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ZARQAWI UNCREATED

Extracts from Robert Fisk’s famously stupid commentary on Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, broadcast in April:

The issue really is, I think, is this a person who is seriously an enemy of the “West” or is this just another person who is popping up on our screens to say this is the latest mad lunatic, the latest fanatic, the latest terrorist whom we have to be concerned about? That is the real issue, you see.

Later, of course, Robert decided that we should be concerned:

I think these people are bad guys. OK, they are. There’s no doubt about it. They are bad guys.

Robert continued refining his “issue” theme:

You know, the issue is, are we in fact creating these creatures for ourselves to hate or are they creating themselves?

Later:

They want to create themselves and we help them create themselves. We help them do that. We help them do that.

In fact, coalition forces have helped do exactly the opposite.

(Initial Zark death post here)

Posted by Tim B. on 06/08/2006 at 07:42 AM
  1. Please refrain from making fun of the mentally ill on your web site, Tim Blair.

    And, as much as I hate speaking ill of the dead, fuck him.

    Actually, that felt pretty good.

    Scratch that bit about hating.

    -Big Al

    Posted by TheRealBigAl on 2006 06 08 at 08:30 AM • permalink

  2. Great news. 

    NOT killing this maniac the first time in 2003, when the US had the chance, may prove to be a PR coup. Bush’s anemic poll numbers may regain a blood supply, not to mention provide a welcome distraction from attention on Haditha.

    So now that Al Qaeda in Iraq has become a headless chicken, it will be interesting to see whether this makes any difference to the violence in Iraq. 

    Just as interesting will be to see what the coalition PR machine does without an insurgent/terrorist poster boy.

    Posted by Addamo on 2006 06 08 at 08:31 AM • permalink

  3. This all sounds like a good description of how we would think about Fisk himself if we had been smoking too much:

    10pm: “The issue really is, I think, is this Fisk a person who is seriously an enemy of the “West” or is this just another person who is popping up on our screens to say this is the latest mad lunatic, the latest fanatic whom we have to be concerned about? That is the real issue, you see.”

    11:30pm: “I think Fisk and the Fiskies are bad guys. OK, they are. There’s no doubt about it. They are bad guys.”

    1am: “You know, the issue is, are we in fact creating these creatures for ourselves to hate or are they creating themselves?”

    2:30am: “They want to create themselves and we help them create themselves. We help them do that. We help them do that.”

    3am: Vomiting.

    Posted by Blithering Bunny on 2006 06 08 at 08:39 AM • permalink

  4. The Fisks of the world are doomed to irrelevancy.

    The world is a better place this morning. There will be a spring in my step all the dooh-dah day.

    Posted by SoberHT on 2006 06 08 at 08:42 AM • permalink

  5. Date: Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:00:02 +0530
    From: “b.raman” <corde@vsnl.com>
    Subject: Zarqawi’s Reported Death

    The latest paper of the Institute For Topical Studies, Chennai, India,
    on the above subject
    is now available at the web site of the South Asia Analysis Group
    (SAAG), New Delhi, at http://www.saag.org/papers19/paper1839.html

    Posted by tmciolek on 2006 06 08 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  6. Death to all tyrants and terrorwallahs.  And another budmash asswhupping to Fisk on general principle.

    Posted by Carl H on 2006 06 08 at 08:44 AM • permalink

  7. Tomorrow’s headlines today:

    US Death Squads Murder Iraqi “Terrorist”- Calls For An Inquiry.

    Posted by Ross on 2006 06 08 at 08:48 AM • permalink

  8. Oh and people might want to check out the BBC’s “HAve Your Say” section for a good the first two comments on the page at the moment are:

    I believe that this operation to kill the above was entirely illegal.

    On numerous occasions Jackie Straw made it quite clear that the current British Government objected to known terrorists being hunted down, without going through the due process of law.

    william pringle, newcastle

    and:

    Ok he was a thorn in the side of Iraq, but the real problem is Bush and Blair.
    John, Staines

    Posted by Ross on 2006 06 08 at 08:51 AM • permalink

  9. A sad day for Dems, lefties and other assorted terror sympathizers and collaborators.

    Posted by Bandit on 2006 06 08 at 08:51 AM • permalink

  10. My “Prayer for the Dead” ~ repeat after me:

    Oh Lord, grant that they don’t bury him within the Koran’s proscribed time line. F*ck-eth him. Leave-eth the body in the street for thy dogs and amongst thou smallest crawly biting insects of Your creation. And, if there art 72 virgins waiting somewhere, may their nether regions hold razor blades.

