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It’s like Hamas vs Fatah, except the religious component is larger:

Even at this moment of high visibility and impact for environmental activists, a splinter wing of the movement has begun to critique what it sometimes calls “light greens.”

Critics question the notion that we can avert global warming by buying so-called earth-friendly products, from clothing and cars to homes and vacations, when the cumulative effect of our consumption remains enormous and hazardous ...

The issue of green shopping is highlighting a division in the environmental movement: “the old-school environmentalism of self-abnegation versus this camp of buying your way into heaven,” said Chip Giller, the founder of Grist.org, an online environmental blog that claims a monthly readership of 800,000. “Over even the last couple of months, there is more concern growing within the traditional camp about the Cosmo-izing of the green movement — ‘55 great ways to look eco-sexy,’ ” he said. “Among traditional greens, there is concern that too much of the population thinks there’s an easy way out.”

True believers must suffer for their faith.

(Via Rich Stadnik)

Posted by Tim B. on 07/04/2007 at 08:18 AM
  1. You want comedy? Ill give you Comedy!!

    The dark side of blogs here.
    “We draw on environmentalism, feminism, deep ecology,spirituality, anarchy, indigenous lifeways,anti-oppression politics, peak oil and collapsetheories, and past struggles for justice for ouranalysis and our inspiration.”

    These blokes need their own FBI bloke.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 04 at 08:31 AM • permalink

  2. Not convinced? Try this then

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 04 at 08:34 AM • permalink

  3. Cripes Mole, where’d you find those two?

    This is pure parody:

    We are members of the most destructive culture ever to exist. Our assault on the natural world, on indigenous cultures, on women, on children, on all of us through the possibility of nuclear suicide and other means—all these are unprecedented in their magnitude and ferocity

    Won’t anyone think of the men?

    Posted by Nic on 2007 07 04 at 08:38 AM • permalink

  4. These people are definitely lunatics.

    Why stop at owning just “one home”? Let us Have NO HOMES, let’s just live in collectives, you communist assholes.

    Oh and driving golf balls made from compacted fish food will bring the wrath of PETA.

    Besides, I couldn’t bear to hear the screams AND a sole in one, would never be the same, having to wear latex gloves to play a round with your balls.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 04 at 08:39 AM • permalink

  5. TFM, you’re scaring me.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 08:40 AM • permalink

  6. These blokes need their own FBI bloke.

    Oh Mr Mole!  Your commitment to democracy and freedom of speech is astounding!

    Posted by DoubleD on 2007 07 04 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  7. It’s like Hamas vs Fatah, except the religious component is larger:

    Tim Bliar, I actually think Hamas is or at least was formed as a politically secular organisation. Unlike Hamas, who had help getting started from you know who…

    Posted by DoubleD on 2007 07 04 at 08:49 AM • permalink

  8. By being against “easy ways out” (ie, indulgences) these guys are simply the modern equivalent of Martin Luther.

    What’s the bet they rewrite Pope Gore’s seven commandments next?

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 07 04 at 08:50 AM • permalink

  9. #1
    and a hundred species leave the earth forever every day
    Wot? On starships?
    And why does the dominant culture sound like a euphemism, just like good with money?

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 07 04 at 08:51 AM • permalink

  10. “We are members of the most destructive culture ever to exist. Our assault on the natural ” blah blah blah….

    (What’s the picture of? A stitched wound?)

    And at the bottom of the page:

    “We also intend to have a good time.  Join us.”

    Pure gold.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 04 at 08:51 AM • permalink

  11. DoubleD is just another run of the mill anti-Semite, who thinks he is cute with his Bliar.

    Have no fear oh Islamist.

    Oh a quick question, did your daddy buy you this computer or laptop Hicks?

    Cognitive Think scale from top to bottom.

    Moron
    Imbecile
    Idiot
    Invertebrate
    Amoeba
    Alphie (see Critt’s place)
    Double D

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 04 at 08:55 AM • permalink

  12. #3
    We are members of the most destructive culture ever to exist. Our assault on ...

    Hide the razor blades.
    Who’s not taking their blue pills?

