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Santina reports from deepest Fitzroy:

On approaching Piedmontes yesterday to do some shopping, I was approached by a person distributing leaflets and posing the question: “Would you sign this book for the Free David Hicks campaign?” I of course replied NO.

Shopping done, I noticed the footpath had become overcrowded with people, mostly of the G20 variety, ALL signing the book. Now, something did catch my eye. The young woman who’d initially approached me was very, very much like the pink tutu individual of G20 notoriety.

However, to give these people their due, most of the signees did look as if they were doing their bit to conserve water. If you know what I mean.

Posted by Tim B. on 02/08/2007 at 12:14 PM

  1. Look who knocked over the italics jar.

    Posted by Craig Mc on 2007 02 08 at 12:18 PM • permalink

  2. <charlton heston voice>

    Damn dirty hippies.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 02 08 at 12:53 PM • permalink

  3. I always sign these things with my alias:

    “Kiss My Ass”.

    They never seem to read the sig.

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 02 08 at 12:56 PM • permalink

  4. Or sign it:
    Ima Loony.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 02 08 at 01:36 PM • permalink

  5. Does he mean thay were soap dodgers?

    Posted by Rob Read on 2007 02 08 at 02:31 PM • permalink

  6. Rob is right—it is not water, it is soap.  Soap is the great vilian and is the power behind the world globalist conspiracy. 

    Follow the soap bubbles back to the detergent cartels, and you will find who is really behind 9/11, Pearl Harbor, the Kenedy Assassination, and the Latham Diaries.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2007 02 08 at 02:42 PM • permalink

  7. It’s actually a long-running misspelling. The product was supposed to be named Coap, and I’m sure you can see the fingerprints of a certain beloved multinational corporation. (The odd naming must be coming from its French division or something.)

    Posted by PW on 2007 02 08 at 03:11 PM • permalink

  8. If you want a fearsome display of Leftoid absurdity, visit Newcastle Uni at lunchtime. There’s a Hare Krishna vegetarian food stand set up, and the whole area becomes infested (rat-like) with these whining rag-wearing poo-smelling alfalfa-munching hippies. It is truly disgusting.

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2007 02 08 at 04:05 PM • permalink

  9. ;’‘;’ ‘’; ‘;;’;’‘; ;’;’;’ ‘;’ ;;’  ‘;’;
    :: ‘;’;;’‘;’; Share a Shower;’‘;’;;’ ‘
    ;’‘;;’ ‘’;’;’;14th Feb.;’‘;;’;’‘;’;;’;’


    Save Sydney’s Water!

    So give it a go. Share a Shower on Valentines day, and show Sydney you both care about our water shortage(one thumb up, smiles, winks)

    Tim Tam, you can share with me! soap included.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 02 08 at 05:23 PM • permalink

  10. If Santina can get her ID, Santina should tell the police.

    Posted by davidp on 2007 02 08 at 06:44 PM • permalink

  11. Is that Fitzroy Crossing?? Or is that somewhere with Urbians and Sub-Urbians?

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 02 08 at 08:36 PM • permalink

  12. Wimpy Canadian: I don’t know what Fitzroy Crossing is like these days, but 25 years ago it was a pretty rough place where anybody asking for signatures to free a fundamentalist Islamic terrorist would have been shot. I suspect the Fitzroy in this case is the inner Melbourne suburb where ferals have ousted the working class who once lived there and for whom they profess to stay unsoaped, unwashed, illiterate and scaberous.

    Posted by Hanyu on 2007 02 08 at 08:41 PM • permalink

  13. I can assure Hanyu that Fitzroy Crossing, WA, still resounds with drunken screams, smashing bottles and random gunshots most evenings.
    Particularly every second Thursday, when the “sit down” money arrives.

    Fitzroy, Vic, however would be a far more genteel area, with the soft sounds of windchimes and the murmuring of tantric mantras and the gentle scent of patchouli, incense and mull.

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 02 09 at 05:07 AM • permalink

  14. It’s tutu believable, as they say in Fitzroy, Vic.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 02 09 at 07:05 AM • permalink

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