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English World Cup champ Norbert Stiles:
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Posted by Tim B. on 06/19/2006 at 10:32 AM
  1. More proof that soccer is a sport for degenerates.

    Posted by SoberHT on 2006 06 19 at 10:36 AM • permalink

  2. He was the goalie right?

    Posted by crash on 2006 06 19 at 10:46 AM • permalink

  3. Looks like your typical hockey player.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 06 19 at 10:54 AM • permalink

  4. Down goes Togo!
    Down goes Togo!
    Down goes Togo!

    Out goes Togo!
    Out goes Togo!
    Out goes Togo!

    It simply had to be said.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2006 06 19 at 10:56 AM • permalink

  5. Well I think there’s room for improvement…

    Posted by crash on 2006 06 19 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  6. Good lord! Does he sleep in a coffin filled with his native soil?

    Posted by paco on 2006 06 19 at 11:14 AM • permalink

  7. Ummmm, let’s see…I’m guessing a whole pack of ciggies at once, OR at least 3 52 ring cigars.

    Posted by El Cid on 2006 06 19 at 11:22 AM • permalink

  8. When you think of the state of British dentistry at the time , he doesn’t look that much out of place.

    Posted by Quidnunc Savant on 2006 06 19 at 11:41 AM • permalink

  9. I think that’s going to be the cover for the next edition of that staple of Springfield dentists’ offices, “The Big Book of British Smiles.”

    Posted by Percy Dovetonsils on 2006 06 19 at 01:06 PM • permalink

  10. Ackk!! English soccer vampire alert!!

    Posted by Latino on 2006 06 19 at 02:29 PM • permalink

  11. Damn, that picture makes my teeth hurt.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 06 19 at 02:31 PM • permalink

  12. #9: Not only is that a funny line, but I love your comment handle: Percy Dovetonsils. Positively inspired! BTW, do you coo mournfully before your first cup of coffee in the a.m.?

    Posted by paco on 2006 06 19 at 02:42 PM • permalink

  13. Be still, my heart.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 06 19 at 03:29 PM • permalink

  14. Actually, paco, it’s the morning martini that truly gets me cooing.

    Posted by Percy Dovetonsils on 2006 06 19 at 04:25 PM • permalink

  15. Tim! It was Nobby Stiles if you don’t mind.

    If memory serves, he was a Manchester United mid-field player and an utter legend of the day - infamous kicked in teeth not withstanding.

    Soccer was much more of a man’s game in those days and, as Mrs Kensington noted in Austen Powers, “Back then a man with bad teeth could still be a sex symbol.”

    —Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2006 06 19 at 04:53 PM • permalink

  16. Gee. Poor bloke.

    And I thought no one could look uglier than Ronaldo and Ronaldhino.

    Posted by The Best Infidel on 2006 06 19 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  17. Why don’t all newspapers do this?

    Posted by Graham on 2006 06 19 at 09:13 PM • permalink

  18. In most parts of the world dentists are wealthy, respected citizens. In the UK they beg for change on the tube.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 06 19 at 09:39 PM • permalink

  19. Nobby was a dirty, bandy-legged little bastard. Could play, but.

    Posted by slatts on 2006 06 19 at 11:13 PM • permalink

  20. You don’t need to laugh at the English, Tim..
    They are very good at doing that for themselves.

    Posted by Barrie on 2006 06 19 at 11:31 PM • permalink

  21. This guy has to be the model for Andy Capp.

    Posted by geoff on 2006 06 20 at 01:56 AM • permalink

  22. I’ll try that link again.

    Posted by geoff on 2006 06 20 at 01:59 AM • permalink

  23. One last time.

    Posted by geoff on 2006 06 20 at 02:01 AM • permalink

  24. Good old Norbert or as he was fondly known as Nobby the Manchester United and England defender.  The attachment below shows Vinnie Jones still trying to tackle Nobby who seems to have also given Paul gascoigne the slip. http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/vinniejones.html

    Posted by Howzat on 2006 06 20 at 03:23 AM • permalink

  25. You can just picture this guy on the bench at a game - “One, one nil, uh uh. Two, two nil, uh, uh. Three, three nil, uh, uh, uh. I love it. (Sound of thunder and lightning, throws head back in rapture, wraps dark cloak around himself, sits back on the bench, eagerly awaiting his team’s next goal or twenty).

    Posted by EliotNess on 2006 06 20 at 04:36 AM • permalink

  26. I happened to see another World Cup historic image the other day. The entire English team giving a nazi salute just before a match with Germany at the new Olympic Stadium in Berlin in 1938.

    Well not quite World Cup. England had been invited to replace Austria in the competition that year after Austria had done the inconsiderate thing and suddenly become a non-country. England declined.

    Never mind. Just to show there were no hard feelings, England and Germany played a “friendly” two or three weeks before the first World Cup fixture.

    And so on the “advice” of the Foreign Office, the national football team of England lined up for all the world to see and gave the     nazi salute.

    As this match had nothing whatsoever to do with sport, I will not bother noting the result.

    I wonder how many of those young men survived the war?

    You just gotta love that Foreign Office.

    Posted by geoff on 2006 06 20 at 04:55 AM • permalink

  27. Nobby won the Stanley Cup?  That beats the standard image of footy - guys keeling over as if shot by tanks, only to leap back up and sprint full-speed twelve seconds later.  In hockey that’s just an invitation to get your helmet wedged up your fundament by the opposition.  (One more reason why it’s the Lord’s Own sport.)

    Posted by Nightfly on 2006 06 20 at 01:46 PM • permalink

  28. Well, hardy ha ha. It is to laff. That’s a good one, I’ll say.

    Posted by Miranda Divide on 2006 06 21 at 09:50 PM • permalink

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