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John Kerry’s fake Jefferson quote sure gets a work out, as Mark Steyn notes:

America’s hardboiled newsmen can’t get enough of the Thomas Jefferbunk. The Berkshire Eagle used it as the headline for last year’s Fourth of July editorial. Mitch Albom of the Detroit Free Press thundered: “We need to stop slicing this country in half, and saying those who support this act or this politician are ‘good’ Americans, and the rest are not. Sometimes ‘dissent is the highest form of patriotism.’ I didn’t make that up. Thomas Jefferson did.”

Er, no. You made up that he made it up. But former Georgia state Rep. Mike Snow uses it, and Miranda Yaver of Berkeley wore it on a button to the big anti-war demo in Washington last year, and Ted Kennedy deployed it as the stirring finale to his anti-Bush speech:

“It is not unpatriotic to tell the truth to the American people about the war in Iraq. In this grave moment of our country, to use the words of Thomas Jefferson, ‘Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.’ “

Steyn’s suggested source of the bogus quote: ACLU boss Nadine Strosser. Whose name doesn’t quite have that Jeffersonian authority.

Posted by Tim B. on 04/30/2006 at 09:59 PM
  1. C’mon Tim-give Steyn credit for giving you credit.

    Posted by 68W40 on 2006 04 30 at 10:04 PM • permalink

  2. Fake and inaccurate: the ever evolving standard of the left.

    Posted by perfectsense on 2006 04 30 at 10:05 PM • permalink

  3. That quote is faker the Bu$Hitler’s plastic turkey!

    Posted by Ross on 2006 04 30 at 10:06 PM • permalink

  4. Accordingly, the Palestinians who often shoot their elected leaders, would be some of the most patriotic guys around.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 04 30 at 10:10 PM • permalink

  5. There is no lack of dissent. More to the point is the need for dissenters to respect the truth, to work out whose side they are on and to come up with a credible alternative game plan.

    Posted by Rafe C on 2006 04 30 at 10:10 PM • permalink

  6. I didn’t make that up. Thomas Jefferson did.

    What an idiot. I seriously doubt Thomas Jefferson would “make up” any of his numerous thoughtful quotes.

    You “make up” a story, or a joke, or a lie.

    Or, a false quote by a wise and famous founder of our country, to justify your own stupidity.

    TJ is spinning in his grave!

    Posted by rinardman on 2006 04 30 at 10:34 PM • permalink

  7. Wasn’t it Jefferson who coined the phrase “Sod off Swampie”?

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 04 30 at 10:50 PM • permalink

  8. Fake and inaccurate: the ever evolving standard of the left.

    That goes hand in hand with moral relativism, y’know….

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 04 30 at 10:51 PM • permalink

  9. Wasn’t it Jefferson who coined the phrase “Sod off Swampie”?

    Yes, that was him.  And he followed that up by inventing the angle grinder.

    Posted by kcom on 2006 04 30 at 10:53 PM • permalink

  10. Hey, these are obviously patriots who have spent long hours studying early American history, and who know - and cherish - their Founders.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 04 30 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  11. Blood oath, Saltyd

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 04 30 at 11:05 PM • permalink

  12. No I am sure I heard Jefferson owned a Plastic Turkey farm and he heard a Plastic Turkey gobble it for the first original time. He then angle grinded it’s head off so he could claim it as his own words and no one was left alive who could dispute it.

    Posted by the nailgun on 2006 04 30 at 11:15 PM • permalink

  13.   “Wasn’t it Jefferson who coined the phrase “Sod off Swampie”?”

    Yes, that was him.  And he followed that up by inventing the angle grinder.

    Nah, that was Ben Franklin.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 04 30 at 11:21 PM • permalink

  14. Thomas Jefferson used slaves to raise plastic turkeys, the fascist bastard.  And remember he sent the Navy to oppress Muslims!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 30 at 11:40 PM • permalink

  15. Dave S. — No, it was Andy Jackson.  Of course, he was standing in a bayou shooting the crap out of the 42nd Highlanders at the time…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 04 30 at 11:41 PM • permalink

  16. But patriotism is the last resort of a scoundrel - Samuel Johnson (not fake)

    Posted by mr magoo on 2006 05 01 at 12:16 AM • permalink

  17. #7 MM,
    No, but he should have.  Maybe we can start a story to that effect, and all the lefties will take up the phrase as exemplifying everything they hold good.

    The liberals and lefties did not seem to appreciate patriotic dissent when the dissenters were going after their fair-haired boy Bill for disgracing the presidency by committing perjury in the trial of a civil rights case.  Do you think their advocacy of dissent has a large dollop of “whose ox is being gored” in it?

    “Dissent” is good, without regard to the contet or the content of the dissent?  Bollocks.  The Nazis are dissenters, does that mean their dissent is good and constitutes vitally important criticism of American political life and institutions?  I doubt that even the ACLU would say that.  Vicious clowns advocating the victory of our enemies (who are hostile to everything our liberals supposedly value and hold dear) are not providing patriotic dissent in wartime.  They are traitorous bastards for seeking the victory of our enemies.

