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Richard Kastelein, co-founder of the Atlantic Free Press - motto: “hard truths for hard times” - can’t cope with the relatively simple truth that an alleged plastic turkey wasn’t plastic. Faced with this turkular inconvenience, Kastelein blocks comments, bans IPs, and threatens to destroy hard drives.
The plastic turkey Must Not Be Questioned.
The last time I was caught questioning a turkey, I was told to sober up and serve it to the guests.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 02 03 at 12:47 PM • permalinkBorrowed legitimacy and rhetorical fraud are a hallmark of people like Kastelein; adopt a name like “blah blah Free Press,” implying that all other press is unfree in some imagined totalitarian state (some of these people just never got over reading 1984 when they were sixteen - the doomed paranoid hero pose becomes their default persona for life), while hoping that just uttering the word “free” over and over will cover their own censoriousness and dream of vilifying every ideology that opposes their own. It’s not a lie, after all, if you believe it yourself, to the very core of your existence.
Posted by rick mcginnis on 2007 02 03 at 01:10 PM • permalinkAnd BTW - if Kastelein is such a web geeenius (this last word has to be spoken in a Wile E. Coyote voice), then why doesn’t he know that all you have to do is hit refresh after getting the 404 FORBIDDEN message to see his fatuous little site. GEEEEEnius!!!
Posted by rick mcginnis on 2007 02 03 at 01:13 PM • permalinkUshie: they’ve blocked direct links from this site. You have to copy and paste the link in the address field of your browser to get to it.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 02 03 at 01:24 PM • permalinkRefreshing doesn’t work with Firefox though.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 02 03 at 01:25 PM • permalink#11: That’s ok, Ushie, I visited their site so you wouldn’t have to. Just another anti-American, anti-zionist, anti-Bush, poor-little-Muslims discount outlet of stale lefty propaganda. I’m not at all surprised that they’re banning commenters; the Left isn’t really interested in freedom of expression, or freedom, in general, for that matter. It’s all about power and forcing people to get with the program, whether the issue is the war against Islamofascism or global warming.
Note that they’re one of Google’s “news sites”. Most of their stories are opinion pieces, not factual reports, which appears to be against Google’s statements of who they pull from.
They also had a story about “Race Hate Towards Muslims”. Can anyone explain how the hell “Muslim” is a race? Is “Catholic” a race?
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 02 03 at 02:51 PM • permalink"Catholic” is not a race because it’s Christian and Euro-centric.
“Muslim” is a race because it’s not Christian and non-European.
/Leftie talking points.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 03 at 03:12 PM • permalink#16 Paco, currently on my cd player is an absolute gem: Marine Corps Cadence Hip Hop Vol 1 of all things.
It doesn’t have that cadence on it - I’ve been gypped!
If Paco Jnr doesn’t have a copy of it already, I suggest you get him one post haste. It seriously kicks arse!
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 02 03 at 04:20 PM • permalink#20 Arbed: As a matter of fact, I believe he does have that CD (he picked up that one, plus a CD of the traditional DI cadences when he was in boot camp).
Got a call from him yesterday, from Camp Geiger, where he’s currently in Infantry School. Said he spent the worst week of his life out in the field, cold and wet through to the skin. Said he’d rather have gone through 13 weeks of boot camp all over again. We sent him some hand and foot warmers. He has hopes of becoming an “assaultman”, which, I believe, is the guy who handles the rocket launcher.
Oh it gets better…
Dick:
I am one.
Don’t believe me?
Don’t you know the Dutch are clever? You really should not be fucking around with your computer at work you know.
Could get you in trouble.
Let’s start here.
Information related to ‘###.###.#.# - ###.###.###.###’
...
...
...inetnum: ###.###.#.# - ###.###.###.###
Murph:
Wow man, you can do an IP lookup. Really scary stuff that. Next you’ll be pinging me. Where will it end?
As with any population, I don’t doubt that a significant proportion of Dutch are intelligent. A cursory knowledge of the history the Dutch people tells me that there certainly are many intelligent Dutch people.
You, self-evidently, do not fall into that category.