    Amen.

    Posted by tree hugging sister on 2006 06 08 at 08:52 AM • permalink

  11. Damn, no more reports from the Zarqman?  Iowahawk will have to find a replacement - perhaps Katie Couric?

    I guess he really was “surrounded by idiots”.  Blowed-up idiots, as it turns out.  Score one for Team Satan!!

    Posted by Tex Lovera on 2006 06 08 at 08:55 AM • permalink

  12. It’s an elegant touch that Mr Farqawi was despatched to the lowest regions of the hereafter with one of his key lieutenants, spiritual advisor Sheik Abd-Al-Rahman, because he’s sure going to need plenty of that advice - what with all the explaining he’s got in front of him.

    Posted by Ubique on 2006 06 08 at 08:59 AM • permalink

  13. That Zarqawi dead is outstanding news.  I piss on his grave.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 06 08 at 09:06 AM • permalink

  14. ...YESSSSS, there is a God and it aint Allah…

    Posted by starboardside on 2006 06 08 at 09:10 AM • permalink

  15. As long as we didn’t humiliate him.

    Posted by chinesearithmetic on 2006 06 08 at 09:12 AM • permalink

  16. LMAO @ the Pentagon.
    Channel 10 just showed the proof of death photograph from the Pentagon briefing. Take look at the prop they had and see if you can spot any giveaways as to just how happy they are.

    Posted by Tank on 2006 06 08 at 09:15 AM • permalink

  17. Great news! And unlike #2, above, I mean it is truly great news, in and of itself, without qualification as to PR value, past, present and future, whether or not it leads to a reduction in violence, and however it affects or doesn’t affect George Bush’s poll numbers. Zarqawi was a bad man -before the war and during the war, and undoubtedly he would have been a bad man had he survived the war. The world is well rid of him, and I, for one, don’t give the merest damn how it plays out politically, PR-wise, or any other way. It is just retribution.

    Posted by paco on 2006 06 08 at 09:18 AM • permalink

  18. (with sincere apologies to the creators)

    LET THE JOYOUS NEWS BE SPREAD,
    THE SUNUVABITCH AT LAST IS DEAD!

    Ding Dong, the sunuvabitch is DEAD!

    He’s not only merely dead, he’s really most sincerely dead!

    MMMMM…couldn’t have happened to a more deserving A**hole.

    Ooo Rah & THANK YOU, G-D!

    Posted by KC on 2006 06 08 at 09:22 AM • permalink

  19. Whenever I try to imagine what Addamo might look like, I get this mental picture of Ralph Wiggum.
    “We’re gonna be in a pie!”

    Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 08 at 09:26 AM • permalink

  20. #19:

    ROTFL!

    Posted by PW on 2006 06 08 at 09:32 AM • permalink

  21. I hate to celebrate a death, but in this case I’ll make an exception.

    Posted by Achillea on 2006 06 08 at 09:41 AM • permalink

  22. Countdown to “what about Osama”... 5… 4… 3…

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 06 08 at 09:50 AM • permalink

  23. This is good news, because now the lefties who’ve been taunting us about not having killed Zarqawi can switch over to claiming that killing Zarqawi was an irrelevant sideshow. They’ll enjoy the change of pace.

    Posted by P. Froward on 2006 06 08 at 10:08 AM • permalink

  24. Zarqawi is dead, and never got on a T-shirt!

    Do not rejoice, you men. For though the world stood up and stopped the bastard, he bitch that bore him is in heat again. — Berthold Brecht.

    One thing at a time, baby. — USA

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 08 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  25. #2 Addamo

    NOT killing this maniac the first time in 2003, when the US had the chance, may prove to be a PR coup. Bush’s anemic poll numbers may regain a blood supply, not to mention provide a welcome distraction from attention on Haditha.

