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TIP OF THE REPUBLICAN GAYBERG

Dr Howard Dean—with an assist from Iowahawk—reaches out to non-Democrats:

We would like to take this opportunity to start a dialog with you, the conservative “values voter,” by addressing an issue of vital importance to all of us — the growing Republican homo menace.

If’n you ain’t clicked already, click now.

UPDATE. In other US political developments: vote for Meryl Yourish!

UPDATE II. Natalie Solent predicts:

The Democrats will gain control of the House of Representatives more narrowly than most people think. Scarcely any change in the Senate.

I think she might be on the money. Then again, my election predictions are notoriously glum and wayward.

Posted by Tim B. on 10/19/2006 at 10:44 AM
  1. I’m staying home on election day because I need to replace the Confederate Flag on my pickup truck.

    Posted by Some0Seppo on 2006 10 19 at 11:30 AM • permalink

  2. Darn you Tim Blair!  I just came over to post an O/T on this.  Maybe the best Iowahawk ever.

    I’m staying home on election day because I don’t want to miss the hard liquor and handgun nite at our church!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 10 19 at 11:58 AM • permalink

  3. I’d vote for Meryl Yourish in a heartbeat, if I were in the right state to vote for her.

    I won’t be staying home on election day, because I’m pretty sure I can vote and still squeeze in my quilting bee, barn-raising cookout, squirrel-trapping, and negro-oppressing.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 10 19 at 12:05 PM • permalink

  4. The “I have, in my hand ...” line was an especially nice touch.

    I’m staying home on election day because even the Democrats haven’t yet figured out how to have non-Americans vote when they’re not actually on American soil.

    Posted by PW on 2006 10 19 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  5. Hang loose PW.  They’re working on it.  They already found a way to stop Americans who had voted while not on American soil. If they can purge military ballots in Florida how hard could your situation be?

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 10 19 at 12:18 PM • permalink

  6. That should read absentee military ballots.  Sorry, just ever so sorry.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 10 19 at 12:20 PM • permalink

  7. Sweet Jesus!  Half my lunch is now on my keyboard.  I gotta learn not to read Iowahawk with food in my mouth.

    And that thunmbnail of Howie Dean: just what is HE planning on doing with his finger??

    Posted by Tex Lovera on 2006 10 19 at 12:40 PM • permalink

  8. I’ll be voting on election day, too. Of course, I live in Rahm Emmanuel’s district in Illinois, where voting for a Republican brings new meaning to the word “futility”. But if all those people in Iraq and Afghanistan can risk their lives to vote, then the least I can do is cast a ballot as well.

    Posted by Urbs in Horto on 2006 10 19 at 01:08 PM • permalink

  9. We know that your number one concern of is the safety of your children—whether they are plucking their banjos on the back porch, speaking tongues to snakes at Jesus Camp, or torching crosses at your local Nascar racing contest.

    “Dick Armey”? You do the math.

    Pure Iowahawk gold.

    We won’t be home on election day so are voting absentee (although on the one hand I’ll be glad to be far removed from all the hub-bub, I will miss the opportunity to watch lefty heads exploding on the 8th should the Dems fall short). My Republican congressional representative doesn’t need my vote to win, so he won’t be getting it because I don’t like him (no one in that particular race gets my vote). I’m not casting a vote for Governor either (Ahnold also doesn’t need my vote to win). And, God’s honest truth, I don’t even know who the GOP has running against Senator Feinstein. California Republicans consistently put up the most pathetic Senate candidates imaginable—they can’t even come up with someone who can beat that idiot Barbara Boxer.

    I haven’t got a clue where all the chips will end up falling, but I’m not so sure that the Dems should count on the apathetic, sit-this-one-out conservative voter. Take a look at this Lucianne comment thread. Lucianne’s regular commenters are by and large conservative and many are associated with the religious right. They consider this election to be of the “broken glass” variety. Rush Limbaugh of late has been pounding pretty hard on “cut ‘n run” Republicans. I think that when push finally comes to shove, the GOP base will rally because if they don’t, the result will be too horrible to even contemplate. At least I hope so.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 10 19 at 01:33 PM • permalink

  10. Gotta keep control of the House.  Senators are too full of their own self-importance to put forward legislation for the good of the country, because they confuse their own good with the good of the country. 

    Still, even if the Dems get a 10 seat majority in the House, there are a good many who represent conservative districts (like Gene Taylof) for the moonbats to go completely wild.  I would expect that at least five or six members of the House Democratic caucus would regularly cross over and vote with Republicans on issues of real importance.

    Posted by 68W40 on 2006 10 19 at 01:46 PM • permalink

  11. I’m with Urbs essentialy.  I will be voting absentee.  My vote won’t change any races for sure.  Gov is a lock.  Senate is a lock.  I can’t vote early and often enough to overcome my little Che-lite Rep.

    But I am not a cut and run conservative!! Too many people have put too much on the line for me just to sit and do nothing.

    I’m seriously considering sending a little missive to Howie entitled;

    DIDN’T WORK.  BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 10 19 at 01:51 PM • permalink

  12. Probably will add the following;

    SOD-OFF SWAMPY!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 10 19 at 01:54 PM • permalink

  13. Hey, Urbs in Horto, lil’ Rahm is my rep, too.  (It could be worse - we could have Red Jan Schakowsky).  And yes, between him and Governor Hairhelmet, voting does seem like a fool’s errand. 

    However, I will be trudging out to cast my ballot against these nimrods (or, in the likely case of Dem candidates running unopposed, just leaving the ballot blank).  I’m a big believer that if you don’t vote, you can’t bitch.

    Posted by Percy Dovetonsils on 2006 10 19 at 02:40 PM • permalink

  14. Hmmm.

    1. Personally I’m not voting Republican this election because the Republicans haven’t earned my vote.  If they want my vote then they need to actually do their frigging jobs.


    2. Gayberg?  ROFLMAO!

    Posted by memomachine on 2006 10 19 at 02:46 PM • permalink

  15. Don’t be glum! The Democrats won’t take control of either house. Here ars two reasons:

    1) Dick Morris says they will

    2) This election would be a golden opportunity for a real political party, but we’re talking about the Democrats.

    Posted by tim maguire on 2006 10 19 at 02:51 PM • permalink

  16. If the Democrats do win a majority, we can look forward to such adventures as having Alcee Hastings as the chair of the House Intelligence Committee.

    Posted by 68W40 on 2006 10 19 at 03:08 PM • permalink

  17. 91B30, could we then change the name to the House Non-Intelligence Committee?

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2006 10 19 at 03:20 PM • permalink

  18. I live in Meryl Yourish’s state and I am voting for her.

    Posted by Larry G on 2006 10 19 at 04:19 PM • permalink

  19. I just heard that the two interstate highways that go through Richmond (the capital of Virginia) are closed down because President Bush is coming for a George Allen fundraiser.  People in downtown office (as well as many others) are quite pissed off about this.  Another reason to vote for Yourish rather than Allen or Webb.

    Posted by Larry G on 2006 10 19 at 04:52 PM • permalink

  20. Tim:  Prime Minister Latham thinks the world of your electoral predictions.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 10 19 at 08:17 PM • permalink

  21. #‘s 16 & 17

    I fear that you may be forced to change the name of that committee to “treason on the march” as there will be so many national security leaks coming out of it you may need one of those super computers to keep up with them.  The NYT and the WaPo are probably drooling right now.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 10 19 at 09:24 PM • permalink

  22. I’m staying home on election day cause that’s the day my sister promised to give me her virginity. Besides, I already voted in 1980.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 10 20 at 09:40 AM • permalink

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