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The Melbourne Comedy Festival needs a new name.
"Comedy...can be used to highlight the problems. At the moment it’s hard to stand up there and talk about trivial matters when there’s so many serious issues going on. I thought if I could shed some light on those serious issues and get people talking about them, that would be good."
This guy sounds like a larf-a-minute. A real knee-slapper.
How about “The Melbourne Funny-Bone-Tickling, Wrist-Slitting Comedy Despair-O-Rama”.
THINGS have changed. If you’d asked someone 30 years ago what the future would hold, their list might have included: A) Personal hoverpacks; B) Roast dinner and vanilla ice-cream flavoured protein pills; and C) Silver unisex body-suits. If you ask someone today, the list is A) Global warming; B) Massive species extinction including the hideous drowning of all polar bears; and C) Violent, desperate, escalating wars over oil and water.
Actually, at VRWC HQ we’re using personal hoverpacks, protein pills, and those gawd awful body suits. Whoever came up with the latter should be shot. SHOT, I SAY. Talking about not keeping anything hidden. If it wasn’t for wearing my Masonic apron, or holding my clip board in front all day, I’d be walking around red face.*
As far as the latter three goes, we don’t give a shit.
______________________________* not intended as a racist remark with respect to our noble Native American brothers
Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 13 at 02:12 PM • permalinkA message to actors, singers, and comedians:
You are entertainers. Entertain us. Leave the heavy intellectual lifting to the pros. Please.
You wouldn’t want an organ grinder’s monkey to perform your bladder surgery, right? Right. So knock it off and learn your place before jugglers start lecturing about female genital mutilation while spinning chainsaws.
Laugh if you must, but at least someone is thinking about the Polar Bears.
Posted by Go Canucks on 2008 03 13 at 02:44 PM • permalinkTHINGS have changed. If you’d asked someone 30 years ago what the future would hold, their list might have included: A) Personal hoverpacks; B) Roast dinner and vanilla ice-cream flavoured protein pills; and C) Silver unisex body-suits. If you ask someone today, the list is A) Global warming; B) Massive species extinction including the hideous drowning of all polar bears; and C) Violent, desperate, escalating wars over oil and water.
Yeah, cuz 30 years ago everything was sunshine, unicorns and rainbows and that was reflected in the movies they made where the future was all blue skies and gumdrops.
Well, except for Dr. Strangelove, The Road Warrior, Fail Safe, Night of the Comet, Earthquake, On the Beach, every movie Charlton Heston was in that didn’t involve the Bible, etc., etc., et fricking cetera.Nope, nothing but sunshine and rainbows as far as the eye can see.
Taking off from Dave in #5, comedy is about laughter. If I wanted some twit pushing their social, economic, and political agendas on me, I’d listen to Billary and The Messiah™ rantings on TV. Or read Phat Phil, John The Jerk, or HuffPo.
That’s the left for ya, sucking the life and laugter out of everything, like some sort of metaphysical vampire. I just wish I could drive a stake through its virtual heart, and stop this endless drivel from dreary dweebs.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 03 13 at 03:26 PM • permalinkI blame Mort Sahl and the Flying Nun for this.
Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2008 03 13 at 03:33 PM • permalinkCallan has based his show on the philosophical “Doomsday Clock”, maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. The clock hands move ahead or back depending on the seriousness of humanity’s threat to itself. It’s now set at five minutes to midnight.
It used to be set according to the proximity to nuclear annihilation, but then the West won the Cold War and knocked the clock back to, like 2 p.m. or so.
So now it’s set according to “humanity’s threat to itself” which, you have to admit, is a loosey-goosey metric if ever there was one. Especially when you can move the minute hand closer to midnight just because some polar bear slipped in the bathtub and drowned.If you’d asked someone 30 years ago what the future would hold, their list might have included: A) Personal hoverpacks; B) Roast dinner and vanilla ice-cream flavoured protein pills; and C) Silver unisex body-suits
The author of this article must be awfully young. Thirty years ago the future was all about overpopulation, running out of fossil fuels and the Japanese taking over the United States one company purchase at a time. In short, the future looked like the present, writ large - just as it does now.
