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Breast-flashing anti-war crones invade a crowd of Hillary boosters. Hilarity ensues.

(Via LGF, currently in roaring form; do scroll awhile.)

UPDATE. Speaking of form, house troll Miranda Divide has been absolutely spectacular of late. It’s good to have her around.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/25/2007 at 07:58 AM
  1. Er, some people should never be naked. Even at home. In the dark.

    Posted by Retread on 2007 07 25 at 08:04 AM • permalink

  2. Goodness me, there’s some fallout there!

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 25 at 08:08 AM • permalink

  3. And NEVERNEVERNEVER in front of a camera.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 07 25 at 08:08 AM • permalink

  4. Let me know if Angelina Jolie joins the group.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 07 25 at 08:15 AM • permalink

  5. In the interests of balance.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 07 25 at 08:16 AM • permalink

  6. They certainly need boosting more than Hilary.  She firm.  Oh yeah.

    Posted by Craig Mc on 2007 07 25 at 08:19 AM • permalink

  7. WAR is indecent. Well that’s a maybe in some situations. When it comes to some of those protestors though, there is no maybe!


    aguycalledbrad

    Posted by aguycalledbrad on 2007 07 25 at 08:20 AM • permalink

  8. RE: Update, well, the troll-stompers have been giving Ms Divide a good kicking.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 25 at 08:31 AM • permalink

  9. Why does the ‘woman’ in the last two photos have a beard?

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 07 25 at 08:35 AM • permalink

  10. I read somewhere that mid-life crises are not caused so much by the guy aging, as by when his wife reaches that certain age. You can see why in these photos.

    Also read that one of the reasons that many men like large breasts is that they are a surefire indicator of when a woman has passed the “flower of her youth”. Seems like this one lady can’t get over what once was.

    Posted by moptop on 2007 07 25 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  11. SwinishCapitalist

    I have heard (ehem) that putting in something like “christina model” on youtube leads to a large cashe of that tallented young ladies videos.
    so Ive heard.

    With Mirandas bleating on “the plastic turkey and the chillean sea bass locked forever in a tight embrace” did anyone think was I was thinking.
    That right
    Turbass!
    Like this only with slightly different ingredients.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 25 at 08:40 AM • permalink

  12. BOOBS NOT BOMBS

    they just like hanging out together

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 25 at 08:40 AM • permalink

  13. Speaking of form, house troll Miranda Divide has been absolutely spectacular of late. It’s good to have her around. - Tim B.

    This might be the first time I’ve disagreed with Tim.  Simply stated, she annoys me.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 25 at 08:42 AM • permalink

  14. Pert.
    What’s wrong with pert.
    Pert will always get serious attention. 
    Thinking of pert doesn’t make one start looking for a belt fed weapon.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 07 25 at 08:42 AM • permalink

  15. What does the bombs not boobs lady have between her breasts the eeevil bushitlermcchimyburton supporters dont?

    Her bellybutton.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 25 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  16. Sooooo, are these old hippies threatening to strip if we don’t bring the troops home?  I thought these lefty types were against torture.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 07 25 at 08:47 AM • permalink

  17. #15 Bet she regrets burning that bra.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 07 25 at 08:47 AM • permalink

  18. Still, you gotta admit, Ms. Glaser does have a nice rack. At least, for those of us whose standards are more realistic than “Playboy centerfold or GTFO.”

    Posted by Tatterdemalian on 2007 07 25 at 08:49 AM • permalink

  19. I sent the husband to bed blindfolded. He never should see anything as bad as that, as war veterans have a fragile mental condition. Those boobs belong to an 80yo grannie in the highlands of Papua New Guinea. Or an insane american democrat.

    Happily for me & the spouse, mine are in much better condition.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 07 25 at 08:56 AM • permalink

  20. #9 Radius: You got to the second last photo? My eyes started bleeding at four.

    Posted by fidens on 2007 07 25 at 09:18 AM • permalink

  21. Boobs not bombs?

    In this case I’d definitely take the bombs.

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 07 25 at 09:20 AM • permalink

  22. Hmm. Looks like the perfect target market for Pectoral Anti-gravitational Cantaloupe Optimizers. The sag-and-bag crowd could be worth a fortune!

    Remember, all you Code Pink gals: Just because gravity helps keep your feet on the ground, that’s no reason to let your hooters get tangled up in your shoelaces. With the Paco Cantaloupe Optimizer, “things are looking up!”

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 25 at 09:22 AM • permalink

  23. Come on now. You have to hand it to that one in the mauve. When she unstrapped, all the damn wrinkles from her face, disappeared.

    Of course the wrinkles moved downward and her knees buckled.

    She just could use the newest invention created in Paco Enterprises Labs. Yep the Bungee Bra. Look for it in your newest edition of Popular Mechanics and Vogue.

    Truly uplifting articles.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 25 at 09:26 AM • permalink

  24. ``Why does the ‘woman’ in the last two photos have a beard?’‘

    A couple of possibilities: (1) She comes from a family of exceptionally hairy people and (2) she has a medical condition such as polycystic ovaries which can lead to (among other things) a distressing amount of facial hair.  Some of us who are so afflicted deal with it via the waxing salon.  Perhaps this lady is taking the ``It’s natural!  It’s ME! I’m going to celebrate it!’’ approach. 

