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SPEEDING FINE

A $100 million fine for Formula One team McLaren, although Time magazine notes: “It’s not clear yet what exactly McLaren did wrong.”

Posted by Tim B. on 09/13/2007 at 10:22 PM
  1. Speeding ?

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 09 13 at 10:32 PM • permalink

  2. Bloody speed cameras!

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 09 13 at 10:40 PM • permalink

  3. Isnt $100,000,000 what a brake job on an F1 car costs?

    Posted by lingus4 on 2007 09 13 at 10:48 PM • permalink

  4. What’d they do, run over a lawyer?

    Posted by paco on 2007 09 13 at 10:56 PM • permalink

  5. Ferrari accused ‘em of spying

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 09 13 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  6. Plus they lose all their 2007 Constructor Championship points.
    Maybe BMW can give Ferrari a run in these last four races.

    Posted by harrison on 2007 09 13 at 11:02 PM • permalink

  7. “It’s not clear yet what exactly McLaren did wrong.”

    Apart from somehow being in posession of 800+ pages of Ferraris’s most heavily guarded secret information and making copies of that information.

    Posted by jpaulg on 2007 09 13 at 11:13 PM • permalink

  8. $100 million fine for speeding. The guy must have been going VERY fast.

    Posted by The Best Infidel on 2007 09 13 at 11:16 PM • permalink

  9. The crux of the matter is that McLaren says an employee had the Ferrari data AT HIS HOME, but that McLaren never used it to gain an advantage.

    I look forward to Friday’s statement, but I’ll be driving to Tucson tomorrow.  This is a BFD: $100 million is, like, 25% of the team’s anual budget.  If upheld, McLaren could be crippled for years.

    No doubt Mercedes will be looking for another manufacturer to sell it’s engines to!

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 09 13 at 11:21 PM • permalink

  10. A $100 million fine for Formula One team McLaren, although Time magazine notes: “It’s not clear yet what exactly McLaren did wrong.”

    Raped and murdered an entire convent full of nuns, then beat orphans to death with the bodies?

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 09 13 at 11:23 PM • permalink

  11. Oh, and IF McLaren DID use the Ferrari data to its advantage, then WHY aren’t the McLaren cars disqualified from further rounds?

    We definitely don’t have all the information here.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 09 13 at 11:26 PM • permalink

  12. C’mon guys its all about carbon credits, do you have any idea how much fossil fuel these guys burn in a race?

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 09 13 at 11:26 PM • permalink

  13. Assuming this is their first offence, they need to write a considerately worded letter of contrition and should be able to get off with a warning. Worked for me, anyways.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 09 13 at 11:26 PM • permalink

  14. Wait, I know - somebody had a pack of Marlboros sticking half out of his pocket, and a child saw it.

    Bastards!

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 09 13 at 11:29 PM • permalink

  15. Hucbald

    Why would you want to drive TO Tucson?

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 13 at 11:43 PM • permalink

  16. Dave S.

    Are you the clever guy from Maine that Theo was referring to today?

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 13 at 11:54 PM • permalink

  17. If they really wanted to hurt them they would have taken Driver Points away, not just constructor.

    Weak as piss.

    Posted by Razor on 2007 09 14 at 12:18 AM • permalink

  18. The crux of the matter is that McLaren says an employee had the Ferrari data AT HIS HOME, but that McLaren never used it to gain an advantage.

    The report I read a while back was that Ferrari were tipped off when the ex-Ferrari employee went to a printing shop to make a full copy of the documents. In any event it’s propriety information and the simple fact that an ex-Ferrari employee having the documents in his possession whilst employed by another team is a prima facie case of industrial espionage.

    Posted by jpaulg on 2007 09 14 at 12:21 AM • permalink

  19. #13 Margo’s,

    Which is why the team should have a complement of team members from minority groups. Apart from alledging oppression, etc etc, the team’s members can then bring up their unhappy childhoods and lack of a male-parental figure.

    Well it works in Australia.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 09 14 at 12:40 AM • permalink

  20. 13/ Margos, xx received your message.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 14 at 12:55 AM • permalink

  21. #16 - What’s that about, yojimbo? Theo Epstein? All I did was tell him to draft that Buchholz kid, that’s all.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 09 14 at 12:56 AM • permalink

  22. Since the long, unformatted, against the rules url was breaking the page layout, AND it was off-topic, this post has been deleted. The Management.