Wronwright, who’s your silver-bodysuit supplier? And do they make them in larger women’s sizes?
Posted by Sonetka's Mom on 2008 03 13 at 04:34 PM • permalinkHow about just winding the thing down and spending the money on one helluva party instead?
Posted by JJM Ballantyne on 2008 03 13 at 04:54 PM • permalinkTHINGS have changed. If you’d asked someone 30 years ago what the future would hold, their list might have included: A) Personal hoverpacks; B) Roast dinner and vanilla ice-cream flavoured protein pills; and C) Silver unisex body-suits. If you ask someone today, the list is A) Global warming; B) Massive species extinction including the hideous drowning of all polar bears; and C) Violent, desperate, escalating wars over oil and water.
Crap. If you’d asked the equivalent of this crowd 30 years ago what the future holds it would have been silent spring, the total depletion of the earth’s natural resources (including no oil) and the inevitable collapse of capitalism due to its internal contradictions.
1978? Luckily my family escaped in a balloon during the Carter Administration.
In the US, I remember the Cold War and the very real threat of Nuclear annihilation. Where are those worries now?
Oh yeah, Reagan vanquished them in the 1980s. AND turned the economy around. AND got the hostages released from Iran after 444 days, just by taking office.
1978 was the shits.
Has the Melbourne Choadmonkey Festival ever been funny?
Ever?
The same unfunny acts appear every year, year in-year out, and then go on to ‘star’ in the talent vacuum that is breakfast radio.
Posted by Jay Santos on 2008 03 13 at 05:49 PM • permalinkThis year’s gloomanddoomfest may be prophetically accurate. I predict the venerable Festival’s WORST year ever. I wonder if Melbourne Comedy will join the Melbourne Yarts in having to be bailed out by taxpayers?
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2008 03 13 at 05:55 PM • permalinkThe Comedy Channel needs renaming, too. Even the re-runs of Please Sir are funnier than their usual offerings. If it weren’t for South park, no-one would watch it.
BTW, they moved the Comedy Channel’s HQ to Melbourne. ‘Nuff said?
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2008 03 13 at 05:58 PM • permalinkHo fucking hum.
Yes Virginia there is a future. It’s the place where you busily edit from the historical record all the crap you’re spouting now.Posted by ooh honey honey on 2008 03 13 at 06:04 PM • permalinkRe-runs of Please Sir? Excuse me while I run to the kitchen and lock up the knives.
As for the new name, could they fit The Melbourne Predictably Leftist And Boring Yawnathon on to the marquee?Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 03 13 at 06:33 PM • permalinkOh Christ, you people are joking, aren’t you? Rod Quantock is still loose on the streets?
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 03 13 at 06:45 PM • permalinkHow about Obama’s pastor as a special guest star at Melbourne’s Moron Invitational? He could handle the clown acts all by himself (Rachel Lucas runs a great blog, incidentally; especially if you like your leftists cooked well done and covered in hot sauce).
A small mercy: Rod Quantock and Wendy Harmer are not appearing. That makes it funnier.
These po-faced youths could learn something from the pros. Rarely is funny, classy stand-up about topical issues. These boring idiots could use lessons from Jerry Seinfeld, Woody Allen, Steve Martin, Bob Newhart, Emo Philips, &c.
Posted by walterplinge on 2008 03 13 at 07:45 PM • permalinkI take it back. Apparently Quantock is featured. The humour quotient just fell 10 points to minus-15.
Posted by walterplinge on 2008 03 13 at 07:46 PM • permalinkTalking of Quantock, some Melbournites might remember Laugh Radio, a pilot AM station that regrettably never got a full license. It was great fun while it lasted—I still have my free CDs for joining (remainders, but what the heck). Back-to-back world class comedy 24 hours a day. The only low point was when Quantock was on. I switched to the ABC for better laughs.
Posted by walterplinge on 2008 03 13 at 07:51 PM • permalink...the performers at this year’s Comedy Festival are striving for social relevance
Oh dear, it seems that Oz is immitating Blighty.
