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TILT! TILT FOR THE SEA BEASTS!
Nothing inspires compassionate head-tilting more than a war of liberation. Nothing, that is, except for whales:
He’s almost at the 45 degree optimum tilt.
Teach your children well, as a band of useless hippies once advised. And if you can’t, teach them to tilt.
Now that’s a power fist!
Tilt on, doobie-loaded Tilt Mon!
Note to newbies: it’s you who must tilt, not your sign.
Can’t tilt? Then yell! Whales love it.
Compassion is best signalled by a lateral tilt.
Tilters in love!
It is possible, evidently, to tilt and be cool.
(Via reader Tim M.)
Hmmm.
And if you’re an attractive young woman, with obvious appendages, then please hold the sign BELOW the breasts.
Thank you.
The Management.
Posted by memomachine on 2005 06 09 at 01:16 PM • permalinkWhat am I missing? I thought it was the Japs were 86ing the big beasts. Is it Koreans instead? Are those dirty Koreans killing Moby Dick? If so, where can I buy whale meat here in Seoul, ‘cause it is oh, so delicious.
Signed,
Ignoramus
Posted by Tommy Shanks on 2005 06 09 at 01:22 PM • permalinkSave the whales. For dinner.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 06 09 at 02:07 PM • permalinkI still like “Divert Iraqi Oil into the Whale-Infested Oceans.”
Posted by John Nowak on 2005 06 09 at 03:17 PM • permalink“No whaling”?!
Ever?
Only a Sith deals in absolutes!
Posted by Crispytoast on 2005 06 09 at 06:19 PM • permalinkCompassionate head tilts are all well and good, but even Admiral James T. Kirk knew that saving the whales meant talking softly and buzzing whalers with a captured Klingon Bird of Prey.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 06 09 at 07:32 PM • permalinkAndrea, #7 - got any cooking tips? I’ll trade you my nana’s recipe for stewed wombat.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2005 06 09 at 08:09 PM • permalinkIf you do it right, you’ll get a tilt in return.
I wish the left would get some consistency on all this!!
At a council meeting I went to on Wednesday night an ALP councillor voted against starting a petition to stop commercial whaling with some reasoning that he had happily eaten dolphin when he was an exchange student in Japan.
He he he! This has been one of my old favourites for aggravating lefties. Telling them you’d like to taste whale meat. No better way to get that “I hate this RWDB opposite me” look.Posted by Hank Reardon on 2005 06 09 at 09:05 PM • permalinkHank, I love your approach! I like to point out that telling the Japanese and Norwegians what they can and can’t eat is a great example of western cultural imperialism. Works a treat.
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 06 09 at 09:15 PM • permalink나는 외국 바보 이다.
The above is what these wankers should have on their signs. (“I am a foreign fool.”)
Posted by Tommy Shanks on 2005 06 09 at 09:37 PM • permalinkHelp yourself PW!
I like to follow it up with something like:
“imagine the reaction if Hindus decided they were so offended by westerners eating cows that they decided to set up an International Commission on Bovines which used emotional blackmail to ensure other countries did not consume beef products”
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 06 10 at 12:22 AM • permalinkHere’s a pretty good tilt on a bloke who’s just snared a nice cryovac pack of Humpback haunch. Yum!
Only a Sith deals in absolutes!
NOOOOOOOOOO!! to whale hunting!
Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2005 06 10 at 11:10 AM • permalinkI wish everyday was Make-Fun-of-the-Compassionate-Head-Tilt Day!
Posted by tachyonshuggy on 2005 06 10 at 11:19 AM • permalinkMy Presbyterian Korean wife did an enjoyable double-take at the sight of those signs. She’s trying to explain the Korean pun about whales and circumcision in the signs now, slaughtering the joke with her Konglish.
Posted by The Sanity Inspector on 2005 06 10 at 10:27 PM • permalinkWhat does it say in the corner of the little girl’s sign?
Green Feces? [need glasses…]
Posted by madawaskan on 2005 06 12 at 01:20 AM • permalink
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Man, the n00b is too stupid to get a real haircut even, look at those bangs, worst I’ve ever seen, I’d be ashamed to go outside.