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Could this be the latest tragedy to befall Lebanon’s unluckiest mulitiple home owner? Maybe, maybe not. Property issues aside, she sure gets around these days.

(Via Tom Pechinski)

Posted by Tim B. on 08/19/2006 at 10:49 PM

  1. Is that Flat Fatima or Semi-Detached with Courtyard Fatima? Down south she is known as Three Bedroom Farmlet, Room for a Pony Fatima.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 08 19 at 11:11 PM • permalink

  2. You’re all being terribly unkind to a poor old dear whose income is under grave threat.

    Of course she gets around: think of all those absentee tenants to chase up! Bet they get a rocket up the arse!

    Posted by yellerKat on 2006 08 19 at 11:18 PM • permalink

  3. Psssst! Don’t tell anyone, but I heard that the Hezbies have been blowing up people’s homes and using it for propaganda. Blaming it on the Israelis.
    (fake quote)
    In a bizarro world full of 9/11 conspiracy theories, any scat-brained idea can have currency.
    Bringing back the teaching of history into high schools will be a problem for those who rewrite it so regularly.
    /sarc off

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 08 19 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  4. After all of the exposure, they haven’t learned anything.  There is no excuse.  They are not biased.  They are on the other side.  And they don’t give a damn who knows it.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 08 20 at 12:06 AM • permalink

  5. #4 saltydog:

    After all of the exposure, they haven’t learned anything.  There is no excuse.  They are not biased.  They are on the other side.  And they don’t give a damn who knows it.

    Amen.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 08 20 at 12:13 AM • permalink

  6. I heard Flat Fatima also owns a “baby milk” factory in Baghdad.  Jointly with Peter Arnett I’m told.

    Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 08 20 at 12:36 AM • permalink

  7. I definitely sympathise with her, but advise that next time she should choose the laundry without the rocket launcher.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 08 20 at 03:04 AM • permalink

  8. The photographer’s name is Lefteris Patarakis. I definitely remember that name featuring in some of the earlier fauxtography.

    Posted by SteveGW on 2006 08 20 at 03:38 AM • permalink

  9. Don’t laugh, it’s just a matter of time before she turns up on “Enough Rope”.

    Posted by chrisgo on 2006 08 20 at 03:40 AM • permalink

  10. Flat Fatima at the Last Supper is my favorite.
    Priceless!

    Posted by chrisgo on 2006 08 20 at 04:14 AM • permalink

  11. 9#  She is already here, I saw her with to Bin laden on the platform of Auburn railway station

    Posted by Howzat on 2006 08 20 at 04:40 AM • permalink

  12. “Extended family”? Round here that auto-translates as “Mob of dangerous cousin-shagging lunatics”. Does it carry the same connotations in Lebanon, I wonder?

    Posted by Thon Brocket on 2006 08 20 at 05:13 AM • permalink

  13. As a global citizen, I feel it is my duty to bring this to the attention of PACO Insurance, lest they make the horrific mistake of insuring this woman…

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 08 20 at 06:03 AM • permalink

  14. In most places she would be called a slum lord.

    Posted by cole on 2006 08 20 at 10:21 AM • permalink

  15. Lets pray she is one of Osama’s 72…

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 08 20 at 11:13 AM • permalink

  16. Perhaps Helen Caldicott has taken up a sideline?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 08 20 at 11:47 AM • permalink

  17. Those are man-hands, baby!

    Posted by ushie on 2006 08 20 at 12:23 PM • permalink

  18. She’s going to have problems getting home insurance.

    Posted by Blue on 2006 08 20 at 03:09 PM • permalink

  19. The Cubeists outdo themselves…again. Cole beat me to the observation that maybe she’s just your run-of-the-mill slum lord.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 08 20 at 04:36 PM • permalink

  20. She looks like my reaction to viewing another Walker or Meriton developement site here in Sunny Sydney. EEEEKKK

    I’m wondering if The corrupt cashed developers could travel over there and Aww my god build an Allah Leb condo for them funded by the Hummus gov-un-ment?

    For Sale

    Nestled amid established gardens this substantial Federation residence commands water and city skyline views. Expertly refurbished just meters from the foreshore at the end of a quiet cul-de-sac this enchanting family home offers an impeccable lifestyle for the modern family.
     

    With a little bomb damage .... bargain price must be sold…......

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 08 20 at 10:29 PM • permalink

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