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WARMENIST WARMED
Kafeel Ahmed, the jihadi Jeeper who crashed into Glasgow airport then set himself on fire, operated under deepest cover:
“I am involved in a large-scale confidential project. It is about global warming. I cannot reveal the details,” he told his family in Bangalore.
Current online poll on CNN.com
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Do you think the Live Earth concerts will achieve anything in the battle against global warming?
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No 76%
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Posted by Jimmythespiv on 2007 07 06 at 05:38 AM • permalinkHAHAHAHA. Must…breathe…
HAHAHAHAHA. Jihadis For Gaia. Its just so bloody brilliant. Ah yes, that whole chapter the Angel of the Lord devoted to lecturing Mohammed about the evils of Industrialization in the Koran. Right between ‘beating your wife’ and ‘purification rituals after sodomizing animals’.
I’ll be laughing all goddam day about this.
Ooohh. Wait. Does that give us RWDBs a reason for wiretapping the eco-nutters now? ‘Cause that would be great.
Darn - I was hoping he had the standard issue name for terrorists. Then we could have called him a flaming mo.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 06 at 06:56 AM • permalink#7 -
Moonbats are in fact saying things like this:
The so-called bombs in London would not ever have exploded and the so called bombs sound more like supplies for a long drive.
Scarily delusional.
Posted by Evil Pundit on 2007 07 06 at 07:35 AM • permalink#12 Ash_:
When in doubt, always Ask the Imam. Please post your question there and let us know what the Mufti Ebrahim Desai suggests.
Just done a PIMF, and the site isn’t working. A pity. When it comes back up, also ask if commenting at Tim Blair is permitted.
Allah knows best ...
Because when I set out on a long vacation, I make sure I have plenty of propane, bags of nails, and that I’m doused in gasoline!
And you can never forget the two cellphones rigged as igniters!
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 07 06 at 07:50 AM • permalinkKae ... wonderful.
When related to organisational ability, I love this one:
“Couldn’t organise a shit in a Laxettes Factory.”
A few pickles short of a picnic.
Elizabeth
Imperial KeeperPosted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2007 07 06 at 08:58 AM • permalinkBefore I go off (no NOT that way) running errands….Marilyn needs FGM with the crudest of tools being used.
I’d suggest a hammer and chisel. That really would be enough though, her mouth needs the same treament, with the same tools.
missred
Madonna needs the same treatment as Marilyn, but unlike Marilyn, Madonna would actually enjoy the treatment.
Kae (#28)
Actually, “Doolally” is old British Army in India slang, for a transit camp at Deolali, where apparently life was very boring, and soldiers waiting for shipment home went stark raving nuts with dismaying frequency.(I don’t know why I know this, probably read to many of R. Kiplings’ India stories)
17. Hehheh.
...the so called bombs sound more like supplies for a long drive.
Heh. Nah. Not exactly my idea of a checklist:
Elwood: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses
Jake: Hit it!
#49 That reminds me. While visiting that little garden spot, the Green Zone, I took the opportunity to use their lush facilities. They had these air-conditioned latrine trailers that were 1000 times better than using the shit tent. They had this legion of Iraqi guys standing by to tidy the place up, and I noticed signs posted inside each stall. They read, Do not stand on the seats.
It was explained to me that these Iraqi guys would stand on the seats and peep over the top into the neighboring stalls. You see these trailers were co-ed. But somehow, I doubt it really mattered much to these guys. Between these bozos, the guys trying to sell you little handmade booklets of child porn, the guy and his buddy we caught screwing a donkey, the guy we caught screwing his buddy, and on and on and on,
I began to wonder why were we risking our lives for these people.“I am involved in a large-scale confidential project. It is about global warming.”
Blair’s Law. Fact, not conjecture.
Stevo:
donkey banging and child porn are frowned on in the anglosphere, both legally and socially, and I am happy for that. I also think that many of the reforms that created such a climate were brought forth by Christian reformers.Granted, having gone to the University of Texas, I can tell you more jokes about Aggies and ‘animal husbandry’ than you’ve time to listen to. I mean hell, the Hajjis don’t even seem to know enough to practice safe sex by branding the donkeys that kick.
But the point is that the jokes are funny because they are (very) rarely true. Our culture doesn’t have any sayings that compare the relative pleasure a man gets from taking a woman, camel, or boy.
#66 brett_l
Our culture doesn’t have any sayings that compare the relative pleasure a man gets from taking a woman, camel, or boy.
I ran across a copy of the Ayatollah Khomeini’s little green book of fatwas in a local library, and thumbed through it out of curiosity. There is an entire chapter devoted to the degrees of defilement a man might acquire as a result of having relations with a camel. I don’t remember the details, but I do recall that it is worse if the man sweats. Imagine that. A whole chapter on camel buggery in a book by their (Shias) highest spiritual leader!
#63
Do you know what completely shits me about that urban dictionary thread? Is that they allowed some leftist turd to hijack the thread with the second definition. What utter bullshit. Blair invented the term and in no way could it have been defined in such a way.
They allowed a similar hijacker entry for Krauthammer’s Bush Derangement Syndrome.
Tim should contact Urban Dictionary and get them to remove the erroneous definition.
Good to see others enjoy Ask the Imam - I’ve been addicted to this site for a while now, especially when I need to have a bit of a laugh
Except then I think this is all for real and perhaps one day I’ll be asking the Imam if I can put colour in my hair, sleep naked, listen to music, wear the colour blue, eat animals that have shot by a bow and arrow, wear lipstick that may have the dreaded alcohol in it….
