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Human Rights Watch finds Israel guilty of attacking two Lebanese ambulances (please read the whole thing; my takes on this case may be accessed here). Problem is, as even HRW admits, the evidence for their finding is a little scant:
HRW cannot conclusively state which missiles were used in the attack on the ambulances, because our researchers did not find diagnostic shrapnel or missile parts at the scene, and because of the experimental nature of some missiles used by the IDF.
Can’t find any missiles, or even traces of missiles? Must be because ... they’re Magic Jew Ordnance! Zombietime has a very detailed examination of HRW’s claims, including data on several missiles HRW suggest may have been involved. Al Hamatzav and Michelle Malkin also weigh in, as does Allah Pundit.
Rob at Better Part of Valour also has a take on this.
I can reveal that these missiles are just a bunch of soft drink cans that have been violently shaken up and then tied together. Aim them at an ambulance, they explode inside, and then all you’re left with is a bunch of innocent-looking empty crumpled soft drink cans.
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Posted by carpefraise on 2006 12 30 at 09:55 AM • permalinkThe amazing thing about all this, is that regardless of whether Human Rights Watch is correct or not about Israel, their report completely discredits most of the media’s reporting of facts to date.
That is, irrespective of whether you choose to believe Zombie or HRW, the media still got plenty wrong either way, and was damned confident when they said it too.
And yet, will any of this cause them to improve? Not bloody likely.
Feh. HRW never got my money in the first place. I can assure everyone that was a sound investment.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 12 30 at 11:18 AM • permalinkFunny thing is they all accuse the Israelis of having the perfect weapon of denyability. That is a rocket deliverable explosive that is totaly untraceable, yet dont feel at risk of an attack by one of these.
Why do you think they dont feel paranoid about “speaking truth to power” to the IDF if they can be killed in an apparently untraceable way.
Yet they admit to swallowing Hezbollocks staged incidents because they admit they would be in danger if they attempted to report in an unbiased way.I cant see how a reputable news organisation can allow itself to be deluded its worth having “reporters on the other side” if they know those reporters will be fed pure propaganda?
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 12 30 at 11:50 AM • permalinkIt’s a sign of the times that whenever I see an organization that calls itself something like “Human Rights Watch”, I know not to trust it. Such organizations generally only “guard” the human rights that are already being protected in civilized societies. They’re perfectly content to watch the human rights in uncivilized societies go down the drain, well aware that objections from them would be ignored at best, and endanger their own precious selves at worst.
Bottom line:
Arab/Muslim terrorists/guerrillas routinely disguise themselves as civilians and they do the same with their vehicles (that’s how the boys in Hezbollah were able to blow up a USMC barracks using a “car bomb” in Lebanon a few years back).
That makes ALL civilians and ALL vehicles legitimate targets when the IDF is fighting guys like Hezbollah, IMO. If the Israelis need to target ambulances (I’m not saying that’s what happened mind you, I’m just saying “if"), it’s o.k. by me.
If you don’t like fighting dirty...don’t fight dirty. If you insist on doing so...prepare to suffer the consequences.
When fighting swine like the PLO, Hezbollah, the Baath guerrillas in Iraq, Al Qaida, etc., I’m in favor of doing whatever it takes to win...and if they won’t follow the rules (and they won’t)...then there aren’t any rules.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 12 30 at 01:21 PM • permalinkMinky Worden? Huh? Isn’t that something from a Pink Panther movie—where Clouseau is chastising an organ grinder about his “filthy minkey” while the bank robbers escape right under his nose? Oh, the irony!
Wolfgang Buettner???
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 12 30 at 02:39 PM • permalinkWell of course i’ve always been slightly frustrated at never having been capable of summoning up those “Magical Powers” assigned to the Jews by western christianity.
Goodness i’ve tried to divine the stocks and shares that would rise up and make me digustingly rich. But i missed out on them all , including microsoft and yahoo.
I also missed out on being part of the Jewish Cabal that controls world opinion, since even my wife disregards everything i say and disobeys instructions on principle.
So as a distant descendant of those Christ killers who must have been endowed with magical powers to have commited deicied, the worst act ever commited by any people, i can only say that it must have been the Italinas that done it1 THERE ARE NO MAGICAL POWERS IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS!Junked ambulances inexpertly junked by junk ambulance officers and fed to junk journalists, who defend their junk reporting even when it is junked by common-and-garden, commonsense bloggers like Zombie.
Then Human Rights Watch junks itself with a junk justification.
I wish I could say the MSM are just junk, but it’s far worse - they just hate they Joooooooos...VORSPRUNG DURCH TECHNIC.
yes these must be good solid German made VW ambulances. Indeed they could also be endowed with magical powers to resist such an assault by the deicide people.
and those delicately cut holes in the roof!
mighty useful for ventilation on the outback trail too. Now i wonder if they would resist crocodile attacks too ....?
My camper desperately needs replacement.#25,28:
You guys sure? Did you look under your beds and check your storage rooms?
I’m not a Jew but a good friend of mine is and he showed me his special Jew magic bequeathment container once.
Iirc, it was made of wood cleverly designed to look like cardboard, about shoe box size, buff color with the mystic words (Florsheim with numerology 12) embossed upon it and the lid was secured with a magic bond cleverly disguised as packing tape.
