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STOP HIM BEFORE HE CHILLS AGAIN
John in Toronto emails: “The Al Gore coldening effect worked like a charm up here. The creep came to town last month, and it wound up being the coldest February in 28 years!”
As Treacher said, the world warms despite Gore’s best efforts to be everywhere. Al Gore claimed that he was the model for “Love Story”, who would have thunk that he was also the model for “Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas”, in which one of the characters doesn’t know it, but he is a rain god, bringing rain wherever he goes.
And it’s continuing into March, too. Thank Sc*ence, I bought those three pairs of long underwear this year.
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 03 06 at 10:36 AM • permalinkYou people are pathetic!
You claim to be doing something about global warming, but this morning it was -25°C in Montreal - all-time record low for 6
March.Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 03 06 at 11:29 AM • permalinkI’m having zero luck finding Al Gore’s schedule of appearances. Anybody know where he is today? I’m guessing somewhere in the Northeast - we had a nice little warm spell while he was across the country on the Left Coast, and now it’s the coldest it’s been all winter (zero F tonight with minus-20 F wind chill.)
I caught a cold last week. I shudder to think what Al Gore was doing to me in my sleep.
Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 03 06 at 02:28 PM • permalinkLOL - I just love the last line of the Star article:
“Environment Canada is also calling for normal temperatures through March, April and May.”
Now is Environment Canada calling to a higher being for help or are they making a prediction? Hmm .. Given a general inability to predict the weather with any accuracy a week ahead let alone months, I’d have to say they are appealing to a higher deity. But which one I wonder? Yup, Gaia has to be it, but just to be safe they should seek assistance from Helios and probably get Nike in on the act as well.
#10 Moptop - Northern Vermont, eh.
I hope you warmed up your Subaru for an hour before you went out today.
Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 03 06 at 04:44 PM • permalinkAl Gore should visit Bulgaria. Global Warming is putting their brothels out of business.
Posted by Evil Pundit on 2007 03 06 at 04:59 PM • permalink# 19
Alright, who’s the joker who took the crust.
Anyone seen wronright?
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 03 06 at 05:04 PM • permalinkI know I said no more weather reports - I lied. This morning -36 in Sunny Ajax. I opened the back door at 6 AM to let the cats and dog out. Cats ran on to the back porch turned around and ran back in. The dog didn’t make it to the back yard - just peed on the porch and followed the cats.
All 3 spent the next half hour loudly blaming me for the cold.
If I could get Gore here I think I could persuade the critters to eat him!
Look* what happened to the Global Temperature after Gore won an Oscar, thereby seen by billions around the world at the same time. I feel a consensus growing on this Gore Effect; the evidence stacking up is undeniable.
*Scroll down a bit to the Merged Mean Global Temperature Graph. Says it all!
seen over at samizdata,
Buying ‘Carbon Offsets’ is the 21st-century equivalent of buying Papal Indulgences - a salve to the consciences of the deluded for having committed an entirely fictitious sin dreamed up - rather conveniently - by the indulgence-peddlers themselves. A ‘Sin of Emission’, one could say...
Posted by pommygranate on 2007 03 06 at 08:18 PM • permalink#10, yes waking up to a weather report of -26C and -42C with wind chill. Brrr, now I call that brisk, if not bracing.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 03 06 at 08:26 PM • permalink#19 OK I finger Wronright; he does a nice line in lakes so a bit of crust would be right up his street.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 03 06 at 08:30 PM • permalinkThink I’ve cracked the Al Gore climate code. It was Tim “You’re all going to die” Flannery who revealed it. His giant shield that blanks out the sun - Gore is a living, breathing sun blocker. His bloated body, the shiny wings of his private jet orbiting the earth 24/7, the fleets of Humvees. He is casting a shadow that can change climate.
will erin borockovich have the same chilling effect
note she flew to australia to campaign on climate change
Can one use jet planes to chase ambulances?
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 03 07 at 12:16 AM • permalinkandycanuck, if anyone can do it, I’ll bet it’s John Edwards.
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 03 07 at 12:58 AM • permalink30. BIWOZ
Ask and ye shall recieve Mwahahahahaha!!!
The festival promo page has a suspicously non-bloaty pic of manbearpig.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 03 07 at 01:09 AM • permalink#33- So Phatty’s squeeze is using a serial personal injury litigant to boost her chances of being elected- should go over like gangbusters with all the insurance/workcover scammers that riddle NSW.
And look at the quality candidates they’ve snaffled- they make the Greens lineup look intelligent, photogenic and paragons of personal hygiene by comparison.
She’s managed to score the ringing endorsement of serial letter to the editor pest and dingbat Michael Mobbs* and Gaiean of the Year Professor Flannelette.
*WTF is an "environmental lawyer"?
(Actually, I think this is wunnerful- it’ll split the already tiny moonbat vote, and even though it’s easier to get elected to a state upper house than to get the clap in Manila, it might make the nut to rid the house of review of a few welded-on wankers).
40. Habib
Love this little bit from onan the barbarians (Mobbs) little website.
“The filtered grey water exits the tank and goes into a small artificial wetland”
Great hes got a boggy patch of sewerage water as a “wetland” in his back yard. Love to be his neighbours.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 03 07 at 02:18 AM • permalink#40 Habib
*WTF is an “environmental lawyer”?
A shake-down artist. Without his law degree, he’s a common extortionist.
Snaffled? Hey! One thing I love about Tim’s online pub here, is that (as a Yank) I learn new words I can use in everyday conversation, and thoroughly enjoy the looks of confusion on my listeners’ faces.
;^)
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 03 07 at 04:38 AM • permalink
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