    Some enterprising brassiere manufacturer should see if they could talk Sherry Glaser into being their poster girl.  The ``after’’ photo could show Sherry with her hair combed, breasts nicely supported by Wacoal or WonderBra and discreetly covered by that purple shirt.  The ``before’’ photo could be picked from any one of those in the link. 

    As for the Hillary crowd, I have to give them credit for moving swiftly and minimizing the disruption.  They don’t seem to be very happy though.  I was intrigued by zombie’s description of how they’d cheer (say) Kuchinich, and then look around sheepishly to see if anyone had noticed.

    Posted by Sonetka's Mom on 2007 07 25 at 09:36 AM • permalink

  25. I truly don’t know what they are thinking.

    Women like these call themselves wimmin and are happy for their boobs to dangle on their boots.

    Goodness knows what else they do…dance around standing stones naked in the full moon? Boadicea impersonations? Bubble bubble froth and trouble?

    I’m so over mad women. They lost it a while ago.

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 07 25 at 09:45 AM • permalink

  26. I wonder how many women will be tonight, trying to get to sleep whilst hanging upside down and thinking “it won’t happen to me, it won’t happen to me”?

    Posted by Rob Read on 2007 07 25 at 09:46 AM • permalink

  27. Meh, a bunch of clueless lefties pining for the days when they could stop conversations for a mile around them when they bared their breasts.  Not that anyone with even a modicum of interest in the female anatomy listened, mind you, but they certainly commanded attention.

    No more, girls.  You’re over the hill, so get over it.

    Like Sonetka’s Mom, I’m more interested in the apparently higher support for the likes of Krazy Kuchinich than Hillary!, who paid for what looked like a very nice buffet.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 25 at 09:46 AM • permalink

  28. Code Pink Expresses Its Concern
    Over the Moral Ramifications
    of US Foreign Policy:

    You call this ‘the land of the free’?
    We’ll show you true freedom, when we
    Expose these charades—-
    With BOOBAL GRENADES!!!!
    It’s ALL about US, can’t you SEE?!!?!!!!

    Posted by lyle on 2007 07 25 at 10:04 AM • permalink

  29. Code Pink held a rally in Studio City before the ‘04 election. 

    Let’s just say, they may have had moral superiority; what they didn’t have was sunblock.

    More like Code Brick Red in fairly short order.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 25 at 10:10 AM • permalink

  30. “Lady, until I showed up, you were the only man in the room.”—The Brute, <i>Heaps of Ruination</a>

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 25 at 10:12 AM • permalink

  31. I don’t think I’m alone here, but geeze, I’m so glad mine don’t look like theirs!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 10:21 AM • permalink

  32. Time to break out the eye soap.

    Posted by the wolf on 2007 07 25 at 10:21 AM • permalink

  33. Could someone loan me a melon-baller and a roll of bandages? Thanks.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 25 at 10:39 AM • permalink

  34. #33 Dave, I’d love to, but I’m using them at the moment.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 10:45 AM • permalink

  35. Upon Reflection, Lyle Feels That Perhaps
    His Initial Judgment Was Premature.

    In theory, I have to support
    Those ladies who choose to resort
    To baring their tits
    Whenever their wits,
    On policy matters, fall short.

    My flight is reserved; I’m prepared.
    No earthly expense will be spared.
    Miss Jessica Biel
    Has notions, I feel
    Which need to be properly aired.

    Posted by lyle on 2007 07 25 at 10:54 AM • permalink

  36. Vale! the Weekly World News.

    I think my favorite was “Viagra Orgy in Nursing Home”...

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 25 at 10:59 AM • permalink

  37. #35: I move that Lyle should be poet laureate of Tim Blair’s Comment Academy.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 25 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  38. #31

    I imagine quite a few of the inhabitants of Belgrave, Victoria thought the same thing the day after your 19th

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 25 at 11:21 AM • permalink

  39. #37, I second that motion, paco

    Posted by missred on 2007 07 25 at 11:34 AM • permalink

  40. #38 LOL. 19th, plus a bunch of other times between then and now.

    Such as my 20th.

    My 21st, I got sent to bed for being a drunk girl. Sadly, Jesse didn’t remove my laptop and I sent some emails I shouldn’t have.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 11:49 AM • permalink

  41. #40 It’s a shame you don’t have any mammary of the event.

    Yes! - a pun worse than one of Paco’s

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 25 at 12:12 PM • permalink

  42. #41 LOL. I remember too much of it to be comfortable, and remember too little of it to be comfortable.

    I know I upset a bunch of people with those emails though.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 12:15 PM • permalink

  43. I move that Lyle should be poet laureate of Tim Blair’s Comment Academy.

    missred has seconded the motion.  The proposal that Lyle become our Poet Laureate is before the group.

    All in favor, say “Aye”

    Myself, I say “Aye!”