    Posted by Hillyminx on 2007 09 14 at 12:57 AM • permalink

  23. #21, Dave S. Ha!  A good call.

    Theo Spark published a draft for President Bush to use tonight in his speech-very good to.  He said it was the work of a very clever guy in Maine.  That is why I thought of you.

    I was wondering though since I didn’t know that Bills and Sabres fan and clever ever fit in the same sentence!  :)  :)  :)

    Thank God that kid seems to be doing better.  He must have been in really bad shape for those EMTs to do a “first time ever” treatment.  Those people are really good.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 14 at 01:08 AM • permalink

  24. Ty Tim Blair.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 14 at 01:16 AM • permalink

  25. OT

    ABORIGINAL women have singled out SBS television as one of the main distributors of pornography in the Northern Territory, says Federal Indigenous Affairs Minister Mal Brough.

    As of today, anyone caught in an Aboriginal community in the territory with pornographic DVDs or magazines faces fines of up to $11,000.

    People in possession of five or more prohibited items will be automatically deemed traffickers and face up to two years imprisonment.

    Oh my God, I’m going down for life!

    Posted by monaro on 2007 09 14 at 01:21 AM • permalink

  26. ...and here’s the link

    Posted by monaro on 2007 09 14 at 01:22 AM • permalink

  27. #24
    Ty him up to what?

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 09 14 at 01:29 AM • permalink

  28. Hi pickles

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 14 at 01:32 AM • permalink

  29. Well, I’m sad and yet he’s very lovely. He said he thinks I’m gorgeous, but he’s not available. He was very kind indeed to tell me. I feel like my wings have been cut today.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 14 at 01:33 AM • permalink

  30. Then again, he must think I’m either ugly or ....

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 14 at 01:34 AM • permalink

  31. ...a Labor voter?

    Posted by monaro on 2007 09 14 at 01:36 AM • permalink

  32. 31. Yep, he must think I’m a Kevni voter..

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 14 at 01:37 AM • permalink

  33. This is kinda like what’s going on with the Pats these days.

    If a team beats up another team on the field of play too thoroughly, they must have cheated.

    But, on the other hand, in the truly cut-throat world of professional sports, the only real sin is to be sloppy enough to get caught doing what has always been common forms of espionage.

    Go Pats!

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 01:41 AM • permalink

  34. I was wondering though since I didn’t know that Bills and Sabres fan and clever ever fit in the same sentence!  :) :) :)

    Ha! Wait until next week, when an official announcement is going to be made on one of the most brilliant promotional efforts ever - the Sabres are going to play the Penguins outside, in February, at Ralph Wilson Stadium. I guarantee they’ll get 40,000.

    Cue Monster Truck Guy:  Sunday - SUNDAY - SUNDAY!!! We’re turning the field at Ralph Wilson Stadium into a giant ICCCCE RINNNNNK!!!

    Thank God that kid seems to be doing better.  He must have been in really bad shape for those EMTs to do a “first time ever” treatment.  Those people are really good.

    It’s even better than that. The treatment was administered by the team’s trainers. It was just developed by an outfit called the Miami Project or Miami Foundation or something. The organization’s #1 donor? Ralph Wilson.

    If you wrote a screenplay like that, you’d be laughed at.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 09 14 at 01:47 AM • permalink

  35. What can I say? Men all around the world fantasise about you, 1.6, and you persist with Blair…
    Take a hint from this card I sent my mam on Mother’s Day last year.

    But I digress. I was going to post this story about the value of daydreaming at work… I’m not sure it’s entirely suitable for a post about racing drivers, though.

    (Found it in today’s West Australian, but no link on their website. Why not, I ask?)

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 09 14 at 01:48 AM • permalink

  36. Swinish, I can truly say at this moment, I really want to cry my eyes out.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 14 at 01:50 AM • permalink

  37. This is kinda like what’s going on with the Pats these days.

    As a Bills fan, I’m going on record as saying that this story is so beautiful I want to have hot monkey sex with it.

