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VENGEANCE SHALL BE HIS
Historically sensitive to having his own face appear on the internet - and weirdly eager to conceal the identities of his friends - budget lawyer Jeremy Sear now publishes the full name and photograph of an airport parking officer who booked him. Vows Jeremy: “Instant karma’s gonna get you, son.”
UPDATE. On the subject of lefty bloggers:
What right do you or your readers to pass judgement on the legal system of a sovereign nation? Imposing your values upon them is a sickening example of eurocentric racism. You must learn to accept the paradigm og the other.
Posted by: David Heidelberg of Bundaberg 9:26am March 21, 2007
This must be a new lefty David Heidelberg of Bundaberg; the old lefty David Heidelberg of Bundaberg was meant to have died in 2006. Heidelberg’s site is now presented in Japanese.
UPDATE II:
1. Lawyer Jeremy attacks a supermarket for not allowing lowly-paid employees to park wherever they want. Solidarity, worker pals!
2. Lawyer Jeremy attacks a lowly-paid employee - naming the chap, identifying him by photograph, and describing him as a “miserable bastard”, a “vindictive twerp”, a “petty tyrant”, a “prick” and an “arsehole” - for not allowing him to park wherever he wants. To hell with you and your stupid rules, working scum! I’M JEREMY!
UPDATE III. Jeremy’s attack on the Sunshine Coast Airport services officer was only launched once Jeremy was safely home in Melbourne, some 1800 kilometres from his target.
UPDATE IV. Jeremy on privacy: “It’s probably worth reminding people about the fact that if they’re on the electoral roll it’s very easy for someone armed with their name to find their address ... It is never a good idea to turn someone’s (lawful) private life into a public issue ... I’m not generally in favour of people’s real identities being exposed ... there’s some danger in having your own real details publicised so every nutter out there can see them.”
But give him one parking ticket and Jeremy will reveal your name, face, employer and job to the world.
UPDATE V. Anticipating a Jeremish response along the lines of “by linking to me you’re revealing the parking cop’s name and photograph to a wider audience”, here’s a solution: remove his name and photograph.
UPDATE VI. Andrew Bolt asks: “Is this appropriate behavior for a lawyer? Will the Victorian Bar Council police its own?” Make the punishment fit the crime - they should publish Sear’s name and photograph at the VicBar website.
UPDATE VII. Jeremy and his anonymous friends discuss the matters of the day. The cancer jokes kick in near the end of the podcast.
UPDATE VIII. “Professional misconduct includes ... conduct of an Australian legal practitioner, whether occurring in connection with the practice of law or occurring otherwise than in connection with the practice of law, that would, if established, justify a finding that the practitioner is not a fit and proper person to engage in legal practice.”
UPDATE IX. Jeremy has a history of selfishness when it comes to transport issues. And everything else. Some on the left are trying to talk the lad around:
• “Jeremy’s use of that man’s ID pass photo seems to me to be a case of online vigilantism, which, like any form of vigilantism, is unacceptable ... If you can’t see that it’s wrong (and helps create a potentially dangerous slippery slope) to put people’s photos up on your blog in such a situation, well, nothing anybody is going to say is going to change your mind. It beggars belief that you think that way, though.”
• “You’re in the rather invidious position of the gander, vis-a-vis the sauce, old chum.”
The irony of saying “Instant karma’s gonna get you, son”, then listing all the karma thats crapped on him lately?
“..Utilities that keep getting my new address wrong no matter how many times I update it.
Connex trains being stuffed so full that people in the doorways have to breathe in so that the doors can shut.
That RSPCA ad with the violin repeatedly playing “all things bright and beautiful” in a minor key that they have on permanent loop at the Eastland food court.
Throat virus..”Geez I wonder how his karmas going, its almost like he paying for past misdeeds or something?
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 03 17 at 09:08 PM • permalink"Historically sensitive to having his own face appear on the internet”
I’d be sensitive too, if I had a mug that looked like Frankenstein’s monster without a chin.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 03 17 at 09:10 PM • permalinkNah, they could always go for the ever relyable Kero fridge.
(they arent that bad, when they work)Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 03 17 at 09:14 PM • permalinkIny smarmy lil’ twerp wot calls me “son” is like to git a slap upside da haid.
It’s a karma thang…
Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 03 17 at 09:34 PM • permalinkHope you bought your carbon-offsets for that earth raping plane trip, Jewemy?
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 17 at 10:02 PM • permalink10 - thanks a lot, you heartless bastard, for forever ruining Ms Dunst as a lust object.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 03 17 at 10:06 PM • permalinkI note that Jeremy is irritated by a throat virus. Possibly a fur ball.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 17 at 10:41 PM • permalinkNow what if that parking nazi had posted a picture of Jeremy’s cat on the web??
