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YEARS OF QUOTES

The Quotes of 2005 will be posted at the end of the month; meanwhile, enjoy once more the Quotes of 2003 and the Quotes of 2004.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/14/2005 at 08:25 AM
  1. Tim, what about quotes in your comments?  Let us know your favo(u)rites; we’ll share ours.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2005 12 14 at 04:15 PM • permalink

  2. Oop, just noticed a bevy of those.  Still like to nominate a few of my own.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2005 12 14 at 04:44 PM • permalink

  3. So many favorites…There were some real gems in there.

    This one does it for me.

    “On Mars the Stars and Stripes flies—the Red Planet, how appropriate, red with the blood of workers poisoned by the toxic byproducts of the imperialist war machines march on the high frontier of space in its phallic symbols of globalised corporate power. Did you know that every rocket that takes off from Cape Canavaral kills 73 seabirds (on average) and has led to nervous conditions amongst neighbouring manatees.”
    interplanetary political commentator Ogram N’otsgnik frees her mind

    Ahhhh, what a glorious time to be a minion.

    Thanks for taking the drudgery out of spanking lefties and thanks for another year of laughs. Happy Holidays.
    </wipes brown crap off nose>

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2005 12 14 at 06:22 PM • permalink

  4. Can I have my favourite included? Dec 3-4 Aust Magazine.
    By Phillip Adams on his ol’ mate, the standover extortionist/armed robber/receiver/wounder-with-intent-to-kill/murderer Billy ‘The Texan’ Longley:
    “I found Bill to be highly ethical; in his own terms honourable; certainly courageous. It’s just that he lived in another universe” - PLUS “a sensitive and deeply philosophical man”.

    Takes one to know one. Obviously the same universe Adams inhabits, even though he’s an atheist.

    Posted by Barrie on 2005 12 15 at 12:51 AM • permalink

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