I have no clue what was in it, but it had to be big juju.
#17
They’re perfectly content to watch the human rights in uncivilized societies go down the drain...
I’ve come to the conclusion that they have an implicitly racist view of the world. That the third world is a bestial place, and you shouldn’t expect any better from it. To do so makes you a racist neo-imperialist oppressor.you can’t prove the ambulances werent taken out by those devious jews with thir tactical atomic dreidels can you?- so they did
i can feel a general assembly motion welling up in the bowels of the UN, but i fear those wicked selfish zionists will choose to ignore it and fail to liquidate themselves yet again.
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 30 at 07:06 PM • permalink#29 Grimmy
He didn’t show you his bag of gold, did he? Did he?!?
/cartman
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 12 30 at 07:18 PM • permalinkHerrings Kosher?
i hope so i’ve been delighting in them for years with chopped onions and sour cream YUM!Grimmy
does that shoe box contain a lsit of 256 numbers which when spoken in the correct order will bring about the end of the world ?and Spiny think about, where would the world of opticians be without those noses, perfectly sculpured for spectacles. Notice how the evil nazis always used monacles, because their diminutive noses were incapable of supporting glasses.
And of course the ability to detect Chiken noodle soup cooking from huge distances.Magical Jew Powers? Is that like that weird “magical girl” anime genre?
Posted by Patrick Chester on 2006 12 30 at 07:50 PM • permalink#32 “TACTICAL ATOMIC DREIDELS”
LOL
Where were THOSE in my childhood Chanukas?
Posted by carpefraise on 2006 12 30 at 07:53 PM • permalink#35, And of course the ability to detect Chiken noodle soup cooking from huge distances.
davo, have you been hanging out with the Chick-Fil-A Cows?
I was doing a zombietime while he was doing (a better job of) it, and got a few military ordnance and weapons types together over the available images.
The story was BS then and it’s BS now. These blokes had about 80 years of weapons effects and ordnance expertise between them. No known explosive weapon was utilised against those vehicles. The most likely possibility they could come up with was that someone got up a high-rise with an RPG with the fuze removed (so it would not explode) and fired it to make the holes. The vehicles were then vandalised.
One, an SES volunteer type, thought that the ambos had been in an MVA and that even the ‘inert RGP thru the roof’ had not been done.The tale was not even clever propaganda, it was crude and stupid, and ANY bunch of actual weapons effect folks would tell you that in half an hour.
What is astounding about this is that EVEN TODAY, the MSM has not asked actual weapons effect experts!
Idiots.
MarkL
CanberraRebbeccah- what a lovely biblical name!
i was never a fan of Yoko and her despicable portrayal of Bottoms. No, noses are far more interesting and less, how would you say it, “in your face” that those derrieres which are best left covered up for the majority of mortals.
Cyrano de Bergerac,a true hero,sported one of the most monumental noses in history.Such A nose could even heve acted as a perch for birds such as my own beloved lorikeets.
However what convinces me that Cyrano was a closet Jew, was his passion for unrequited love, that the yearnings and their resultant fantasies are even more enjoyable than the ultimate “conquest”
What does one do with those emotions once the goal has been achieved and the banality and reality of washing machines take over?Last time i enquired there were only a handful of Scientifically qualified staff at the BBC, and most likely they were “docile”, easily swayed to support the writings of their superiors,
heaven forbid that ballistic experts, loyal to science, be allowed to interfere with the existing political views!
“Humphrey”
“Yes Prime Minister”
“I’m reading this mornings Times. it says that a scientist chappy from Imperial College has disproved the alleged attacks by the Israelis on Red Cross ambulances.
That was’nt what was on the BBC last night!”
“Well sir, Science and statistics can be made to prove anything. We as politicians know that extremely well don’t we?”
“well this is an outrage! bring him here immediately. I want to know the facts”
“Can’t do that sir. he’s not on our official list of approved advisory scientists, you see sir”
“Heavens Humphrey, then dig up one others instead!”
“I’m afraid he’s attending a seminar on global warming in Cannes in the South of France -pushing for carbon emmision controls and all that vote winning stuff”
“you mean we only have ONE scientic advisor!”
“One is more than enough sir, these chaps are so tiresome and dogmatic. Absolute bores and ompossible to invite for lunch “
“nethertheless , i want to see him. Have him flown back today”
“ I’m sorry they are all snowed under huge falls of snow and the airport is shut”
“ More effects of this damn global warming eh?”
“Absolutely sir. Shall I serve your lunch now?””...the experimental nature of some missiles used by the IDF.”
The Golem IV Ambulocet. This rocket, developed in underground labs in Tel Aviv, is designed to knock out only ambulances. A colour sensor locks it onto Red Crosses and Crescents. With uncanny accuracy, it can bullseye the centre of the cross, wipeout occupants and leave the vehicle intact. The Ambulocet can also distill sunshine from cucumbers.
i spent a year in holland- i still wake up at 3 am some mornings with dreadful memories of herring
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 31 at 09:20 AM • permalinkSour cream herring is Da Bomb! Nothing goes so well with a beer.
Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2006 12 31 at 03:28 PM • permalink
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