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TWO MOODS OF BILL

Unhappy Bill:
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Happy Bill:
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(Images from the White House News Photographers Association)

UPDATE. Feminist Germaine Greer likes intern-poking Bill, but dislikes the woman he lied to:

“Everybody loves Bill. Bill is adorable and Bill is always flattering me and inviting me to stuff in Britain and we’re buddy-buddy, and I like him.

“I don’t like Hillary because she’s so bossy and cold and manipulative and stuff ...”

Posted by Tim B. on 03/10/2008 at 05:48 AM
  1. Hillary must be in those shoes!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2008 03 10 at 06:17 AM • permalink

  2. The first pair?

    Posted by Wand on 2008 03 10 at 06:22 AM • permalink

  3. Either that or the lady is shaking her booty. 

    In imitation of lyle:

    Shake shake shake
    shake shake shake
    shake your booty
    shake your booooo-ty

    Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 10 at 06:23 AM • permalink

  4. So that nails it.

    Clinton is an arse man.

    Posted by duncanm on 2008 03 10 at 06:33 AM • permalink

  5. My eyes are up here.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2008 03 10 at 06:42 AM • permalink

  6. na na na na na na ...buttman

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2008 03 10 at 06:47 AM • permalink

  7. You beat me to it, duncanm!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 03 10 at 06:47 AM • permalink

  8. Glad to see the arse end of her?

    Posted by Richard Sharpe on 2008 03 10 at 06:55 AM • permalink

  9. Callypygian.

    Posted by saint on 2008 03 10 at 06:55 AM • permalink

  10. Callipygian.

    Posted by saint on 2008 03 10 at 06:56 AM • permalink

  11. These pics are begging for another caption contest.

    Posted by TimShell on 2008 03 10 at 07:01 AM • permalink

  12. It’s prolly the last time that the poor sod was between a pair of legs ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 03 10 at 07:04 AM • permalink

  13. # 9/10 thank you!- what a perfect word.

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2008 03 10 at 07:07 AM • permalink

  14. Bill’s an old hand at the public display.

    Posted by Pogria on 2008 03 10 at 07:08 AM • permalink

  15. Bill: So what do you think of that, Mr Twig?
    Mr Twig: A standing ovation!

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 03 10 at 07:14 AM • permalink

  16. Inside Bubba’s Mind:
    Behind Every Successful
    Woman, There’s a Jerk…

    I know that bitter angry look;
    I saw it when she heaved that book
    And lamp and ashtray at my head.
    I wish the evil bitch was dead.

    And now that cold and charmless hack,
    Has turned away and shown her back;
    Man, you know me, I’ve got no class, 
    I gotta laugh at that fat ass.

    Posted by lyle on 2008 03 10 at 07:27 AM • permalink

  17. #11 It took a while, but Bubba finally found a contestant in the intern of the year awards he could really get behind.

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2008 03 10 at 07:28 AM • permalink

  18. Bubba’s prolly humming Dewey Cox’s song, Let’s Duet:

    In my mind your blowing me - kisses ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 03 10 at 07:40 AM • permalink

  19. Bill’s a visual guy. He awoke from a guilt trip about his Sarajevo stuff up to see a pair of legs that went all the way to paradise.

    Then the imagination took over.

    The rest is history.

    Posted by mehaul on 2008 03 10 at 07:48 AM • permalink

  20. First one was not a lady.
    You know some fellows wear high heels.
    The fellow smiled at Bill. Unhappy Bill

    Second one was a lady, who smiled at Bill. So happy days are here again. Happy Bill.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 10 at 08:00 AM • permalink

  21. #20
    Ja, mein thoughts too ...
    Perhaps, #1 vass Herr Flick on his way zu Scores?

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 03 10 at 08:12 AM • permalink

  22. The first is Bill looking at Hillary, facing him.
    The 2nd is Bill looking at this lady in the stands just over her shoulder, while shes facing away…

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 03 10 at 08:15 AM • permalink

  23. #22 link

    1. surely that’s a Macey’s parade balloon? or

    2. PACO, PAGING PACO….
    one of your blimps is missing. No. Make that two.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 10 at 08:29 AM • permalink

  24. “Gaw-aw-lee! Hillary said she had lost ten pounds. Turn around, honey, an’ I’ll show you where they went.”

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 09:32 AM • permalink

  25. Those two pictures just shriek volumes about what must be the most public sadomasochistic relationship in history.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 10 at 11:04 AM • permalink

  26. What would Bill say if he watched this platoon march by on the stage?  (via Instapundit)

    I so heartily support the equipping of female warriors

    —no—

    women GI’s

    —no—

    lady solidiers with combat stilletto heels.  And they can practice marching in front of my house.  Any time of the day.  Or night for that matter.  I’m patriotic.  I support the troops in patent leather pumps.

    Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 10 at 12:07 PM • permalink

  27. Update: “Everybody loves Bill. Bill is adorable and Bill is always flattering me and inviting me to stuff in Britain and we’re buddy-buddy, and I like him.

    “I don’t like Hillary because she’s so bossy and cold and manipulative and stuff ...”

    Whoa! That thar’s some pretty goldurn highfalutin’ prose and stuff, Germaine!

