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TRENDS NOTED

The New York Times identifies a Japanese fashion trend; the Japanese identify a continuing trend at the New York Times.

(Via Bill S.)

Posted by Tim B. on 11/03/2007 at 11:16 PM
  1. The NYT dictionary appears to have the terms ‘satire’ and ‘parody’ deleted.

    Posted by CB on 2007 11 03 at 11:44 PM • permalink

  2. The NYT also appears to have deemed this item worthy of the registration wall.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 03 at 11:50 PM • permalink

  3. Did Japan, just nuke the NYT?

    “What hath God wrought”.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 03 at 11:53 PM • permalink

  4. You can get to the article via the link in Tim’s second story link. It’s a multi-link bonanza!

    Posted by CB on 2007 11 03 at 11:53 PM • permalink

  5. OK, I can see it with the Ampontan link.

    Investigators summoned to the home of the deceased on Eighth Ave. in New York City were puzzled by the condition of the premises and theorized the newspaper might have choked on its own parody. “We seriously considered the possibility they just made the whole thing up as a prank,” one revealed. “It’s easy to picture the author smirking to himself when he threw in that nonsense about the ninja.” The investigators concluded, however, that while the Times’ journalism had indeed been a running joke for years due to the unreliability of its stories, particularly about Japan, the article in question was written in dead seriousness.

    The New York Times has no sense of humor that anyone is aware of, but we here at Blair’s joint enjoy a good satire.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 11 03 at 11:55 PM • permalink

  6. The lady speaks…“These ideas might strike foreigners as far-fetched,” she added, “but in Japan America, they can the Times wants anything ‘they’ print, to become reality.”

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 03 at 11:59 PM • permalink

  7. Priceless.  Priceless.

    If I were a competitor in the media market, I couldn’t pay enough for the rights to reprint this story.  Daily.  On the first page.  In big bold letters.  Heck, I want to copy it and email it to everyone like an Internet chain letter.

    Posted by Ricardo on 2007 11 04 at 12:01 AM • permalink

  8. Try this for the NYT:
    Name: boourns
    Password: boourns
    (From Bug Me Not)

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 11 04 at 12:11 AM • permalink

  9. Consider the case of the late Dan Rather.”

    This line caught me by surprise and made me laugh so hard, I almost choked.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 11 04 at 12:25 AM • permalink

  10. In lieu of flowers, mourners are urged to make donations to the PayPal account of Tim Blair.

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 04 at 12:39 AM • permalink

  11. Didn’t I see the vending machine disguise in MW?

    The story was forwarded to me via email when it appeared in October.

    Posted by kae on 2007 11 04 at 12:39 AM • permalink

  12. Kerry O’Brien will wish he’d been hiding in a soft drink vending machine.  Alas, there appears to be no CCTV footage, but at least I can supply some of the soundtrack: “Don’t you know who I am?!

    Posted by cuckoo on 2007 11 04 at 12:44 AM • permalink

  13. Okay, I have been to Japan.  I am there right now (Sasebo).  It does exist, while the NYT is almost certainly an urban legend.  Oh sure, there used to be a newspaper of that name, but it disappeared long ago and now exists only in the fevered imaginations of JFK assassination conspiracists, Bigfoot sighters, and 9/11 Twoofers.

    The “NYT” is the poodle in the microwave, the hook in the car door handle, the rational Democrat politician.

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 11 04 at 01:01 AM • permalink

  14. I would have put the date of death much earlier than October 20th, 2007.  Somewhere in early September of 2001, in fact.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 11 04 at 01:20 AM • permalink

  15. BTW, the second link isn’t by a Japanese.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 11 04 at 01:23 AM • permalink

  16. This will be in BOTWT come Tuesday, for sure. James Taranto loves nothing more than putting the boot into the NYT.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2007 11 04 at 01:34 AM • permalink

  17. Not just a Grey Lady - rigor mortis to boot! Sell it to Rupert while he’s still buying newspapers.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 11 04 at 02:09 AM • permalink

  18. I think I would put the date of death on the day they put the Walter Duranty Pulitzer on display in their building instead of giving it back.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 04 at 02:18 AM • permalink

  19. No, guys, wait up! There might be the beginnings of a clever idea here…

    How about an everyday Mufti outfit, with stick-on beard and goat-breath freshener that defeatist Western infidels could wear to blend in amongst wild-eyed Jihadis!

