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The Daily Sentinel’s Gary Harmon:

There’s something touching about noting that robots, unfeeling machines that they are, telling us that the Earth isn’t heating according to the anti-gospel of Al Gore.

And that scientists are puzzled.

Hail robots! No wonder they’re worth big money, especially on the US version of Antiques Roadshow.

UPDATE. The Environmental Republican smites NPR.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/19/2008 at 01:12 PM
  1. When you use “robot” and “Al Gore” in a sentence, it’s usually to compare, not contrast.

    Posted by Merlin on 2008 03 19 at 02:22 PM • permalink

  2. Sorry to go off topic so fast, but they seem to have found the Sydney and the Kormoran. 
    http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/17/2190983.htm

    This is probably all over the news in Australia but I haven’t heard anything about it in the US.

    Posted by MikeTheLibrarian on 2008 03 19 at 02:25 PM • permalink

  3. What’s the difference between a sea-going climate robot and Al Gore?

    One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the other is just a robot.

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2008 03 19 at 02:39 PM • permalink

  4. No wonder “scientists are puzzled”—now they admit they can’t really deal with clouds in their climate equations.

    Quite an oversight.

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 03 19 at 02:44 PM • permalink

  5. Best line in the piece:

    “Where is the extra heat all going? Kevin Trenberth at the National Center for Atmospheric Research says it’s probably going back out into space.”

    Funny, I thought they said that man-made CO2 traps all that heat.

    Posted by Ken Summers on 2008 03 19 at 04:23 PM • permalink

  6. Regarding the data indicating no ocean warming:

    “I suspect that we’ll able to put this together with a little bit more perspective and further analysis,”

    That’s a 100% certainty. “...bit more perspective and further analysis…” means they’ll tweak the numbers, add in some unproven, theoretical factor and presto, sometime in 2009: “...we found, that the robots weren’t accounting for blahblah, and with that factored in, the data does in fact show a small degree of warming consistent with what we’ve been seeing on the surface…”

    Posted by Dminor on 2008 03 19 at 04:26 PM • permalink

  7. “But in fact there’s a little bit of a mystery. We can’t account for all of the sea level increase we’ve seen over the last three or four years,” he says.

    What if the earth is shrinking as it cools? Accelerated by the action of all those geothermal power stations?

    Posted by PeterTB on 2008 03 19 at 04:29 PM • permalink

  8. #5, Ken Summers

    “Where is the extra heat all going? Kevin Trenberth at the National Center for Atmospheric Research says it’s probably going back out into space.”


    Oh no!  Not only are we killing Gaia with all our man-made heat, we’re heating up the solar system!  Will we never repent!

    Btw, I used to listen to NPR because I liked the unusual music.  But I couldn’t take the smarm and smug anymore.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 19 at 05:22 PM • permalink

  9. From the first link:

    That could mean global warming has taken a breather. Or it could mean scientists aren’t quite understanding what their robots are telling them.

    Or it could mean that global warming isn’t.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 19 at 05:52 PM • permalink

  10. Hell will have to freeze over before global warministas wil admit they were wrong.

    Posted by Contrail on 2008 03 19 at 06:18 PM • permalink

  11. Hell will have to freeze over before global warministas will admit they were wrong.

    True, but in that case, Hell will have seen a very slight cooling, but not anything really significant. The fires of perdition may be on a brief hiatus. “Eternal Hellfire” doesn’t mean every year in Hell will be as soul-consuming as the previous. It may simply be that Hell is in a period of less fiery brimstone.*

    *paraphrased from weaseling envirotard scientist in the NPR article.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 03 19 at 06:52 PM • permalink

  12. ou, J’ai passe une belle journee a cause de cette histoire.

    Boy, I had a great day because of this astonishing news!.

    I’d be surprized if Richard Harris of NPR hasn’t been ostracized.

    I liked the bit where the scientist says

    “Global warming doesn’t mean every year will be warmer than the last. And it may be that we are in a period of less rapid warming.”


    No, there could be global warming and it get colder for centuries, due to natural, extraneous effects masking it. Of course! Duh! I’d say that colding is very definately “less rapid warming”.

    I like the last para:

    Trenberth and Willis agree that a few mild years have no effect on the long-term trend of global warming. But they say there are still things to learn about how our planet copes with the heat.

    But, but… but I thought the “science was settled”. I wonder if Trenbeth and Willis will be out of a job next week.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 19 at 06:55 PM • permalink

  13. Is this a “jump the shark” moment for global warming, like Obama’s shark jump yesterday?

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 19 at 06:56 PM • permalink

  14. #2, Mr. Librarian, as an avid scuba diver, I saw that news earlier this week. Not sure of the significance. Thanks for the link.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 19 at 06:58 PM • permalink

  15. #12

    But they say there are still things to learn about how our planet copes with the heat.

    I thought the whole point of this idiotic fervor was that the planet can not cope with the heat.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 19 at 06:58 PM • permalink

  16. dang, 2 kilometers, or 1.2 miles, too deep for me :-(

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 19 at 07:00 PM • permalink

  17. It’s not getting colder, the warming is simply getting more selective.

    Posted by PW on 2008 03 19 at 07:00 PM • permalink

  18. Wimpy, would you be allowed to dive on a War Grave?

    Over 600 men, the whole compliment of HMAS Sydney, were lost.