    Send these f’tards to the Gaza strip, it’ll take their minds off their eco-friendly toothpaste.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 04 at 08:59 AM • permalink

  13. Unlike Hamas, who had help getting started from you know who…

    Good job, DoubleD! You managed to blame the destruction of Jews on… the Jooooos!

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 04 at 08:59 AM • permalink

  14. worldchanging.com ... giving a red light to the green lites ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 04 at 09:01 AM • permalink

  15. Oh Mr Mole!  Your commitment to democracy and freedom of speech is astounding!

    And how is monitoring a website in any way undemocratic or an abrogation of free speech?

    DoubleD, you have the reasoning skills I normally associate with your namesakes.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 04 at 09:02 AM • permalink

  16. I can’t get no satisfaction
    I can’t get no green reaction
    ‘cause i try and i try and i try and i try
    I can’t get no, i can’t get no

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 04 at 09:06 AM • permalink

  17. 7. Hamas is unlike Hamas?

    Posted by Tim B. on 2007 07 04 at 09:06 AM • permalink

  18. #11. $ 13. Anti-semitic, ‘fraid not. Anti-Zionist?  Guilty as charged.

    Posted by DoubleD on 2007 07 04 at 09:07 AM • permalink

  19. Well, did Israel fund and support Hamas or not?

    Posted by DoubleD on 2007 07 04 at 09:08 AM • permalink

  20. Actually, its really very interesting.  Israel funds and supports an Islamic fundamentalist force to attack its largely secular and nationalist enemy and thereby unleashes even more religious fundamentalism in the region while the US does a similar thing in Afghanistan in the 1980s…Crikey, talk about the Chickens coming home to Roost!

    Posted by DoubleD on 2007 07 04 at 09:11 AM • permalink

  21. “the old-school environmentalism of self-abnegation versus this camp of buying your way into heaven,” said Chip Giller, the founder of Grist.org, an online environmental blog that claims a monthly readership of 800,000… “Among traditional greens, there is concern that too much of the population thinks there’s an easy way out.”

    The servers of Grist.org are powered by wind, compost, and beaver-dam hydro, and its 800,000 readers share two Commodore-64s they salvaged from a landfill.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 04 at 09:12 AM • permalink

  22. You say Hamas and I say Hummus,
    You say Fatah and I say Fatwa,
    Hamas, Hummus, Fatah, Fatwa,
    Let’s call the whole thing off!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 04 at 09:12 AM • permalink

  23. Tim B.

    7. Hamas is unlike Hamas?

    You see Tim, DD should be DS (double speak). Better yet, JH (Jew Hater) OR DH (David Hicks).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 07 04 at 09:14 AM • permalink

  24. What ever happened to Fatah? I thought they had a lock on that whole secular gig.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 07 04 at 09:14 AM • permalink

  25. #24 They were funded by Israel and the US, staged a coup and then overthrew the democratically elected government of Palestine, you know, the one ‘The Middle East’s Only Democracy’ decided it didn’t like and had to go..?

    Posted by DoubleD on 2007 07 04 at 09:18 AM • permalink

  26. #20 - yeah, there never would have been Islamic terrorism without the US and Israel. It’s all our fault. And don’t forget, another root cause of terrorism is the poverty and hopelessness of Moslem engineers, doctors and heirs to immense fortunes.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 04 at 09:19 AM • permalink

  27. DoubleD/Huckabee, why the hell did you create two accounts in a row, 5425 and 5424? Bit of a damn giveaway. That aside, you’re a fucking parrot. Huckabee:

    Pedro, is this an example of the freedom of speech and democracy the Brits are fighting for in Iraq?

    DoubleD @ #6:

    Oh Mr Mole!  Your commitment to democracy and freedom of speech is astounding!

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 07 04 at 09:24 AM • permalink

  28. #20 - you think we would have learned our lesson from World War II. We provided massive support to the USSR in its war against Germany, and what happened? Fifty years of Cold War! We should have just let the Nazis win.

    It is totally possible to conduct foreign policy without ever having to make deals with the devil to fight a bigger devil. It is absolutely not childishly naive and vegetatively stupid to believe that kind of purity can be maintained.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 04 at 09:24 AM • permalink

  29. #25
    Maybe it’s the kerning on my character generator, but which Hamas is the Fatah you’re talking about?

