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TURKEY RE-ELECTED

Thank you, Yifat Susskind. Thank you for keeping the bird alive:

President Bush headed home on Thursday from his five-day, five-country tour of Africa. Not since Thanksgiving 2003, when he showed up at the Baghdad Airport with a fake turkey for US troops have we seen such saccharine Presidential photo ops.

This grand creature, having survived numerous assassination attempts, is now more than four years old. It’s a two-term turkey! Shows the power of what Mark Steyn describes as the cult of ignorance.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/02/2008 at 01:35 PM
  1. I know no one personally with the exception of 3 family members that believe the turkey was anything but fake.  The true definition of a factoid, something widely believed to be true that is not…..

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2008 03 02 at 01:47 PM • permalink

  2. If either major political party in the US tried a stunt like that, they’d be laughed out of office. And rightly so.

    Wow.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 02 at 01:52 PM • permalink

  3. The Great Plastic Turkey of Baghdad is some sort of mystical holy relic to these fools, isn’t it?

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 02 at 01:56 PM • permalink

  4. (BTW my #2 is a warning to all who have different pages of the same blog open on separate tabs…)

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 02 at 01:58 PM • permalink

  5. Dammit, I can’t figure out how to contact this dimwitted female in order to tell her she’s a plastic dolt.

    Posted by ushie on 2008 03 02 at 02:09 PM • permalink

  6. Fly on, bird of glory! Thy polymer flesh immune to corruption, fly on, noble gobbler!

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 02 at 02:39 PM • permalink

  7. Not since Thanksgiving 2003, when she showed up at the Baghdad Airport with a fake turkey orgasms for with US troops have we seen such saccharine cloyingly sweet variety Presidential of Yifat Susskind pornographic photos ops.

    Posted by El Cid on 2008 03 02 at 03:56 PM • permalink

  8. #6 I just read that the supposed Danes who put on Jewish stars to confuse the Nazis about the real Jews there is also a myth, because at the time the Danish Jews were rescued they did not have to wear stars.
    Does anyone know if this is correct?  It is said that the Danish king later said he was prepared to wear a Jewish star, the source of the myth I have believed.
    So the plastic turkey will ride on and on…

    Posted by Barrie on 2008 03 02 at 04:35 PM • permalink

  9. The endurance of the plastic turkey myth just shows how correct Goebbels was when he said that if you tell a big enough lie and repeat it continually, people will believe it.  The Liberal/Leftist media has chosen their mentor.

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2008 03 02 at 04:47 PM • permalink

  10. I hope this doesn’t affect his re-election.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2008 03 02 at 05:27 PM • permalink

  11. A myth in the making - one of the Bali bombers has been reported as saying he didn’t know the bomb he was carrying would kill so many people. He says the CIA must have swapped his harmless little bomb for a huge one packed with explosives.

    Expect this claim to quickly gain some traction with ratbags such as the Guild of French Actors, the Australian Greens, Muslims and Phillip Adams.

    Posted by Contrail on 2008 03 02 at 05:28 PM • permalink

  12. One particularly ugly myth, the al-Durah blood libel, created by Robert Fisk and France 2, continues to test the quality of French justice by currently undergoing a thorough debunking in a   French court.

    A report presented to a French court last week by an independent ballistics expert maintains that the death of Mohammed al-Dura, a Palestinian child seen being shot in the Gaza Strip during the first days of the intifada in September 2000, could not have been the result of Israeli gunfire, corroborating claims that the shocking footage was doctored.
    ...
    In his report, Schlinger wrote, “If Jamal [the boy’s father] and Mohammed al-Dura were indeed struck by shots, then they could not have come from the Israeli position, from a technical point of view, but only from the direction of the Palestinian position.”

    How many stakes through the heart will it take to lay this one in its grave?

    Posted by geoff on 2008 03 02 at 05:47 PM • permalink

  13. I think it’s time we gave the turkey a proper name.

    Maybe….Shakespeare-the Immortal Bird.

