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WORMING OF THE GORB
Whole bunch of news on gorbal worming from Reason’s Ronald Bailey. It’s caused by stars, incidentally.
I’m confused by “gorbal” warming. What does it mean? Does it have something to do with the excessive intake of chili peppers by one of these?
Well that settles it. No more procrastinating on that krill stockpile. It starts today.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 03 22 at 02:24 PM • permalinkGorbal worming? Don’t you mean chimate clange?
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 03 22 at 03:59 PM • permalinkAll I know is that it is getting more and more brillig, and my backyard is positively chock-a-block with slithy toves. All that gyring and gimbaling kept me awake all wabe.
If I were feeling less mimsy and a little more frumious, I’d take my gorbal sword in hand and outgrabe the lot of them.
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 03 22 at 04:10 PM • permalinktak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak Cosmic rays are changing the weather? tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak How long before we start mutating into super-powered heroes and monsters and stuff? tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 03 22 at 05:11 PM • permalinkIts not “Gorbal worming”, nitwits. its “gerbil warning”.
Run for your lives! The
gerbils are coming! aiiiieeeee….Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 03 22 at 06:11 PM • permalinkNot gerbils; flying squirrels. And the taxpayes of Ontario are paying for it courtesy of Liberal Premier, Dalton McGuinty, to learn more about gorbal worming:
(Note to Aussies, our Liberals are left-liberals unlike yours.)
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 03 22 at 08:23 PM • permalinkIt’s the name given to the procedure of giving medication to children to protect them from intestinal parasites. In this particular instance, the youngsters of a once tough area of Glascow.
Posted by Whale Spinor on 2006 03 22 at 08:29 PM • permalinkAdmiral John Kerry, polar explorer, just last Friday discovered a disappearing ice sheet http://rhhardin.home.mindspring.com/imuscut.icesheet.ram and claimed it for America
It’s caused by stars, incidentally.
Stars like automotive guru Jeremy Clarkson!
Meanwhile depletion of the ozone layer is caused by evergreen entertainer Tom Jones, while the fall in local frog populations is caused by the always lovely Ursula Andress! And if you’re worried about logging in the Amazonian rainforest, just look to the cast of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’!
Stars! Is there anything they can’t do?
Posted by blandwagon on 2006 03 22 at 08:39 PM • permalink#12 andycanuck
Just what the bloody hell are your countrymen up to?
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 03 23 at 02:44 AM • permalinkUnder Canada’s restrictions on alcohol advertising, ads cannot feature anyone enjoying alcohol. Full glasses are fine, but a half-empty glass apparently shows people drink the stuff.
What? Filled-up beer glasses aren’t just ornamental gee-gaws?
Hmp! They DO look pretty ... the way they catch the light ... the amber color ... and when you get right down to it, full beer glasses ARE a lot prettier than half-full ones.
I’m torn ...Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 03 23 at 06:09 PM • permalink
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Yeah, one great big fucking star, we call it the sun. A little too hard for superstitious greenbats to comprehend - it can only be due to the inherently evil internal combustion engine.