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But Professor Cross, who is defending his findings based on dozens of tests throwing women police officers into swimming pools …
Dozens?
I don’t think it’s a mistake, Tim.
This guy thinks he’s Gil Grissom. The utter absurdity of spear-throwing female police officers into a swimming pool over and over again presumably for hours every day, all in the name of science, made me burst into laughter.Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 14 at 01:01 AM • permalinkI hope he took lots of photos.
As evidence of course.
Here’s Constable Smith landing on her bum.
Here’s Constable Jones diving head first.
Here’s Constable McLean doing the splits in a pink g-string bikini.Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 14 at 01:12 AM • permalinkTim B,
Here’‘s a car story I thought you’d like to see. Would you like to buy John Lennons An original design for the repainting of John Lennon’s Rolls-Royce Phantom V,
1967? It’s up for sale!
nullHis Tracky Dak is for sale as well.
p.s. Tests in Gaza were in Burqas and black back packs.
#11
I predict that all such tests in Gaza will yield the same result.
You mean condemnation of Israel?
As for chucking female coppers into swimming pools, considering The Gap is about a 50-100 metre fall, I assume in the pursuit of scientific accuracy, he was also hurling them off suburban rooftops?
What the man does in his own time is his business, this sounds like a recognised sport, just like this one.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 14 at 02:25 AM • permalinkBut Professor Cross, who is defending his findings based on dozens of tests throwing women police officers into swimming pools
He also made dozens of nubile young policewomen jump up and down naked on a trampoline and oil their bare bodies and slither over him. He concluded the victim did neither before her untimely death.
He also made dozens of nubile young policewomen jump up and down naked on a trampoline and oil their bare bodies and slither over him. He concluded the victim did neither before her untimely death
Now your being silly, there is no way he could have thrown those policewoman with all that oil on, they would have slid straight through his hands.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 14 at 02:37 AM • permalinkVIDEO SOUGHT
No video is gonna come from this enlightened country Tim.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 14 at 02:42 AM • permalinkThis bloke’s throwing policewomen into swimming pools and getting paid for his trouble too, no doubt. Thanks, Tim. I won’t ever have to wonder again if I’m in the right line of work.
(Pauses to imagine 1.618 in a police bikini. Departs on a mental vacation, delicious but painfully short.)
How do you land a job like that? What are the qualifications required? “Dear Sir, I would like to apply for the position of Constable Launcher advertised in today’s paper. I have extensive experience in Fireman Hurling and Postman Flinging - I received my Master of Uniform Propulsion in 1998…”
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 06 14 at 07:11 AM • permalinkHow do you land a job like that? What are the qualifications required? “Dear Sir, I would like to apply for the position of Constable Launcher advertised in today’s paper. I have extensive experience in Fireman Hurling and Postman Flinging - I received my Master of Uniform Propulsion in 1998…”
I would have thought being a Police Inspector would be a pre-requisite. (Thought I would chuck that one in)
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 14 at 07:20 AM • permalinkOh, and speaking of science, Paco.
Mr. Wizard, Don Herbert died last Tuesday.
I doubt that our friends from down under know who he is, but for those of us of a “certain age”, Mr. Wizard inspired us to be scientists and engineers and to conduct all sorts of life and limb threating experiments in our basements/backyards.
R.I.P. Mr. Wizard.
P.S. I never did grow up.
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 06 14 at 09:15 AM • permalinkA PHYSICS professor who relied on police information to conclude that Caroline Byrne was spear-thrown from The Gap once questioned the accuracy of details about her injuries provided by the officer who found and retrieved her body almost 12 years ago.
I don’t know if I can ever look at that store the same way again. I had always thought of it as a fairly safe place. What was she doing? Shoplifting? Making fun of the clothes?
#29 - And keeping the bikini bottom on is strictly optional? That’s very advanced thinking…
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 06 15 at 07:27 AM • permalink
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