    Posted by rinardman on 2008 03 02 at 05:50 PM • permalink

  14. Well, you know, like may things from the looney left. “Fake, but accurate”.

    Posted by wanglese on 2008 03 02 at 06:02 PM • permalink

  15. I’d also add that the silly bitch blames Bush for actually trying to do something about Aids in Africa.  Bob Geldof would disagree.

    She doesn’t mention, even in passing, that countries like Saudi Arabia, Iran, Venezuela, China, etc, are doing absolutely NOTHING.

    Posted by wanglese on 2008 03 02 at 06:10 PM • permalink

  16. Susskind is an ignorant twat.  She sneers at the promotion of Christian fundamentalism as a tool to fight AIDS, failing to recognize that a great many Africans are Christian fundamentalists.  She also didn’t mention that African Muslims avoid even vaccines, fearing a “CIA plot”.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 02 at 06:18 PM • permalink

  17. Plastic turkey tastes like plastic chicken. Or any real chicken that can be found in airline meals.

    Posted by Penguin on 2008 03 02 at 06:24 PM • permalink

  18. Yifat Susskind is communications director of MADRE
    I think the Polystyrene Turkey of Baghdad might be her way of easing brain strain. 
    Especially when some positions are particularly difficult to argue with a
    straight face.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2008 03 02 at 06:41 PM • permalink

  19. #18 Lotocoti: “...women are disproportionately threatened by climate change.”

    I see what you mean.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 02 at 07:37 PM • permalink

  20. #11 Contrail. That whole article is a good read. Samudra says he has sympathy for the muslim victims of his handiwork, but that the unbelieving Australians must go to hell. And that the mission was to help Muslims and was a victorious act, a martyrdom operation.

    I hope they put their perforated cadavers on public display so that the families of the Bali victims get some sense of justice. Pity that they will die quickly and painlessly unlike most of their victims.

    Posted by mehaul on 2008 03 02 at 07:38 PM • permalink

  21. #11 & 20 Contrail & mehaul; I would prefer to see the bombers reshaped to look like turkeys before they are executed; little combs could be attached to their heads and some sort of turkey costume worn:
    http://www.fancydress.com/shop/product-view/208366
    And speaking of that obese lump of lard, adams, I still can’t get on his blog, and I’m running out of insults. I’m beginning to doubt that guy who told me the way to get on adams’ blog was to insult him because he was such a straight up sort of guy and could take it.

    Posted by cohenite on 2008 03 02 at 07:58 PM • permalink

  22. The Left keep on giving with their ignorance.
    For example, Stalin was good, Hitler was bad but only after Stalin changed his mind about Hitler. And of course, Fiddle is a good man.
    The list is endless as is the left’s ignorance.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 02 at 08:00 PM • permalink

  23. Speaking of assassination attempts. Next time Philip Adams points the bone at Obama, it might pay to remind him of thisTHIS, or even THIS

    Posted by wanglese on 2008 03 02 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  24. An Admonition for Scribblers:
    The Cursed Fowl of Baghdad

    Behold the Fowl of Baghdad
    With crispy, gleaming skin;
    Although thou doth be tempted,
    Let not the creature in.

    For lo, the Fowl of Baghdad
    Beclowneth hacks and bores,
    Enscreweth credibility,
    And mixeth metaphors.

    Beware the Fowl of Baghdad,
    Heed thou mine urgent plea,
    The Fowl doth bind thy tiny mind
    And make a fool of thee.

    Posted by lyle on 2008 03 02 at 08:41 PM • permalink

  25. #24: Superb, Lyle!

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 02 at 08:45 PM • permalink

  26. # 25
    Is there a best of these and yours. If so where on the web?

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 02 at 09:05 PM • permalink

  27. #5 - try their contact email at counterpunch at counterpunch dot org

    already done.

    what a turkey!