My employers appreciate my work and are well aware that their employees spend break time surfing the internet and checking webmail. They are reasonable people. Reasonable enough to care less about my posting a link to a New York Times article, than a complaint by some foul-mouthed, fascist, self-regarding nobody who makes criminal threats to destroy their property.
So. Here’s the deal. If you complain to my employers, I will, in turn, complain to the relevant cyber-crime authorities in the UK, Netherlands and US juridictions, as well as to Google.
Conversation over.
But Dicky didn’t get the message and continues puffing up his pigeon chest whilst simultaneously wussing out on hacking me. Yes. All the hallmarks of a leftist; a loud mouthed, angry little man, all bluster, no substance :
Well,
You’re right, I don’t know how to hack your computer. I only went to DNSStuff to trace your IP.
Go ahead and tell Scotland Yard. Waahh… he… he… he… threatened me. I am sure they will laugh you out the door - especially since it was a Barclay’s work station - which I assure you is not hackable.
Now… Let’s move onto your employers.
I already have the London IT contact I need for [your employer]. And because you are such an ignorant fuck who doesn’t know how to keep his pie hole shut.
I think I might very well send them a note.
[Your employer] might be hearing from me. And I am add how you hang around Timblair.net half the day - as is evident by the multiple kudos to “Andy”. It won’t be hard for them to calculate how much money they have wasted on your lapdog “I will get Kudos from Timmy boy if I spread my cheeks for him” hunts for bullshit to put on his frontpage.
I can also prove to [your employer] - the link to my site from Blair’s with has Kudo’s to you.
The I will CC all your colleagues and let them know who is the idiot who abused and fucked up the the ‘lounge on the net’ time for everyone that your employers so gracefully give you.
Go ahead and call the cops.
You Dumb Fuck.
And don’t bother emailing me back.
de’ Kastelein.
As if my employer would give a flying root. CC my colleagues? What? All 10,000 of them?
Honestly, what a childish dickhead.
Now, why does this guy remind me of “Ironed Mike” Hudson? I dunno.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 02 03 at 05:57 PM • permalinkProxied Link which will take you there, even from Tim Blair as a referring site.
Really, this is too easy. I’m a Rocket Scientist, and this isn’t Rocket Science. What a Twit.
It’s amazing how snippy these guys get when they’ve been caught being fakes. The reaction brings back fond memories of the argument of a three-year-old. Deny Deny Deny! And yell about things not being fair, accompanied by the usual foot-stomping rolling-on-the-floor fingers-in-the-ears while screaming LA LA LA LA gig. I’m surprised no one here is convinced by this argument.
I can also prove to [your employer] - the link to my site from Blair’s with has Kudo’s to you.
And anyone following the link from here will get a 404 error. So what will it prove?
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 02 03 at 06:52 PM • permalinkYep. He’s a berk alright.
Regardless, I can’t believe he thinks that anybody’s employer would give a rats arse. They’ve got more important things to do than help out some Dutch blowhard trying to settle a score.
Similarly, the UK cops wouldn’t care about a complaint from me unless he actually did something. But that’s not the point, because he backed off and panicked like the little poofter he is.
paco wrote:
He has hopes of becoming an “assaultman”, which, I believe, is the guy who handles the rocket launcher.
Can he make an appropriate “muahahahahaha!” laugh while holding the launcher?
That’s important, or should be. :-)
Posted by Patrick Chester on 2007 02 03 at 07:17 PM • permalink"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism (as long as you don’t dissent against me).”
Posted by Jim Treacher on 2007 02 03 at 07:24 PM • permalinkBlair news it’s gutsy and it’s good!!!
Today’s Blair news is sponsored by Islamic Australian pensioners Insurance agency for the over 55 year old Islami Jihads here, and wait there’s more if you don’t blow yourself and others up here in Austrlia you’ll receive a futher 30% discount off your car insurance.Islamb Australienne Surf Life Saving Burqinni-female rescue Cronulla services.
and Government funding, what else can we say! We have to make up pretend jobs for these Islamites.
Paco Jr is just discovering life as an Infantryman. Hard cold, wet hungry and miserable or hard, hot, thirsty and miserable.
The hard slog is punctuated with jewels like blowing stuff up with anti tank rockets, lighting up the night sky with tracer ammunition and occasionally getting to ride around in the back of armoured vehicles.He will love it.