If you should ever be in London and go to a “Comedian’s show” expect a American HateFest, just like in 1984. It is pathetic.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 13 at 08:25 PM • permalink#6 Bugger the Polar Bears ... if you dare!
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 13 at 08:28 PM • permalink@#9 Veeshir,
Those hippies just never die, they just tie-die:
<sarc>
Sunshine and rainbows are precious. We must preserve them before they are all gone.
</sarc>Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 13 at 08:31 PM • permalinkObviously, Dave hasn’t grasp the notion that people seek comedy to escape.
Hey Paco! Can that pastry guy you know send a Plantain Ala Creme Order for Dave. Luv ya, babe!
Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 03 13 at 08:32 PM • permalinkI saw that Mark Watson character in the linked Age article in an interview in UK lefty rag New Statesman some weeks ago. Stand-up Marcus Brigstock also has a regular - dull - column in the mag. Also Julian Clary, who adds to the diversity of the magazine by being their token gay person (though Clary can still be funny).
By contrast, UK right-wing magazine The Spectator features no stand ups, but its writers are far wittier and better, among them Boris Johnson, Jeremy Clark (Low Life), Charles Moore, and Deborah Ross.
How can this be? It’s almost like the Melbourne comedy festival is deliberately featuring second-listers!
I have bad news for them regarding The Future. It’s about ageing, experience, learning from it, and changing perspectives.
I’ll keep it brief:
David Mamet, Nic Cohen, Christopher Hitchens. How about that!On a more serious note, this quote really struck home -
The show is basically about desire, how in the West we’re manipulated to buy more.
It’s true. I am a victim! That 106cm plasma TV I’ve always wanted has now, after only 8 years, been manipulated down from around $A20k to below $A1500. They are relentless, and I am surrendering to this cruel manipulation!
Damn you, capitalist monsters!Looks like Watson associates with some of the best comics in the biz ...
Let’s face it, if the future were a holiday destination, the Australian Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade would have issued a high-alert travel warning.
Wokka wokka wokka! But seriously, take my wife… please!
Posted by blandwagon on 2008 03 13 at 08:45 PM • permalinkIf it wasn’t for wearing my Masonic apron, or holding my clip board in front all day, I’d be walking around red face.*
Not for nothing is his nickname in the steno pool “Captain Concave...”
As for the Melbourne thingummy, neither festive nor comic. Don’t you people have truth in advertising laws down there? At least tell me it’s in Melbourne…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 03 13 at 08:45 PM • permalinkI’m trying to be optimistic here, but western society is absolutely fucked. It’s dead. I no longer even yearn for beer. I throw myself at the mercy of gaia. Do your worst, you sad, patchouli soaked harlot.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 13 at 08:51 PM • permalinkMemo to Comedians:
Cut UP the arm - NOT across the wrists.
And remember - a blunt knife is dangerous knife, so make sure whatever you use is really sharp. I recommend a surgical scalpel as they are designed for the job and easily procurable.
And make sure the doors are locked so you aren’t interupted.
#26
The Comedy Channel needs renaming, too ... they moved the Comedy Channel’s HQ to Melbourne. ‘Nuff said?Even the promos seem to have gotten duller ... what’s happened to Melbourne?
Is it a Brackistan thing or summit? Wet blankets Tracee/Devenee, et al ...... even the studio audience ambience for Stand Up Australia! seems duller than Sydney’s was ...
Serious Q for Ozzies.
I’ve been to some parts of your great country. I understand that Melbourne is left central, as it were. Which is rightiest? Darwin, Cairnes, Sydney, Newcastle, Perth, Broome?
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 13 at 09:00 PM • permalink#59 holy crap Pickles. That should be [played in Melbourne.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 13 at 09:06 PM • permalinkI actually enjoy live theatre and comedy. But I live in Canada and so go very little to see such shows. Why? Because theatre and comedy have become dominated by leftist group-think.
It just isn’t funny or compelling anymore.
The comedian is simply a hate-fest compere. The play director is an agit-prop artist.
