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TWO OUT OF EIGHT
Darryl Mason – the Sybil of Australian blogging – emails a request that his number of fake identities be updated:
Two corrections still pending.
Just the two? Very well. Here’s your correction, pal:
Darryl Mason, who has hidden behind the names Stan Lorne, Max Dreswell, Sam Lowry, Ferris Fremont, PitchMaster, and Leftie Latte Lover, claims that he is not DM or commenter Tabmow. Those last two are, if Darryl is to be believed, the work of some other lying idiots. Not him.
Hmmm, so who are we to believe? The man who runs one of the most successful blogs in Australia, or Tim “durham wheat” Blair?
Don’t worry, Dags, we can easily see through so-called Blair who not only hides behind his name, but then tries to drag some of your rapidly growing readership to this fetid swamp by the side of the arse end of the information superhighway.
Solidarity, Dags, as always…
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 11 at 09:19 PM • permalinkIn the immortal words of Bart Simpson: Da-rryl, Da-rryl, Da-rryl...
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 11 at 09:29 PM • permalinkIt’s so difficult to tell the dimbulb trolls apart, thay all look the same you know.
I believe PACO Enterprises makes a Troll Idenfication Master System, with custom software. Unfortunately the catalogue price is upwards of US$10,000 (cost of production US$19.95) which puts it out of reach of the average blogger. We will have to keep guessing about who the various trolls are in what passes for them as real life.
Posted by Michael Lonie on 2007 11 11 at 09:30 PM • permalinkDarryl has come up with a very novel way of hiding his identity from us.
Must be confusing when he tries to call out his own name while masturbating.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 11 at 09:41 PM • permalinkRe #7, that works nicely, Pogria, except in New Zealand.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 11 11 at 09:45 PM • permalinkDidn’t there used to be a family of brothers named Larry, Darryl, and Darryl?
As soon as Dags can find a sitemeter that is not controlled by the Jews, he’ll show Blair up for being the self-inflated blatherskite that he is.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 11 11 at 10:03 PM • permalinkYou know, it would be interesting having that many different people to talk to. Inside one’s own head, that is.
Though MM - don’t you understand that all media is controlled by the Jews? Asking for a media site that isn’t controlled by the Jews is akin to asking for a polar bear that isn’t facing the permanent skinny dip in the near future - not going to happen. So the liars will keep the truth from power for another day.
Also Tim - what is he really wanting to update?
Posted by Stuart Lord on 2007 11 11 at 10:17 PM • permalink#4: I believe PACO Enterprises makes a Troll Idenfication Master System, with custom software. Unfortunately the catalogue price is upwards of US$10,000 (cost of production US$19.95) which puts it out of reach of the average blogger.
Ah! But Tim isn’t the average blogger, and he just concluded a funding drive! Tell you what, Tim: I’ll shave the $100 dealer prep off the cost of that trollware, plus throw in an important item customized for the Australian market
You know, if I were going to use a lot of aliases, I’d borrow names from Murder, Inc. (after all, those guys aren’t using ‘em anymore). Pittsburg Phil Strauss, Lepke Buchalter, Kid Twist Reles, Tick Tock Tannenbaum, and - my personal favorite - Blue Jaw Magoon. Much more colorful than Max Dresswell and Ferris Fremont.
You know, if I were going to use a lot of aliases, I’d borrow names from Murder, Inc. (after all, those guys aren’t using ‘em anymore). Pittsburg Phil Strauss, Lepke Buchalter, Kid Twist Reles, Tick Tock Tannenbaum, and - my personal favorite - Blue Jaw Magoon. Much more colorful than Max Dresswell and Ferris Fremont.
#13 Stuart: If you’ll forgive a rerun, I did a bit on Darryl’s multiple personality problem a while back.
If you can drive a truck in this condition, then I suppose you can be a congressman, too.
