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Respected tacher Nick Dyrenfurth just sent me another legal threat. Apparently I have until 9am Monday to comply with his comment-removal orders or he will soo me for awl mi munny.
(As a general rule, it may be assumed that legal threats delivered after midnight have not followed serious litigation advice from an actual lawyer. I’d counsel other bloggers not to be alarmed by such threats.)
Being but a poor academic, I doubt that he can afford a lawyer, in which case his brief will go nowhere. Courts are very particular about spelling, formatting, and accuracy in general, so if Drearyforth attempts to write the complaint himself, he’ll probably wind up trying to replevin comments stolen by Tim Lambert, or maybe accusing Tim Blair of character “assignation”. The firm of Paco, Paco, Paco & Paco continues to believe that this litigant’s threat is just so much brutum fulmen.
I love this shit! Can we get a 9am countdown clock put up on the site or something?
Posted by James Waterton on 2006 07 17 at 11:55 AM • permalinkHave punched in all of most of THE Nick Dyrenfurthisms, into Paco’s Patented Word Search Formulating And Level of Illteracy Machine, based on an undisclosed floor, in an undisclosed location in and or around the U.S. National Security Agency.
The answer just did arrive, handed to me by A male and A female, dressed in nondescript clothing, with panty hose portions covering their faces.
As I opened this double sealed envelope, using real seals….I could see the ‘agents’ eyes, close to narrow slits….mainly because I had just farted. AND man, it was a ripper.
The answer is…Wht teh fkcu is tihs illterit, takling abut?
As THE head of the highly secretive Paco’s Patented Word Search Formulating And Level of Illteracy Machine Ladies and Gentlemen! “Ladies and Gentlemen! There you have it: scientific, lab-tested evidence that Dyrenfurth is a dyslexic academia nut!!
Has spkoen.
Please do remember the motto of dyslexia…Dsylecxis Of Teh Wrold, Untie.
First, Nick needs to get a life. Then he should get a clue.
Finally, he needs to get a dictionary. Or use a spell checker.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 07 17 at 12:36 PM • permalinkI think there’s a loophole. Is the legal threat or writ, or whatever, made out to “Tim Blair” or to “Horatio Moondog IV”? You might be able to get out of this unscathed, Horatio.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 07 17 at 12:46 PM • permalink#12: 9:00 a.m. Berlin time? Ooooooo!! Andycanuck: unindicted co-conspirator!
#15: Paco, will you marry me?It’d be an honor, ma’am. But although my wife’s pretty broadminded, she ain’t quite as broadminded as all that.
Motion before the house: that we officially style ourselves, henceforth, as “Comnent Dogs”.
Thanks for the warning, paco, but I’ve got some armed maple trees around the house to take care of anybody trying to serve papers on me. I just wish I still had the birch, but it was too unstable even to use as a watch-tree.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 07 17 at 01:39 PM • permalinkHmmmm.
@ Tim Blair
Dear Sir,
Your continued use of the letter “u” deeply offends me and is evidence of a dangerous predilection towards potential for possible violent thought against my family. I cannot allow this to occur so you can consider this a legal statement from a lawyer, regardless of whether or not it is so, and thus be bound by it no matter what that icky paco says.
So remove all instances of the letter “u” by midnight or face the Wrath of Skeletor!
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lol.
Posted by memomachine on 2006 07 17 at 02:30 PM • permalinkDon’t you think you are all being overly nasty to ND?
Just how well could you spell and know the laws of the land when you were 12?
Hmmmmm?
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 07 17 at 03:51 PM • permalinkWas that 9AM this morning or some sort of business 9AM like the Rove indictment? I mean, you don’t seem to be very clear on this.
9AM your local time, or 9AM GMT? On some specific Monday? Or just some Monday.
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2006 07 17 at 04:08 PM • permalinkTo all comnent dogs: You wiped the brilliant wittism I had invented for the occasion from my mind and forced me to concentrate on not peeing my pants instead. It was the most brilliant thing I would ever had said if you hadn’t done this to me. I hope you are ashamed.
Because of this insulation to my disputation as a respected comnent dog miselves, I plan to sew all yall.
Tim, I’m sure with about 6 minutes to go you are trembling in your boots.
Posted by Hank Reardon on 2006 07 17 at 06:55 PM • permalinkThere was a story yesterday that Uni lecturers can’t teach, or at least have not been taught to teach see: Lecturers
Posted by WeekByWeek on 2006 07 17 at 07:50 PM • permalinkI think he’s being counselled by the law firm of Yellowtail, Shiraz and Syrah…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 17 at 08:04 PM • permalinkThe threat was delivered after midnight? Nick’s reading speed is down there with his spelling.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 07 17 at 09:11 PM • permalink#30 & #36
I assumed the same. Perhaps Nick Dyrenfurth is so serious about his impending legal action that he wanted to give Tim no choice in avoiding being sued by making his deadline one that had already passed.
Personally I’m hoping Nick keeps the threats coming. I’m always optomistic that somebody some day will provide me with more mirth than Thom Lyons and his legal threat antics.Posted by Hank Reardon on 2006 07 17 at 09:29 PM • permalinkSo, rather than providing an intelligent response to putdowns of the socialist agenda (I know: an impossibility), the guy threatens a lawsuit over a completely misunderstood comment. Is this the best the Left can do nowadays? These clowns are beyond parody.
Posted by Tommy Shanks on 2006 07 17 at 11:00 PM • permalinkHeaven forbid these academicians ever had to survive in the real world.
Posted by Tommy Shanks on 2006 07 17 at 11:59 PM • permalinkPW — Because of the International Date Line, the deadline is two weeks from last Thursday… unless this is a leap year.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 18 at 12:36 AM • permalinkWasn’t it Patrick O’Brian who wrote that life as a schoolmaster unfitted one for the company of grown men?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 18 at 10:45 PM • permalinkFer chrissake, TB put us out of our misery. Are you in the slammer, or not?
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 07 18 at 11:20 PM • permalink#45 SCD
Wasn’t it Patrick O’Brian who wrote that life as a schoolmaster unfitted one for the company of grown men?
I don’t know about O’Brian but my dad used to say that the problem with a school teacher is that he is a man amongst boys and a boy amongst men.
I suspect we are seeing something of that with little Nicky.
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