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Achmed, Farouk and Ali go mainstream. So does uncovered meat.
UPDATE. Fashion experts at Muslim Village discuss recent trends in t-shirt design.
I wonder…will he remember the little people?
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 09 at 11:32 PM • permalink‘Ali: No. No “Kumbaya” singing.’
‘Farouk: But Ali, I like this song. It is fun to sing!’I gotta go along with Ali on that one.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 09 at 11:40 PM • permalinkSome of their buddies bit off more than they could chew: The flying jihadi brothers.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 11 09 at 11:54 PM • permalinkWow. And to think I knew them back when they were just getting started out.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 11 10 at 12:32 AM • permalinkTV ALERT! Sheik Hilaly talks to Ray Martin on 60 Minutes this Sunday
You have been warned! I heard Ray talking on Sydney radio hyping the show and he was asked, “does the Sheik regard himself as Australian?”. Ray answered, “Oh definitely Chris, definitely, his daughters are as Australian as you and I. I would be proud to be their neighbor”.
I’m not kidding. So 60 Minutes is a <u>DEFINITE TURN OFF THIS SUNDAY</u>. Do not watch or a severe vomiting attack will strike you.
Pa-koh. This name I know also from that day. Something strange happened. The Crusaders occupied the square, but when I shot with your pistol, Achmed (a very poor quality and small calibre, if I may say so) at first they ducked but then they walked around ignoring me, and this of course made me angry!
Here’s a thread over at Islamic Sydney:
“Quality infidel clothing”? I think not.
Fair enough. I think they’re pretty crappy too. Someone extended the idea:
I didn’t know that an infidel could be quality irrespective of who’s calling who an infidel.
OT, an opinion piece in The Bulletin on Lebanese in Sydney contained this spaff:
Perhaps it is time to examine how we know certain things, particularly when it’s the government telling us to be scared. Did anyone ever tell you that among the victims of Bilal Skaf’s gang were an Aboriginal, an Italian and a Greek. So much for the racially motivated hate crimes!
You’re right! They’re actually culturally motivated hate crimes.
Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2006 11 10 at 12:57 AM • permalinkOut from this telephone booth came three men. They were angry at one another. They were dressed very funny, in skirts with big wastebaskets on their heads, like Nebuchadnazzer the Babylonian idol worshipper in my school book!
Also, I think they had been drinking devil water that one of them kept in a large earthen pot he held very tight. He was the one they called “Wrong Right.” What kind of name is Wrong Right, Ali?
An entrepreneurial Sydney man is cashing in on the controversy…
Oh why don’t they just come out and say it. They mean a Jew, don’t they?
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 11 10 at 01:02 AM • permalinkThank you. They began shouting at each other. The one with the jug said, “Kree-tin-din, where the hell have you brought us! This ain’t no Ancient Sumeria and these ain’t no ziggurats and those there damn sure ain’t no chariots and bows and arrows!”
The Kree-tin-din said, “Wrong Right, I believe it was YOU who stuck the zulu spear into the works! Now give me that jug!”
The Wrong Right said, “Stay away from my mead! Pa-koh, get him off me!”
The Pa-Koh, “This is what happens when you trust a dame!”
I don’t know what is a dame. Ali, what is a dame?
Irony - Shirts are covering the meat that gets the nuf-nufti all hot and bothered?
Posted by curious george on 2006 11 10 at 01:47 AM • permalinkJust wait until the left loons see Jules’ piece ridiculing the noble jihadist savages (and their ethnicity). They’ll be howling for his blood by noon tomorrow.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 10 at 01:48 AM • permalinkI’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. That village is overstocked with idiots.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 11 10 at 02:05 AM • permalink#26 MuzzieZapper,
Yet more proof that there is no humor in Islam.
Losers.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 11 10 at 02:41 AM • permalink#36 Spiny Norman. Oh there is some humour. (BTW, is it easier to turn an infidel’s frown upside down if you behead him first?) Was just reading this thread on the acceptability of sharing a lift with a member of the opposite sex and found this:
Your only option brother is to hit the emergency stop between, call security and ask for her to be removed.
Classic piss-take (hopefully).
Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2006 11 10 at 02:50 AM • permalinkSo much for the racially motivated hate crimes!
Italians and Greeks are different races? Interesting concept!
