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WHAT MANNER OF BEAST IS THIS
A sign of the apocalypse appears in Sydney:
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Ushie — Of course you did. The hooves go into the calcium supplements.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 22 at 02:56 PM • permalinkSteven has it right. It is a Jackalope. The foxy tail, I admit, throws a soupçon of doubt on it, but I’m 99% positive it’s a Jackalope. Or - long shot here - a Wallabit. But they’re extremely rare. The thing that’s got me scratching my head is how someone got it from Texas to Sydney without being stopped at customs.
Youdeluded fools!!!!
It obviously a rabbit which has been detained at Guantanimo! See the wires!!!
/Miranda offPosted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 07 22 at 06:56 PM • permalinkIt’s Goldstein’s armadillo wearing a fur coat.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 07 22 at 06:58 PM • permalinkUpon closer inspection…
It seems it might be a decoy object set up by the enemy and its adherents with the purpose of distracting the bushitlerhaliburto and his RWDBs so that the new updated and purified Official Party Approved Rhetoric and Thought Police Enforcement Manual could be slipped through to the college campuses.
Is that what the Bunny f#@$%^er did? ewwwwwww
Sing Song Time all together now….!!!
On the farm, Ev’ry Friday
On the farm, It’s rabbit pie day
So ev’ry Friday, that ever comes along
I get up early,And sing this little song…Refrain 1
Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run
Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run
Bang, bang, bang, bang! goes the farmer’s gun
Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, runrefrain 2
Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run
Don’t give the farmer his fun, fun,fun
He’ll get by without his rabbit pie
So run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, runOn the farm, No poor rabbit
Comes to harm, Because I grab it
They jump and frolic, Whenever I go by
They know I help ‘em, To dodge the rabbit pie!I am just amazed at the stupidity of the greyhounds, falling for this one over and over again.
Using a real hare and letting the dogs catch it would probably cause a few complaints. I wonder if replacing the fake hare with a jumbo sized can of My Dog, zooming along at 50kph, would be a better incentive?
Even I know that picture is so not a jackalope.
Real jackalopesPosted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 07 22 at 09:35 PM • permalinkLeave it to arbed to try and bring the curtain down on the jakalope mystery. Still, the possibility remains that it could be a Wallabit. As to Ms. Rebecca, pretending she doesn’t know I’m a handsome Mr. (which is what girls do when they got a yen fer a fella), well, I’ll allow the slimmest of possibilties for a swim as long as it wasn’t more than 10 or 20 meters. Another possibility is that it hopped from ship to ship in the harbor working its way to the cargo dock where it made good its escape only to land on that strange metal dog track lure holder. OR, the real gem of a possibility is that the jackalope had contracted to appear at the track for a certain period of time for a rather hefty fee. They can speak, you know. Oh, yes…they can speak English and Spanish.
Why are you all looking at me oddly? Is there mustard on my chin? Wha..I see. Leave me the last person defending the Jackalope story. Fine. Try and make me look like I’m crackers. You’ll see. When that Jackalope’s contract is up I’ll bring him and his manager round and show you. All of you. Then who’ll be laughing, eh? Then who’ll be the ones with egg on their faces? YOU, that’s who. All a youse. Then who’ll be laughin’, eh? ME, that’s who’ll be laughin’. Here…listen to this: Heh heh. There see? I laughed a small bit just there. That’s confidence. Real confidence.
~{{{sob}}}~
EKW — The platypus is proof God invented cannabis.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 22 at 11:48 PM • permalinkDid someone mention PETA?
(Courtesy IsraellyCool.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 07 23 at 12:37 AM • permalinkWhat? No photos of two-faced kittens to go with this post?
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 07 23 at 01:55 AM • permalink#14 & #15, dont ya know it lays eggs too?
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 07 23 at 11:21 PM • permalinkLooks like the Imperial Warren™ has been hijacking the Tardis again after getting into the Sumerian mead I’ve got in the shed.
I’ll give them a talking to after I hide the knives.
Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper of Killer LagomorphsPosted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2006 07 24 at 04:29 PM • permalinkDamn, 44 comments and no one has identified it yet. It’s a Wolpertinger. I saw one at the Museum of Natural History in Munich after attending Oktoberfest there in 1994.
Posted by charles austin on 2006 07 24 at 06:54 PM • permalinkI would like to say a word for the wascally wabbits of the world.
They have fired no wockets at anyone.
All dey do is dig holes and fill them with more wascally wabbits, some of which accidentally make deir way into wabbit stew (tastes even better than chicken).
Personally those involved in the greyhound industry (and they’re a wabbittys weird lot) should show some consideration for the current international problems in the Middle East.
Leave the Ware Wabbits alone.
Why not tie a Hezbollah Muslim to the drag and have a dozen Israel soldiers chase him at a convenient handicap.
Might attract a few more people to the dawgs than presently bother to go
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