Why even bother to go to the comedy clubs or theatres? To receive your monthly quota of propaganda? I do not attend. Those who do are lefties wanting to be “in the trend” or, rather, to pick up on the latest politico-speak so that they can show who is in and who is out, just to be sure that they remain “in”. After all, they are stalinists.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 13 at 09:23 PM • permalink#63 Thankyou Pickles. Great one! This bloke should be given the order of Quebec Bloke
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 13 at 09:30 PM • permalinkI have recovered from my hissy fit. I jut remembered that i]Achewood is very funny. Suck my nuts, Gaia.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 13 at 09:41 PM • permalinkThe Melbourne Comedy Festival is just a way of showing all normal people that the ‘collective’ has a sense of humour. Mind you, with a few exceptions, I find most Australian ‘comedy’ rather immature and puerile, with the same old jokes on politics, religion etc, reworked ad nauseum and all terribly PC. Just look at some of the situation comedies on TV that have gone into the dustbin of ratings history. Not a patch on the Brits as far as humour goes.
Dolt’s sort of Climate Change website - seems a bit of a propagandist ...
What a palaver of pretentious, precious, preening pratts. How the fuck can anything featuring Rod Quontock be regarded as being relevant? He’s about as hip as dysplasia.
Jesus wept, in between the tedious has-beens (who weren’t that amusing twenty years ago) and the serious young insects who want to save the world, comedy now is beyond the joke. If I want to be lectured and hectored by an ill-informed mong with the dress sense of a pikey, the odour of a tip and the intellect of a goldfish I’ll get it free from the winos in the park opposite, not hand over beer vouchers to the yartz collective of Brackistan.
how’s this for a new name:- Closed Due To Lack Of Interest.
And don’t get me started on the tossers who attend these borefests and laugh like drains on cue to reassure their equally vacuous mates about how aware and outraged they are about every halfwit issue ever vented by some hippy dingbat who snorked up one too many lines of dumb dust. Fuckwits.
More of the Dolt’s AGW stuff ... is the Brackistan Gummint subsidising this ‘Piss-Christ’ kinda (shite)?
#76
Is this one of those taxpayer-financed affairs?
If it ain’t now, it soon will be, with this kind of offering!
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2008 03 13 at 10:43 PM • permalinkHope this off topic won’t be inappropriate. Many thanks to the Canadians that comment here. It seems your govt. has agreed to extend your Afghan deployment.This American appreciates it.
I realize that the Canadian forces have been involved in some tough fighting and have suffered some terrible losses. For all the pain that Canadian arms have endured they have visited 10 times that pain on the Taliban scum.It’s great to see our friends from the “True North” fighting at our side once again.
Of course ,the above applies to the Australians, British, Poles,Dutch, and Danes as well.Apologies, to the countries I left out.Perhaps even the French Foreign legion will join in soon. They’re not real Frenchmen so they’ll be pretty good in a scrap.
#81: That kind of thing is never O/T, Greene. God bless these heroes. I saw a video some time ago of a firefight in which Canadian troops opened a large, economy-size can of whup-ass on a Taliban camp at dawn. Beautiful!
Now, this really is O/T, but Crikey! Get a load of Client # 6.
What’s the betting some twat will do a routine about John Howard’s eyebrows?
I’ll bet my left nut that Waxboy, Woody Woodpecker and Captain Planet rate nary a mention- so predictable, so bereft of innovation, so mind-numbingly tedious- I’d sooner watch question time from the house of reps, there’s more gags.
There still are some funny bastards floating around (as linked by the inestable Pickles) but they would never score a gig at these public-fund hoovering borefests as they’re sexist, racist, unapreciative of diversity and multiculturalism, unconcerned about climate change and don’t give a royal rats ringer about the plight of the poor or the war against terrorism- in other words, they’re comedians rather than polemic pillocks.