    Huh?

    So then, shouldn’t you pay a little more respect to the forward-thinking editors at the NYT?

    Posted by splice on 2007 11 04 at 03:01 AM • permalink

  20. I love Tim’s commentary, but can’t we spend more time on that ‘kick the ball around for a while, but don’t touch it with your hands!’ game?  I think you guys call it something like ‘football’ and we call it ‘gay’.

    Posted by blogagog on 2007 11 04 at 04:25 AM • permalink

  21. are we back?

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 04 at 04:38 AM • permalink

  22. that bit of trouble oop at ‘t old Blair mill seems to be over. wonder if there was some malicious code hidden in that polar bear shirt-did you check that it came from the real 1.618 and not some imposter Tim?

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 04 at 04:45 AM • permalink

  23. OMGWTFBBQ!

    Tim’s a legend in his own t-shirt, but even he can’t get a post up that works properly just now.

    blogagog, eeniemeenie, how in the grace of Gaia did you guys push a kkkomment through today’s Strange Sunday infofreeze on timblair.net?

    Posted by splice on 2007 11 04 at 04:47 AM • permalink

  24. #22 eenie…

    pHE4R 1.618… t3h L33t H4xx0r pw|\|Z j00r 8106 n00b!

    Posted by splice on 2007 11 04 at 04:51 AM • permalink

  25. been trying on and off for a couple of hours. At first I could,nt even get to the site and then when I could it kept saying ‘comment rejected cannot post more than once every five seconds’ or something along those lines

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 04 at 04:53 AM • permalink

  26. pHE4R 1.618… t3h L33t H4xx0r pw|\|Z j00r 8106 n00b

    Aha- it was the jooooos- shoulda known!

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 04 at 04:55 AM • permalink

  27. No, it wasn’t the joos, eeniemeenie. It was you, pinging the server in frustration so often that you caused a one-meenie denial-of-service event that finally crashed the goddamned system.

    Oh boy, when Andrea wakes up this morning, you’d better have a bloody good excuse!

    Posted by splice on 2007 11 04 at 05:05 AM • permalink

  28. The Times took the fatal shiv between the ribs the day little Pinch Sulzberger took control in the early nineties.

    Posted by Latino on 2007 11 04 at 05:08 AM • permalink

  29. #27 please please please let it not be my fault.

    I hear Tim used the left over money from the pledge drive to buy Andrea a new obsidian tipped aztec spear to replace the old worn out from overuse zulu one, and that she’s been waiting for an excuse to try it out on someone.

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 04 at 05:19 AM • permalink

  30. #29 For the record… I was kinda pinging the server for a while there, too.

    Yes, um, eenie, you should, um, say sorry… and…

    Posted by splice on 2007 11 04 at 05:28 AM • permalink

  31. Huh. All these site glitches seem to happen when I’m asleep. Am I being monitored? ::paranoia::

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 11 04 at 11:04 AM • permalink

  32. #20, now, now, soccer is an excellent children’s game.  It teaches cooperative social skils and sharing in a noncompetitive environment.

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 11 04 at 12:19 PM • permalink

  33. They blame suicide, but might it have just been embarassment?

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 11 04 at 03:34 PM • permalink

  34. If I remember correctly, this week the sales figures for the major newspapers come out. Wonder how far circulation has dropped at the NYT?

    Posted by Merlin on 2007 11 04 at 04:16 PM • permalink

  35. While Americans want to protect themselves from criminals, or even strike back, the creators say many Japanese favor camouflage and deception, reflecting a culture that abhors self-assertion, even in self-defense.

    “It is just easier for Japanese to hide,” Ms. Tsukioka said. “Making a scene would be too embarrassing.” She said her vending machine disguise was inspired by a trick used by the ancient ninja, who cloaked themselves in black blankets at night.

    The NYT will no doubt shortly be reporting on the 30th annual Modesto Ninja Parade which slipped through California once again, entirely undetected.

    Breaking video of the event here.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 11 04 at 05:58 PM • permalink

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