    Those are excellent points. And it will also take away attention away from the Marty report revealing the TRUTH about about the US’s secret airborn gulag over Europe. Indeed I, I ... I question the timing!

    Posted by SteveGW on 2006 06 08 at 10:20 AM • permalink

  26. The McHitlerBurton bastards! were hiding Zarqawi in the same spider hole where they stasged Saddam until Chimpy needed a poll boost!

    </Kos>

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 08 at 10:33 AM • permalink

  27. We will now join in a hymn for the deceased:

    Hymn…hymn…fuck…hymn…ahhhhhmen.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 08 at 10:39 AM • permalink

  28. Another fine episode of Extremist Makeover...

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2006 06 08 at 10:43 AM • permalink

  29. Rob Crawford,

    You are late.  Daily Kos already has that out there.

    Isn’t it nice that our LLL dems are so supportive of the war effort?  Gives me such a warm and cozy feeling.  Between Kos and Pringle who commented on BBC we are truly blessed with our opposition.

    Posted by dick on 2006 06 08 at 10:45 AM • permalink

  30. The Christian part of me says I should not rejoice in teh death of another.  But as I used to tell my mother, I am not a good Christian.

    I will not, however, be running through the streets shouting “God is Great!” or handing out sweets to children.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2006 06 08 at 10:46 AM • permalink

  31. AddamsFamily @ #2
    Just as interesting will be to see what the coalition PR machine does without an insurgent/terrorist poster boy

    What does it matter?  The world will ignore it and “not bat an eyelid” - just like you stated in an earlier thread, the Canadians are ignoring and not batting an eylid over the terror-arrest story in Toronto - today for instance The Globe and Mail is STILL ignoring the story on behalf of its readers with half of page 1,with follow-ups on pages 7, 9, 11, 12 and 13.

    ROFL!

    You are still a fuckwit, a liar and an apologist for terrorists.

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 06 08 at 10:47 AM • permalink

  32. IMO, Zarkie didn’t get near what was coming to him.  But this’ll do, yes indeedy.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 06 08 at 10:50 AM • permalink

  33. What I’d really like to see now is a video of Zark wrapped in a pig skin and buried nice and deep.

    Posted by lmassie on 2006 06 08 at 10:58 AM • permalink

  34. Nick Berg’s father regrets the death of the man who chopped his son’s head off.

    Posted by C.L. on 2006 06 08 at 11:00 AM • permalink

  35. From Monty Python’s “Dead Jihadi” Sketch

    Owner:
    No no! Zarqawi (bees pee upon him), ‘E’s pining!

    Customer:
    ‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This jihadi is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in pieces! If we hadn’t nailed ‘im to his perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! He’s f*ckin’ snuffed it!
    THIS IS AN EX-TERRORIST!!

    Posted by Bill Spencer on 2006 06 08 at 11:04 AM • permalink

  36. #34: Left speechless by the old boy’s reference to this dead thug as “Mr.” Zarqawi.

    Wonder how many non-nazi’s wept over the death of “Mr.” Hitler?

    Posted by paco on 2006 06 08 at 11:18 AM • permalink

  37. a bit of a squeamish headline for this article in the Australian.  Capture??

    Posted by procrustes on 2006 06 08 at 11:27 AM • permalink

  38. TOTAL bullshit alert!!!!

    I just saw Nick Berg’s dad (the guy whose head farqawi cut off), who coincidentally looks like a total friggin fruitcake, on CNN just then saying today was a doubley sad day, because not only would farqawi have parents that would now be going through a grieving process like he did, but as he was a political figure, other members of his group could now go out and commit more acts of terror…

    he saw no good coming from his death….

    I mean what is it with some of these total f*ckwits???  and especially these parents of some of the slain over there….  i wonder if i could be locked in a room with this piece of sh*t and given some rubber hose, whether i could explain it to him????

    Posted by casanova on 2006 06 08 at 11:52 AM • permalink

  39. I nominate Fisk to be our next “creation.”

    Posted by Patricia on 2006 06 08 at 11:55 AM • permalink

  40. LGF has video.

    Posted by 68W40 on 2006 06 08 at 11:58 AM • permalink

  41. $37 Capture?  Well they did get most of him.  Probably a few pieces still laying around and a red mist floating slowing towards Iran.

