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WHEN DAVE COMES TO TOWN
This week’s column.
Comedy gold as usual. :-)
First post?
Posted by Mr Snuffalupagus on 2007 01 26 at 11:03 AM • permalinkDang! Second. Story of my life. :-(
Posted by Mr Snuffalupagus on 2007 01 26 at 11:03 AM • permalinkFree david hicks. With every rocket propelled grenade launcher sold.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 01 26 at 11:24 AM • permalink#4 - Imaginary talking Woolly Mammoths are notoriously fickle.
Posted by boxofmatches on 2007 01 26 at 11:29 AM • permalink#4 - Remember the Sesame Street Episode where they had the huge intervention for Big Bird? There is no giant Mammoth, Big Bird! We’re your friends, bird! Stay away from the dealers at the corner, bird!
Posted by boxofmatches on 2007 01 26 at 11:33 AM • permalinkMeanwhile today the Age, along with the obligatory attack on the Australian flag By Traceeeee publishes a two-page obituary to some dead American communist crone no-body in Australia has ever heard of. Tim, I envy your ablity to bring off successful satire when the Left’s behaviour makes satirising it so close to impossible.
As offensive as it gets? I can think of something even worse in the Islamic mind: Forget the national flag, the ladies (the comelier, the better) should embroider “Free Hicks” on their bikini cups. They should paint “Free Hicks” on their butt cheeks. And they should parade these uncovered meat slogans on every beach and at every rock venue.
Of course, any drunken Yanks in the crowd will misread them as “Free Hickeys” and probably get their faces slapped.
Laughed so hard I prolapsed!. You’re a saucy bastard, Tim.
Posted by Daniel San on 2007 01 26 at 09:52 PM • permalinkTim, I think you captured it perfectly. If he does get back here, it will only be tired of anti Howard media tarts (Adams, Lane etc), and their hangers on who will welcome this ‘faecal material’. But, if I were Momaad Dawood (whatever he is called, never could work that primitive tongue), I would be watching out for his children’s grandfather, that guy really wants this rodent back for other reasons I think.
Ha ha ha. Just compared your column with Phat Fills in the Aus. Couldn’t read more than a para of his. Read yours twice.
Posted by mr creosote on 2007 01 27 at 06:57 AM • permalinkOnce a bloody traitor fought in Afghanistan
Under the flag of the Talibanis
And the left whinged as Dave rotted in Guantanamo
“Who’ll come a-freeing Mohammed with me?”
(chorus)
freeing Mohammed
freeing Mohammed
Who’ll come a-freeing Mohammed with me?
And the left whinged as Dave rotted in Guantanamo
“Who’ll come a-freeing Mohammed with me?”
Time came for Dawood to front up at the Tribunal
Up jumped a lawyer named Major Mori
And he wailed as his actions kept Hicksy in Guantanamo
“Who’ll come a-freeing Mohammed with me?”.Up spoke Phatty Phil preaching on his Late Night Live
Up spoke Mike Carlton - Lane, Traceeee
“Where’s our hero you’ve got in your Gitmo Bay?”,
“Who’ll come a-freeing Mohammed with me?”Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 27 at 07:58 AM • permalinkIn a post some time ago I stated that I come to this blog for laughs. These days I come here mostly for my sanity. Last Sunday after mass an acquaintance couldn’t wait to tell me about a DVD her son ordered from the US showing how George Bush blew up the World Trade Centre and Pentagon with remote control. The more I tried to reason with her using all the best arguments I picked up here the more determined she was that it was true without even seeing the DVD. I despair, God help us.
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Great column, Tim. The only thing that doesn’t ring entirely true is the image of Phil Adams standing on something as flimsy as a mere stage; surely it would take a reinforced mesa or plateau to support him?