Beaches
Golden Gate Causeway
Navigational Hazard of Gibraltar
Greater Barrier Reef
Rushmore Island
MTV Spring Break Yukon
E!’s Wild On Irkutsk
Survivor Antarctica
Club Med, Frobisher Bay
Everest Hill
The Columbia River Tuna Run, Washington
Petronas Showers, Kuala Lumpur
The Eiffel Rust, Paris
Wright-Patterson Navy Base
The Torch of Liberty
The Empire State Antenna
Denver Waterfront
Grand Ol’ Opry Undersea Adventures
The Houston Aquadome
The Sears Snorkel
Great American Foreheads of Mt Rushmore
Ayer’s Island
The Drifting Seaweeds of Babylon
Bungle Bungle Shoals
Atlantis City, NJ
Scuba City, CA
The Hajj Deep Sea Pilgrimage
The German Riviera
Fujiyama Reef
Sweet Shipping Lane Alabama
Wrigley Marina, Chicago
DisneySwamp
The Great Muddy Desert
The No Apostles
The Chad Navy
Not to mention California’s celebrated Life Valley.