    What are you going to do when Belicheat takes the Giants job next year, Grimmy? Eh, what the hell, you’re going to have another Lombardi Trophy to cry into.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 09 14 at 01:53 AM • permalink

  38. Well, I’m sad and yet he’s very lovely. He said he thinks I’m gorgeous, but he’s not available.

    1.6, Lives in the Eastern Suburbs (tick, drives a covertable (tick). Maybe David Marr would be jealous? ;)

    Posted by Nic on 2007 09 14 at 01:55 AM • permalink

  39. convertable, eesh.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 09 14 at 01:55 AM • permalink

  40. Thanks Nic. I’m still going to cry my eyes out.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 14 at 01:57 AM • permalink

  41. I have to go..

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 09 14 at 02:00 AM • permalink

  42. 15 yojimbo

    Got a gig there Saturday night.  I love Tucson!

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 09 14 at 02:07 AM • permalink

  43. STOP THE PRESS:

    Has Sony gone mad? Prominent adult movie producer Digital Playground (site) says it is forced to use HD DVD instead of Blu-ray, because Sony does not allow XXX-rated movies to be released on Blu-ray.

    Well, there’s one consumer decision that’s been made for me.

    Posted by monaro on 2007 09 14 at 02:07 AM • permalink

  44. Labor announces its vision for the Arts

    A Rudd Labor Government will restore the role of the arts in our national life by cutting the bureaucratic red tape involved in the grant application process, boosting the capacity of Australian students to access arts education and supporting the growing digital industries including film and television.

    The key initiatives of Labor’s New Directions for the Arts are:

    Resale royalty scheme: Labor will implement a resale royalty scheme for visual artists. This, in particular, will provide additional support for Indigenous artists who have witnessed a boom in the Indigenous art market.

    Supporting Australian Artists: Labor will establish ArtStart to review the current state of artists’ incomes and develop policies to redress the fact that many artists are poorly remunerated for their work. ArtStart will be developed in consultation with the arts sector and state and local governments.

    Posted by monaro on 2007 09 14 at 02:14 AM • permalink

  45. “It’s not clear yet what exactly McLaren did wrong”

    Got caught doing 65km/h in a 60 zone in any major Australian city, I suspect.

    Posted by CB on 2007 09 14 at 02:21 AM • permalink

  46. Even though I think Fernando Alonso is a jerk, this still seems rather extreme.  My guess is that Bernie needed the dough to buy himself another yacht or two.

    Posted by Vexorg on 2007 09 14 at 02:42 AM • permalink

  47. 44. monaro

    Oh, please.  I’m an artist myself, and I treat it… I hope you are sitting down… AS A BUSINESS!!! (Great tax deductions, too).

    What most “autists” need are courses in business, not mommy dearest government twats handing them gruel to subsist on.

    And guess what?  If your “art” fails to pass muster with the public, THEN IT SUCKS AND YOU OUGHT TO BE FLIPPING BURGERS!!!

    The thing I hate most about being an artist is that most “artists” are pretentious peddlers of crap who have absolutely no talent… and no excuse for sucking air.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 09 14 at 02:56 AM • permalink

  48. #45 Sometimes it’s good to live in Asia. Last night I was doing 80 in a 50 zone and passed a motorcycle cop who had just dismounted in the middle of the road (for some unknown reason). Luckily he ignored me.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 09 14 at 03:32 AM • permalink

  49. 47 - Amen to all of that!
    And 1.6… oh, crap. I don’t know what to say.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 09 14 at 03:50 AM • permalink

  50. #44, 47: Mrs Skeeter and I are both professional artists and each have our own ABN, registered for GST.
    When the new tax system was introduced in 2000, every other “professional” artist we knew decided that they were no longer professionals and refused to register.
    They could not cope with the stigma of being “in the business” of making paintings.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 09 14 at 04:40 AM • permalink

  51. Never shall the slimy hand of commerce pollute the pure jewel that is my art - barf!

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 09 14 at 04:48 AM • permalink

  52. #47, Hucbald:

    The single most destructive act by our culture, in regards to actual art and artists, was the socialist subsidies handed out via the grant system.

    The whole concept of art has been so horribly degraded by free loading posers and culturally corrosive ideologues that many, if not most, folk now view art and artists as nothing but amateurish trash and parasites.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 04:52 AM • permalink

  53. In an attempt to wake this particular thread up, I ask this relevant and pressing question…

    Will the NE Patriots go undefeated this year? Or will they end up only winning the championship?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 05:17 AM • permalink

  54. This is fantastic.

    I am going to sign up our 2 year old for an arts grant.  I am sure I can make up some crap that will allow him to qualify.