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 12:19 PM • permalink

  28. Q: Do you recognize this intern, Mr. Clinton?
    A: I have come across her face before.

    Posted by Latino on 2008 03 10 at 12:39 PM • permalink

  29. #11 TimShell

    These pics are begging for another caption contest.

    A friend of mine sent me a funny email of just that sort - with the first image depicting Shrillary, of course. Damned if I can find it now.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 12:57 PM • permalink

  30. #4

    Clinton is an arse man.

    Lemme fix that for ya.

    Clinton is an arse, man.

    There, all better.

    Posted by formerly Huck Foley on 2008 03 10 at 01:02 PM • permalink

  31. Germaine Greer is a washed-up old trout.  That is all.

    Posted by ushie on 2008 03 10 at 01:08 PM • permalink

  32. #27 paco

    Update: “Everybody loves Bill. Bill is adorable and Bill is always flattering me and inviting me to stuff in Britain and we’re buddy-buddy, and I like him.

    “I don’t like Hillary because she’s so bossy and cold and manipulative and stuff ...”

    Whoa! That thar’s some pretty goldurn highfalutin’ prose and stuff, Germaine!

    Someone should inform the “enlightened” feminist Ms Greer that that sort of petty schoolgirl jealousy is not something she ought to parade in public.

    Sheesh.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 01:22 PM • permalink

  33. #32 Spines: I’m thinking that Germaine Greer probably doesn’t have anything she ought to be parading in public.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 01:31 PM • permalink

  34. “Everybody loves Bill. Bill is adorable and Bill is always flattering me and inviting me to stuff in Britain and we’re buddy-buddy, and I like him.

    “I don’t like Hillary because she’s so bossy and cold and manipulative and stuff ...”

    This sounds so schoolgirlish.  As a feminist, shouldn’t she be less concerned with how cordial and friendly Hillary is and more with how smart a leader she can be?

    Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 10 at 03:00 PM • permalink

  35. No, wronwright, because present-day feminism is pretty much a highschool rerun with the dogs and bitches in charge.

    Posted by ushie on 2008 03 10 at 03:32 PM • permalink

  36. Every Boomer feels entitled to his own The Graduate moment.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2008 03 10 at 03:46 PM • permalink

  37. Germs has never said anything more useful than relating how she’d tried orgasms with a full vagina, and with an empty one. Although both were good, she preferred the “full” variety. This may or may not include Bill’s Cuban variation, but one is tempted to say:
    “On your bike, fishy.”

    Posted by blogstrop on 2008 03 10 at 04:37 PM • permalink

  38. she preferred the “full” variety.

    Seriously, to fill that gaping chasm would take a cement mixer. And underwater cement.

    Posted by CB on 2008 03 10 at 04:55 PM • permalink

  39. Clinton looks vaguely Ted Kennedy-ish in the first picture, ack.

    Posted by PW on 2008 03 10 at 05:20 PM • permalink

  40. #34 wronright - She is concerned with how smart a leader Hilary can be!  She said “When she had a big job in government, she blew it.”  Which is undeniably true (universal health care try #1), but hardly an example of feminism’s so-called solidarity.  Then again, every woman who ever accused Bill of sexual impropriety, even rape, was raked over the coals by all his “feminist” supporters.  Ah, sisterhood!

    Posted by Infidel Librarian on 2008 03 10 at 05:41 PM • permalink

  41. “Everybody loves Bill. Bill is adorable and Bill is always flattering me and inviting me to stuff in Britain and we’re buddy-buddy”

    And then she wakes up and realises she alone in her London flat. Next night, Karl Marx takes her dancing at the Ritz.

    Posted by Contrail on 2008 03 10 at 05:52 PM • permalink

  42. “I don’t like Hillary because she’s so bossy and cold and manipulative and stuff ...”

    Like ... fer shure.

    Posted by Achillea on 2008 03 10 at 06:12 PM • permalink

  43. I bet London to a brick that Bill has had sexual relations with Germaine. The two-headed beast aint just folklore.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 10 at 07:41 PM • permalink

  44. Greer sucks !

    ..and she’s envious of hillary.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 10 at 08:14 PM • permalink

  45. Everybody loves (screwing) Bill. Bill is adorable and Bill is always flattering me and inviting me to stuff in Britain and we’re buddy-buddy, and I like (screwing) him.

    Fixed.

    Posted by egg_ on 2008 03 10 at 08:15 PM • permalink

  46. #26 Wronright, is that the Comfort Brigade or the 56th. Recruitment Batallion

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 10 at 08:20 PM • permalink

  47. So that nails it.

    Clinton is an arse man

    duncanm—Oooooh, sorry, off by just one word.  But thanks for playing.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 03 10 at 08:31 PM • permalink

  48. “When she had a big job in government, she blew it.”

    I thought that was Monica’s job?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 03 10 at 08:41 PM • permalink

  49. Monica, you have the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.

    Posted by wreckage on 2008 03 10 at 09:23 PM • permalink

  50. Obviously, he’s still an ass-man and has not yet ascended.  Ray, Roast Beef and the boys need to get in there and show him the error of his ways.

    As Ray noted, they all have asses…

    Posted by hella on 2008 03 11 at 02:05 AM • permalink

  51. what isn’t shown is Hildog’s massive size compared to Bill Clinton

    Posted by Old school on 2008 03 11 at 06:16 AM • permalink

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