    Battle between HMAS Sydney and HSK Kormoran. (wiki)
    Australian War Memorial encyclopedia entry.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 19 at 07:04 PM • permalink

  19. bah - complEment.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 19 at 07:04 PM • permalink

  20. #7, due to the moon, the Earth’s rotational period is theoretically being slowed by 2.5 milliSeconds per century; measurements indicate the slowing rate is only about 1.2 millisceonds per century.

    Oh NO! WE ARE ALL GOING TO SLOW DOWN AND DIE!! </RAICWAIA>

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 19 at 07:05 PM • permalink

  21. “This data does not gibe with our preconceptions at all, so as good scientists, we’ll just ignore it and keep plugging along until we can force-fit some kind of data/theory reconciliation.”

    We’re doomed. Scientists are now two steps above alchemists.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 03 19 at 07:05 PM • permalink

  22. #10 @11 Hell will never freeze over, unless we all become saints

    Note the city that this sage comes from - Ottawa! Yeah!

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 19 at 07:11 PM • permalink

  23. #18 Kae, it’s too deep for diving. The souls rest in peace.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 19 at 07:14 PM • permalink

  24. Wimpy, I realise that it’s too deep for diving.

    Is diving allowed on war graves? Just wondering.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 19 at 07:17 PM • permalink

  25. PS To all Blairites, apologies for hogging the posting but I really did enjoy this story today and I reckon, as the NPR published it, the Climate Warming shark has been jumped and it’s downhill from here for all those evil, self-swerving (sic), hypocritical scientists and baggage handlers.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 19 at 07:19 PM • permalink

  26. #24 Kae, Diving on declared war graves is illegal in some countries, and not others. It varies from place to place. However, if a ship is in international waters, no laws apply. However, it is very difficult to prevent people from diving on any site. In fact, many divers would consider diving on a “war grave” as an act of honour to salute.

    Others, of course, would consider it an opportunity to loot.

    So ...

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 19 at 07:24 PM • permalink

  27. Thanks Wimpy.

    As for jumping the shark on GW CC AGW Whatever it’s labelled this week, I don’t know if the death of this idea will come sooner rather than later - too much at stake, and too many people have been brainwashed into believers.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 19 at 07:26 PM • permalink

  28. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

    Posted by Nicholas on 2008 03 19 at 07:38 PM • permalink

  29. I’d say that colding is very definately “less rapid warming”.

    Just wait till they start calling it ‘retrograde warming.’

    Posted by Achillea on 2008 03 19 at 08:22 PM • permalink

  30. Sounds like the Polar Actuation Current Optimizer is working just as advertised.  Not that I would expect any less of a PACO Product.  No sir.

    Posted by Achillea on 2008 03 19 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  31. #25 Don’t break open the champagne just yet, Canadian. There are so many data sets out there, so many cherries for these guys to pick.  I think the shark - in terms of public awareness of the GW scam - may not be jumping for a while yet.

    Posted by cuckoo on 2008 03 19 at 10:19 PM • permalink

  32. This looks to be the first of many “science” articles spinning the faith-based beliefs of the gorebal warmenistas away from “scientific consensus” (an oxymoron of staggering proportions) towards the scientific method.

    I’d guess that the intent is try and hide this shameful period of rampant insanity, greed, and lust for power amongst unethical scientists and watermelons.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 03 19 at 10:58 PM • permalink

  33. I for one, welcome our truth telling robot overlords.

    Posted by blogagog on 2008 03 20 at 12:17 PM • permalink

  34. The oceans being cooler than expected is more proof that Al Gore has an underwater lair where he’s been hiding for some time.

    Posted by charles austin on 2008 03 20 at 12:41 PM • permalink

  35. But seriously, the folks in that NPR report need to read up on Occam’s Razor and stop needlessly multiplying hypotheses when the data doesn’t fit the theory.  The knee-jerk desire to question the data or the observers first when there is a disconnect between theory and reality isn’t exactly kosher with the scientific method.  It is, however, quite in line with any number of systems based on dogma rather than science.

    Posted by charles austin on 2008 03 20 at 12:50 PM • permalink

  36. Scientist 1: Well, stone me, it’s getting colder.

    Scientist 2: Keep smiling, we’ll think of something.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 20 at 06:31 PM • permalink

  37. FRom the NPR link,

    “There has been a very slight cooling, but not anything really significant,” Willis says. So the buildup of heat on Earth may be on a brief hiatus. “Global warming doesn’t mean every year will be warmer than the last. And it may be that we are in a period of less rapid warming.”

    That forked tongue wagged to cover both ends.What a scientist!

    Meanwhile I have noticed in various forums and blogs.That AGWer’s are unhappy with the news of a slight ocean cooling.That they decided that the few robots that were sending cooling bias errors was the probable cause of the cooling results of the ENTIRE report.

    LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

    They are desperate.

    Posted by sunsettommy on 2008 03 23 at 12:54 AM • permalink

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