    Posted by peter m on 2008 03 02 at 09:32 PM • permalink

  28. Hey, this apology business is really catching on!

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 02 at 09:43 PM • permalink

  29. I think it’s time we gave the turkey a proper name.

    How about Josef Gobbles?

    Posted by andycanuck on 2008 03 02 at 09:52 PM • permalink

  30. A Verse for the Witching Hour:
    Truth Comes for the Scribbler

    I hear a bird a-pecking,
    Pecking at my chamber door;
    Could the bird a-pecking be
    The Plastic Bird of War?

    In fear I hear the pecking,
    Pecking at my mortal core;
    Who can ignore the pecking
    Of the Plastic Bird of War? 

    My brain echoes the pecking,
    And tho’ my blood doth roar, 
    I rise to check the pecking -
    Can it be the Bird of War?

    As I approach the pecking,
    My heart can stand no more;
    I wring the knob as if it were
    The Plastic Bird of War—

    There is no bird a-pecking, 
    Just Tim Blair looking sore:
    ‘Idiot, there’s no such thing
    As the Plastic Bird of War.’

    Posted by lyle on 2008 03 02 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  31. From yesterday: Left-wing commentators demand Bush withdraw plastic Turkey from Iraq

    Posted by Machiavellian on 2008 03 02 at 10:28 PM • permalink

  32. Lyle your stuff is always a hoot! Thanks for the laughs.

    Posted by Penguin on 2008 03 02 at 10:44 PM • permalink

  33. I am so proud that the next generation of commenters have taken over the task of Fake Flying Plastic Turkey commenting, poetizing, and the like. I am worn out, exhausted, can think of nothing more to say about it, and can sound only like an off-key Neil Young, “Hey, hey, my, my, the plastic turkey will never die” except when I dig up an old comment of mine and jigger it around a bit. Even it when it disappears from articles for a while, it lives on in Internet groups and obscure blogs. It goes on drowning out Bush’s 2003 London speech shortly before it and the Iraqi anti-terrorist demonstrations and the capture of Saddam Hussein soon after it. It goes on being ginned up and manipulated as a supposed example of Bush-Rove media manipulation. Meanwhile Tim Blair amazes me, that he can persist as persistently against it as the foul fowl itself persists at all.

    Posted by ForNow on 2008 03 02 at 10:45 PM • permalink

  34. I’m sure that I say this at every plastic turkey sighting, but why on earth would anyone use a plastic turkey in the first place? As smears go it just doesn’t make sense, is the ruthless BusHitler propaganda machine supposed to balk at the prospect of spending 7 or 8 dollars on poultry?

    Posted by Ross on 2008 03 02 at 11:00 PM • permalink

  35. #29: Perfect, Andy!

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 02 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  36. #32 Penguin

    As Edgar Allan Poe used to say, ‘Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.’

    Posted by lyle on 2008 03 02 at 11:02 PM • permalink

  37. lyle, you need to publish that stuff.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2008 03 02 at 11:11 PM • permalink

  38. #16 RebaccaH

    She also didn’t mention that African Muslims avoid even vaccines, fearing a “CIA plot”.

    That’s because she knows it IS a “CIA plot”.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 02 at 11:26 PM • permalink

  39. There’s more than a whiff of Poe about this persistent polypropelene poultry palaver:-

    Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!’ I shrieked upstarting -
    `Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
    Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
    Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
    Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!’
    Quoth the raven turkey, `Nevermore.’

    It’s harder to get rid of than freeloading distant relatives who believe they’re unrecognised artistic genius, or state Labor governments (much the same but on a grander scale).

    Posted by Habib on 2008 03 02 at 11:33 PM • permalink

  40. #37 Andrea

    lyle, you need to publish that stuff.

    Seconded. That one is OFS.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 02 at 11:34 PM • permalink

  41. The lady in question also hasn’t heard Bob Geldorf’s opinion on Bush’s contribution to Africa.

    Sir Bob reckons Bush has saved millions of lives with his and America’s generosity.