Then I get scared because I would certainly die without my nightly sipps of chardy
As for Marilyn Shepherd - what a total waste of space
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 07 06 at 11:21 AM • permalinkQuote from link in post #39 above:
“It’s a cruel irony that Madonna’s Ray of Light Foundation owns blocks of shares in companies that folks like Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio would like to see punished and rehabilitated for their attitudes toward global warming, climate control and basic pollution.”
Just look at that language. It’s straight out of Chairman Mao and his re-education camps.
And who is Leonardo DiCaprio to be deciding what companies get “punished”. He’s an f***ing movie actor. How about just shut up and act, Leonardo. There’s an idea. I certainly didn’t elect him to make any decisions for me and the society I live in and I don’t know anyone else who did either.
#75
OMG, you know what this means? Al Gore is the mastermind behind global jihad! ... I’m off to write my book now: Troof be Told.
Maybe get that private dick Rather to do some of the legwork….
I just received this in an email, and no author has been credited, but thought I would share this fine bit o’ scots with you lot
‘Twas doon by the inch o’ Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic Muslim b******d
Wiz doin what he’d planned
And intae Glesca’s departure hall
A Cherokee he’d rammed.A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht “a wumman driver”
Or at least someone half-p****d
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin’ Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda’s bandThe mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel’ on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that’s no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort’s nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So take yer worldwide Jihad
An get yersel tae F***#80 missred
Excellent poem! Thanks - now I’ll go translate it into English for my rellies in Austria - my cousin will love it
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 07 06 at 12:35 PM • permalinkThis is interesting information about the other terrorist:
At the university, Bilal Abdulla was a loner, according to a medical school colleague who graduated alongside him in 2003. “Dr. Bilal was not a normal person: he never had a girlfriend or close friendships with other students,” the fellow medical student said.
Sort of reminds one of the Virginia Tech killer, doesn’t it?
Losers, all.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 06 at 01:52 PM • permalink“It’s a cruel irony that Madonna’s Ray of Light Foundation owns blocks of shares in companies that folks like Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio would like to see punished…”
A little about the Gore family’s relationship with Occidental Petroleum (and its communist founder, Armand Hammer).
Would Al bite the hand that made his family rich?
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 06 at 01:54 PM • permalinkQuoth brett_l at #66:
Our culture doesn’t have any sayings that compare the relative pleasure a man gets from taking a woman, camel, or boy.
Perhaps not, but this comes close:
“An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Said, ‘S c r * w i n g” is one thing I do know:
A woman is fine,
And a boy is divine,
But a llama is numero uno!’ “See
this Google search for about 322 variations. ;-)
(and please excuse the c e n s o r i n g… I’d just as soon let sleeping firewalls lie…)Posted by Mary in LA on 2007 07 06 at 04:43 PM • permalinkGot this in an e:mail; I suppose it’s true, but if it ain’t, it ought to be:
Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an anti-war protester in a Metro station in DC:
There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one.An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman’s shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, “Lady, don’t you care about the children of Iraq ?”
The old woman looked up at her and said, ” Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam . All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I’ll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.”
~God Bless America ~
Yeah, maybe an urban myth, but should be so. However even if true, it would have no effect whatsoever on the pamphlet troll.
Surprise surprise!! Sitting here on a frigid AM (GW generated, no doubt) listening to Sat AM ABC propaganda. Naturally, lot of coverage re doctors jihad. 90% of it along the line of damage to their reputations and other ABC bullshit. Why am I not surprised??? And having finished that the scum have switched over to land rights in the NT, and how HoWARd wants to exterminate the race.
Is there no limit to their hatred of the institutions that give them the freedom to express that hatred?
At taxpayer’s expense!!
Cheers
RodCJihadis want to kill everyone on the planet who isn’t a jihadi and think capitalism is evil because it was invented by Joos and leads to p8rn and sexy nightclubs.
Eco-moonbats believe capitalism is evil because it leads to V8 cars and dishwashing machines, and think humans injure the planet just by treading on it… oh, sowwy, did my footpwint hurt oo? So the fewer humans the better.
Different names, same aims.
Posted by arrowhead ripper on 2007 07 06 at 08:06 PM • permalinkIt is necessary to point out that this man was doing these things not because he was an “Indian” or Hindu, but because he was a MUSLIM.
Many fine Hindus and ethnic Indian Christians and Bhuddists are having problenms because of the chicken government and meejah in the UK talking of South Asian.
No. It’s the MUSLIMS, stupid.
Ooohh, this makes me so angry as the politically correct desire to not be “racist” actually ends in racism.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 06 at 08:09 PM • permalink“It is necessary to point out that this man was doing these things not because he was an “Indian” or Hindu, but because he was a MUSLIM.”
It must not be necessary because the BBC (which is a fine, upstanding, supremely balanced news organization) hasn’t seen fit to report it that way. The BBC wouldn’t dream of leaving people ill-informed on a point as important as that.
/sarcasm
murph:
Do you know what completely shits me about that urban dictionary thread? Is that they allowed some leftist turd to hijack the thread with the second definition. What utter bullshit. Blair invented the term and in no way could it have been defined in such a way.
They allowed a similar hijacker entry for Krauthammer’s Bush Derangement Syndrome.
Similar thing happened with the definition for “The Gore Effect”, IIRC.
Posted by Patrick Chester on 2007 07 07 at 09:42 PM • permalink
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