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WHAT IS KINKO?
Kofi Annan is alarmed to learn of a rival warlord:
When asked by a staffer if U.N. jobs will be farmed out to Kinko’s from now on, Mr. Annan showed how out of touch he has become from his underlings and from his fellow New Yorkers. “What is Kinko?” he asked.
Bring this Kinko to Kofi! Kofi destroy Kinko!
(Via Tom Pechinski)
Excuse my ignorance but what is ‘kinko’ anyway?
Posted by DropDeadUgly on 2006 03 09 at 03:07 AM • permalinkIt is a worldwide organisation dedicated to the production and distribution of printed materials for the betterment of humankind, and to the enabling of all peoples to access said production and distribution without fear or favour.
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 03 09 at 03:20 AM • permalinkKinkos played a key role in Dan Rather’s take down. Well, Kinkos was involved, and not by choice, but they were involved. But is Kinkos an ill omen for Kofi as well?
One can hope….....
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 03 09 at 03:35 AM • permalinkKinko is also a clown:
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown, if the kids just love me back, I’ll never wear a frown. Kinko’s in his kinko car, pockets full of change, lots of dirty pictures and sticky candycanes. All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get, silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes.”
Just goes to show that Kofi didnt get the U.N gig on merit - he got it because he was black -
Hello ‘Token’!Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2006 03 09 at 05:02 AM • permalinkOther words alien to Kofi:
MacDonald’s
Democracy
Brittany Spears.
Pizza
Honest Government.
Tourist ClassPosted by perfectsense on 2006 03 09 at 06:42 AM • permalinkHere are the lyrics, the dashes are speaking parts:
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I’ll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I’ll never wear a frown!!!Kinko’s in his Kinko car, pockets full of change
lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts.-Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!!
-Hi Kinko!!!
-And I really love you boys and girls!!!
Really, really….
-Awwww
-But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out
stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back
to Kinko’s trailer and massage his legs, he’d really really like it.
Really, really…..Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I’ll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I’ll never wear a frown!!!We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school
we play in Kinkos crawl space, there’s never any room
We have to sit on Kinkos lap there’s never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.-Gee I haven’t had this much fun since Christmas when I got
to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko’s lap-
-Mommy mommy! Kinko hurt me!-
-But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here
Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime.Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn’t say goodbuy
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko has some handcuffs on his eyes were full of tears
said “I’ll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!”Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
the parents wanna beat me up and run me outa town!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town!-Bye boy’s and girls!!!!
-Bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century!
-Kinko really love you boys and girls!!
Really, really….Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 03 09 at 08:06 AM • permalinkThe printing/copying store chain in question is actually called FedEx Kinko’s now. (FedEx bought Kinko’s two years ago.) But I’ll bet that Annan doesn’t know who FedEx is either.
Kinkos played a key role in Dan Rather’s take down.
Not only that, but…
Federal authorities believe that some of the 19 hijackers involved in the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were using computers in all-night Kinko’s stores and cybercafes in South Florida to coordinate their activities in the weeks before the assaults. Link
The omen gets ill-er.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 03 09 at 02:37 PM • permalink@19 funny….
Or the United Kinky Nations.
Speaking of Kinky, here’s a Jesus Cartoon.
The University of Saskatchewan student newspaper, The Sheaf, has published a cartoon depicting Jesus performing oral sex on a pig with the caption reading, “Go on, it’s ok, it’s kosher if you don’t swallow”.
The decision to publish the outrageously offensive “Capitalist Piglet” cartoon comes after the same newspaper refused to print the cartoons mocking Mohammed out of respect for Islam.
So I guess the paper printed a “Saskatoon”?
(I kill myself, I really do…..)
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 03 09 at 10:28 PM • permalinkHint: what’s the capital of Saskatchewan?
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 03 10 at 12:24 AM • permalinkMy bad.
At least the joke still works.
Criminy, you’d think I’d of remembered that that—hitched through Regina (rhymes with “mulva”) in the ‘70s and lost a pair of fur lined gloves in late November….brrrrr.
Been to Saskatoon as well saw the Aurora Borealis.
Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 03 10 at 01:41 AM • permalink
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