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 05 01 at 12:23 AM • permalink

  18. Very off-topic…Oriana Fallacci:

    At 75, the petite, blue-eyed former World War II resistance fighter who once smuggled explosives past Nazi checkpoints, remains as feisty as ever. Particularly when she receives one of her frequent death threats. She lets the caller have his say, she told the Observer, “Then I say, ‘Do you know where it is your mother and your wife and your sister and your daughter are right in this moment? They are in a brothel in Beirut. And do you know what they’re doing? They are giving away their’—I don’t tell it to you, but I tell it to them—‘and you know to whom? To an American!”

    Always the fighter, La Fallaci is today waging a losing battle against breast cancer, and doesn’t expect to be around for her June 2006 trial, though she suspects she would be found guilty. In the meantime she still has much to say:

    “The clash between us and them is not a military one,” she warns. “It is a cultural one, a religious one, and the worst is still to come.”

    The West would do well to listen to the words of La Fallaci.

    the rest is here.

    Posted by closeapproximation on 2006 05 01 at 01:07 AM • permalink

  19. This can join the “we only use 10% of our brain” and “you need to drink 5 glasses of water daily” crap.

    Posted by Skeptic on 2006 05 01 at 02:00 AM • permalink

  20. The Founding Fathers said we needed eight glasses of water a day.
    I’ll thank you to stop misquoting them.

    Posted by Donnah on 2006 05 01 at 02:50 AM • permalink

  21. The quote that actually applies, at least in the US these days is:

    Treason doth never prosper; what’s the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
    -Sir John Harington (1561-1612)

    It might be said that treason and treason like activity has already become so thoroughly ubiquitous that it’s no longer possible to “see the forest for the trees.”

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 05 01 at 03:18 AM • permalink

  22. I think someone should start a fake Jefferson quote contest:

    “I have faith that the American Revolution is the beginning of a new era for man, and that the light of liberty will soon spread around the world.  Unless we do something crazy like invade Iraq.” - Thomas Jefferson

    “Back here in the old days, we don’t have social security…but if we did, we wouldn’t reform it.” - Thomas Jefferson

    “You know, if I were still alive…oh wait, I am.  Never mind.” - Thomas Jefferson

    Posted by TimShell on 2006 05 01 at 04:37 AM • permalink

  23. #9 kcom, following up #7 Margos Maid

    Made my day.

    Posted by m on 2006 05 01 at 07:09 AM • permalink

  24. Maybe everybody’s confusing Jefferson with George III, who said “descent is the greatest form of patriotism”. (No, don’t bother googling it; I just made it up).

    Posted by paco on 2006 05 01 at 09:33 AM • permalink

  25. Donnah— Actually, the Founding Fathers said we needed eight glasses of water a day to cut our four glasses of whiskey... or perhaps that was just Franklin…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 05 01 at 09:38 AM • permalink

  26. 19 skeptic:
    Do you really believe that leftoids are using more than 10% of their brains?

    Posted by Challeron on 2006 05 01 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  27. What bothers me about the fake quote is that it’s so stupid.  Thomas Jefferson was a thinker and an innovator.  He didn’t generally spout off ideas that weren’t thought out.  “Dissent is the sincerest form of patriotism,” doesn’t even make sense, without some sort of explanation on why dissent is patriotic.  It is not a statement that stands on its own to which everyone who hears it, thinks it over and says, hmmm, maybe he’s right.

    I don’t advocate blindly following any government, but I can’t figure out how criticizing everything your country does is meant to be patriotic, unless it is something along the lines of “We can do this better.”  In general, that is not what the lefty anti-American crowd are saying.  Instead, they are saying “America is the source of all evil in the world.”  I can’t reconcile that with the pure definition of patriotism, which is love for one’s country.

    Posted by RK on 2006 05 01 at 10:17 AM • permalink

  28. This reminds me of an old joke:

    What would Thomas Jefferson say if he were alive today?

    Get me out of this box.  I ain’t dead yet!

    Posted by RK on 2006 05 01 at 10:18 AM • permalink

  29. Richard- You’re quite correct. It was Franklin who said exactly that in “Poor Richard’s Almanac.” That’s a quote.

    Posted by Donnah on 2006 05 01 at 11:04 AM • permalink

  30. “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all people are created equal, that they are endowed by Gaia with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, the pursuit of Happiness, and government-paid health care…”

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 05 01 at 11:15 AM • permalink

  31. “Whoa, check out Sally Hemmings! She is bangin’! Break me off a piece a’ that!”

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 05 01 at 11:17 AM • permalink

  32. Through some diligent websurfing I discovered this picture of Thomas Jefferson with his newly invented angle grinder online.

    Posted by kcom on 2006 05 01 at 11:18 AM • permalink

  33. Nice! The man was a genius.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 05 01 at 01:19 PM • permalink

  34. Thomas Jefferson did say that people who put words in his mouth to further their agenda was ok, though.

    At least they aren’t using the Abraham Lincoln quote from Star Trek or the fake Shakespeare quotes anymore. 

    You have to give them Brownie points for their ability to come up with new ones.

    Posted by zefal on 2006 05 01 at 08:38 PM • permalink

  35. I always thought it was “Strossen”.

    Posted by olly on 2006 05 02 at 12:22 AM • permalink

  36. #35:  You’re right - it is “Strossen.”

    Posted by Bruce Lagasse on 2006 05 02 at 03:16 PM • permalink

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