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Nobel peace laureate Betty Williams, July 2006:
“Right now, I would love to kill George Bush.” Her young audience at the Brisbane City Hall clapped and cheered.
Nobel peace laureate Betty Williams, July 2007:
Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams of Ireland apologized Thursday after telling a Dallas audience a day earlier that she “could kill George Bush.”
I would like to rough her up some. Maybe smack her upside the head ‘til she laspsed into unconsciousness, revive her and then start really going to town on the extremities with a blowtorch and some pliers. Then I’d probably ask her to suck my nuts, real nice ‘n slow like.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 13 at 12:33 AM • permalinkIn Dallas?!
Quick, get her to Austin where she’ll be safe!
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 13 at 12:38 AM • permalinkAhhhh, remember the good old days when Peace prize winners actually promoted ‘peace’?
Maybe the Nobel Committee should start handing out “War Prizes”, hmmmmmm?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 13 at 12:47 AM • permalink“Whoever knowingly or willfully advocates, abets, advises, or teaches the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or destroying the government of the United States or the government of any State, Territory, District or Possession thereof, or the government of any political subdivision therein, by force or violence, or by the assassination of any officer of any such government; or”
“Whoever, with intent to cause the overthrow or destruction of any such government, prints, publishes, edits, issues, circulates, sells, distributes, or publicly displays any written or printed matter advocating, advising, or teaching the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or destroying any government in the United States by force or violence, or attempts to do so; or”“Whoever organizes or helps or attempts to organize any society, group, or assembly of persons who teach, advocate, or encourage the overthrow or destruction of any such government by force or violence; or becomes or is a member of, or affiliates with, any such society, group, or assembly of persons, knowing the purposes thereof—”
“Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both…”Arrest the filthy slut and try her for sedition
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 13 at 12:47 AM • permalinkThe Nobel Peace prizes are soooooooo prestigious and seem always to be awarded to deserved entities. Only denialists would argue. Can anyone name one person who seems like a dubious Nobel peace Prize awardee? I doubt it !!!
I put the Nobel peace prize on a similar plateau with the high point of my
” catwalk career” - winning 2nd prize in “Miss Ulladulla High” (1974) which as an ugly male was some sort of achievement!The cream always rises to the top. eg. The actress of our time - I write of Lisa McCune of course = 5 Gold Logies. “An Inconvenient Truth” is Oscar nominated.
Makes ya proud doncha reckon ???
It never fails to ammuse me how so many “peace” activists can go to rallies and get violent. How so many “greenies” who claim would never hurt a fly, would enagage in violence against humans. How so many anti G-8 folk, who claim to care for humanity can get so violent in protest.
If one is peaceful, then one isn’t selectively peaceful. One remains peaceful to all, otherwise one is not peaceful. I often wonder where their motivation is coming from. If was from a place of peace, then they would protest peacefully. Must be from someowhere else…. So I find it interesting again, how someone who is a peace activist and recieves a prize for it, can engage in violent rhetoric….
Posted by Fast Eddie on 2007 07 13 at 12:56 AM • permalinkIn fairness, she is Irish, so this was probably just the drink talking.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 13 at 01:00 AM • permalink#3 IT
Then I’d probably ask her to suck my nuts, real nice ‘n slow like.
Pull her teeth first. Better still, make her pull her own teeth.
Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 07 13 at 01:01 AM • permalinkMaybe the Nobel Committee should start handing out “War Prizes”, hmmmmmm?
We can shape them like little oil derricks…
...or maybe exposed female limbs…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 13 at 01:07 AM • permalink“(a) Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.”
Enforce the lawPosted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 13 at 01:07 AM • permalinkAnd, once the slut is out of jail, deport her worthless ass back to Northern Ireland.
She has no business being in the United States. She’s the definition of an undesirable alien.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 13 at 01:13 AM • permalink#3 I would like to rough her up some…
Infidel Tiger, just do it nonviolently…
She said “Right now, I could kill George Bush…No, I don’t mean that. How could you nonviolently kill somebody? I would love to be able to do that.”That does sound like she might be drunk.
Let us not forget that Yasser Arafat won a Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 07 13 at 01:14 AM • permalinkWHy hasn’t she been shot yet? Texas ain’t what it used to be. Y’all probably drive 55 too.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 13 at 01:15 AM • permalinkOn the other side of the political divide, the increasingly annoying Peggy Noonan seems to think George Bush isn’t unhappy and distraught enough. “He doesn’t seem to be suffering, which is jarring”.
Questioned about her speech Thursday morning, Ms. Williams initially denied making the comment but reversed course after organizers confirmed the quote.
She then said “Hic!”, swayed to and fro and asked the reporter if he thought she looked sexier when she took her teeth out.
Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 07 13 at 01:22 AM • permalinkHow could you nonviolently kill somebody?
Well Betty, thats easy. You see, some guy in a control room back at the base presses a button which launches the hellfire missile from the predator drone. The hellfire missile blows the Al Qaeda genocidalist into a million little bits whilst the controller goes and gets a coffee. See, non violent, all he did was press a button! Good luck doing that to Chimpy McHitlerburton though, you filthy hippy.
Several women at the conference said they admired Ms. Williams for having the courage to say what she thought – even if unpopular.
Would that be Medal of Honor type courage?
“Questioned about her speech Thursday morning, Ms. Williams initially denied making the comment but reversed course after organizers confirmed the quote.”
Big shock. An America-hating lefty skank who lies as easily as she draws breath.
Go figure.
Get out of my country…slut.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 13 at 02:03 AM • permalink#32 - Never thought I’d say this about AIDS, but that is hilarious! And who knew goats could carry the virus…
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 13 at 02:10 AM • permalinkO/T:
Digitally reduced obscurity - Phatty marvels at how he can influence folk via iPods ... on his blog site, FFS!In comments, the seppo’s are pounding him about the power of the blog, from across the globe!
Again, beyond parody.OT our buddy irfan yusuf is castigating one tim blair in crikey for using a press release as the basis for an opinion piece. last time i checked, people put out press releases so they would get a run in the media. but perhaps under the caliphate press releases are not to be quoted on pain of fatwa… apologies for the long quote - i will be going to hell shortly for sure
Daily Tele’s use of jihadist sources…hot off the press release
Irfan Yusuf writes:Yesterday’s Daily Telegraph included an opinion piece titled “Hizb ut-Tahrir wants a Caliph”, supposedly written—and seemingly submitted to the Tele—by media spokesman for the Australian branch of Hizb ut-Tahrir, Wassim Doureihi.
In fact, Doureihi confirmed to Crikey yesterday afternoon that neither he nor anyone else from his organisation submitted anything to the Tele.
So where did the Tele’s Opinion Editor Tim Blair source this article? Well…Doureihi sees the article as surprisingly similar in content to a recent Hizb ut-Tahrir press release placed on their website.
If The Australian thinks Media Watch is suspect for dealing with alleged jihadists, the Tele must be equally as suspect for reproducing articles by Islamists. But more fundamental than this, what on earth was Tim Blair thinking when he decided to reprint (and almost plagiarise) a press release as an article without seeking the author’s permission?
I’ve had op-eds published in over 16 newspapers in Australia and New Zealand. I’ve never seen or heard of a paper editing and reprinting my stuff without my permission. In fact, most opinion editors ask me to approve the final version before it goes to print. Certainly Blair’s predecessor showed the same basic professional courtesy.
How about this website I found by searching for “Betty Williams” “Saddam Hussein”:
Some quotes therefrom:
“Marco Pannella, a member of the European Parliament and leader of the Nonviolent Radical Party, has begun a thirst and hunger strike to avert the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, who has been recently sentenced to death.”
“On August 12, 2006, as reported by news agencies, Marco Pannella made a bold new proposal for World Peace, composed of three elements:
...
[3] “Hands off Saddam” for the commutation of the death penalty against Saddam Hussein to 30 years in prison”“The appeal “Hands off Saddam” has been signed by 146 Italian MPS and by personalities such as:
...Betty Williams..Nobel Peace Prize winner”
So, no, she did not want to kill him, she wanted to save him. By the way, how offensive is the term “Hands off Saddam”, even if you are against the death penalty or were against his execution in particular.
Also, here are Mr. Pannella’s other two points in his program for world peace:
[1] Accession of Israel to the European Union
[2] A World-Wide Satyagraha for Peace, including co-ordinated hunger strikes around the world
Is the Satyagraha that thing that was melting from global warming? :)
Betty Williams. Gunna be real shame when I have to upside that sweet, drunk, Irish bints face.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 13 at 03:02 AM • permalink#41 - Do miners have big tits?
Maybe Dave wants to hang out with minors…Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 07 13 at 03:19 AM • permalink...To give them the benefit of his experience, you understand.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 07 13 at 03:20 AM • permalink“Am not sure of the process over there, but it may be worthwhile making a complaint to the Feds and drawing their attention to the section of the code you linked.”
Waste of time. They’re well aware of the law, and they’re not going to use it against some stupid peacenik twat who obviously isn’t serious.
I would, though.
But, I ain’t in charge.
More’s the pity.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 13 at 03:25 AM • permalink#38 Aha! Sounds like a job for Media Watch. It’s about time they took the Daily Telegraph to task.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 13 at 03:36 AM • permalink#39
Another big shock. A lefty peacenik who has twice expressed her desire to kill George Bush…but, demands Saddam Hussein be spared.
