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Via eBay, a 1984 Nissan 720 King Cab Ute: “Those amongst you suffering a lengthy history of non-violent mental illness are likely to find this vehicle appealing.”

Winning bid: $581.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/16/2004 at 02:17 PM
  1. Very very funny. As in coffee through the nose funny.
    Don’t forget to read through the replies to questions.

    Posted by Bohemond on 2004 12 16 at 03:31 PM • permalink

  2. "no BS, it was the Rolls Royce of uteruses when new!”

    Car guys, you have to go read his description of this truck! Priceless.
    I hope the guy who bought the truck prints it out and keeps it with the his new pride and joy!

    Posted by rinardman on 2004 12 16 at 03:43 PM • permalink

  3. the guy should have a blog site!

    Posted by fred on 2004 12 16 at 04:16 PM • permalink

  4. I hear that the sale of a slightly scratched 1987 Camry is imminent:

    “Those amongst you suffering a lengthy history of racially motivated road rage, delusional behaviour, a love of Fidel Castro and propensity to online nudity are likely to find this vehicle appealing.”

    Posted by murph on 2004 12 16 at 07:09 PM • permalink

  5. It’s pretty smart that he welded American-style goal-posts to the front of that truck.

    Take that truck out into a vacant field, teach your 6-year old son how to kick NFL-style field goals, and guess what?  Twenty years later he’s making $1,000,000 a year playing for some NFL team.  What a sweet retirement policy.

    Posted by David Crawford on 2004 12 16 at 10:11 PM • permalink

  6. And it was the best $581 I’ve ever spent. 

    Posted by Major Anya on 2004 12 16 at 11:07 PM • permalink

  7. Forget the keyboard/computer screen, my office chair needs replacement now....

    Posted by Rachel Corrie's Flatmate on 2004 12 17 at 10:40 AM • permalink

  8. That is hysterical! I feel bad the guy only got $500. Forget the truck--his writing was worth more than that.

    Thanks for posting that, Tim. I’m still laughing.

    Posted by JDB on 2004 12 17 at 01:49 PM • permalink

  9. I’m laughing so hard I’ve got tears.  This guy might have found his calling as a writer.

    Posted by jvk on 2004 12 18 at 01:54 AM • permalink

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