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WISH MADE

“I wish you could be swapped for Douglas Woods,” writes happy reader TM. “Fuck off scum.” Swap with Douglas Woods, the celebrated and insanely rich University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee PhD? Yes please! But why would TM wish me such good fortune, then end his note with an obscene outburst?

The answer may be found here. Woods specialises in Tourette’s Syndrome. Reader TM is obviously a disgruntled patient, who believes I’d provide better care.

Then again, there’s a chance he meant Douglas Wood ...

1. Try to get swapped out for James Woods.  He gets invited to better parties and the Playboy Mansion…

   Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 05 25 at 10:47 AM • permalink



2. How about Ed Woods, the classic movie maker?

   Posted by bc on 2005 05 25 at 02:33 PM • permalink



3. Did you hear about the guy who had Tourette’s and amnesia? He kept waking up with bruises and had no idea why.

   Did you hear about the guy with only a mild case of Tourette’s? He walked around saying, “Oh, bother.”

   Sorry.

   Posted by bovious on 2005 05 25 at 02:50 PM • permalink



4. Maybe it was Rosemary Woods. Or Woods Hole, where those guys who found the Titanic live.

   Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2005 05 25 at 03:07 PM • permalink



5. Geez, my alma mater (as of three days ago) gets a mention here, albeit on the flimsiest of pretexts? Neat.

   Well, I for one wouldn’t mind Tim spending some time here, as parts of the campus definitely need some treatment for their intellectual Tourette’s, i.e. Leftism run berzerk. I’ll buy you a drink if you can make it here before June 16th. :)

   Posted by PW on 2005 05 25 at 03:48 PM • permalink



6. Or it could have been Ron Woods. I hear those Islamic terrorists think rock and roll is decadent.

   Posted by mr magoo on 2005 05 25 at 11:45 PM • permalink



7. How about Tiger Woods?  Just grab the credit cards and run…

   Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 05 26 at 11:22 PM • permalink



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