Peacenik = scumbag
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 13 at 03:56 AM • permalinkFood of the Gods for me ash - rissoles.
Let’s hope the Media Watch research team get onto the latest scandal. Good viewing Monday night, if Allah wills it!
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 13 at 04:29 AM • permalinkGosh! Someone else finds our national broadcaster wanting:
The ABC in particular relentlessly promotes White and never subjects his misleading and self-serving analysis to any scrutiny (which is the way the ABC likes policy discussions). Australians are therefore very poorly served by their national broadcaster in trying to understand vitally important strategic policy. But make no mistake, this Defence Update is the culmination of a gradual but profound revolution.
The Australian - Greg Sheridan#7 Nic:
Ahhhh, remember the good old days when Peace prize winners actually promoted ‘peace’?
Such a reactionary, Nic.
The good old days were when peace-prize winners offered the pretense of promoting peace.
Now, it appears, even those days are ending.
Posted by Rittenhouse on 2007 07 13 at 07:46 AM • permalink#82 Texas Bob,
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Mate, I grew up on Vegemite! Hell, I used to eat it straight from the jar, and at (nearly) 35 I am only just getting used to eating Vegemite sandwiches with butter added. :)
How could you people treat an ally this way?
Goes to cupboard, and even though not at all hungry, decides to make a Vegemite Sanger, without butter#64 El Cid:
RE: Plowing Austin underThink of it as a moonbat game preserve. They get to run around w/ their moonbattery, we get UT Football and great music. Turns out if you give queers and commies cheap drugs and a place to play their guitar they are usually quite harmless. And useless, but they’d be useless anyhow.
Jesus Christ, now you’ve gone and got me started. I’m living here in a little town that wants to be Austin but lacks the culture. Actually it lacks all culture except on about six saturdays in the fall. So yeah, all we’ve got is annoying anti-growth hippies who crap themselves every time a new strip mall goes up. And no establishments dedicated to helping young women get through college AND buy fake boobs at the same time. Shit. On the plus side, in 3 years I can move back to Austin and bitch about how they’ve ruined it in my absence.
July 2008; Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams kills George Bush and 45 schoolkids with a car bomb and giggles, “I did it for peace.” Her supporters chuckle along with her.
Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 13 at 08:33 AM • permalinkbrett_l
Tallahassee town, does have its share. Just like any Uni or College town, filled with leftist elitists who down the very system that got them their material wealth, as long as they checked their brains at the door. AND, they did.
Been to Austin once, way back in the 70’s. Went to visit a friend that managed the bar at a fine eatery call Jorge’s (probably not in existence, now).
My first stop was a Mexican cafeteria, all you could eat plus Coors (first time I had seen one) for a buck and a half a bottle…sooo I was on my way to shitfacedom, by the time I found, Jorge’s.
Then this young lass said “how about a margarita or two”. “Great idea”, I says.
The second one put my jaw on the bar, soo she says…“why don’t you go to my place and rest”...I said “your place, shit I don’t even know where the hell I am now” (a few Coors and two Margie’s).
After she arrived home, everything was fine…actually, excellent.
Good lord! I flinched when I saw her photo (second link). She looks like the spawn of Lana Turner and Charles Laughton.
Check this quote from some admiring loon: “‘It was an incredible act of bravery to make that statement in Texas,’ said Lucinda Marshall of Louisville, Ky., who added that the anti-Bush rhetoric appealed to her. ‘When you have a president that’s consistently breaking the law, you do not have a democracy. You have a dictatorship.’”
Everywhere you look, humble heroes, spraining their larynxes in public view with their widely-published anti-administration slogans, laboring in broad daylight to bring down the Bushreich, all the time dwelling in concentration camps that exist nowhere but in their own minds. Martyrdom, U.S.A.: cheap, plentiful and painless.
O/T:
Ford Oz to import 6-cylinder engine, close Oz engine plantWhereas Holden have been exporting engines for decades (we’re currently exporting our V6 to China for their locally assembled Buick Park Avenue [Holden Statesman] ... cop that, Monbiot!).
Well, I’m off to have me several of these:
Read it and weep, suckers!Adios Muchachos and Muchachas!
#103 paco,
Check this quote from some admiring loon: “‘It was an incredible act of bravery to make that statement in Texas,’
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 13 at 10:27 AM • permalinkYou men have never met a more creative epicure than a pregnant lady.
Well, possibly a tiger shark.
I’ll be behind the cat.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 13 at 10:28 AM • permalink#103 paco,
Check this quote from some admiring loon: “‘It was an incredible act of bravery to make that statement in Texas’...