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 25 at 12:20 PM • permalink

  44. #43 Aye!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 12:23 PM • permalink

  45. #43 But I nominate Barbara Streisand.

    #42 Hope you didn’t make a tit of yourself.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 25 at 12:33 PM • permalink

  46. I don’t know whether to admire or cringe at the use of “support” in this context. I will have to think about it for a while.

    To be fair to the sexes, a public nudity ban has been proposed in Brattleboro, VT after a 68 year old man chose to walk down main streat au natural.

    A naked skateboarder earlier was only warned he might get a $25 dollar fine for skateboarding on the street. I am betting the skateboarder was in a lot better shape.

    Posted by moptop on 2007 07 25 at 12:39 PM • permalink

  47. #45 I very much did.

    It’s something I’m good at.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 25 at 12:40 PM • permalink

  48. #37 Nominated by the winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction, 2008 - PACO.
    #39 Seconded by the first Missred
    #43 Motion put by TRJ.

    I say AYE

    Posted by Pa Feral on 2007 07 25 at 12:41 PM • permalink

  49. #45: Point of order: motion has been made, and seconded, vote was called for and must be completed. T&B, you are out of order (besides, I believe it’s Barbra, not Barbara, and her Legion of Honor award from France disqualifies her for high office in Tim’s Comment Academy).

    Resumption of vote. I say, “Aye” to Lyle. The ayes are above the no’s. Motion carried. Lyle, you are our new poet laureate, invested with all the rights and privileges appertaining thereto. Here’s your laurel wreath and floppy, velvet tie. Now, you and your muse go have a celebratory beer and get back here with some more crackerjack stuff.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 25 at 12:47 PM • permalink

  50. #43

    All in favor, say “Aye”

    Aye.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 25 at 12:48 PM • permalink

  51. (wronwright pretends his vote was recognized and counted)

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 25 at 12:49 PM • permalink

  52. #49 T&B, you are out of order

    You’re just annoyed cos I said your puns were bad.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 25 at 12:53 PM • permalink

  53. 52 TandB

    You’re just annoyed cos I said your puns were bad.

    You saw them????

    oh sorry, you said puns.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 25 at 01:16 PM • permalink

  54. I suspect some of those votes were for Miss Biel’s notions.

    Posted by lyle on 2007 07 25 at 01:38 PM • permalink

  55. Dear God.  That reminds me of that cartoon of the old grandma with her boobs hanging out the bottom of her skirt.

    I’m not sure my heart can take it.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 25 at 01:51 PM • permalink

  56. #55:  RebeccaH - you’re back!!  It’s so good to see you again!  (But take care of your heart.)

    Posted by Bruce Lagasse on 2007 07 25 at 02:41 PM • permalink

  57. #55: Yippee! RebeccaH is back! We’ve missed you!

    Posted by Neeniebug on 2007 07 25 at 03:08 PM • permalink

  58. #23

    Come on now. You have to hand it to that one in the mauve. When she unstrapped, all the damn wrinkles from her face, disappeared.

    Bugger, El Cid, didn’t I tell you to keep my “eternal youth” secret a secret? (Note: This procedure does not work for members of the “fried egg club”.)

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 25 at 05:32 PM • permalink

  59. Welcome back RebeccaH!

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 25 at 05:37 PM • permalink

  60. Hello lefties!  Yes, you lot that were at the Hillary thingamajig.  There was a protest there - under the Leftist Constitution, you were morally obliged to join in.  It doesn’t matter what the protest is about - protesting is the thing. 

    Frankly, I think it was a sneaky test to separate the wheat from the chaff.  Anyone that didn’t join in has since been expelled from the Democrats.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 07 25 at 05:46 PM • permalink

  61. Hey, Rebecca!  Good to see you back!

    A couple of days ago I was thinking of you and what you said about over-reacting when a memory popped into my head from long, long ago.  One of the common symptoms of heart attack is, “a feeling of impending doom”. !!  So there you go.  No over-reaction.  Can’t imagine what I’d do if I had a feeling like that.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 07 25 at 06:57 PM • permalink

  62. I’ll bet Lyle could give these folks a run for their money, poetry-wise!

    And welcome back, RebeccaH :o)

    Posted by MissM on 2007 07 25 at 07:24 PM • permalink

  63. Looks like this protest was a flop.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 25 at 08:00 PM • permalink

  64. Good to see you about RebeccaH.

    Posted by Mr Hackenbacker on 2007 07 25 at 08:18 PM • permalink

  65. Margo’s Maid—More like an udder disaster.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 26 at 12:31 AM • permalink

  66. All that meat and no vegetables..

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 07 26 at 01:00 AM • permalink

  67. Breasts Not Bombs
    Nice try girls. I think the Bombs have it.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 07 26 at 07:14 AM • permalink

  68. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 26 at 07:46 PM • permalink

  69. Breasts not Bombs? Hey! I like breasts!
    Let’s just have a look at that link…
    Wha? Huh? That’s not… Oh. OH!!!
    Oh Noooooo!!!!!
    Reminds me of a two baloons full of beef soup.
    I’m gonna be sick now…

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 27 at 10:45 PM • permalink

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