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Human Rights Watch finds Israel guilty of attacking two Lebanese ambulances (please read the whole thing; my takes on this case may be accessed here). Problem is, as even HRW admits, the evidence for their finding is a little scant:

HRW cannot conclusively state which missiles were used in the attack on the ambulances, because our researchers did not find diagnostic shrapnel or missile parts at the scene, and because of the experimental nature of some missiles used by the IDF.

Can’t find any missiles, or even traces of missiles? Must be because ... they’re Magic Jew Ordnance! Zombietime has a very detailed examination of HRW’s claims, including data on several missiles HRW suggest may have been involved. Al Hamatzav and Michelle Malkin also weigh in, as does Allah Pundit.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/30/2006 at 07:39 AM
  1. Vonce ze rockets go up, who cares vere zey come down?
    Zat’s not my department, says Moishe Von Braun

    Posted by cuckoo on 2006 12 30 at 08:12 AM • permalink

  2. They are so clueless. Such dupes. Such fools.

    If they only knew the real truth.

    Secret Kabbalah and scientific advances have allowed the Jews to develop a weapon system that will beam mini golems into vehicles which do their damage and then evaporate into base materials.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 30 at 08:23 AM • permalink

  3. Do they mention anything about Hizballah targeting civilians--day after day after day?  Or using their own civilians as shields?  Or abusing their dead by using them as props? Or....  Oh hell, what’s the use of making a list.  We all know that only ‘Mericans and Joos commit war crimes.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 12 30 at 08:26 AM • permalink

  4. Rob at Better Part of Valour also has a take on this.

    Posted by C.L. on 2006 12 30 at 08:51 AM • permalink

  5. Well of course they are “experimental”.

    Who else has missiles that can leave no
    scorch marks while surgically removing
    and cauterising limbs.

    Posted by dver on 2006 12 30 at 08:58 AM • permalink

  6. I can reveal that these missiles are just a bunch of soft drink cans that have been violently shaken up and then tied together. Aim them at an ambulance, they explode inside, and then all you’re left with is a bunch of innocent-looking empty crumpled soft drink cans.

    Posted by Blithering Bunny on 2006 12 30 at 09:24 AM • permalink

  7. This is a shameful attack on the honor of Islam! It amounts to little more than willful Islamophobia that these Hezbollywood stunt trucks heroic Lebanese Red Cross ambulances have been so completely misphotographed and taken out of context.

    Posted by splice on 2006 12 30 at 09:31 AM • permalink

  8. What a bunch of malevolent fucknuckles.

    Posted by carpefraise on 2006 12 30 at 09:49 AM • permalink

  9. well if anyone feels like getting sarky on their ass, here are some contact details.
    I will never ever give money to them - ever.

    Press Desk
    Tel: 1 212 216 1832
    Fax: 1 212 736 1300
    Email:

    Minky Worden
    Media Director
    Tel: 1 212 216 1250
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    Press Director
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    Address:
    350 Fifth Avenue, 34th floor
    New York, NY 10118-3299 USA
    Tel: 1 212 290 4700 (Main Number)

    London

    Tom Porteous
    London Director
    Tel: 44 20 7713 2766
    Fax: 44 20 7713 1800
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    Urmi Shah
    Press and Information Officer
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    Media Editor
    Tel: 44 20 7713-3660
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    Associate
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    Tel: 44 20 7713 1995 (Main Number)

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    Marianne Heuwagen
    Director
    Tel: 49 30 2593060-12
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    Wolfgang Buettner
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    Poststraße 4/5 10178 Berlin, Germany
    Tel. 49 30 259306 10
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    Brussels

    Juliette Le Doré
    Associate
    Tel: 32 2 737 1490
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    Posted by carpefraise on 2006 12 30 at 09:55 AM • permalink

  10. #6 Don’t forget the Mentos.  The Jooooos have perfected the Coke + Mentos rockets:

    http://youtube.com/group/mentosgeysercontest

    Posted by rbj1 on 2006 12 30 at 10:19 AM • permalink

  11. The amazing thing about all this, is that regardless of whether Human Rights Watch is correct or not about Israel, their report completely discredits most of the media’s reporting of facts to date.

    That is, irrespective of whether you choose to believe Zombie or HRW, the media still got plenty wrong either way, and was damned confident when they said it too.

    And yet, will any of this cause them to improve? Not bloody likely.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 12 30 at 10:58 AM • permalink

  12. The Hole Truth

    No hole at all in the ambulance floor, questionable holes in the tarmac,
    undeniable holes in the media reports…

    How can anybody still believe a single word of their reporting on the Middle East?