After the massacre of the Peace Camp protestors at Crawford, I imagine it would be.
Er, what?
... said Lucinda Marshall of Louisville, Ky., who added that the anti-Bush rhetoric appealed to her. ‘When you have a president that’s consistently breaking the law, you do not have a democracy. You have a dictatorship.’”
Failing to cave to the whims of the left-wing fringe = breaking the law
Failing to base public policy on the latest media-driven opinion poll = breaking the law
Refusing to submit to a public rectal exam by his Congressional opponents = breaking the law.
Yep, George W is the worst of all criminals…
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 07 13 at 10:37 AM • permalink96, 108: My cravings were different with each child: with the big D, it was Dairy Queen ice cream (no evil substitutes) and Hershey kisses; with the middle S, it was peanut butter and Welsh’s grape jam on a spoon, didn’t bother with the bread; and with the little A (who is taller than either of her sisters), it was Pizza Inn pizza. Sausage pizza.
Ah. It must be lunch time again somewhere (reaching for phone book, even though Pizza Inn doesn’t exist here anymore).
No! No! Must be good! Must keep from looking like a beached killer whale!
Elizabeth
Imperial KeeperPosted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2007 07 13 at 01:11 PM • permalinkBetty Williams—peace slut. From the Wikipedia entry (my bold):
The dramatic display of support for peace that the two women had organized led to their joint receipt of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1977 (the prize for 1976).
So there you have it. All that’s required to win the non plus ultra in peace prizes is a “dramatic display of support for peace”. Shouldn’t be too tough. Of course, an abiding hatred for all things American and, now, George W. Bush in particular helps tremendously.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 07 13 at 01:14 PM • permalink#25: ...the increasingly annoying Peggy Noonan...
I agree. Noonan is all but unreadable any more.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 07 13 at 01:19 PM • permalink#133:
All that’s required to win the non plus ultra in peace prizes is a “dramatic display of support for peace”.
Hmmm. Isn’t there a fair-sized chunk of cabbage that comes with the Nobel Peace Prize? “All that’s required is a dramatic display of support for peace” . . . a dramatic display . . .
Several weeks later
“Look! There in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?”
No! I mean . . . Yes, sort of! It is a bird! Kind of! It’s . . .
DOVE BOY!!!
Yes! Less warlike than a roomful of drunk Kennedy’s, more sanctimonious than a hologram of Al Gore in his Sunday go-to-meetin’ clothes, Dove Boy fights for peace, tranquility and . . . er . . . non-war-ness. Disguised as a mild-mannered federal government employee, in times of danger, he becomes the even MORE mild-mannered Dove Boy! Gliding over scenes of animosity, rancor and hostility with an olive branch in his mouth, Dove Boy serves as a feathered symbol of peace.
“Say, mister? HEY!! You! Mr. Narrator?
What?
Is that really Dove Boy up there, circling the Capitol Dome?
Why yes, man in the street, it certainly is.
Well, he seems to be having a little trouble.
Oh no! Is it the Bushwaffe, flying low to strafe him?
Nah, it looks like a couple of red-tailed hawks. One of them just sunk his talons into Dove Boy’s butt. See? Dove Boy’s beating him over the head with his olive branch. Now, see the other one? He just clawed a hole in Dove Boy’s glider. Whoa! Talk about losing altitude! Does Dove Boy have any super powers? I mean, besides falling through the air like an anvil?
We’ll return after a word from our sponsors!
#138 Paco, I thought for a moment you were talking about Pigeon Boy. Got to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen over the past 5 years of children’s television.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 13 at 09:07 PM • permalink#107 Mio Cid,
In “An Infinity of Mirrors” Paule is telling her husband Willi (a Colonel in the Wehrmacht) about meeting Frau Goebbels at a party.“I told her I was a Jew,” Paule said.
“Ach.”
“You should have seen her face.”
“No thanks, I saw it in 1930.”
As for Betty, she excused herself by saying that she got so mad about all the atrocities going on in the world. She’s mad about the atrocities so she wants to kill the one political leader in the world, Bush, who is actually doing something to stop the atrocities and destroy the groups committing them. Now that’s real logical reasoning, that is! What do these clowns use for brains, snail slime?
Posted by Michael Lonie on 2007 07 14 at 12:02 AM • permalink#141 Paco, you can buy it online here. I’ve not found any clips of it online (not looking hard enough) but if my mastercard wasn’t maxed I’d be happy to pay up.
It really is a total cack! Pigeon Boy is the biggest wuss out, and how on earth he saves the day is something I still don’t get.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 14 at 02:58 AM • permalink
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Maybe if she’d said “I want to kill Robert Mugabe” it would have made more sense, her being a peace laureate and all…