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Rich Hall—mentioned earlier—has written an oil play:

“I started writing Levelland last summer,” Hall says, “because the price of gasoline was spiralling out of control in the US. I noticed there was no real panic or anger. I remember back in ’73-’74, when there was a similar oil crisis. The lines were so long. There was genuine outrage.

“It made me think that (today) Americans are in this comfort zone. How high does the price of gasoline have to go before people start rioting and torching refineries? What will it take to make American people wake up?”

A note to Hall: generally, torching refineries does not lower the price of fuel. Oh, and if you’re angry that people aren’t rioting, it might be an idea to lead by example. Wake up, Rich!

Posted by Tim B. on 04/19/2006 at 11:33 AM
  1. If you adjust for inflation, the price of oil in the 70s was $100/barrel at its peak.  So, we have roughly $30 to go to catch up.  I don’t remember any torching of refineries, but I was just a young tot.  But I’m sure I would have studied such a thing in history books.

    Posted by RK on 2006 04 19 at 11:40 AM • permalink

  2. A note to Hall: generally, torching refineries does not lower the price of fuel.

    Somehow the above and…RICH Hall is a thinker, really, really don’t go together.

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 04 19 at 11:47 AM • permalink

  3. I thought “Acropolis Now” and “The Wog Boy” were oil plays ... eh, the old oil of olay ...

    Posted by Stevo on 2006 04 19 at 11:51 AM • permalink

  4. Want people to start rioting all over America? Institute Price controls on the sale of gasoline.

    Posted by Markus Barca on 2006 04 19 at 12:01 PM • permalink

  5. “It made me think that (today) Americans are in this comfort zone.”

    Remember all those whiny leftists who have claimed that Bush is the worst president in history as far as the economy is concerned? Evidently, Rich doesn’t.

    Posted by PW on 2006 04 19 at 12:04 PM • permalink

  6. At any rate, Rich’s “torch refineries” line is a note-perfect example of the surreal ways in which lefties respond to events: In this case, if you’re discontent with the performance of [insert entity here], you should strive to make their job harder.

    And they wonder why they’re not being taken seriously by the average guy.

    Posted by PW on 2006 04 19 at 12:07 PM • permalink

  7. I remember back in ’73-’74, when there was a similar oil crisis. The lines were so long. There was genuine outrage.

    I remember that too.  I also remember that a lot of the outrage was directed at the Saudi princes who smiled into the camera and assured us all that soon we would “kiss the hand and resume business as usual”.  I wonder if he will address this in his play.  Or the fact that Canada and the western US have oil reserves locked up in shale and sand that will last centuries once the price of oil rises enough to make it economically feasible to extract.

    No one torched any refineries, but then we didn’t have the oil-hating environmental movement then that we have today.  Perhaps Mr. Hall wouldn’t mind touching on that subject as well?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 04 19 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  8. This article just made me laugh.  I particularly liked this:

    language for Hall is so important, he invents words.

      So does my 1 year old nephew, but that doesn’t make him an expert on oil policy, or anything else for that matter. 

    If language is so important, try learning to say more than “Bush evil,” and “Christians evil.” I seem to recall his choice of language when corresponding with Tim wasn’t all that sophisticated, either. Certainly has the “do as I say, not as I do” mentality down pat, though.

    Posted by Polish Frizzle on 2006 04 19 at 12:11 PM • permalink

  9. A note to Hall: generally, torching refineries does not lower the price of fuel.

    You owe me a new keyboard, Tim.

    That SNL reject Rich Hall is a superstar among the international hate-America left, while Jon Lovitz is reduced to reprising his “matser thespian” character in Subway commercials, is a crime.

    Posted by Damian P. on 2006 04 19 at 12:13 PM • permalink

  10. Marcus Barca nails it. Throw a few wage controls in while you’re at it.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 04 19 at 12:14 PM • permalink

  11. I remember back in ’73-’74, when there was a similar oil crisis. The lines were so long. There was genuine outrage.

    Oh, I remember, too. There was outrage alright, outrage at the Arab oil ticks and their stupid embargo.

    BTW, my friend’s mother had a ‘65 Mustang with the license plate “ODDEVEN”. People who around then will know what that meant.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 04 19 at 12:19 PM • permalink

  12. *who were*

    Drat!

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 04 19 at 12:21 PM • permalink

  13. What is truly blockheaded about this idea of “oil riots” is that these very same leftist kooks are fully in support of massive tax increases on gasoline to force American drivers to conserve.

    Damn those stinking Gaia-raping SUVs!

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 04 19 at 12:25 PM • permalink

  14. Who is this dickhead anyway? If he was funny I’m sure I would have heard of him.

    Posted by geoff on 2006 04 19 at 12:39 PM • permalink

  15. That SNL reject Rich Hall is a superstar among the international hate-America left, while Jon Lovitz is reduced to reprising his “matser thespian” character in Subway commercials, is a crime.

