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Bryan Law - this site’s official leftoid representative - emails:
Hi Tim, I’ve just updated my Live Journal blog to gloat about how well our Trial is going. We’ve got a great gang together for fun and frolics in a town like Alice.
I think it might send your readers into a frenzy of revulsion to know that Late Night Live is doing a piece tomorrow night, the Age is doing a story, along with SBS Dateline and, its rumoured Al Jazeera International.
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Wholesomeness.
And your readers can find photos they’ll love to hate on the Indymedia links on my blog.
Ain’t activism grand?
Yes, Bryan. Yes, it is. Keep the updates coming!
He said “frenzy of revulsion”?
BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Bryla is gloating, and is making a point of telling us he is gloating. To which I say….so what? He’s getting the attention he so clearly craves….a point that has been discussed on this blog before, i.e., that Bryla is in this for the attention, not for results. If he were results oriented, he wouldn’t go out of his way to look and act the fool.
Thanks for the confirmation, Bryla. I hope that your long distance supporters chant loudly.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 05 29 at 01:58 PM • permalinkJolly old Bryla; once an attention whore, always an attention whore.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 05 29 at 02:14 PM • permalinkI have to say, I’m most impressed by Al Jazeera International. So much so that I can hardly contain my revulsion. In fact, I feel a frenzy coming on. Not.
As if anybody’s life is impacted in the slightest way by whatever this low-IQ social parasite gets up to. Well, except for the poor folks who have to clean up his messes.
“I confess to no knowledge of Aussie media, but aren’t all four of those entities basically the same?”
There - fixed that for ya’, #4. :-D
Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2007 05 29 at 02:42 PM • permalinkTim you continue to breathe life into this oxygen thief. For fuck sake ignore him.
81Alpha, think of Bryla as the Ultimate Leftie That Can’t Be Parodied.
Doncha just love a good challenge?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 05 29 at 06:02 PM • permalinkAnd let me remind everyone, there’s still a daily quota for kicking cripples and robbing blind people.
So get cracking! Else wronwright will issue yet another sternly worded memo.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 05 29 at 06:23 PM • permalinkBryan, if you’re reading this - for maximum impact, you should get your friends together and stage a sit-in, chant and mass banner unfurling in Court - preferably daubing Red Paint everywhere to symbolise the Fascist oppression you’re suffering.
For real international headlines, some “Zionists Out!” slogans and swastikas would make you very popular with Al Jazeera and the Arab World.
Now your barrister should be giving you advice not to do this: but really, what do you want, to win or to get maximum publicity?
TRJS - many perceptive comments on that thread, among them this:
What is seriously fascinating about Bryla is his close adherence to leftist norms. EP and I have been looking at this for a while (independently, which is interesting), and we are starting to reach a few tentative conclusions about the ways lefties operate. Not being
dickheadspsychologists, we are looking at real behaviours they exhibit.A very crude description is that they spout rivers of bullshit (see Harry Franfurter ‘On Bullshit’, available over at Amazon) and believe their own bullshit in preference to examining reality.
I think this is the critical difference between a lefty and a rational person. Rational people basically look at the bullshit quotient and differentiate between it and observed fact.
When we add the narcissistic self-centred nature of most lefties (behaviour very similar to a small child), and a sort of standing delusion where they see themselves as being an outnumbered, heroic minority bravely pushing forward the frontier of human moral advancement in the face of the forces of evil and depravity, you can start to get a window in to their world. In essence, everyone else in the world is merely a prop in their own personal play-acting. it really IS all about them, in their own eyes.
As I said, crude and tentative just now, but that is what their actions show. Not their words (remember the bullshit bit), but their actions.
Read Bryla, and you will see that this is exactly how he behaves.
MarkL
Canberra
PS: Cripples and sightless in short supply around here, I do my bit by leaving little old ladies in the middle of busy intersections.Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 05 29 at 06:38 PM • permalinkHey Bryni…you fly with the crows you’ll get shot. And the Department of Fauna and Wild Life Protection wants you to stop eating wombats.
Posted by Macosghair on 2007 05 29 at 06:44 PM • permalinkIt will be interesting when Bryan starts to run his own defence. Remember Bryan, a few early wins do not make a victory at the end, which is all that counts.