    Posted by lmassie on 2006 06 08 at 11:59 AM • permalink

  42. Any day that murderous scum like al Zarqawi is wiped off the face of the planet is a good day. I think we should even consider a public holiday in honour of his demise. Or maybe something not quite so official. Everyone take the rest of the day off.

    Posted by Racing on 2006 06 08 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  43. $37 Capture?  Well they did get most of him.

    Quote of the day!

    Posted by paco on 2006 06 08 at 12:11 PM • permalink

  44. I can’t wait to see his next video.

    Posted by geoff on 2006 06 08 at 12:39 PM • permalink

  45. Hey Addamo!

    You were thrilled when the corpses of American servicemen were being publicized. This should make you delirious. This time, with joy. Judging from your posts, you already were delirious.

    P.S. How’s the news from darkest Canada? The Canadians who are in Canada want to know. After that, you can tell us about the portal that connects the West bank to Iraq.

    Or perhaps you could explain how the death of someone who revelled in the deliberate deaths of children and wedding guests in Jordan means nothing more than a bounce in poll numbers? Could it be that your only concern is in how it plays politically, rather than in the fate of the Iraqi people, or the right to hold a wedding in Amman Jordan without being blown to bits?

    Think about what your post means to the people who have lost children because Zarqawi ordered their deaths. To them, it means that he at least will never orchestrate another atrocity. To others, it’s cause for jubilant comments.  To myself, another disagreeable but necesary task has been completed. Perhaps we’re closer to ending the fighting that is taking place in populated areas that causes casualties by its nature. To you, it means primarily that Bush might gain some sort of advantage.

    How sad and pathetically small minded of you.

    Posted by Blue Hen on 2006 06 08 at 12:41 PM • permalink

  46. President Bush on receiving the news about Zarqawi.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 06 08 at 12:42 PM • permalink

  47. Addamo represents the aborted result of conjugal visits between Nick Berg’s father and Monster Mother Cindy. How else to explain (his/hers) its dyspeptic concentration on poll numbers and PR rather than the removal of a threat to life liberty and happiness of the Iraqi people and to the survival of western democracy.

    Posted by stats on 2006 06 08 at 01:14 PM • permalink

  48. It’s easy to spot the hardcore leftists at work today.  I haven’t seen them this grumpy since last November.

    Posted by Achillea on 2006 06 08 at 01:21 PM • permalink

  49. 44: I can’t wait to see his next video.

    Man, that could be quote of the day, too.

    Posted by paco on 2006 06 08 at 02:02 PM • permalink

  50. #44: Hey, a cool title for that video might be, “This is the Last Day of the Rest of Your Life.”

    Posted by paco on 2006 06 08 at 02:23 PM • permalink

  51. Video title?  Something like ‘Deconstructing Harry’, but with a jihadi twist…I’ve got it.  “Decomposing Zarkman”

    Posted by Carl H on 2006 06 08 at 03:15 PM • permalink

  52. Fisk wrote: “They want to create themselves and we help them create themselves. We help them do that. We help them do that.”

    That’s absolutely correct. Fisk and his fellow anti-American apologists do in fact do that. And more.

    Posted by JimC on 2006 06 08 at 04:17 PM • permalink

  53. zarqawi is not so much “popping up on our screens” as being splattered all over them.

    Posted by vinny on 2006 06 08 at 05:53 PM • permalink

  54. Who ya gonna call? ZARKBUSTERS!

    I’m just curious what symbol they’re going to authorize that F-16 jock to paint beneath his canopy?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 08 at 08:25 PM • permalink

  55. Richard

    How about the AOL Instant Messenger guy!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 06 08 at 08:31 PM • permalink

  56. Yojimbo—Product placement buys you an extra week in Purgatory…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 08 at 09:08 PM • permalink

  57. Abu Al-Zaquari (may his tribe increase)
    Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,
    And saw, within the moonlight in his room,
    The pointy end of a bomb, KERBOOM

    Posted by Whale Spinor on 2006 06 09 at 12:57 AM • permalink

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