Posted by Quentin George on 2006 11 10 at 02:57 AM • permalinkI’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. That village is overstocked with idiots.
You win “Comment of the Thread”.
I tip my hat to you, fellow infidel.
Posted by Quentin George on 2006 11 10 at 02:58 AM • permalink#38 - What’s the uncovered harlot doing out unaccompanied? Further signs of moral decay in our car re-birthing community.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 11 10 at 03:00 AM • permalink#40 - Thank you indeed. I’ll probably be living in nursing home for Dhimmi’s before I reach Dave S. comment appreciation level.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 11 10 at 03:03 AM • permalinkWell, what else could crittenden do? What with Bill Whittle (who is Bill Whittle?) nominating some slow-down-or-you’ll-miss-it blathering by Dave S as Sentence of the Year and Reynolds giving his nod and trophy. It’s a ratcheting up of writings without UN permission, that’s what it is. It’s got to stop!
Once upon a time it was just Tim Blair doing some fair Aussie bleating. Then a few of us started following Tim’s lead and offering our own funny renderings. Now some of you are trying for that Post of the Year every freaking time.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 10 at 05:58 AM • permalinkThanks crittenden - just the tonic neded after a bad day
As for the Muslim Village site
I’m recommending this as the comment of the week for over there:
From Jamal
“Wow man wow”
How’s that for brilliance eh?
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 11 10 at 06:10 AM • permalinkCrittenden, that did not happen (quite that way)! And put down my Sumerian mead! Brandy my ass.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 10 at 06:16 AM • permalinkBy the way, McEnroe, we still haven’t heard from Stoop Davy Dave. I still suspect he’s taken the Tardis II and is travelling back in time. MarkL and I have scoured the ages, going back to Sumeria (you know, just in case), pre-dynasty Egypt, and 13th century France (never again). I’ve also talked to Ipnapishtu or whatever his name is. He hasn’t seen him and he’s still pissed off about the slight flooding that was inadvertently caused by a neocon project. I told him it was probably caused by global warming. Please don’t tell crittenden about this because I still don’t trust the guy. He’s from Boston.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 10 at 07:08 AM • permalink#26 Muzzie
That Bulletin article was tripe.
Poor misunderstood Lebanese Muslims, good citizens. Can’t get jobs if they tell prospective employers that they are Lebanese.
#37 Showing the cat getting it’s head sawn off, well, that’s humane, isn’t it, and so perfectly acceptable.
#39
Italians and Greeks must be different races to people descended from Brits. It’s all racialism, y’know.Perhaps it is time to examine how we know certain things, particularly when it’s the government telling us to be scared. Did anyone ever tell you that among the victims of Bilal Skaf’s gang were an Aboriginal, an Italian and a Greek. So much for the racially motivated hate crimes!
Here in the US, if a bunch of white guys went out and attacked a Cherokee, an Italian, and a Greek, there’d be some strong suspicions that, yes, they were racially motivated.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 10 at 09:26 AM • permalinkOh my, that was the best Three Jihadi short yet! And the Tardis Trio showed up right in the middle of it. Life doesn’t get any better.
That Muslim Village site doesn’t let you register anymore, or at least not where I could find. Of course, I didn’t look very hard. But I couldn’t see the comments, oh well.
#49, Wron, OH SHIT!. I just realised that I’m Baldrick…
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 10 at 02:18 PM • permalinkI’ve also talked to Ipnapishtu or whatever his name is.
Glenn Reynolds.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 10 at 02:42 PM • permalinkDAMMIT!! Team America on the telly, Tim Blair and Achmed, Farouk and Ali on the pc. No wonder my desk is a mess.
I’m going to have to stop reading at lunch time! ROFL, guys.
Jules you are priceless - keep it up.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 11 10 at 09:23 PM • permalinkAchmed, I have been reading of our exploits on al-Internet. While the portrayal of myself is in fact quite flattering, it is haram for an alcohol-swilling infidel to create images of Muslims. In fact, I believe this Crittenden may actually MOCKING us. Tell Farouk to run over to Cave 342D and fetch me Fatwa Requisition Form AQ-666. No, two copies. This Tim of Blair Al-Strayliyah also has offended Islamness. While you’re at it, get one for the Wrong-Right, because he is a mead-guzzling pig, and al-Paco, he of the infidel airline policy of inflight Islamo-fascist tossing. Fatwas all around!
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