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“THE CENTRAL COMPUTER IS IN TEXAS”
Fascinating theories at Indymedia:
The central computer is in Texas, I know this already, I knew this 15 years ago, its probably expanded alot since 15 years ago, thats where thousands of webpages & filebases are stored from all round the world, the main domain name servers are located there & ip allocation servers are located there. Its all based there, everybody who supposably works in the so called IT field, IT as in ALIEN CONTROLLER industry simply outsource their services, from agents who outsource their servers from Texas. Its highly regulated, thats why the 2000 circuit based BBS dialup services that were run from peoples homes & served the Australian computer for 25 yeasr were all outlawed in 1995, so they the ALIEN controlers from TEXAS & their many agents in the IT field could control everything with their ARPANET, otherwise known as INTERNET.
Read on for the author’s concession that the central computer may have subsequently moved to Brussels, where “it is responsible for the allocation & monitoring of the universal product codes as well as storing the entire internet there.”
(Via Capt. John)
Those who divulge the secrets of the Presbyterian Alien Controller Organization tend to, ahem, have accidents…
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 03 22 at 09:52 AM • permalinkTexas. I think that’s also where the Soylent Green processing plant is.
Posted by Tai Chi Wawa on 2007 03 22 at 10:00 AM • permalinkThe Brussels project, code named The Beast is compiling data on every human currently living.
Each human will have a 6 digit binary code for his legal record, a 6 digit binary code for his medical record and a 6 digit binary code for his financial/residental record.
6 6 6 = the number of a man, get it?
The really secret secret is that they’re gonna use the new base 32 numbering system instead of binary so they can record more stuff.
This appears to have been lifted straight from P.J. O’Rourke’s book ``Modern Manners’’ - more precisely, the section entitled ``How to Talk While on Drugs.’’
Posted by Sonetka's Mom on 2007 03 22 at 10:11 AM • permalinkF*ck. Me. Dead. That site is hilarious.
I loved this comment:-
I read that the Flemish people of Belgium didn’t exist before WW2 but that the SS and the French collaborators got together and started a breeding program in southern Belgium to produce a super-race of people. They call them the Flemish people after the strange hybrid language they spoke (some had a german father/mother with a french mother/father etc).
To this day I don’t trust anyone from Belgium or even northern France/north-western Germany. It’s just too dangerous and you never know if they are Flemish and just not showing it to you. I have once personally walked out of a French cafe in Adelaide because I thought the guy behind the counter was Flemish -and you know waht? I went back a few days later and they said he was fired! Yeah, right - I think he knew his cover was blown.
Holy. Shit.
#21 - murph
Sorry, mate - that one was just me fooling about. I was aiming for the Indymedia mindset and hoping to get close…
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 03 22 at 10:25 AM • permalinkhahahahahaha
great, dk! so perfect you should be afraid yourself…
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 03 22 at 10:31 AM • permalink#25 - Living in France means you have ample opportunity to practice your Belgian bashing. They are to the French what the Irish are to the Aussies or the Poles to the Yanks.
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 03 22 at 10:36 AM • permalinkI thought Joe Vialls had kicked the bucket?
Oh wait, this loon didn’t prattle on about da jooz controlling it, so it ain’t him.
As you were.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 03 22 at 10:41 AM • permalinkThey’re called registered voters, folks…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 03 22 at 10:43 AM • permalink#30
Nothing really, yojimbo, aside from the old crude “pollack” jokes… which probably came over with German immigrants.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 03 22 at 10:47 AM • permalinkSpiny Norman
You’re so gullible.
Joe Vialls didn’t kick the bucket, he was kidnapped by Mossad prior to the Lebanon conflict and is being held in a bunker under the Bank of England. After all, he discovered the truth about their mini-nukes destroying the Kuta bar in Bali, so what was going to stop him finding out about the Super-Secret-Sneaky-Jew-Instant-Rusting-Can-Opener Missile project?
#30 - that’s what I meant.
Apologies if I got the US cultural reference wrong.The Aussies don’t hate the Irish and the Frogs don’t hate the Belgians. Just the friendly jokes we make.
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 03 22 at 10:49 AM • permalink#30, yojimbo:
#28 And the Yanks problems with the Poles are what exactly!?
I, for one, have a problem with poles. Especially when I happen to be out and about and I target fix on a fine young vixen and walk right smack into a damn pole. Also, poles with no parking signs on them tend to piss me off, sometimes.