Posted by Hank Reardon on 2008 03 17 at 10:48 PM • permalinkIf what Jeremy says is true, then that man continued to work in very adverse conditions, outside in the middle of a monsoon.
He’s a working class hero. Give him a medal.Posted by daddy dave on 2008 03 17 at 11:13 PM • permalinkEver since the Police handed the job to greedy local councils and airports, I have next to no sympathy for parking officers.
As far as I’m concerned, if they all walked off the job tomorrow, society would not actually crumble into anarchy. I also believe my local council should reissue all of them with brooms instead.
Having said that, there are a couple of low acts (as distinct from “parking offences") which do get my goat. One, abuse of disabled spots. Two, parking across driveways and three, parking across pedestrian crossings.
Then again, if thanks to Sears’ actions, the parking officer in question were to be assaulted or bashed, I’m not sure there would be too many juries who’d convict… Just a thought for any aspiring parking officers.
He admits to ‘monsoon conditions’ and yet Sears parks on a pedestrian crossing, further reducing drivers’ visibility of potential pedestrians ... I’m sure in all states, even on private roads, it is verboten to park within metres of a crossing for this very reason, Jeremeh! ...
The Parking Officer appeared to be upset, doh!
persecuting a parking officer for issuing a parking ticket seems petty. Especially when he was actually parked illegally, so that he wouldn’t have to get as wet.
Posted by daddy dave on 2008 03 17 at 11:38 PM • permalinkFrom Tim:
”...budget lawyer Jeremy Sear..."From Jezza:
”...budget journalist Timmeh Blair...WOW what a riposte. This guy must be a rapier in the courtroom....
Posted by Rachel Corrie's Flatmate on 2008 03 17 at 11:46 PM • permalink#23 - Especially when he was actually parked illegally..
Stone me. There is just no excuse, rain or shine. He parks illegally, gets booked, and then complains about injustice. This is just a six year old girl’s tantrum. Parking at airports is usually strictly enforced, e.g., when at Melbourne Airport you see a sign that says you have 2 minutes to load/unload and don’t leave your vehicle unattended, you had better believe it - and use stopwatch.
Posted by walterplinge on 2008 03 18 at 12:15 AM • permalink#26 - Nothing reinforces my hatred of jihadists more than a trip to the airport. From the parking to the plastic forks, it’s enough to
make me strap on a backpack filled with plastic explosivesget me very annoyed and a write a stern letter to the local paper.Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 18 at 12:31 AM • permalinkI must admit to some consternation that one who purportedly works in the legal profession would have so little regard, in the first instance, for the laws of the road; secondly, for the ethics involved in “naming and shaming” this individual who was only doing that for which he receives a paycheck; and finally, the possible legal implications of engaging in behaviour that may be reasonably perceived as harassing, intimidating, overbearing, bullying or physically or emotionally threatening—specifically the fact that you “Use a telecommunication service supplied by a carrier in such a way as would be regarded by reasonable persons as being, in all circumstances, offensive.”
(An abstract from Section 85ZE of the Commonwealth Crimes Act)Just saying, Lefty, that’s all…
Posted by MentalFloss on 2008 03 18 at 01:24 AM • permalink25 - Quite so, a thousand pardons I beg.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 03 18 at 01:31 AM • permalinkJeremy had a “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!” moment, eh?
Tsk, tsk.
Lawyers in this country seem to believe a law license entitles them to certain special privileges, as well.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 18 at 01:50 AM • permalinkJeremeh!: If I was obstructing the crossing (which I wasn’t: the back wheel was just touching it ...
... you mean this li’l crossing?
Shame on you: you were prolly obstructing pedestrians, but the biggest sin is blocking the drivers’ view of the pedestrians in the rain, FFS!
If you click on the “died” link on the item about the ex-Heidelberg, the site linked to says this:
“A message from his wife can be found here: http://waksedsak.blogspot.com [Ed- NSFW]”
NSFW? WTF? What did she post? “My loving husband has passed away. Here is his favorite bukkake video”?
[Obviously, I am at work.]
Nothing to worry about, Dave S. It’s the same link as Tim’s “Japanese”.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 18 at 02:27 AM • permalinkFirst it was the case of the purloined kitty cat picture, now it’s the case of the parking enforcement officer gone berserk.
With all the important cases he’s dealing with, can anyone doubt that Anonleftard is the greatest trial attorney of the modern age?
Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 03 18 at 02:32 AM • permalinkIain; Hall now has masturbation fodder for the next few days.