I’m also minded to think the applications were so far fetched they were intended to lose, but to make the judge think a bit more closely about the people in her Court as not just peace activists out for a weekend drive and walk.
oh well, he has won already in his eyes, which is all that counts. Perception is more important than reality.
Thanks for that memo on an earlier thread 1.6.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 05 29 at 06:52 PM • permalinkDon’t know this bloke, except from his photo where he seemed to have a halo around his head ...
What a wanker. Does he work (or even have to)? Is activism a viable career choice these days? I mean, can you make a living from it? Mmmm. (Ponders about what would be the most lucrative of all ...)
(#28, Contrail. You hit the nail on the proverbial. LOL.)
Attempting to give a damn . . . .
Operation failed. Damn not given.
Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2007 05 29 at 07:48 PM • permalinkThey’re all very pleased with themselves for costing we put-upon taxpayers a poultice to prosecute them, aren’t they? Hopefully they’ve got a beak who regards posturing prats with the same disdain we do, and bangs them up with several large, priapretic perverts for a substantial period of time.
Are other people as bored with perpetual “civil disobedience” in safe, ordered western democracies as I am? I’d be impressed if these halfwits performed their tiresome street theatre and inane chanting in Tiananmen Square or Edalat in Tehran, but that would involve some personal courage and risk to one’s safety, so it would be highly unlikely for these craven cretins to participate.
Why can’t we hunt hippies for sport? Their whiffier and more feral than foxes, perform much more enviromental damage than wild pigs and are dumber than either- not much of a challenge as they’re usually obese and bonged out so they don’t move too quickly, but you should be able to draw a bead on one even when absolutely shitfaced.
Sorry, Bryla, I’m afraid all the frenzied revulsion is being spent on something really revolting. You’re just kind of amusing in a pathetic way.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 05 29 at 08:30 PM • permalinkHis lifes achivements consist of????
1. Dipped his dick in money.
2.
3.
4.
...Someone want to help me out here?Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 05 29 at 09:28 PM • permalink#34, habib,
They’d be a bit useless for an actual hunt, not much of a run, horses, hounds and riders still without a sweat, but, we could use them in another way.
When actual fox-hunting was banned, the hunt had to make do with “drag hunting”.
A rider heads off an hour earlier dragging a heavy hessian bag full of all sorts of rotting and noxious detritus to “lay” the trail for the hunt to follow.
This would be a particularly good use for the excremental Brylcreem and his supporters.
We had a day of pre-trial issues, and fine tuned our supporters’ group (20 good hearted people) into the political equivalent of a Ferrari - zooming along faster than the DPP can conceive.
20 protestors = a political Ferrari? More like a Trabant.
I was feeling particularly clear and centred as we prepare to get under way.
He’d just defecated.
We are the focus of some national attention, with many solidarity actions around the country, and growing media interest. Listen to Late Night Live with Philip Adams tomorrow evening (Wed 30 May).
Why? Why the publicity? Surely there are more important issues to follow than these publicity seeking oxygen thieves.
Not for the Phatster- speaking of which, his latest spray has delivered the kiss of death to Kevni, blithely predicting the fall of JW Howard, and bemoaning the fact that he won’t have anyone to hate after the end of the year. Having been wrong about the last four federal elections, you’d think the phat twat would have enough nouse to clamp his pie hole, but you’d be wrong.
I might have to waste an hour tuning in to the turgid Trotskyite tub o’guts tonight to see what angle he puts on Bryla and his disciples- I reckon I can accurately predict that outcome, unlike the Bolshie Bloater’s prescient parliamentary psephological prognostications- couragous victims of a cunning and ruthless Attorney General, bravely standing up for the principle of protest, defending the hard-won right to be a noisy, obstructive buckethead fucking around with other peoples time and money, just like the Dunny Lane Deporter.
“Listen to Late Night Live with Philip Adams tomorrow evening”
Id rather stick a rabid weasel up my date.
Id rather hold a 1 man KKK rally in harlem.
Id rather hold a kiddies party at M.Jacksons ranch.