#82 - Rotten luck to be caught dressed as a pimp.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 13 at 11:10 PM • permalink#82
Whilst playing hide-the-sausage with Zana Brazedick, he says he knows where Osama’s bin hiding ...Interestingly, money seems to buy you a better quality whore, but the clientele seems to remain constant.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 14 at 12:03 AM • permalink#45 I saw Billy Connelly when he last toured. He is one of the best comedians I have ever seen but when he tried to garner laughs regarding Australia’s involvement in Iraq the audience reaction went from a roar to a titter. He changed subjects seamlessly an went back to what he commentates on best, the human condition and the truly funny things about everyday life.
Apparently, the world’s top comedians are jetting in
Hm. That’s narrowed my choice of shows this year, that’s for sure.
Whoever does go the ComFest this year - do not miss Oliver Clarke. Satirises ‘70s TV show variety performers. Great fun.
Andrea Powell, very funny characters.
Might post more recommendations as they occur to me, if people want them…Perhaps it’s time for TimBlair:the Roadshow, with resident ringmaster Detective Paco!
Posted by carpefraise on 2008 03 14 at 01:16 AM • permalink#30 kae, comedy is definitely there - just got to know where to look.
See my post above. (Assuming we find similar things amusing that is!)
Posted by carpefraise on 2008 03 14 at 01:20 AM • permalinkHey! notice how “assuming” turns into “amusing” when you shift the “s” and “m”????
Just the theme for a comedy show called The Twisted Grammarian.
Posted by carpefraise on 2008 03 14 at 01:23 AM • permalink#92 Harsh Habib, but a fair comment nonetheless. The show did not touch on anything trendy left apart from the war on terror so we were spared any preaching. I would still pay to see him again as I have not laughed that hard since I first saw Flying High. This is probably more of a comment on my sense of humour than anything else though.
I saw Sean Hughes last year and would pay to see him again purely as his comedy is not based on trendy issues but on human nature. A truly funny guy and it was a pity that the audience, apart from being so slow that they got the jokes five minutes after the tag, numbered less than 200.
I can’t think of any Australian comedians that I would pay to see. I prefer my comedy to be like my religion, funny, irreverent and not political.
#96- What about this comedy duo? One’s got a routine where he consumes the most disgusting secretions, and the other one’s a one woman Kath & Kim impersonator- they’ve got a three year booking in Canberra, and they’ve got me pissing myself- every foreclosure, job loss and market contraction has me in stiches.
Going by the photo they think it’s a giggle an’all.
Favourite Aussie gag: Wayne Swan, Treasurer.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 14 at 02:06 AM • permalink#98 Funny you mention the Kath and Kim impersonator. She changes her twang to suit her audience. What a pro.
As for him, I was thinking of having drinking game where you have to have a shot of scotch every time he mentions working families. The only drawback I can see is alcohol poisoning in an extremely short time. the positive is that if I drink enough, even the Melbourne Comedy Festival might seem funny.
I like to take this opportunity to remind the comedy channel here in Oz that having some unfunny humpknuckle shout “COMEDY” every second adbreak doesnt make what im watching funnier.
The presenter dork they have for the channel is about as funny as a not very funny thing thats just lost its job, found out its wife is cheating on it, with another woman, has had its uninsured house burnt down, backed over his own dog, and has terminal gangrene of the goolies.
Hes the sort of knob that normaly becomes a DJ to annoy people.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 03 14 at 03:37 AM • permalink#92 Habib - What have you got against Pamela Anderson anyway?
She was an absolute goddess in Not the Nine O’Clock News (BBC early 1980’s), she’s relatively smart (some sort of Professor of Psychology.)
Oh, that’s right. She’s a Kiwi!
Sorry Habib.
#106- I rest my case.
NTNON was funny, but once again it was over 20 years ago- whatever happened to retiring gracefully, reputation intact?
Most of my humour is Marxist.
So why not the Grouchy Harpy Chico Festival.Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 14 at 04:43 AM • permalink109, Thats the pill. Retarded howler monkeys would be more amusing ad break presenters than those 2.
Quantock is still alive? That weird fungus on his chin hasnt eaten his head yet.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 03 14 at 05:15 AM • permalink#105
I like to take this opportunity to remind the comedy channel here in Oz that having some unfunny humpknuckle shout “COMEDY” every second adbreak doesnt make what im watching funnier.