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 02 03 at 08:42 PM • permalink"He has hopes of becoming an “assaultman”, which, I believe, is the guy who handles the rocket launcher.”
Lefties can only listen to Bruce Cockburn songs and dream. Guys in the Corps can really go out and make somebody pay.
Posted by Ernst Blofeld on 2007 02 03 at 10:07 PM • permalink#46, Paco:
The hand warmers are, I suppose, examples of the “obscene amenities” derided by Barkin’ Arkin, but I’m sending them anyway.
Yeah, you’re just pandering to him, trying to lift his misery and all. Infantry are supposed to have frozen hands and feet--helps ‘em to fight better, right?
The only thing obscene that I can see is allowing any thought of that unspeakable creature anywhere in mental proximity to those of your son--or any troop. Cut him from your consciousness.
And, as always, thanks for the updates about Paco, Jr. He is often in my thoughts.
#48: Bless you, Salty, you are a dear girl.
Naw, I’d never mention Arkin and his prose puke to Paco, Jr. As I’ve said before, when you look at the bravery and self-sacrifice of our glorious troops, and contrast with vicious, vacuous swine like Arkin, you’d think we were talking about two entirely different species.
#47: You said it, Ernst.
If you use Firefox, download the “Prefbar“ plugin, which has an option to turn the referrer on and off as well as a bunch of other useful stuff.
Useful if you want to visit a site without indicting from whence you came. Unless you’re a 31337 hax0r d00d like Murph’s new Dutch friend.
#48 I thought frozen hands and feet led to frostbite, gangrene and amputation of said extremities??
Seriously, though, I’m with Salty, and I reckon the rest of us are, too.
Paco jnr is one of the fambly, and we always like to hear the news of goings on involving our younger members.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 02 03 at 11:36 PM • permalinkPosted on wrong thread
Keep it up and you might find yourself with a dead hard drive.
All great webmasters were once great hackers.
Try me.
What a miserable fuckwit. Just the threat is an offense, at least in this country, and I’ll doubt you’d have to search far to find someone who would argue that the threat was made in this country, even though the miserable fuckwit crim is in US and the victim is in UK.
Quite right too. Anyone who makes a sleazy threat like that should be prosecuted. Extradict the fuckwit.
#10, #50
there is a little extension for firefox called RefControl, it gives you the option of blocking, forging, or a custom referral ie http://www.nicesiteFuckhead.com on a site by site basis.
Posted by stahlblume on 2007 02 04 at 12:17 AM • permalinksorry didn’t know it would parse that as a link!
Posted by stahlblume on 2007 02 04 at 12:18 AM • permalinkPaco—that’s not a rocket launcher, it’s a door knocker. Are we talking about the Israeli knockoff the Corps uses, the reusable launcher with the sealed round? The SMAW?
Your boy’s running around with Secret Jew Rockets! Good for him!
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 02 04 at 12:40 AM • permalinkmike hudson, ed kociela or richard kastelein?
anyone?Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 02 04 at 02:56 AM • permalinkmurph: Tell him you’re using a proxy and your sooper-sekrit IP address is 127.0.0.1. Dare him to trash the hard drive of the computer using that address.
He might fall for it, or he might not. You never know.
Posted by Patrick Chester on 2007 02 04 at 03:11 AM • permalink#52 Nilknarf Arbed -
Paco jnr is one of the fambly, and we always like to hear the news of goings on involving our younger members.
In case anyone is interested in my son, Sheridan, he just won 2nd place in a floral arrangement contest. He should have won 1st place but his friend Percy stuffed his submission with exotic orchids. Where does one get orchids in the middle of winter?
Sheridan, of course, is crushed. His mother is considering calling for an investigation over it.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 02 04 at 09:17 AM • permalink#61 Wronwright, that is a dreadful thing to happen to Sheridan. Good luck with the investigation, and sending many warm fuzzies to try and cheer up your lad.
And where can I get a Secret Jew Rocket? One of those might be good for Percy, too.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 02 04 at 05:09 PM • permalink
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That’s certainly a rather fragile “reality” he’s set up there.
What a twat.