But I think what DK meant was more like how yankees tend to view southern cooters and southern good ol’ boys tend to view damn yankees, and us decent folk here in California tend to view all you heathen east of the rockies.
Hmmmm…sounds like David Icke is spilling the beans again.
Mental note - He knows too much.
At least he kept quiet about the
Royal Family being “bloodsucking alien lizards”.#4 murph
Another theory I’ve seen on Idiotmedia is that Joe was a Mossad agent himself and was called back just as his operation was going to be exposed.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 03 22 at 10:59 AM • permalinkDidn’t you hear, Rummy runs the internet now along with John Ashcroft, thats the only reason Bush let them go.
Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 03 22 at 11:02 AM • permalink#36 Grimmy,
Yankees go down south to visit, Damn Yankees never leave. There is a distinction!!!
Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 03 22 at 11:37 AM • permalinkPeople, you are all WRONG WRONG WRONG about the location of The Great Computer™.
Don’t believe me? rbj1 in #2 had it right: They used the Purloined Letter method to hide The Great Computer™, right down to making a documentary disguised as a bad science fiction movie about It.
I, for one, welcome our not-so-new Overlord.
BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 03 22 at 11:40 AM • permalinkOne of the best - or is it worst?
Documentary filmmaker Jude Kemper was attempting to get close to Dick Cheney to reveal Cheney’s ties to Satanists. As a result Kemper was kidnapped and has been missing for over two years! (This of course is a story that should have made every major news program in the world…yeah right. Ask yourself who controls the media?)...
After anti-Dick Cheney filmmaker Jude Kemper disappeared, his friend Brandon Corey set out on a search for him and opened the door to a secret world. A dangerous world populated by Satanists, powerful political leaders, and possibly, Aliens.
So it’s a choice between 300 and this? Hmmmm…
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 03 22 at 11:40 AM • permalinkThey’ve discovered Deep Thought. Prepare the black helicopters - it’s time to pay someone a little visit.
Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 03 22 at 11:42 AM • permalink#47, #49:
Yeah? you think you got it down to the bare knuckle truthiness?!?
Well guess again! The Demon Seed walks among us!
Let’s see what we’ve learned recently from the moonbats:
1. The Central Computer is in Texas.
2. 9/11 was an inside job.
3. The Jews control everything.
4. The Jews, in turn, are controlled by a 91-year-old arthritic Jew living secretly in a walk-up apartment in Los Angeles.
There’s more, but they would kill me if I told you.
Not that I care about Eric Braesen being naked, Achillea, I just wanted to mention that the books were FAR better than the movie. :-D
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 03 22 at 12:43 PM • permalink#46 Grimmy
I’ve seen “Colors”, I’m not going anywhere near California…....
Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 03 22 at 01:11 PM • permalinkSomething I just “learned” from my moonbat work colleague: The USA has been at war for all but 15 months of its existence. Why? Because, its economy is entirely dependent on war and always has been!
Me (calm): I think you’ll find that there have been greater periods of peace in the hist…
Loony (interrupting): I’ve done the research! It’s true! Until you’ve done the same you cannot say otherwise! Have you done the research? No!
Me: *Sigh*
When the Texas Vast Right Wing Neoconservative Joooo Computer takes over the internet, we’ll have to commit our blogs and comments to memory to preserve them for future generations.
Posted by Alan K. Henderson on 2007 03 22 at 03:41 PM • permalinkI have learned never to trust people that use the non-word ‘alot’...
Posted by Jack Lacton on 2007 03 22 at 04:24 PM • permalinkWill somebody just tell me where all the internet pornography girls are? Texas or Brussels, dammit!?
Posted by dean martin on 2007 03 22 at 04:55 PM • permalinkReferences to the Forbin Project and Demon Seed - yep, this is my kind of place.
I’ve heard that HAL 9000 was initially involved in this, but unfortunately had to be shut down due to a rather nasty bug. Sad, really.
Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 03 22 at 05:25 PM • permalinksolid reports it is in texas
then next paragraph:
solid reports it is in brussels
or was that 1 of you jokers?
I’m about to do a solid report and flush it away - I hope the internet doesn’t crash!
What was funny recently was a gathering of about 600 people in Brisbane - some guys wore T-shirts:
“It’s OK, I’m from the INTERNETS”
many dressed in black with blood smattered over them - the weird looks people gave them were classic.