    Lovitz probably makes more money. And is actually recognizable.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 19 at 12:50 PM • permalink

  16. The price spiraling out of control was just the right thing.

    Refineries go offline in Katrina.

    The guy at the tank farm notices that his inventory is falling : people are trucking it away faster than he can get it in from the refineries.

    So he raises the price _to slow the outflow_ until it matches the inflow.

    Presto!  There’s enough gasoline for everybody, everybody gets all the gasoline they want, there are no lines or closed stations, but everybody wants less.

    Now, people _need_ gasoline, as the saying goes.  They’re insensitive to price.  Whatever it is, they pay it.  In economics, this is called ``inelastic demand.’‘

    What it means is that the price has to go up a whole lot before they cut back, and this cutting back is accompanied by screaming and congressional investigations.

    But it worked.  Inelastic demand was elasticized. The price went up exactly enough to get screaming people to cut back just enough so that there was enough gasoline.

    A side-effect is that whoever owns gasoline gets a ``windfall profit.’’  This is true but is not itself a problem.

    It’s just that the screamers are not too rational all the time and may lynch somebody to feel better.

    So windfall profits are an immense PR problem.  You don’t get TV time to explain it.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2006 04 19 at 12:51 PM • permalink

  17. Uh, didn’t we give Rich Hall a thorough spanking on this site last year?  Is he back for more?

    To quote Sgt. Bosco “BA” Baracus.

    “I pity the fool who can’t tell a joke”

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2006 04 19 at 12:54 PM • permalink

  18. Spiny Norman is right.  The left would like nothing more than to see gas at 5 dollars.  They just want all of the money to go to Government and not the evil “Big Oil”.

    Laughing boy may just see the torching of the Sierra Club instead of those refineries.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 04 19 at 12:55 PM • permalink

  19. Hall has an 85-year-old’s memory: he can remember the 1974 crisis with its long lines, but not the 2005 non-crisis with its non-lines.

    Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2006 04 19 at 12:58 PM • permalink

  20. What is truly blockheaded about this idea of “oil riots” is that these very same leftist kooks are fully in support of massive tax increases on gasoline to force American drivers to conserve.

    Exactly. Higher prices = less driving = less global warmacoolamachanging. You’d think they would like that. But, these are leftists. They only know how to complain, even if it means complaining about something they support. Logic has nothing to do with the leftist protesty mind.

    Also, there’s the rather important fact that lefties are now paying more for gas. Once their proposals actually become realities that they have to, you know,  pay for, they’re just as self-interested as we RWBDs. What smug, hypocritical a-holes.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 19 at 12:58 PM • permalink

  21. They only know how to complain, even if it means complaining about something they support. Logic has nothing to do with the leftist protesty mind.

    Sure there is: no matter what happens, there will always be a reason to protest! Seems perfectly logical to me…

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 04 19 at 01:09 PM • permalink

  22. Is Rich Hall also in favor of drilling in Alaska in order to lower prices?  Or lowering the gasoline tax?

    That’s what I thought.

    Posted by RK on 2006 04 19 at 01:33 PM • permalink

  23. #16 - this is the kind of basic economics which every citizen should know, but doesn’t. Of course, that doesn’t matter, because even after I explain the virtues of price-gouging after a disaster to my co-workers, friends, and family, they still say, “It’s wrong!”

    Sigh.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 19 at 02:11 PM • permalink

  24. PW 6

    And they wonder why they’re not being taken seriously by the average guy.

    Do they?  You’re too generous.  To them the average guy is part of the problem, and needs to be re-educated.  Or de-educated.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 19 at 02:21 PM • permalink

  25. Over-educated, yet street-dumb NYT pundit Tom Freidman echoed similar lunacy, actually cheering Iranian whackjob Ahmadabadadingdong with the statement “you go girl” because high oil prices would get Americans to change their wasteful, wicked ways.

    Nothing like the prospect of totalitarian coercion to give our elites an intellectual hard-on.

    Posted by cosmo on 2006 04 19 at 03:16 PM • permalink

  26. I noticed there was no real panic or anger. I remember back in ’73-’74, when there was a similar oil crisis. The lines were so long. There was genuine outrage.

    Yes, there was outrage - outrage at the Saudis, the government, and at the long frickin’ lines!

    No lines, no outrage.  Simple as that, really.  Americans really hate lines.

    Posted by VKI on 2006 04 19 at 04:02 PM • permalink

  27. #11

    I remember, Spiny—cars with odd-numbered plates could fill up on one day, even-numbered plates the next. Remember all too well sitting in Mom’s brown Pontiac wagon in the middle of summer (no A/C on—not at those prices!) on an endless line. That wagon got worse mileage than my planet-busting SUV does now.

    Carter gets the blame for that sometimes, which is wrong. It wasn’t the fault of a liberal Democrat administration. It was mishandled by a liberal Republican administration.