Id rather crawl though a tub of pig guts.Nothing shits me more than Philly, his turgid prose, the slobbering noise he makes from tome to time, and his buttering up of people shit me. The only question will be, who will be smoking whos pole during this outporing of wisdom? If someone else was interviewing Id listen but phill just shits me.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 05 29 at 10:04 PM • permalinkAin’t activism grand? Tim, you’ve missed the latest in the paen (pain?) of activism. Mother Sheehan has quit the “peace” movement and the 5 beautiful Crawford acres are up for sale. Her hatred of the USA is unabated; she is only quitting because the Democratic party has caved into (on, in on?, whatever) G. Bush, and all her efforts have gone to nought. Oh, and don’t believe she’s quitting because no one goes to her rallies anymore now that the left has used her all up.
Maybe Cindeeeeeeee really quit because she wants to devote all her time to Bryla’s defense?? Any Cindi sightings in Oz recently??
Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 05 29 at 10:16 PM • permalinkI believe Cindy’s been made a lucrative offer to act as Margo Kingston’s stunt double.
Bryla (quoting Isaiah):
“They will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks”.
Joel responds:
Beat your plowshares into swords And your pruning hooks into spears;
Choices?
Cheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 05 29 at 10:39 PM • permalinkNo, no El Cid. It goes like this: It’s a Man, man.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 05 29 at 11:09 PM • permalink#38: The portly, bearded figure - rather resembling Santa Claus as a young hippie - emerged from the Alice Springs courthouse into the bright sunlight. He had a smug grin on his face, and he half-raised his arms, as if in the act of preparing to quieten the excited yawpings of an adoring crowd. But while there was, indeed, a throng of people, they brushed by him hurriedly. A flabby, middle-aged woman wedged into a pair of scruffy, tie-dyed jeans, her gelatinous abdomen covered with an XXL Che sweat shirt, stepped on his foot. A tall, gawky fellow with white hair tied back in a ponytail, and the last gasp of a reefer stuck to his lips almost knocked him down. Our Hero, a baffled expression on his face, looked to see where the people were running to. Down the street, a man was autographing books. With his sweaty map, rotund figure and slicked-back hair, he looked rather like the bloated corpse of Jimmy Hoffa. But he walked, he smiled, he exchanged pleasantries with the mob. Our Hero advanced to the fringes of the crowd, and was just able to make out a sign in the window of the bookshop: “Today only, Al Gore will be available to autograph his new book, The Assault on Reason”. Our Hero lowered his head in disappointment, and ambled back to his room at the Alice Springs Motor Lodge. As he entered the motel office, he asked the clerk, “Any calls for Bryan Law?”
“Who?”, said the clerk.
I’ve only ever heard Phatty on the radio once. I was in a cab in Melbourne and the cabbie was listening intently to the Phatso making pompous, idiotic statements like:
“I don’t think it’s possible to be both an intellectual and physically athletic…”
The cabbie got all shitty when I blurted out:
“No worries Phatso! A statement like that demonstrates beyond all doubt that you’re neither…”
What. A. Fat. Fuckwit.
OK. I am halfway thru the bottle of Madiera.
So I am half-prepared to take one for the team.
Yes, I plan to watch Bryla and the Phat Phuck’s mutual masturb-o-fest for obesely ancient bong-addled tie-dyed toothless slobbering knobgobbling leftard hippy splooge-hounds.
Hopefully, a drunken stupor will dull the pain. Now I gotta go. I have some serious preparatory drinking to complete.
Wish me luck. I shall report tomorrow when sober.
MarkL
canberra#41
O/T: another list.
Kevni <strike>lies</strike> lays it all out in the open:I did <strike>not</strike> know that Brian Burke would be attending the meeting.
I did <strike>not</strike> knowingly lie
It’s <strike>not</strike> Mighell versus Rudd... Kevni didn’t shaft me, I just slipped and fell onto his (pork) sword ...
66. MarkL
And he was never seen again…...
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 05 30 at 09:07 AM • permalink‘Generous of you to call that lump of cells at the top of their spinal column “brains”’
Leftards have spinal columns? Since when?
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 05 30 at 01:11 PM • permalink
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