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 12 30 at 11:05 AM • permalink

  13. Feh.  HRW never got my money in the first place.  I can assure everyone that was a sound investment.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 12 30 at 11:18 AM • permalink

  14. Funny thing is they all accuse the Israelis of having the perfect weapon of denyability. That is a rocket deliverable explosive that is totaly untraceable, yet dont feel at risk of an attack by one of these.
    Why do you think they dont feel paranoid about “speaking truth to power” to the IDF if they can be killed in an apparently untraceable way.
    Yet they admit to swallowing Hezbollocks staged incidents because they admit they would be in danger if they attempted to report in an unbiased way.

    I cant see how a reputable news organisation can allow itself to be deluded its worth having “reporters on the other side” if they know those reporters will be fed pure propaganda?

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 12 30 at 11:50 AM • permalink

  15. It is like when the conspioracy groups blamed Bali on an Israeli pocket nuke—their proof, the LACK of radiation at the site.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2006 12 30 at 12:00 PM • permalink

  16. It must have been something like the dreaded CIA Ice Knife. After the assassination, the evidence melts away.

    The missile parts melt away in the explosion.

    Wait. Can powder burns melt away?

    Posted by sbw on 2006 12 30 at 12:03 PM • permalink

  17. It’s a sign of the times that whenever I see an organization that calls itself something like “Human Rights Watch”, I know not to trust it.  Such organizations generally only “guard” the human rights that are already being protected in civilized societies.  They’re perfectly content to watch the human rights in uncivilized societies go down the drain, well aware that objections from them would be ignored at best, and endanger their own precious selves at worst.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 12 30 at 12:47 PM • permalink

  18. Neat little missile holes? Ooh yeah, send me some of your cauterizing, amour piercing meds right this way, right now. I got me some butt-berries no amount of Preparation H is gonna cure, anytime.

    Posted by splice on 2006 12 30 at 12:48 PM • permalink

  19. Bottom line:

    Arab/Muslim terrorists/guerrillas routinely disguise themselves as civilians and they do the same with their vehicles (that’s how the boys in Hezbollah were able to blow up a USMC barracks using a “car bomb” in Lebanon a few years back).

    That makes ALL civilians and ALL vehicles legitimate targets when the IDF is fighting guys like Hezbollah, IMO.  If the Israelis need to target ambulances (I’m not saying that’s what happened mind you, I’m just saying “if"), it’s o.k. by me.

    If you don’t like fighting dirty...don’t fight dirty.  If you insist on doing so...prepare to suffer the consequences.

    When fighting swine like the PLO, Hezbollah, the Baath guerrillas in Iraq, Al Qaida, etc., I’m in favor of doing whatever it takes to win...and if they won’t follow the rules (and they won’t)...then there aren’t any rules.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 12 30 at 01:21 PM • permalink

  20. Must be because ... they’re Magic Jew Ordnance!

    Bagel bombs.  Don’t forget the week-old bagel bombs.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 12 30 at 01:25 PM • permalink

  21. Minky Worden
    Lance Lattig
    Wolfgang Buettner

    Quit kidding me.  These can’t be real.

    Hey.  Wait.  Madonna follows Kabbala, therefore--she’s a Magical Jew Weapon!  Were any of her cds found in the “ambulance”?

    Posted by ushie on 2006 12 30 at 01:53 PM • permalink

  22. Minky Worden? Huh? Isn’t that something from a Pink Panther movie—where Clouseau is chastising an organ grinder about his “filthy minkey” while the bank robbers escape right under his nose? Oh, the irony!

    Wolfgang Buettner???

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 12 30 at 02:39 PM • permalink

  23. Right, so they don’t know what hit the ambulances but they’re sure that whatever it was, it was done by the Jews?

    They should just say “we don’t know” - and that’s if they must say anything at all.

    Posted by Ian Deans on 2006 12 30 at 03:31 PM • permalink

  24. Spiny Norman, maybe a Minky Worden runs a prison for apes.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 12 30 at 04:08 PM • permalink

  25. Well of course i’ve always been slightly frustrated at never having been capable of summoning up those “Magical Powers” assigned to the Jews by western christianity.
    Goodness i’ve tried to divine the stocks and shares that would rise up and make me digustingly rich. But i missed out on them all , including microsoft and yahoo.
    I also missed out on being part of the Jewish Cabal that controls world opinion, since even my wife disregards everything i say and disobeys instructions on principle.
    So as a distant descendant of those Christ killers who must have been endowed with magical powers to have commited deicied, the worst act ever commited by any people, i can only say that it must have been the Italinas that done it1 THERE ARE NO MAGICAL POWERS IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS!