The Comedy Channel’s self-promotional stuff absolutely sucks balls. Virtually every other channel can come up with amusing self-promotional material for their shows, even the Lifestyle ones. Heck, I get a chuckle fromo the ads for Dexter, and that’s about a serial killer - the shows way funnier and smarter than anything Comedy could create on its own.
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2008 03 14 at 05:47 AM • permalinkFound Quantock amusing the first couple of times I saw him. But he quickly grew tedious and then irritating.
Quantock is not alone is being an unfunny and annoying comedian, far from it. I mean who can forget John Walker as John Howard on Full Frontal? Just about everybody. And what about Wendy Harmer? Doesn’t anyone have the heart to tell her?
#112 Pog (didn’t I command that you to turn that into Sha)ria, PS was much more cultured and appreciated than was PA, whose two major claims to fame were evident. As Habib says, she’s an idiot.
Yes, you can keep your bloody goat, allright?
"The media will be falling all over themselves to promote these snake oil salesmen, of course, so we have that to look forward to.”
Comedians? Close, but no Groucho Marx cigar. Follow the link to see who the ABC presented today in a quite UNcritical way.
More Veterans Against The War, or more MacBeths Who Come To Dunce-Inane?#120- Ever catch Time Gentlemen Please? It was a real hoot, particularly Phil Daniels as the filthy, flatulent barfly Terry. I particularly enjoyed the Guv’nor’s tirades about the French, and his latent homosexuality.
#82 Of Client #6, the hooker said she liked her men in flashy capes, and with big tassles.
Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 03 14 at 11:49 AM • permalinkWell this was what
AshleyKristin wanted...rich and famous. She’s going to be richer. She’s got the famous down.Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 03 14 at 11:54 AM • permalinkIn Defense of the People’s
Titling Committee for the
Melbourne Comedy Festival:What would you title
A dreary snore-fest
Where left-wing clichés
Are duly expressed,
And boredom is such
That every guest
Wears his or her own
Black suicide vest?Titles aren’t easy
To write on request,
But Melbourne implies
That it’s self-impressed;
Lastly, the ghastly
Term Comedy Fest
Warns the poor victim
That he’ll leave depressed.The globe was so warm-"How warm was it?!"-Not only did polar bears drown, so did George Bush! HAHAHA! *cheers, whistles, applause* It’ll be a smash.
Posted by dean martin on 2008 03 14 at 05:54 PM • permalinkLyle, yes, it’s that old Ministry of Truth thing that the left can’t shake. Comedy Fest is suicidally depressing, while serious entertainment is laughable.
I don’t know about y’all, but I’m registering “Fisting the Soul” right now for when I get around to starting my band.
Posted by WingDynasty on 2008 03 14 at 05:58 PM • permalink#131 - Thanks, but not so soon after lunch.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 03 15 at 12:16 AM • permalinkTraceeeee’s an idiot!* Did she get offended by the ad that obviously spawned that one, which targeted males and suggested they should look after their “little fella”?
*Okay, redundancy noted, once again.
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2008 03 15 at 12:48 AM • permalinkFor the Commie Fest I would, if I could, apply Laura Ingraham’s title for her Dixie Chicks skewering: “Shut Up and Sing"-- with one small alteration:
"Shut Up"
Posted by MentalFloss on 2008 03 15 at 01:34 AM • permalink#131
Damn, that was a frightening thing to see when I scrolled down to here.
Does that looneeee woman get paid by the word to ramble on like that?
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 15 at 01:34 AM • permalinkPamela Stephenson has an impressive screen presence. And considering that she even demonstrated that presence with Sir Les Patterson no less, in Les Patterson Saves the World, that should be good enough for any Aussie…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 03 15 at 07:11 PM • permalink#136
Yes an impressive screen presence.
Pamela Stephenson is in full “bbl bbl bbl” mode...
Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 16 at 01:32 AM • permalinkWow. Traceeee would have had a meltdown if she’d seen the NSW RTA speeding motorists small penises campaign…
Posted by TheRealBigAl on 2008 03 16 at 11:26 PM • permalink
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