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 07 04 at 09:26 AM • permalink

  30. I know we’re past comment #10, but let’s for a second get back on topic. DoubleD, are you an old-school environmentalist or are you eco-sexy?

    Posted by ErnestBludger on 2007 07 04 at 09:33 AM • permalink

  31. #10 Hey ThinAndBritish, you’re looking very pretty today! :p

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 07 04 at 09:35 AM • permalink

  32. Mung beans or soy latte?

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 07 04 at 09:37 AM • permalink

  33. #31

    Bastard.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 04 at 09:38 AM • permalink

  34. #33 You’re looking very handsome today ThinAndBritish.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 09:39 AM • permalink

  35. #34

    Photo updated on member page. Complete with appropriate T-shirt…

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 04 at 09:43 AM • permalink

  36. #35 I stand by and bolden my statement at #34.

    You’re looking very handsome today ThinAndBritish.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 09:45 AM • permalink

  37. Anti-semitic, ‘fraid not. Anti-Zionist?  Guilty as charged.

    Oh, so you’ve got nothing against Jews, just uppity Jews who fight back.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 04 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  38. #34 Is that ‘CCCP’ on your t-shirt? Your membership of the VRWC is under review.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 07 04 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  39. #38

    Yeah I know. Picked it up in Moscow (he said casually). Just a bit of commie memorabilia. Perhaps I should be careful about not letting 185600 and Texas Bob know where I live.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 04 at 09:51 AM • permalink

  40. Believe it or not typing in “deep green” in Google was enough to bring up those two.
    Scary really, that’s the tip of the iceberg. Luddites using computers to organise other Luddites to force everyone back into caves!!

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 04 at 09:51 AM • permalink

  41. #36 Ta, I seem to be doing very well this week for some reason (and with a kid on the way too).

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 04 at 09:52 AM • permalink

  42. #39

    They already know. It was on your VRWC forms.

    Texas Bob, as one of the best minions in the VRWC, snuck into Paco’s office and found the address. What? No, I didn’t say anything.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 09:53 AM • permalink

  43. A ‘55 way to look sexy. Burn, gaia!

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 04 at 10:06 AM • permalink

  44. #42 By the way Ash, is your penguin still drowning? It must be a very slow, protracted death. I feel sorry for the poor little bastard.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 04 at 10:14 AM • permalink

  45. Mates, you missed a bit of fun with Double D (ie; Titboy, Spank Stain, etc) a couple of threads down. God, I am still grinning about that one.

    Ash_ gets all the credit of course, us VRWC grunts get nothing, as normal (I mean, as we want, Lord Minion master Wronwright Sir!).

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 04 at 10:16 AM • permalink

  46. #44 Why yes, yes it is ThinAndBritish. It was definitely Global Warming what done it.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 10:17 AM • permalink

  47. #45 The VRWC would be nothing without our honest and trustworthy grunts, 185600.

    That and I’ve found that I’m the one with the most loyalty from the grunts, since I’m the only one who offers you guys food.

    I have cake if you’re interested.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 10:20 AM • permalink

  48. #47 Knowing you, it’s probably something foul like curry banana cake.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 07 04 at 10:27 AM • permalink

  49. #39 Thin and British
    Hmmm, So was Kim Philby.
    Full body scan (including the probe) may be required.
    Oh, f*ck, did I just post this on the net?
    Aw crap, there goes the bonus!

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 04 at 10:28 AM • permalink

  50. #48 Actually Radius, it just so happens that it’s chocolate cake.

    And it’s very, very tasty.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 10:30 AM • permalink

  51. #48 But seriously Radius, you know you want the noodles. Dipped in chocolate. Sprinkled in garlic salt.

    There are other menu options too…

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 10:34 AM • permalink

  52. #49

    Ah, but I bet Phlby didn’t go around wearing a CCCP T-shirt.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 04 at 10:34 AM • permalink

  53. #50 Ash_
    Did I mention that I love um, am quite partial to chocolate cake?
    Because I am a racist warmonger, I can’t love anything (hell, I have to say that I am ‘fond’ of 40mm HEDP, and well, I admit, it goes so much further than that - but don’t tell Grimmy, he’ll get jealous)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 04 at 10:36 AM • permalink

  54. #53 You’re quite welcome to a piece of chocolate cake.