    Posted by davo on 2006 12 30 at 05:15 PM • permalink

  26. Junked ambulances inexpertly junked by junk ambulance officers and fed to junk journalists, who defend their junk reporting even when it is junked by common-and-garden, commonsense bloggers like Zombie.

    Then Human Rights Watch junks itself with a junk justification.
    I wish I could say the MSM are just junk, but it’s far worse - they just hate they Joooooooos...

    Posted by Barrie on 2006 12 30 at 05:17 PM • permalink

  27. VORSPRUNG DURCH TECHNIC.
    yes these must be good solid German made VW ambulances. Indeed they could also be endowed with magical powers to resist such an assault by the deicide people.
    and those delicately cut holes in the roof!
    mighty useful for ventilation on the outback trail too. Now i wonder if they would resist crocodile attacks too ....?
    My camper desperately needs replacement.

    Posted by davo on 2006 12 30 at 05:36 PM • permalink

  28. Davo,

    I can also attest the magical jew magic power has totally passed me by - even growing up in Bellejew Hill, then living for a time in Vaujews.

    Posted by der FRED on 2006 12 30 at 05:39 PM • permalink

  29. #25,28:

    You guys sure? Did you look under your beds and check your storage rooms?

    I’m not a Jew but a good friend of mine is and he showed me his special Jew magic bequeathment container once.

    Iirc, it was made of wood cleverly designed to look like cardboard, about shoe box size, buff color with the mystic words (Florsheim with numerology 12) embossed upon it and the lid was secured with a magic bond cleverly disguised as packing tape.

    I have no clue what was in it, but it had to be big juju.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 30 at 05:50 PM • permalink

  30. Fred - that’s scandalous. Oh, and you forgot Nose Bay.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 12 30 at 05:52 PM • permalink

  31. #17
    They’re perfectly content to watch the human rights in uncivilized societies go down the drain...
    I’ve come to the conclusion that they have an implicitly racist view of the world.  That the third world is a bestial place, and you shouldn’t expect any better from it.  To do so makes you a racist neo-imperialist oppressor.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2006 12 30 at 07:00 PM • permalink

  32. you can’t prove the ambulances werent taken out by those devious jews with thir tactical atomic dreidels can you?- so they did

    i can feel a general assembly motion welling up in the bowels of the UN, but i fear those wicked selfish zionists will choose to ignore it and fail to liquidate themselves yet again.

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 30 at 07:06 PM • permalink

  33. #29 Grimmy

    He didn’t show you his bag of gold, did he? Did he?!?

    /cartman

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 12 30 at 07:18 PM • permalink

  34. #33, Spiney Norman:

    Bag of gold? Pfft! Everyone knows diamonds are much easier to transport, store and hide in stockpiles. Besides, diamonds are worth their weight in… well...lots more than gold, actually.

    So, that whole “bag of gold” thing is just a red herring. Btw, are herring kosher?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 30 at 07:33 PM • permalink

  35. Herrings Kosher?
    i hope so i’ve been delighting in them for years with chopped onions and sour cream YUM!

    Grimmy
    does that shoe box contain a lsit of 256 numbers which when spoken in the correct order will bring about the end of the world ?

    and Spiny think about, where would the world of opticians be without those noses, perfectly sculpured for spectacles. Notice how the evil nazis always used monacles, because their diminutive noses were incapable of supporting glasses.
    And of course the ability to detect Chiken noodle soup cooking from huge distances.

    Posted by davo on 2006 12 30 at 07:46 PM • permalink

  36. Magical Jew Powers? Is that like that weird “magical girl” anime genre?

    Posted by Patrick Chester on 2006 12 30 at 07:50 PM • permalink

  37. #32 “TACTICAL ATOMIC DREIDELS”

    LOL

    Where were THOSE in my childhood Chanukas?

    Posted by carpefraise on 2006 12 30 at 07:53 PM • permalink

  38. If Moses had been paid journalists rates, he might have written ten thousand commandments.
    Just as well he was’nt paid then!
    Unfortumately those journalists who write libels against the Jews today are well paid and prolific today.

