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THE PEOPLE, AS USUAL

“The mask is peeling off,” points out Margo Kingston. “What will the people think now? When they see Howard will they see themselves, or someone else entirely?”

I … DON’T … KNOW!

Posted by Tim B. on 06/15/2005 at 11:41 PM
  1. You mean Margto ?

    Posted by Nic on 2005 06 16 at 12:46 AM • permalink

  2. It’s About the Values of Liberalism, John

    I think these would make about as much sense:

    It’s About the Hole in My Shoe, John
    It’s About the Space for Rent in My Head, John
    It’s About Time, John

    Try for yourself. It’s fun!

    Posted by Dr Alice on 2005 06 16 at 01:11 AM • permalink

  3. When I see John Howard, I am looking at another person.  Take that as read.   He is not me, right?

    What am seeing though? 

    Closing my eyes ...  I am still seeing that lawyerly looking guy with the coiffed eyebrows.

    Am I seeing ‘someone else entirely’?  Eyes closed ... try a funny hat, Karl Marx beard, dreadlocks, duelling scar ... damn.

    Posted by Inurbanus on 2005 06 16 at 01:28 AM • permalink

  4. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

    See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

    I’m crying.

    Posted by goldsmith on 2005 06 16 at 01:35 AM • permalink

  5. Please, margo, keep the face on.

    Posted by W i l l i a m on 2005 06 16 at 01:37 AM • permalink

  6. Mirror,mirror on the wall,
    who is the fairest one of all
    Well it aint Margo -ergo John Howard.

    Posted by crash on 2005 06 16 at 01:39 AM • permalink

  7. Margo is wearing a mask? Bet I know where she picked it up. When Fairfax finally get around to firing her sorry arse, she can hire on at the Sydney Opera House- they’ve got a vacancy for a phantom.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 06 16 at 01:57 AM • permalink

  8. How about the intro.

    G’day. This is a version of the column I wrote last night for tomorrow’s Northern River’s Echo. The paper’s editor has kindly given me permission to publish it on Webdiary today.

    So the Echo prints yesterdays news while web diary gets a head start on tommorrow’s.  Time travelling Margo!

    Posted by noir on 2005 06 16 at 02:43 AM • permalink

  9. She travels by re-tardis.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 06 16 at 02:51 AM • permalink

  10. Jeez, that Margo can write or what?

    Posted by Hanyu on 2005 06 16 at 03:04 AM • permalink

  11. o/t- ex mediawatch exec producer slags Gerard Henderson.Name of David Salter.
    touche- Salter says of Henderson that despite his faith in free market forces,he considered himself immune from the commercial realities of the media and “he’s just another hack filling up all that empty space between the ads. Like the rest of us.”
    Well of course producers of mediawatch (a) have a hatred of conservatives (b) don’t have to bother about those nasty,dirty,commercial realities, being exorbitantly funded by the unwilling taxpayer.(c)and by the bye David - you’re way below his class.

    Posted by crash on 2005 06 16 at 03:20 AM • permalink

  12. “...will they see themselves, or someone else entirely?”

    Jeez, that’s like saying the Boston Red Sox will win the World Series, or else some entirely different team will win it.

    And people actually get paid for writing that kind of drivel?

    Posted by David Crawford on 2005 06 16 at 03:40 AM • permalink

  13. Margo sets very high standards for masks.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 06 16 at 04:41 AM • permalink

  14. Nic wrote:

    You mean Margto ?

    Secret, secret. Margo’s got a secret?

    Posted by Patrick Chester on 2005 06 16 at 05:13 AM • permalink

  15. Margo writes for Northern River’s Echo

    Hello lo lo lo lo

    its Margo go go go

    Howard is wearing a mask ask ask ask

    Bush is a chimp imp imp

    Its all lies eyes eyes

    They’re coming to take me away way way

    To the funny arm arm arm

    Hello lo lo lo lo

    its Margo go go go….....

    Posted by rog2 on 2005 06 16 at 05:41 AM • permalink

  16. “What will the people think now?”—I know, I’ll tell<i> them what to think!  Then they’ll think like me!  I’ll rule Australia!