    Here <)

    Where’s 1.6 with her drawings when I need her?!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 10:45 AM • permalink

  55. #52 Thin and Possibly Commie
    Okay, he’s clever, this one, trying to hide amongst the Globular Warminastinists.
    Bastard.
    Double probing required.
    In fact, call Texas Bob back from Ze German VRWC provinces, and Grimmy from Camp Hell.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 04 at 10:50 AM • permalink

  56. #55

    (Writes in diary)
    “Yesterday they called me a woman. Today they accused me of being a communist. Why can’t they just ACCEPT me?”.... Tears fall on page….

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 04 at 10:55 AM • permalink

  57. Tim Bliar, I actually think Hamas is or at least was formed as a politically secular organisation.

    Actually, Fatah is the secular organization.  Hamas is religious in nature.

    Not that you care, so long as they kill Jews Zionists, eh?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 04 at 11:01 AM • permalink

  58. #56 I share your pain. For a while there, they thought I was a man.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 11:01 AM • permalink

  59. #56 Thin and Crying
    Umm, that still doesn’t get you out of the probe (double).
    But the tears, um, more please, that’s what lubricates the TARDIS, mate.
    Oh, and crying makes you look more suspect, not less.
    Please don’t lock the door, Grimmy hates that.

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 04 at 11:07 AM • permalink

  60. #59 Oh man, Thin and British, you really don’t want to upset Grimmy.

    By the way 185600, it’s tears and sweat that lubricate the Tardis, not just tears.

    The sweat is generally collected from those that have the unfortunate luck of knowing that they will shortly be interrogated for information from the Precurement And Collection of information Organisation.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 11:12 AM • permalink

  61. Ash_,
    I will not pontificate on your position, but I am now going to bed.
    Just suggesting that you need your sleep (Political Correctness)
    Bed young lady, very soon please!
    Don’t blame me if your little KidneyKicker is constantly drowsy! Don’t make me quote shakespeare at you! You Beatrice, you!

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 04 at 11:18 AM • permalink

  62. I will very shortly be dashing off in search of mattress and blanket, 185600.

    My little KidneyKicker is never drowsy, she just thinks it’s funny to kick me the hardest when I’m trying to rest.

    She’s a comedian.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 11:22 AM • permalink

  63. Aren’t we all? Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the you know whats (Wronwright! Are those things still around?)
    Bite.
    Sleep well, Beatrice :)

    Posted by 185600 on 2007 07 04 at 11:28 AM • permalink

  64. #63 I bet she’s born laughing at me.

    No doubt there’s a reason I should call her Priscilla Ardelia Cornelia Ophelia…

    Wronwright never has the sheets in the grunts quarters washed… I’ll get right on that tomorrow.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 04 at 11:31 AM • permalink

  65. Even at this moment of high visibility and impact for environmental activists, a splinter wing of the movement has begun to critique what it sometimes calls “light greens.”

    “State of permanent revolution,” dudes.  You can NEVER be “progressive” enough.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 04 at 11:31 AM • permalink

  66. “sleep tight, don’t let the you know whats..”

    Trillobites, there called trillobites, its a long story involving mead and wronwright…

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 04 at 11:46 AM • permalink

  67. #65

    “State of permanent revolution,” dudes.  You can NEVER be “progressive” enough.

    That’s it. Turn left, turn left again, and keep turning left.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 04 at 11:57 AM • permalink

  68. Your commitment to democracy and freedom of speech is astounding!

    They’re free to speak.  And the FBI is free to give them the hairy eyeball.

    Posted by Achillea on 2007 07 04 at 12:19 PM • permalink

  69. Trillobites, there called trillobites, its a long story involving mead and wronwright…

    And a non-disclosure agreement, don’t forget.  Signed in blood.  Those velociraptor attorneys drive a hard bargain.

    Posted by Achillea on 2007 07 04 at 12:23 PM • permalink

  70. #25, They were funded by Israel and the US, staged a coup and then overthrew the democratically elected government of Palestine,

    DD, it’s offtopic, and definitely an attempt to hijack the thread, but I have to ask:  Are you saying Hamas overthrew Hamas?  ‘Cuz that’s how I read that.  Not big on coherence, are you?