Posted by Stuntman Bob on 2008 03 18 at 02:53 AM • permalinkIt takes a lot to make me laugh out loud. I usually just smile or maybe chuckle at humorous or witty remarks. But #24 and #35 made me laugh hard. Good work gents.
Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 18 at 05:48 AM • permalinkIf his rear wheel was just "touching it" then he would have been blocking the crossing by the distance from the centre of the wheel to the back end of the car. If it is indeed the crossing shown in the egg_’s link (#34) then that is quite a lot.
Even worse if it was the steering wheel!
Posted by Toiling Mass on 2008 03 18 at 06:07 AM • permalinkI like how Time rates his own category there “Tim Blair being a fuckwit”
I guess that’s an honor, right?
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2008 03 18 at 06:55 AM • permalinkThe little slack-jawed, weak-chinned cat molester thinks that this:
By your own admission you acknowledge that you broke the law. So are you advocating that the law should be up to the discretion of those charged with the duty of enforcing it? If so, that would then come down to laws only being applied to some people, which would make the system inherently unfair, wouldn’t it?
was abuse. He clearly doesn’t hang around with a very tough crowd.
Anyone else banned from his blog?
This is the post I tried to leave:
‘I am glad that you have appear to have stopped equating cerebal palsy with mental illness even if I am not surprised that you resort to deleting comments that point out your failings.
Obviously you lack the ability to face up to your actions.
Will you realise that posting someone’s name and photo along with your desire to see them suffer some unnamed mishap is likely to be interpreted as a threat and delete your entire post?’
I was banned after leaving a post, that is now deleted, pointing out that jeremy equates cerebal palsy with mental deficiency everytime uses Timmeh as an attempt to put down Tim Blair. I also expressed my desire to see him try to explain to a court (or the law council’s ethical standards board) his actions in posting that man’s details. I also pointed out that I would settle for him trying to explain his actions to one of the parking inspector’s relatives.
Jezza is not really a barrister and sadly he does have some difficulty with his spelling. But he does make a super cup of coffee.
Posted by Whale Spinor on 2008 03 18 at 09:21 AM • permalinkOg the Other sorry Og not respect other cultures. Og the Other simple caveman. Og the Other not understand why people who say they good let people do bad things in name of “multiculturalism”. Og the Other not understand why it ok for others to hurt Og’s friends and not ok for Og to hurt others back. Og simple caveman. Og know spear, Og know cave, Og know right, Og know wrong. Og too simple for modern world. Maybe Og the Other go sleep in ice cave for more years.
Posted by MikeTheLibrarian on 2008 03 18 at 10:46 AM • permalink#49 egg_
Jeremeh! started removing (Blairite) posts once Blairites returned insults (the original Lefty ones are still up, mind you: so much for even-handed censorship).
Don’t you realise by now that we are NOT to respond to his sniveling, but to sit there and TAKE IT!
Harumph!
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 18 at 11:34 AM • permalinkParking. He’s on a tirade about… parking. Isn’t he a bit young for the “grumpy old man” syndrome? Imagine what he’ll be like when he’s 60.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 18 at 12:28 PM • permalinkJeremy should take my approach to parking tickets. Rather than railing and pouting about a “petty little tyrant taking advantage” I just shrug and consider it a donation to the city to hopefully do something good (it probably won’t but...).
On the other hand, being a lawyer, he could sue on the grounds that the old guy could have been nice but chose not to be. How unfair. Tip : keep in mind that juries can be swayed if the witness gets choked up, whimpers and cries.
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2008 03 18 at 12:40 PM • permalinkMy final word to Jeremy:
Item: You create a post complaining of being wronged.
Item: You invite comments
Item: You read a comment that is respectful and in some degree sympathetic to your anger and, as far as the commenter is aware, accurate in its content
Item: You abuse the commenter, aknowledging nothing and making no substantive remarks regarding the content
Item: You selectively delete “abusive” posts—leaving those sympathetic to you no matter how abusive they might be to othersConclusion: You are self-absorbed at best, and patently a fraud at worst.
Posted by MentalFloss on 2008 03 18 at 04:45 PM • permalinkI have it on good authority that due to all the updates every tube of KY Jelly has been sold out in Ocean View QLD.
If there are any more updates ;;;; ;;;; will have to use grease from his noddy car.
Posted by Stuntman Bob on 2008 03 18 at 06:14 PM • permalink#34 egg_ I think you will find that, that picture is taken from the tarmac. If Jeremy was parked there I think that they would have done more than just give him a ticket.
Posted by Just Another Bloody Lawyer on 2008 03 18 at 06:14 PM • permalinkYes Kae, check out Noddy’s return.