    Posted by Baby M on 2005 06 16 at 06:01 AM • permalink

  17. Once again we hear the cry that the people must be protected from the nasty State.
    Like all before her, Margo forgets that the people she wants to give protection to are representative of numerous others who will come later, if the bar is lowered. Ask any honest asian resident if we are too soft. They will tell you that we will be taken advantage of in no uncertain terms, because if it can be done, it will be done.
    Margo and her fellow loons seem to be blissfully unaware of just how tough it is, how competitive it is to make a life for yourself in many overpopulated countries to our north. They would love to be told that if you can get here, by whatever means, you have a much easier wicket to bat on.
    Margo also fails, like all before her in this argument, to give us a vision of the other way of protecting our country against the determined undermining of our sovereignty by illegal immigrants.
    The left are the flab which will destroy our healthy country, if we allow them to.
    Australia is still blighted by a group of naive children of some yesteryear ideology, rooted in class warfare, and determined to win - but failing to see that the game is no longer the same.
    The ALP and the union movement are pretty much irrelevant. Unless Margo and the rest of the so-called intellectual anacronies smarten up they will be too.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 06 16 at 06:08 AM • permalink

  18. I’ve got anachrophobia.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 06 16 at 06:18 AM • permalink

  19. o/t -ALP sen Robert Ray and another labor candidate fighting an undignified battle to determine which gets a trip to a U.N. gig.Ray went last time,new guy(can’t remember his name) is challenging for the role.

    Posted by crash on 2005 06 16 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  20. If I see myself does that mean John is my father, or does it mean that by killing him I kill myself?

    Damn that Yoda, I mean, Margot, why can’t she just spell things out.

    Posted by HC44 on 2005 06 16 at 09:52 AM • permalink

  21. Who’s the nuttier Margo, Kingston or Kidder?

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 06 16 at 12:07 PM • permalink

  22. What I want to know is, when is Margot going to put a mask ON? To borrow from the great Wodehouse, she looks like ” a slab of damnation”.

    Posted by paco on 2005 06 16 at 01:54 PM • permalink

  23. My grandson was scared of Halloween masks until I took him in the bathroom and showed him his own painted face in the mirror.  What do you suppose Margo would do if shown her own (real) face?  I bet her reaction would be a scary sight.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 06 16 at 07:11 PM • permalink

  24. Blogstrop said, “Margo and her fellow loons seem to be blissfully unaware of just how tough it is, how competitive it is to make a life for yourself in many overpopulated countries to our north. They would love to be told that if you can get here, by whatever means, you have a much easier wicket to bat on.”

    Exactly. I deal with many young Asian couples professionally and in that group getting ‘PR’ (as they call it) legally is a very high priority. PR (permanent residence status) is their holy grail obtained, as I deal with them, via a spouse or prospective spouse visa. Getting PR is difficult and time-consuming and they have to jump through hoops.

    And they are welcome. They are all tertiary educated and keen; they will make a valuable contribution to the economy.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2005 06 16 at 07:43 PM • permalink

  25. Walterplinge, I was very close to a chinese girl who was here completing a MBA and amongst her crowd one of the in-things was to get your PR so that the Australian government would heavily subsidise a post-grad degree and then they’d take off to American where it was worth some real money.

    Nice people an all but it’s a shame immigration can’t weed out the bad seeds.

    Posted by HC44 on 2005 06 16 at 08:38 PM • permalink

  26. HC44 - how did that work? I’ve just completed an MBA (Deakin) and I was paying $1,850 a unit. I don’t see much of a government subsidy in that. (And I’m born and bred here).

    As far was I was aware all my Asian fellow post-grad students were paying top-whack.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2005 06 16 at 10:46 PM • permalink

  27. Not her degree Walter, nor MBAs in particular. But if an immigrant makes PR then for education purposes are as Australian as anyone else and can take advantage of the schemes are available to residents (I believe). For post-grads that means subsidised and you have PELS which is basically HECS for higher degrees. Surely most resident post-grads are not paying top dollar in the same way that non-PR full fee paying students do.

    Posted by HC44 on 2005 06 17 at 12:47 AM • permalink

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