    Back on topic:  So when does the shooting begin?  Being green and all, they’re probably not into real guns, so will they be using, I dunno, potato cannons, or handbags?  Because that might be fun to watch.

    Btw, ThinAndBritish, you’re looking good.  Have you lost weight?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 04 at 12:26 PM • permalink

  71. #70 OT:

    Have actually gained weight since that was taken. Used to resemble a broom handle - now look a bit more normal. Still only weigh 9.5 stone though. Luckily I put the wrong address on the VRWC form - the 250-pound military employees on this blog who disapprove of my T-shirt can have fun tracing me to a home for retrded guinea-pigs in Hyderabad.

    Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 04 at 12:38 PM • permalink

  72. Muslim guinea pigs?  Hmmm.

    *Eyes ThinAndGainingWeight with new suspicion.*

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 04 at 01:15 PM • permalink

  73. “Among traditional greens, there is concern that too much of the population thinks there’s an easy way out.”

    The thing is, they’re right in a way. If things were truly as dire as both the hardcore greenies and the watermelons like Algore keep claiming, there wouldn’t be any easy ways out. Which just shows that the latter group a) doesn’t believe their own propaganda, and b) is simply running the newest anti-democratic power grab.

    Posted by PW on 2007 07 04 at 02:08 PM • permalink

  74. BTW, is Duckadee suffering from intellectual Tourette’s, or why is he yammering about the Middle East on every thread he infests? C’mon kid, at least dazzle us with some on-topic trollage if you insist on playing with the grown-ups.

    Posted by PW on 2007 07 04 at 02:11 PM • permalink

  75. #74, too late, PW.  DoubleD/Huckabee has been steamrolled for stupidity.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 04 at 02:32 PM • permalink

  76. Oh, I’m sure he’ll be back under yet another nym. He sounds rather obsessed.

    It is a shame that getting steamrolled in an argument on the internet doesn’t result in any physical pain. Maybe he’d get the hint, then. Hey, maybe PACO has something for that…

    Posted by PW on 2007 07 04 at 02:59 PM • permalink

  77. #76 PW: You’re referring to the Pain Applicator for Commies Online. I’ll send Andrea the deluxe model.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 04 at 04:46 PM • permalink

  78. “Anti-Zionist?  Guilty as charged.”

    The Zionists ended 1300 years of Arab/Muslim imperialism and colonialism in Israel.

    About time.

    Go Zionists.  Death to the Muslim invaders (and to the western left scum who support them).

    Just my opinion, of course.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 04 at 05:20 PM • permalink

  79. #51
    Noodles dipped in chocolate and sprinkoled with garlic salt?  Now I’m sure you are pregnant.

    One way of looking at Israel patronage of Hamas at first, when it was no more than a social services group, is that Israel was trying to reach out to Palestinian Arabs no associated with the PLO, which was then intransigent in its hostility to Israel (it still is but now it dissimulates).  Of course it backfired, but it was what so many people urge Israel to do, reach out to the Palis.  From this experience we can conclude that reaching out to the Palis is foolish and counterproductive.

    Anti-Zionism is a euphemism for antisemitism, just as the latter was invented as a euphemism for Judenhass (Jew hatred).  The new words were adopted becuase they sounded more modern and progressive, but the meaning is the same: kill the Jews.  If the Muslims who want to destroy Israel get their way they will murder Israel’s Jewish population, about five million Jews.  That’s almost as many as Hitler murdered, so it should count as genocide. 

    Furthermore, the Jew haters of the Muslim world do not limit themselves to killling Jews in Israel, as Argentinians and Europeans have found out.  Nasrullah, the head psychopath of Hezbollah, has come out in support of aliyah, return to Israel, for all Jews.  He said that if they were all concentrated in Israel then the Muslims would not have to waste time tracking them down all over the world.

    So anti-Zionist means antisemite, and antisemite means scum.

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2007 07 04 at 05:21 PM • permalink

  80. “We are members of the most destructive culture ever to exist.”

    Better not screw with us then…unless you’re hankering to be destroyed.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 04 at 05:21 PM • permalink

  81. This is going well.  Remember how Stalinists and Maoists really hated Trotskyites more than they ever hated the grown ups.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 07 04 at 07:38 PM • permalink

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