Hat tip to someone else.
Posted by Stuntman Bob on 2008 03 18 at 06:24 PM • permalinkWhat a whiny sook:
suppose his flimsy justification will be that I’ve dared to criticise an airport parking officer for the way he carried out his job, so therefore my job, unrelated though it is to this blog, the post, or the incident in question, is therefore somehow fair game.
Still, being attacked by someone as respected as Andrew Bolt is hardly something of which to be ashamed so, bring it on, mate.Now the shoe is on the other foot, he’s crying about his rights!
NOTE: I do strongly advise Mr Bolt’s moderators to keep a handle on any defamatory comments his readers may feel inspired to make, though.
Tut tut, surely he isn’t trying to silence dissent?
NOTE: I do strongly advise Mr Bolt’s moderators to keep a handle on any defamatory comments his readers may feel inspired to make, though.
FFS. He’s not serious, is he? What a sniveling twat.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 18 at 08:20 PM • permalinkCan’t we send Quigley back downunder to sort out people like Jeremy?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 03 18 at 08:46 PM • permalinkUPDATE III. Jeremy’s attack on the Sunshine Coast Airport services officer was only launched once Jeremy was safely home in Melbourne, some 1800 kilometres from his target.
I think this bit is not right. He only received notice of the ticket after returning home, meaning he had no opportunity to confront the evil parking inspector at the time. Not that I can see Jeremy confronting the fellow if he was writing out the ticket at the time, in any event.
Oh dear, looks like we have another little tornado between bloggers. This feels like Kitchen Stadium - who’s cooking will reign supreme??
Jeremy’s slimy skin is transluscent in its thinness.
Won’t somebody please rescue that poor cat?
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 18 at 08:56 PM • permalink#77 Are you sure it was his “female” companion? Clothes do not make the woman, eh?
Posted by MentalFloss on 2008 03 18 at 09:26 PM • permalinkYou know what’s great about defamation laws?
I can call Anonlefty a whiny little crybaby, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
I love the law.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 03 18 at 09:44 PM • permalink"He’s still whining?”
Have you ever heard leftys NOT whining?
Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 03 18 at 11:07 PM • permalinkAt home, posting pictures of traffic cops
With him on top leakin yellow fun, arms raised in a v
And the dead lay in pools of urine below
Daddy didnt give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didnt care
King Jeremy the wicked…oh, ruled his world…Clearly we remember pickin on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
Ooh, but we unleashed a lion…
Gnashed his teeth and bit his “female friend’s” breast…
How can we forget?
And he shit me, an “anonymous left”
My jaw not hurtin…but ooh, dropped wide openDaddy didnt give affection, no…
And the boy was something that mommy wouldnt wear
King Jeremy the wicked…oh, ruled his world
Jeremy spoke in class today…(sincere apologies to Pearl Jam)
Posted by MentalFloss on 2008 03 19 at 12:21 AM • permalink#68- Steady on, old bean, that’s a Lotus (or Caterham) Super 7, hardly a noddy car- noddy would fill his pantaloons behind the wheel of one of those buggers, unless well whizzed in which case he’d lead Mr Plod a merry dance ‘round the estate. Big Ears would infarct in the passenger seat at the first roundabout- those critters are the nearest thing to an F1 open wheeler (except for maybe Westfield (and I don’t mean the shopping centre either).
89. True Noddy would might crap his daks. Judging from this pic he has because he has been pulled over by Big Ears.
Posted by Stuntman Bob on 2008 03 19 at 12:57 AM • permalink#72..."dissent..."
What a great name for a pet!
“Shh, Dissent, daddy’s trying to sleep…
Shut that dog up!”Oh the possibilities…
Ash, I realise that in using the Name “Jewemy” you were being patronising to the little complainer and good on you, but I hope you realise that the configuration first three letters of that label constitutes association of a rather invidious kind.
I don’t want my nice, if often legalistic cultural heritage - ie Jewish - to be associated in any way with someone who betrays someone’s privacy over a parking ticket, though he may otherwise whinge as much as he likes, because justified or not, it is horrendously disappointing.
Posted by carpefraise on 2008 03 19 at 04:33 AM • permalinkHey, where’s my comment? I left a fairly tame comment that said in America we call his conduct “acting like a jerk”. It didn’t stay up very long. Hmmmm. He must be monitoring his blog 24/7. Probably has nothing better to do.
Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 19 at 05:06 AM • permalinkApple77 - pistols at dawn.
Name the time and the place.
NOBODY says things like that about Kirsten and gets away with it!Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 03 19 at 08:17 AM • permalink
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