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Damien Haining reveals his brilliant counter-terrorism plan in the Baltimore Chronicle:

Finally, we could check the bank accounts of known terrorist financiers and confiscate their funds. This is the real way to defeat terrorism.

But, but ... doesn’t poverty cause terrorism? Haining, according to the Chronicle, “writes from a small town near Melbourne, Australia.” The Chronicle will publish anyone, just so long as they aren’t too bright.

Posted by Tim B. on 08/25/2005 at 11:45 AM

  1. And what do we do about the unknown ones?  And would this guy have confiscated Saddam’s funds? How?  Maybe we could just drop the 82nd Airborne into Geneva or Berne and grap up all the loot?  Or is it in offshore accounts.  What a maroon.

    Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2005 08 25 at 12:54 PM • permalink

  2. “And what do we do about the unknown ones?”

    Why, we just confiscate everybody’s money! It’s the Treasury’s new motto: Confiscate everyone’s account; let God sort ‘em out.

    Posted by paco on 2005 08 25 at 01:05 PM • permalink

  3. How long before the neocoms (that’s neocommunist, son) would start screaming that Adolph McChimpyBurton was stealing the hard-earned funds of innocent people who haven’t been tried and convicted of terrorism?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 08 25 at 01:20 PM • permalink

  4. Stop making fun of him!  His plan could save us “gerzillions”!

    Posted by dorkafork on 2005 08 25 at 01:36 PM • permalink

  5. Would that mean confiscating UN money?

    Posted by Jungus on 2005 08 25 at 02:37 PM • permalink

  6. Let me offer up a quote from Taradise in which Tara Reid, everyone’s favorite drunk-on-her-ass boob-exposer, meditates on how to fix this horrible terrorist thingy:

    TARA: I wish all the mean people, if you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we’d have no terrorists left. Like, don’t kill innocent people for no reason. It’s not fair. We love everybody. We’d even like them if they said they’re sorry. It’s not fair that innocent people are getting hurt. It makes me sad. [pouts]


    I wouldn’t mind a little piece myself, Tara. And a little more tit, if you please.

    Posted by ekw on 2005 08 25 at 02:55 PM • permalink

  7. So is this guy an Aussie or an American…he refers to “we” repeatedly in his article.  The royal “we”?

    The ole Baltimore Chronically Insentient….they never printed one of my rebuttals about our favorite poser, but did fwd them on to him.  so much for journalistic integrity…..who owns the paper?

    Posted by duh on 2005 08 25 at 03:32 PM • permalink

  8. AFAIK, “known terrorist financiers” have long had their bank accounts in the US frozen—so this “plan” is operative, and for some years now. Glad to learn that “a day late and a dollar short” is considered path-breaking!

    Posted by Forbes on 2005 08 25 at 06:41 PM • permalink

  9. So if we didn’t go to places like Iraq and Afghanistan there would be no suicide bombers?

    How does he explain the suicide bombers who murdered nearly 3000 people in New York and Washington?

    Blankout!!

    Posted by amortiser on 2005 08 25 at 07:07 PM • permalink

  10. Widow1—Of course Ward doesn’t believe you.  He never saw any of that stuff when he was kicking Charlie’s butt in Suttgart during Tet…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 08 25 at 08:04 PM • permalink

  11. And smart bombs for the stash under the mattress.

    Posted by HC44 on 2005 08 25 at 08:08 PM • permalink

  12. Oops, sorry, wrong thread.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 08 25 at 08:41 PM • permalink

  13. I have this great idea to stop homegrown Islamist terrorists.

    End the “welfare” state.  Look up “homegrown” terrorists and their supporters and see how many are living off the backs of others.

    The biggest Terrorist funder (in the UK at least) is the Government!

    Posted by Rob Read on 2005 08 26 at 07:29 AM • permalink

  14. good article in this week’s spectator about the evil alliance between marxists & islamofascists in europe

    Posted by KK on 2005 08 26 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  15. Cancel their frequent flier miles, too.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 08 26 at 02:40 PM • permalink

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