    If they ask for a date of birth, I will accuse them of being “ageist”.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 09 14 at 05:25 AM • permalink

  55. 1.6 @ 29
    I think I might have told you that a while back, as have several others here.
    You need shopping-therapy!

    Monaro.
    Um, so, if I have the gist of this, one cannot buy blue movies on blue?
    Whatever that means.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 14 at 05:27 AM • permalink

  56. #53 Grimmy

    It’s common knowledge to all Australians that Kyle Brady is past his use by date and Bill Belichick plays loose and fast with the rules…..

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 09 14 at 05:28 AM • permalink

  57. #50
    Do you know Wayne Clements? I have a few of his, as well as some local painters’ work from where I live.
    I also have one by Col Rivett.

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 14 at 05:30 AM • permalink

  58. #57: Sorry, don’t know them or their work.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 09 14 at 05:45 AM • permalink

  59. #29 He said he thinks I’m gorgeous, but he’s not available.

    My dear 1.618,
    Good. He recognizes your gorgeousness and has the fine sense not to be a tease. This isn’t a bad thing and certainly no reflection on you. He is probably in love with his blog. Just like Captain Kirk on Star Trek was in love with his ship. He may have an occasional fling with an android, green skinned girl or an indian girl but he always goes back to the ship.

    Don’t forget : the indian girl dies so you should just move straight on to a nice american boy.

    Beside, he dresses in puffy pirate shirts but doesn’t bother with the eye patch, parrot or cutlass (not sure if he carries a bottle of rum)

    Yours,
    Col. M.

    *sigh*I’ll find a way to sweep you off your feet.
    (yes, I realize making Star Trek references probably isn’t it)
    (btw the android on Star Trek was named Andrea - I’m not saying there is any connection)

    Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 09 14 at 05:45 AM • permalink

  60. #56, Penguin:

    You sure you didn’t mean Tom Brady?

    I know we all look and sound the same to you furrin devil types.

    And, as far as playin with the rules goes, the Pats were just sloppy enough to be noticed. Honor isn’t in big supply in any professional sport, here or abroad.

    Even if the Pats get hit with harsh penalties, such as loss of draft picks, it really doesn’t matter. They’ll just pull up some of their second string, reassign some defenders to offense or vise versa, and continue to win… just like they did during their drive to break the record of undefeated streak while suffering from losses due to injury.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 06:04 AM • permalink

  61. #44 never mind the grants, if the ALP gets in that would be a given.  I am more concerned with “Resale royalty scheme: Labor will implement a resale royalty scheme for visual artists.”  WHAT THE F*** does that mean?  Does that mean the record companies get a go at second hand records too? As if anything meaningful would get back to the artist.

    Posted by entropy on 2007 09 14 at 06:17 AM • permalink

  62. make that second hand videos.  Same diff.

    Posted by entropy on 2007 09 14 at 06:18 AM • permalink

  63. #61
    Second hand Paintings. It’s called droit de suite

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 14 at 06:20 AM • permalink

  64. #59 Is it possible to go wrong with Star Trek references?

    It’s just a problem that you know what a prize our 1.618 is.

    Towels. That’s the way to win. Remember The HitchHiker’s Guide To The Galaxy? An entire series of wisdom, right there.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 14 at 07:04 AM • permalink

  65. #64, Ash_:

    You sayin he should try bribing the “white mice” ?

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 07:10 AM • permalink

  66. Not so long ago $100 million would just have been enough to keep Webdiary going for about a year.

    Posted by Hank Reardon on 2007 09 14 at 07:12 AM • permalink

  67. #66
    Yeah, Hank.
    Now, maybe a coupla months…

    Posted by kae on 2007 09 14 at 07:21 AM • permalink

  68. #65 Damn straight he should be Grimmy. If I’d been smart enough to ask the white mice for advice, I would have. They’re never wrong.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 14 at 07:33 AM • permalink

  69. #68, Ash_:

    It is all their computer program, after all.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 07:39 AM • permalink

  70. Hmmm, page gone all spready.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 09 14 at 07:43 AM • permalink

  71. #69 You just don’t mess with the mice. You really don’t. It’s unsafe.

