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The Boston Herald’s Virginia Buckingham:
Joe Wilson lied. Karl Rove didn’t.
Quite so. Interestingly, even ultra-leftoid Alexander Cockburn is now encouraging a move away from Rove-obsession:
Thank God Rove is not to be indicted, so the left will have to talk about something else for a change. As a worthy hobbyhorse for the left, the whole Plame scandal has never made any sense. What was it all about in the first analysis? Outing a CIA employee. What’s wrong with that?
Rove has swollen in the left’s imagination like a descendant of Père Ubu, Jarry’s surreal monster. There was no scheme so deviously diabolical but that the hand of Rove could not be detected at work. Actually, the man has always been of middling competence.
That’s what he wants you to think. Fooled again, leftsters!
#1: I certainly hope he has an army of bodyguards and a very tall fence around his house.
Heh. He does, but the bodyguards are our people and the fence is made of balsa wood.
Joe Wilson is slime; in fact, I believe he is a mutant variety of the plasmodial slime mold: “enormous single cells with thousands of nuclei. They are formed when individual flagellated cells swarm together and fuse. The result is one large bag of cytoplasm with many diploid nuclei.”
Yep, one large bag of blow-dried cytoplasm. That’s Wilson, all right.
Rove has swollen in the left’s imagination like a descendant of Père Ubu, Jarry’s surreal monster. There was no scheme so deviously diabolical but that the hand of Rove could not be detected at work. Actually, the man has always been of middling competence.
He orchestrated the election of a smirking chimpanzee to the most powerful position on the face of the Earth. Not once but twice.
That’s middling competence? Oh Cockburn isn’t even trying.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 06 16 at 11:31 AM • permalinkHe orchestrated the election of a smirking chimpanzee to the most powerful position on the face of the Earth. Not once but twice.
Course, he had a lot of help. We henchman, minions, rogues, and scoundrels (the classes of RWDB below full member) aren’t here just to fill up a party room, you know.
(I think I’ll zap Cockburn with the orbital laser, I’m sure Karl won’t mind).
Posted by wronwright on 2006 06 16 at 11:37 AM • permalink
He orchestrated the election of a smirking chimpanzee to the most powerful position on the face of the Earth. Not once but twice.Course, he had a lot of help. We henchman, minions, rogues, and scoundrels . . .
W-a-i-t a minute. According to the Rovian evolutionary scale, then, if George is a chimpanzee, that makes me a . . . looks it up on the chart . . . a ring-tailed bandicoot! I thought I had at least advanced to lemur status.
Leave Alexander Cockburn alone; he’s only doing Lord Rove’s bidding. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.
Posted by Randal Robinson on 2006 06 16 at 12:00 PM • permalinkThat Obi Wan cliché has been around for decades, but that is one of the finest uses of it I’ve ever seen, DocMike.
Fine job!
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 06 16 at 12:49 PM • permalinkThe American Left: Not merely crazier than middle aged fat men in Sailor Moon costumes. Crazier than Alexander Cockburn.
That ain’t easy, folks.
Posted by P. Froward on 2006 06 16 at 12:56 PM • permalinkWhen new depths of crazy are plumbed, they’ll be by American (I use the term advisedly) Lefty moonbats.
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2006 06 16 at 01:04 PM • permalinkEver notice in the Star Wars movie, that the aliens who could not be influenced by Jedi mind tricks looked a lot like a Republican curmudgeon.
#5. wronwright:
oh! oh! Hit him with the soccer fan mind beam one!! Have it dialed up to hooligan!
No, no… hit him with the “Carb” setting and dial it up to “Phillip Adams”...
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 16 at 08:03 PM • permalinkJoe Wilson has always seemed to me a symbol of political corruption and slease in the CIA, and that he would prove a gift to the Republicans.
Seems to be coming true at last, but the lawyer expense is terrible corruption in itself.
The Dems are really scraping the barrel if they ever thought Wilson was an antidote to their Monica-taint.cuckoo — leans over and pencils in ‘12’ with a finepoint Sharpie marker You know what to do…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 17 at 01:15 AM • permalinkLong ago stopped listening to the mad Cockburn and his anti-semitic colleagues, but he has, finally, hit on the vast irony that the Left has allied itself in this war with the organization that it considered the very heart of Satanism for the last 25 years.
Just proves that the Democrats will drop any principle for the one thing they care about most: protecting government employees from any form of accountability for their miserable performance.
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Actually, the man has always been of middling competence.
Is this foofy dog dissing our Dark Master? Disrespecting our Lord Karl Rove? And by extension, all of us loyal RWDBers? I certainly hope he has an army of bodyguards and a very tall fence around his house.