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My valued advertiser at left might need to update that script:
US pop singer Pink has backed down from her call to boycott Australian wool over animal cruelty claims, admitting she failed to fully research the issue.
If there’s one thing the compassionate celebrity class is known for, it’s failing to research the issue. Wonder if PETA will pull their ad …
The HoWARdian fascists have crushed Pink’s dissent! Waaah!
Come on. You know someone will say it.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 01 16 at 10:14 PM • permalinkAnimals would be far better off without lunatic organisations like PETA, which exist only to give nutcase human-haters a little anthropomorphic catharsis.
Back in the real world, in between donating to donkey shelters, fostering greyhounds, carting irresponsibly bred stray kittens off to animal refuges and rescuing winged magpies, I shake my head in frustration at the sheer scale of publicity that airhead Z-grade celebrities attract for their stupid, ill-informed, dangerous ideas.
Celebrities should shut up and concentrate on the things they do best: recording sex tapes of themselves (which can then be leaked onto the net by ex-lovers) and posing nude for men’s magazines when their careers stall.
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 01 16 at 10:34 PM • permalinkUS pop singer Pink has backed down from her call to boycott Australian wool over animal cruelty claims, admitting she failed to fully research the issue.
Pfffff. This is the problem with EVERY left wing celebrity.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 01 16 at 10:42 PM • permalinkWe need to recruit more actively for the “Political Actors and Celebrities Organisation” where the celebrity pays fees which are, to be frank, unreasonably high, then has a meeting with Wronwright to be allocated a pet cause, then goes to a meeting with MarkL and has their VRWC mind control chip installed.
You know the ones I’m talking about, like the one’s controlling Clint Eastwood and Bruce Willis.
#14: That program’s working pretty well, in most cases. But not always. When MarkL tried to install a mind-control chip in Alec Baldwin’s brain, it died of loneliness. Same thing with Jane Fonda: he inserted the chip, and you could hear the clacking noise it made as it fell on the floor of the empty cranium.
Give us back our butts, PETA! Err, so to speak.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 01 16 at 10:57 PM • permalinkThat’s what you get for ramming ideas down throats, Pink…..
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 01 16 at 11:16 PM • permalink#21, good point! I kinda had Scarlett Johansson in mind when I wrote it (which seems to happen a lot regardless of what I’m doing these days).
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 01 16 at 11:24 PM • permalink#25 - I am also struck with Scarlett fever. Topical creams have only exacerbated the situation.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 16 at 11:31 PM • permalinkUgly, stupid and utterly talentless. Nature can be so cruel.
Posted by Daniel San on 2007 01 17 at 12:21 AM • permalinkIf Pink wanted to champion ‘two causes with the one stone’ she could try to stop this outrage.
#10 geoff
“Why would you not spend a few minutes researching the issue? Check out in particular the other side of the story?”
But then we wouldn’t have had all that fevered discussion about holes in tops of ambulances or plastic turkeys or gorbal wormenising or ....?
Heaven help us if leftoids actually thought and investigated and all that .. what could we talk about
Before peta stuffs up my downunder tour
And ovine bodies rottin’ are dumped at my door
I’m sendin’ out the message so the Aus- tra-liens
Won’t be throwing dags at my Mercedes Benz
I got no i-dea, when it comes to mulesing
I fell for peta’s lies if you know what I mean, oh
I’m comin’ down
So i better do this peta parting
I’m comin’ down,
So i better do this peta partingPosted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 17 at 05:13 AM • permalink#14 Penguin -
We need to recruit more actively for the “Political Actors and Celebrities Organisation” where the celebrity pays fees which are, to be frank, unreasonably high, then has a meeting with Wronwright to be allocated a pet cause, then goes to a meeting with MarkL and has their VRWC mind control chip installed.
What I want to know is where do those fees go? I haven’t received jack for my ardent efforts and everytime I inquire into it, the higher ups at Political Actors and Celebrities Organisation tell me that “administrative expenses” have resulted in their being no net profits, as yet.
I happen to know MarkL and my efforts brought in well over $20 million in 2006. (Our Operation Red Cups was very popular, as well as our Plether Not Leather and Not in My Name! campaigns). And yet we show no profits????
Posted by wronwright on 2007 01 17 at 06:00 AM • permalinkEntertainers invite ridicule by attaching themselves to political causes. Most people assume that they do so only to ingratiate themselves with the ignorant young, and to show that their radical edge has not been blunted by all the money. I make an honourable exception of the BNP ballerina, because she was “outed”
#48. Wronwright.
As I am very new to this game, I am not privvy to even the outermost workings of PACO Industries. The last time Mr Paco came down onto the factory floor for a pep talk to the troops, I was too nervous to ask anything.
Lucky I went with my gut feeling, ‘cause this one other guy, a young uppity chap - I’m sure you know the type - asked whether we could combine our two 30 second breaks per day into a one minute break at lunch time.
Well it seemed to me like even the clocks stopped ticking! But Mr Paco just smiled and said, “well… sorry, no you can’t son, but I can tell you that you just got yourself promoted onto special projects.
He hasn’t been seen since. But his car was towed away before the end of the day.
Man, I just work here….
#48: Heh. You should always ask for a percentage of the gross, man, not the net. Remember that next time your contract comes up for review, in . . . March of 2028, isn’t it?
#54: Don’t think you haven’t been noticed down there on the factory floor, Penguin. You’re doing a fine job. Keep up the good work, and before you know it, you’ll be promoted to Lance Corporal, Shop Vac Brigade.
I’m shocked! I would have expected and uneducated pop singer with a lop-sided head to have conducted thorough, quality research. What went wrong?
Posted by Shaky Barnes on 2007 01 17 at 10:11 AM • permalinkGood Lord! Does NO ONE remember what happened the last time we let wronwright deal with PETA celebrities?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 01 17 at 12:05 PM • permalinkOh good lord. And all along I thought that was lost in the mists of time.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 01 17 at 01:27 PM • permalink#58, wronwright:
I know it’s not my place to make suggestions pertaining to the personnel and management of your fine organization, but…
Maybe if richard mcenroe was made chief of security for video archives… you know how it is, make the best digger responsible for any dirt that gets displaced from the hole where it belongs.
Wonder if PETA will pull their ad …
Never! They must continue to speak
truth...er, speak, um… something or another to Blog Power!Posted by Major John on 2007 01 18 at 02:36 AM • permalink
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And just by shear coincidence she is about to tour Australia. Amazing.