(Via Florida Cracker)
Hi Gibbo,
fortunately, I wasn’t drinking or eating at the time.
I think we need to place commenters such as Margos and Tiger on periodic detention.
It isn’t fair on the rest of we comically challenged to have them not only wipe our faces in their triumphs, but to constantly replace electronic equipment, which no insurance company will cover any more, is antisocial in the extreme.Are you with me Gibbo?
22 paco
“His name won’t be released until relatives are notified, said Livingston County Coroner Michael Burke.”
Family still unsure
As the Livingston County Coroner, Michael Burke held up the decapitated head, Abigail Peas, an aunt, said “that looks like my cousin Jarvis, but I recall him being taller”
Isn’t Darryl’s sock puppetry a bit paramasturbatory?
—Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 11 11 at 11:50 PM • permalink#27, I’m with you all the way Pogria.
I haven’t yet sent my letter in to the council but I may be taking my pigs for a little wander (and an odd crap or two) in that paddock sometime soon! D’ya reckon the new owners will mind? The mussie school must be pretty close to your place eh? Not far to go for evening prayers at all.
Paco - I’m sure the self congratulatory agreement would be there, but what happens when he disagrees with himself? The guy is such a dork I reckon both personalities would lose.
Posted by Stuart Lord on 2007 11 12 at 12:39 AM • permalinkI believe PACO Enterprises makes a Troll Idenfication Master System, with custom software.
Michael—I believe you are referring to the Precise Asshole Cataloging Option for PC. The basic software kernel costs $3.95 AU.
The daily updates cost $49.95 US.
In the words of Groucho Marx, “I’m getting a pretty good tutti-fruitsying right here…”
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 11 12 at 01:05 AM • permalink#45. Pogria. Do you mind if I ask what you put in your letter to the council? Apparently you can only complain on grounds relating to parking & traffic, not cultural issues. That shits me to tears actually. To be told your culture is not an issue. If the first bulldozer turns up an Aboriginal burial ground then I bet culture will suddenly be important!
OT Julian Burnside’s conclusion on perspective today:
‘This election is not just an opportunity to hold the present government to account for ignoring justice. It is an opportunity to take a stand and say: We are better than this. Australia is not just an economy.’
The whole piece is squalid- boils down to ‘if you vote for Howard you’re evil’
The Abcess isn’t biased though
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 12 at 05:14 AM • permalink51 - good link! Also interesting to read some of the comments there.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 11 12 at 05:58 AM • permalinkDaryl offers his thoughts on TimBlair.net commenters:
When a new blog showed up, and started to get some attention, Blair would go out of his way to try and discredit the blogger (usually screaming “Liar!” with little to back up his claims) on his site. He then left it to his mostly American desperately unhinged right wing commenters to unleash hails of abuse, threats of violence and usually disgusting and extremely defamatory claims about the blogger’s sexual preferences, their beliefs and the behaviour of the blogger’s parents.
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 11 12 at 06:01 AM • permalink#55 Yes funny as it looks more and more like labor will win, everyone is rushing to put pre-spin on the meaning of the results. The theory seems to be that after four elections the Australian public is finally waking up and voting against all the evils of the Howard government.
Trouble with that is explaining why it took Labor electing a leader as similar to Howard as possible, and ensuring as little difference in policies as possible for Labor to look like getting up.
#58 Garth Low [that can’t be a real name can it?] writes
Blair’s attack pack are mostly gutless turds. How many use their real names? [Like Lefty latte lover?] Hardly any at all. They like to verbally abuse women [??? like Darryl?] but they wouldn’t say it to their faces.
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 12 at 06:17 AM • permalink“mostly American desperately unhinged right wing commenters to unleash hails of abuse, threats of violence and usually disgusting and extremely defamatory claims about the blogger’s sexual preferences, their beliefs and the behaviour of the blogger’s parents.”
Oh bugger!!! I haven’t had my turn yet! All I got to do was mention someone’s predilection for Fruity Lexia.