    As for AssHall, his 15th minute expired with my Sniglets calendar in 1988. Pack it in, bug-eyed boy.

    Posted by Monroe Doctrine on 2006 04 19 at 04:52 PM • permalink

  28. If he weren’t complaining about Bush to the legacy media, Sniglet Louis-Dreyfus would cease to exist as a public figure.

    Posted by OKAggie on 2006 04 19 at 05:43 PM • permalink

  29. I guess Rich is implying we… ah… should invade some oil-producing country so’s we can… ah… get it cheaper. Like.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 04 19 at 06:06 PM • permalink

  30. Yeah, I remember ‘73-‘74, and I remember that there weren’t any gas lines until ‘74, and I remember moving up daylight savings to February, so getting up in the dark to go sit in line in the dark to gas up the car before going to work was an adventure. That’s right. Adventure. That’s how most people dealt with it. Only dysfunctional folks, like Rich Hall, got bent out of shape over it, the rest of us knew to “suck it up” and “deal with it.” But then, some folks, like Rich Hall, never get over their self-importance.

    Oh, for those of you who can’t remember Rich Hall, he used to appear frequently on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Who’s Johnny Carson, you ask? He preceeded Jay Leno, retiring 14 years ago—about the last time Rich Hall was funny.

    Posted by Forbes on 2006 04 19 at 06:34 PM • permalink

  31. To paraphrase Sgt. Bosco B.A. Baracus, Rich Hall is a laugh a month.  If that.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 04 19 at 06:48 PM • permalink

  32. How about this for a sniglet-treasonocrity: where medicore talents will resort to bad-mouthing their country’s leadership during wartime in order to boost their own flagging careers.

    Posted by 68W40 on 2006 04 19 at 08:09 PM • permalink

  33. Yep, let’s burn our own refineries to protest oil prices. That’ll teach us. 

    You know, the way burning the small businesses every riot is such a development incentive for the ‘hood…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 19 at 08:21 PM • permalink

  34. (language for Hall is so important, he invents words

    What an Ugwong!

    Posted by Ross on 2006 04 19 at 09:04 PM • permalink

  35. He spends time in both the US and Britain, where he’s become popular and respected through television programs such as his Fishing Show.

    I’m in Britain and I’ve never even heard of this “Fishing Show”, is he trying to convince Australian newspapers that he is some sort of superstar over here?

    Posted by Ross on 2006 04 19 at 09:10 PM • permalink

  36. Blame it all on the Jews.

    In ‘73 I went from North Chicago Naval “A” school to the USS Chicago (coincidence, eh?), stowed my gear, reported to the Chief Engineer and hit the rack.

    I woke up to “General Quarters! All Hands report to duty stations. General Quarters!”, and made my way to the engine room. Nixon had mobilised every branch of the military in response to the Yom Kippur War.

    OPEC was just another cartel before Nixon’s emergency re-supply effort— enabling Israel to withstand Egyptian and Syrian forces long enough to grab a quick meal (they’d been fasting) and obliterate the raghead airforce and BBQ their tanks.

    The Arab world imposed the 1973 oil embargo against the United States, Western Europe, and Japan as a result, and OPEC as a political force was born.

    So, now we’ve Ahmadasahatter threatening our ally and the only democracy in the region with utter destruction and Rich Hall says

    “Our involvement in the Middle East has far less to do with democracy and those hallowed values than it does to do with comfort. What is being threatened is the degree of physical comfort.”

    What a complete and utter twat.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 04 19 at 09:24 PM • permalink

  37. If he weren’t complaining about Bush to the legacy media, Sniglet Louis-Dreyfus would cease to exist as a public figure

    Julia Louis-Dreyfus is married to Brad Hall, another lame SNL alumnus.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 19 at 09:35 PM • permalink

  38. “Our involvement in the Middle East has far less to do with democracy and those hallowed values than it does to do with comfort. What is being threatened is the degree of physical comfort.”

    Its all about “comfort” so we should just shut it down, eh Rich?  Shut down heat to every school and hospital, every homeless shelter, not to mention all the other necessities either made of or powered by oil?
    Well I’m sure the left will be behind all that when it happens. 

    “Stuck on stupid” says it all.

    Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 04 20 at 12:55 AM • permalink

  39. #37—my bad.  So many mediocrities to keep straight.  This is the sniglet guy mediocrity, though, right?  Not the mediocrity living off Seinfeld residuals?

    Posted by OKAggie on 2006 04 20 at 08:08 AM • permalink

  40. “Our involvement in the Middle East has far less to do with democracy and those hallowed values than it does to do with comfort. What is being threatened is the degree of physical comfort.”

    That’s pretty strong talk about comfort from a guy who traveled 10,000 miles so he wouldn’t have to take a real job…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 20 at 10:51 AM • permalink

  41. #39 - yup, Rich Hall is Sniglet Boy.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 20 at 09:44 PM • permalink

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