    Deserving of the odd photo op or two, some might say.

    Posted by BB77 on 2008 03 02 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  42. #26 I think it’s exclusive to timblair.net, stacks.

    #37 Hear hear!

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 02 at 11:54 PM • permalink

  43. Thanks, kae.

    Posted by lyle on 2008 03 03 at 12:07 AM • permalink

  44. Not sure where to put this.

    Posted by kae on 2008 03 03 at 12:18 AM • permalink

  45. Lyle, you are one clever guy.  It’s not every blog that has its own Poet Laureate.

    Posted by spot_the_dog on 2008 03 03 at 12:31 AM • permalink

  46. This grand creature, having survived numerous assassination attempts, is now more than four years old.

    Which means it has twice Obama’s experience.

    Posted by Achillea on 2008 03 03 at 12:47 AM • permalink

  47. I couldn’t find an answer but I was wondering if dear Ms Susskind was an offspring of David Susskind.  No point to make, I was just wondering.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2008 03 03 at 12:51 AM • permalink

  48. Lyle;

    Thanks for “The Plastic Raven”.

    It’s accurate, because it’s fake!

    Posted by Thomas on 2008 03 03 at 01:02 AM • permalink

  49. <a href=“http://minx.cc/?post=256880”> Payback is a solid-steel bitch…</i>

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 03 03 at 02:01 AM • permalink

  50. richard mcenroe’s link here.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2008 03 03 at 02:53 AM • permalink

  51. #5 Ushie, try any number of these.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2008 03 03 at 04:28 AM • permalink

  52. Since the turkey is plastic in the minds of leftards, it will have a longer half-life than Jimmy Carter.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2008 03 03 at 05:06 AM • permalink

  53. The Turkey is eternal: It was there on the Gobblipoli Peninsula, it haunts the Halls of Monturkezuma, even unto the Shores of Turkipoli. Many geese need to be cooked before it’s fowl presence can be exorcised.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2008 03 03 at 06:55 AM • permalink

  54. @ #8, Barrie,

    As a Dane, I can say that the story about Danes wearing the yellow star is indeed a myth. So is the story about the King.
    The Jews in Denmark were never ordered to wear the star.

    You can read more about it here, but read the whole article article if you’re interested in that period.
    As far as I can tell, it’s very accurate in the details.

    Cheers, Mike

    Posted by Mikael on 2008 03 03 at 07:15 AM • permalink

  55. It’s the Plastic Turkey of FREEDOM, my friends! Long may it gobble!

    Posted by mojo on 2008 03 03 at 11:35 AM • permalink

  56. Nilknarf, thanks.  I sent the following:

    Dear People,

    I read Ms. Susskind’s silly excoriation of George Bush’s trip to Africa, and was amazed by it.

    1)  There was no plastic turkey in Iraq.  In fact, the only plastic turkey involved was the one who typed this article.

    2)  Ms. Susskind seems unaware that both Bono and Sir Bob Geldof have praised Mr. Bush’s aid to Africa.  surely she cannot disagree with those two great humanitarians, can she?  If so, on what possible grounds?

    3)  Will Ms. Susskind please list, in a followup article, the many countries who have also helped to combat AIDS in Africa?  Say, China, Saudi Arabia, Venezuela…they haven’t?  The devil, you say.

    Posted by ushie on 2008 03 03 at 01:41 PM • permalink

  57. Thanks, Mikael.  A very endearing and enduring myth.
    The Danes are performing well above their weight again, in the struggle against Islamism. That is where I read the comparison with WWII being made recently.

    Posted by Barrie on 2008 03 03 at 06:22 PM • permalink

  58. lyle, you are wonderful.

    Posted by Mambo Bananapatch on 2008 03 05 at 04:24 PM • permalink

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