Who wants to bet a hundred dollars Tim’s gonna take Darryl’s latest posts lying down?
Anyone? C’mon, don’t be shy now.
There are some real corkers in it, by the way. If he’s trying to convince us he’s not duplicitous by nature, someone needs to give him some tips on credible evidence. Tim’s biggest problem’s going to be knowing where to start.
#68 Ash- maybe you should sue us since our comments are not only ‘disgusting and extremely defamatory’, but we ‘like to verbally abuse women’ as well.
I don’t know how you put up with it.
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 12 at 06:31 AM • permalinkHere’s Darryl at his best. Check out the spiky graph (which cuts out after 3 months, way before Darryl’s actual post) and lovely colourful pie chart. Don’t forget to read the UPDATE!
Mmm, better be careful, though, using Darryl’s name and UPDATE in the same sentence. Might get misconstrued.
But Darryl, I thought you liked it when we insulted your limited intelligence?
You really don’t understand the whole ‘commenter at hosted blog versus troll’ thing at all do you?
Let me help.
You = D*ckhead
Everyone else = Right.Hope that clears it up, for whichever personality of yours is reading. :)
Darryl Mason:
When a new blog showed up, and started to get some attention, Blair would go out of his way to try and discredit the blogger (usually screaming “Liar!” with little to back up his claims) on his site. He then left it to his mostly American desperately unhinged right wing commenters to unleash hails of abuse, threats of violence and usually disgusting and extremely defamatory claims about the blogger’s sexual preferences, their beliefs and the behaviour of the blogger’s parents.
That was El Cid. Probably all in one comment. Maybe even in one sentence. He has a gift for it.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 11 12 at 07:14 AM • permalinkkae, no I didnt, what did i miss. (And yes the bike ride was good but i got four punctures - sheesh)
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 12 at 07:18 AM • permalink#82
compost
#83
Going the Distance Monday 12 November
The Wanga Idingii project, based on the south coast of NSW, is an early intervention project involving Aboriginal youth. As part of the scheme a group of potential leaders walked the Kokoda track in August. Message Stick looks at the reasons behind the formation of the project and its impact on young peoples lives.Linky It’s not up yet, but will probably be there after the programme is repeated.
I would love to walk the Kokoda track, but i am not a leader so wouldn’t qualify.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 12 at 07:28 AM • permalinkyeah kae, they threw the spikes out when they found out i was smuggling possums in my lycra shorts, the cook told me it wouldn’t work, but hey, it would have been a big payday.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 12 at 07:33 AM • permalinki got rolled be green peace, they kidnapped the possums and gave me a midnight oil cd in exchange.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 12 at 07:39 AM • permalink#74 (Our) DM
Perhaps it would be a case of euthanasia?Recall one of the posters, R.H. (‘Robert’, who claimed to work with the elderly, FFS, and promised to drop in to the Plough Inn, run by) Phatty’s mate at Beelzebublog, referred one of our kindly posters there, Nurse Hilda, (now
deletedsanitised) along the lines of:F*ck off Nurse Hilda
Couldn’t get two bob
For a blow job
Down at St Kilda
...Is that any way to address an old girl?
Charming bunch of hypocrites.#77 Dminor,
That’s right. We are equal opportunity abusers here. We abuse moonbats without regard to race, color, class, creed, sex, ethnic group, or color of hair (if any).Ash,
If you are looking for legal counsel I suggest the law firm retained by the magazine The American Spectator: Solitary, Poor, Nasty, Brutish, and Short. There is also Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe. Cheet and Swindler are also good, if Mr. Cheet is out of jail by now.Posted by Michael Lonie on 2007 11 12 at 09:30 PM • permalink
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I remember Leftie Latte Lover as a poorly spoken troll who routinely had his rear end handed to him by the commenters on this blog. I believe they have chemicals now to help with the muliple personality therapy.