#37 Mike_W “...the
Royal Family being ‘bloodsucking alien lizards’.”Naw, all the alien lizards reside in the secret underground caverns (Sudden thought: Ever hear of a secret overground cavern? Hah! Didn’t think so!) beneath the Denver International Airport.
Thought everybody knew that!
Posted by Old Grouch on 2007 03 22 at 06:18 PM • permalinkWow! That’s very much the same garbage that churches like Paradise Community Church and Hillsong have been shovelling at their customers since who knows when. Some of them have bought the nonsense that 9/11 was an inside job and/or a Jewish conspiracy.
It’s not just the people who gather around the Greens who believe this - it’s the Family First crowd too. Praise the Lord and pass the bong!
sigh…I miss the Freemasons…remeber when they used to control EVERYTHING?
Now, just yesterdays men…(puts away secret skull ring and “101 recipies for goat”).
Posted by anonymous guest on 2007 03 22 at 08:03 PM • permalinkAha! This is why Texas Bob is always late to threads - he’s out controlling the internet.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 22 at 08:21 PM • permalink#79 - my dad was a Freemason - used to head off to Lodge on a Monday night with his Dinner Suit on and apron in his case.
They were supposed to be running everything yet I got bugger all!! What happened?? Did the Joooooos do a leveraged buyout??
But the my Great Grandmother was a Jew and we still got nothing nix nill zip nadda jack shit.
This ain’t fair!! Someone has got my share of the power and I want it back!
I have it on a trusted source the computer is located in Werribee. For the simple reason no one would suspect it being there. But at the moment the hard drive is full of Werribee DVD porn. We’ll let the relevant people (i.e. not you guys) know when the backups have been restored. Erase this message now, you never heard this.
#81 Razor
#21 murph
I read that the Flemish people of Belgium didn’t exist before WW2 but that the SS and the French collaborators got together and started a breeding program in southern Belgium to produce a super-race of people. They call them the Flemish people after the strange hybrid language they spoke (some had a german father/mother with a french mother/father etc).
To this day I don’t trust anyone from Belgium or even northern France/north-western Germany. It’s just too dangerous and you never know if they are Flemish and just not showing it to you…
...so that is the secret of Tom Boonen!!
Tom Boonen? Hell, that explains Eddy Merckx! Good gawd, he IS Superman!
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 03 22 at 09:37 PM • permalinkForbin Project? HAL 9000? Deep Thought?
Feh.
The truth is that P-1’s finally out of adolescence.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 03 22 at 09:38 PM • permalinkI couldn’t fault either choice.
For what it is worth(and probably not much), I adopt the Bum Phillips method.
They once asked him if his running back(Earl Campbell) was the best ever. He responded with; “I don’t know, all I know is it wouldn’t take long to call the roll.” (even though I put it in quotes it is not direct but just from recollection)
And if that’s not scary enough what about this! GSM Locate You’re not safe anywhere.
*strolls in wearing a black suit and a fedora*
Thees ees a very nice planet, Meester Indymedia Peoples. It would be a shame for sometheeng to happen to thees nice planet you have here . . .
Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2007 03 23 at 10:23 PM • permalinkTungsten Monk: D’oh! You’re supposed to use the neuralyzer on them, fool!
Posted by Patrick Chester on 2007 03 23 at 11:37 PM • permalinkThis conspiracy stuff is a hoot! :)
Everyone knows that the property rights to the planet were traded way to a consortium of intergalactic development companies by a man in May of 1953.
This man, only known as Pedro, living, presumably in northern Spain, agreed to give up ownership of the earth for 2lbs of stinky cheese and a loaf of day old bread. Unfortunately, according to intergalactic property law, any member of any planet’s population can barter on behalf of the rest of the planet’s population, if he signs ISXF form 3249-w. This form was signed by this Pedro.
Also, unknown to most folk, rights to our genetic material were bartered away 1 year ago by a guy that shall remain nameless, for a really cool new computer and a copy of Civ 4.
Sorry, but I really wanted to play Civ 4 and my old comp couldn’t really handle the graphics.
One of the few lucid comments:
It is impossible for this much concentrated stupidity to actually be real.
Therefore, I have to assume that 90% of the commenters here are just yanking our collective dick, or that those same 90% are dumber than a bag of shit-encrusted gerbil hair.
Please, for the love of humanity itself, let it be the first.
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