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He hasn’t split with Laurie David, but Dennis Leary is inclined to carbon-guzzle anyway:

Actor Dennis Leary insists he’ll never cut back on using electricity, despite the negative effects wasting energy has on the environment ...

He jokes, “You can take the carbon footprint and stick it up my ass. I don’t care, I’m using electricity as long as I’m on this planet ...

“My kids can suffer. I like turning stuff on. I like to have everything in my house turned on. I hope that my carbon footprint is huge.”

We all must work on this. Luckily, Australia’s ongoing coldness must be forcing even the most prayerful local Gorebot to turn up the heat and boost their footprints a size or two.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/15/2007 at 11:01 AM

  1. I must confess that I have an enormous carbon footprint. And you ladies know what THAT means. 

    Big carbon shoes.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 15 at 12:15 PM • permalink

  2. LOL Texas Bob, what does it mean if I have big carbon shoes?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 15 at 12:18 PM • permalink

  3. #2 Enormous, yet odor-free, feet!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 15 at 12:54 PM • permalink

  4. Read the comments. They’re even funnier (and scarier) even taking into account that is the San Fran Gate‘s online readership “readership”.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 07 15 at 12:57 PM • permalink

  5. Has anyone investigated the possibility of carbon underwear?  Might come handy for social occasions where the meal was comprised of tasty but methane producing components.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 15 at 12:58 PM • permalink

  6. #2 Odour-free? My feet? You’ve clearly never been around when I’ve taken off my shoes.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 15 at 01:03 PM • permalink

  7. Dennis Leary is my new hero.

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2007 07 15 at 01:50 PM • permalink

  8. #7
    Hear! Hear!
    He must be averse to tinsel town’s hypocrisy; prolly been to Laurie’s parties.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 15 at 08:19 PM • permalink

  9. Oh dear, the moonbats that haunt the SFGate website aren’t pleased at all. Here’s what one “PreciousB” had to say:

    I hope he electrocutes himself.

    Heck hath no fury like a hippie-chick whose “precious” notions are scorned by a White Male.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 07 15 at 08:20 PM • permalink

  10. Dennis has always been an asshole

    Mrs Apparatchik

    Posted by Apparatchik on 2007 07 15 at 08:43 PM • permalink

  11. I saw a bumper sticker that read, “My Carbon Footprint is Bigger Than Yours.”

    Texas Bob, you bad little rebel!

    haha @ the ppl who take him seriously in the comments.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 07 15 at 09:20 PM • permalink

  12. I’d like to see what my carbon footprint works out to. I switch the computer on when I get up and off when I go to bed. The heater is on all day and half the night, and if I’m running in and out of the kitchen, I see no sense in turning the light on and off as I go. It gets turned on, and stays on.

    I’m sure the Karbon Kops would want to lock me up and throw away the key.

    Oh, and I love Dennis Leary. Well said!

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 15 at 09:25 PM • permalink

  13. “I’m the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I’m the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?”

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 15 at 10:23 PM • permalink

  14. Dennis Leary is awesome!

    Posted by Korgmeister on 2007 07 16 at 07:17 AM • permalink

  15. I’ve got two of his routines on DVD.  Absolutely love him. 

    Elizabeth
    Imperial Keeper

    Posted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2007 07 16 at 12:51 PM • permalink

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