    They’re too clever.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 14 at 07:45 AM • permalink

  72. #71, Ash_:

    Having multiple dimensions through which they can maneuver is, of course, both a tactical and strategic advantage that is pretty dang hard to counter.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 08:29 AM • permalink

  73. re #72, Me:

    Forgot to add, but I believe the Pats could do it. They’ve got a good defense.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 08:30 AM • permalink

  74. #74; #73… DON’T FUCK WIT DA MICE###

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 09 14 at 08:33 AM • permalink

  75. #74, Ash_:

    Unless you’re the New England Patriots. Only the best have a chance against Da Mice!

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  76. I’m only surprised that Time didn’t try to weave Global Warming into the article.

    Posted by swassociates on 2007 09 14 at 09:22 AM • permalink

  77. Yo!  Grimmy

    You backing a team that is coached by a warlike woman?

    Beli-chick…:)

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 14 at 10:05 AM • permalink

  78. #77, yojimbo:

    Not saying he is, but if he was, then Hell Yah!
    Boadicea! woulda made a hella good coach.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 10:21 AM • permalink

  79. #34, Dave S.

    It gets even better.  The reason Mr. Wilson is such a big donor?  The Miami project was founded by Nick Buoniconti of the MIami Dolphins.  He co-founded the Project when his son was paralyzed in a football game while playing for the Citadel.  Sometimes it really is a small world.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 14 at 10:26 AM • permalink

  80. #78, Grimmy

    Ha!!...:)

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 14 at 10:29 AM • permalink

  81. #80, yojimbo:

    And if Boadicea woulda had the Pats backing her up, she woulda beat them pesky Romans too.
    The Pats have a good offense.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 11:05 AM • permalink

  82. Grimmy

    Yeah!  She sorta has that middle linebacker look about her!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 14 at 11:34 AM • permalink

  83. yojimbo:

    Don’t she though? Gotta love a woman that can shoot the gap in a blitz or stuff a run.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 12:16 PM • permalink

  84. How long before Brady knocks her up?

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 09 14 at 12:23 PM • permalink

  85. Dave S.

    Naa. Brady’s a gentleman. He’s cool that way. But if she was to get too aggressive on the blitz, he’d just dump to the screen and let her blow by.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 12:44 PM • permalink

  86. #84,Dave S.

    Oh!!  I’m shocked.  I’ll take the under on the autumnal equinox, if it’s still available.

    Did you see my #79 on the Miami Project?  He has really done yeoman’s work.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 14 at 12:51 PM • permalink

  87. Grimmy

    Saw a good bumper sticker this morning.

    “Are you going to cowboy up or just lay there and bleed?”

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 14 at 12:55 PM • permalink

  88. yojimbo:

    LOL! Yeah.

    I remember one from a while ago that went something like - “Excuse me while I lay here a bleed for a minute.”

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 01:04 PM • permalink

  89. Thought it was about the best GWOT sticker you could come up with.  Coveers just about all the different aspects when you think about it.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 09 14 at 01:53 PM • permalink

  90. #89, yojimbo:

    You got that right. It is a good one.

    It states a need for the individual to stand up and get strong.

    It also attacks the indoctrination of the Cult of Victim for what it is.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 02:38 PM • permalink

  91. Naa. Brady’s a gentleman. He’s cool that way.

    Snort! “A girl has to leave the date thinking, ‘What’s wrong with me?’” - Tom Brady’s dating advice to his buddy.

    Sir Walter Raleigh, that one.

    Yojimbo, very cool - I just read about Buoniconti today. The NFL used to contribute, but stopped. Bet that changes.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 09 14 at 02:44 PM • permalink

  92. “Are you going to cowboy up or just lay there and bleed?”

    So, someone was watching me play rugby last month.  THAT IS NOT FUNNY!

    Posted by Major John on 2007 09 14 at 03:10 PM • permalink

  93. Major John:

    Sir, love your blog.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 09 14 at 03:41 PM • permalink

  94. DON’T FUCK WIT DA MICE

    Not here, anyhow. Go the the thread on Andrew Jaspan for that - he can’t fuck anything else.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 09 14 at 06:17 PM • permalink

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