    Posted by davo on 2006 12 30 at 08:14 PM • permalink

  39. #35, And of course the ability to detect Chiken noodle soup cooking from huge distances.

    davo, have you been hanging out with the Chick-Fil-A Cows?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 12 30 at 08:39 PM • permalink

  40. I was doing a zombietime while he was doing (a better job of) it, and got a few military ordnance and weapons types together over the available images.

    The story was BS then and it’s BS now. These blokes had about 80 years of weapons effects and ordnance expertise between them. No known explosive weapon was utilised against those vehicles. The most likely possibility they could come up with was that someone got up a high-rise with an RPG with the fuze removed (so it would not explode) and fired it to make the holes. The vehicles were then vandalised.
    One, an SES volunteer type, thought that the ambos had been in an MVA and that even the ‘inert RGP thru the roof’ had not been done.

    The tale was not even clever propaganda, it was crude and stupid, and ANY bunch of actual weapons effect folks would tell you that in half an hour.

    What is astounding about this is that EVEN TODAY, the MSM has not asked actual weapons effect experts!

    Idiots.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2006 12 30 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  41. Rebbeccah- what a lovely biblical name!
    i was never a fan of Yoko and her despicable portrayal of Bottoms. No, noses are far more interesting and less, how would you say it, “in your face” that those derrieres which are best left covered up for the majority of mortals.
    Cyrano de Bergerac,a true hero,sported one of the most monumental noses in history.Such A nose could even heve acted as a perch for birds such as my own beloved lorikeets.
    However what convinces me that Cyrano was a closet Jew, was his passion for unrequited love, that the yearnings and their resultant fantasies are even more enjoyable than the ultimate “conquest”
    What does one do with those emotions once the goal has been achieved and the banality and reality of washing machines take over?

    Posted by davo on 2006 12 30 at 09:14 PM • permalink

  42. Last time i enquired there were only a handful of Scientifically qualified staff at the BBC, and most likely they were “docile”, easily swayed to support the writings of their superiors,
    heaven forbid that ballistic experts, loyal to science, be allowed to interfere with the existing political views!
    “Humphrey”
    “Yes Prime Minister”
    “I’m reading this mornings Times. it says that a scientist chappy from Imperial College has disproved the alleged attacks by the Israelis on Red Cross ambulances.
    That was’nt what was on the BBC last night!”
    “Well sir, Science and statistics can be made to prove anything. We as politicians know that extremely well don’t we?”
    “well this is an outrage! bring him here immediately. I want to know the facts”
    “Can’t do that sir. he’s not on our official list of approved advisory scientists, you see sir”
    “Heavens Humphrey, then dig up one others instead!”
    “I’m afraid he’s attending a seminar on global warming in Cannes in the South of France -pushing for carbon emmision controls and all that vote winning stuff”
    “you mean we only have ONE scientic advisor!”
    “One is more than enough sir, these chaps are so tiresome and dogmatic. Absolute bores and ompossible to invite for lunch “
    “nethertheless , i want to see him. Have him flown back today”
    “ I’m sorry they are all snowed under huge falls of snow and the airport is shut”
    “ More effects of this damn global warming eh?”
    “Absolutely sir. Shall I serve your lunch now?”

    Posted by davo on 2006 12 30 at 09:43 PM • permalink

  43. ”...the experimental nature of some missiles used by the IDF.”

    The Golem IV Ambulocet.  This rocket, developed in underground labs in Tel Aviv, is designed to knock out only ambulances.  A colour sensor locks it onto Red Crosses and Crescents.  With uncanny accuracy, it can bullseye the centre of the cross, wipeout occupants and leave the vehicle intact.  The Ambulocet can also distill sunshine from cucumbers.

    Posted by Inurbanus on 2006 12 30 at 09:58 PM • permalink

  44. 35 davo--only crazy people eat herring and cream.

    Actually, only crazy people eat herring, to begin with.

    Posted by ushie on 2006 12 31 at 12:54 AM • permalink

  45. To be crazy in this world is an Honour
    than you.
    i guess all the swedes who love pickled herrings and sour cream are crazy too.
    I like!
    nice company for those shnip shnaps!

    Posted by davo on 2006 12 31 at 01:37 AM • permalink

  46. i spent a year in holland- i still wake up at 3 am some mornings with dreadful memories of herring

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 31 at 09:20 AM • permalink

  47. Sour cream herring is Da Bomb!  Nothing goes so well with a beer.

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2006 12 31 at 03:28 PM • permalink

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