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SONGS OF SANDY

Sing along with Steyn!

Posted by Tim B. on 01/12/2007 at 06:58 PM

  1. No, but thanks for asking.

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2007 01 12 at 07:15 PM • permalink

  2. What, he’s a lyricist, too?!? Steyn is truly a man for all seasons. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that he wrestles alligators, built his own house and plays cricket.

    Posted by paco on 2007 01 12 at 07:19 PM • permalink

  3. I were going to put this in t’ thread about Hilaly, but since we’re on the subject of lyrics, here’s my effort. (With apologies to Australia-challenged readers who will be unfamiliar with the original song, called “Up There Cazaly”) :

    Well you’re on the dole to earn a living
    So whenever comes the time
    You can do what ever turns you on
    Get out and clear your mind
    Me, I like gang rapes
    And there’s a lot of cat meat around
    But when you line ‘em up together
    The gang rapes wins hands down

    Up there Hilaly, in there and fight
    Out there and at ‘em, show ‘em your might
    Up there Hilaly, whities are riff-raff
    So go fight for Muslim heroes, like Bilal Skaf

    Now there’s a lot more things to Australians
    Than really meets the eye
    There are days when you could kill ‘em
    There are days when you could rape ‘em
    You either disdain or hate em
    Depending on the score
    But with Eva Cox and David Marr sticking up for you
    How’s the mighty roar (hooray, hooray)

    Up there Hilaly, in there and fight
    Out there and at ‘em, show ‘em your might
    Up there Hilaly, don’t let ‘em in
    Fighting for gang rapes, you’re out there to win

    Ahhhh…
    Up there Hilaly, in there and fight
    Out there and at ‘em, explain rapist’s rights
    Up there Hilaly, show ‘em you’re high
    Fight like the devil, the feminists are on your side
    The - lefties - on - your - side…

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 01 12 at 07:49 PM • permalink

  4. goddamit, is there any form of writing the man doesn’t excel at? How does he go with technical manuals?

    Paco - He certainly will have played cricket, having gone to school in England. If he has built his own house I’m just going to have to fly right over to New Hampshire and demolish it for him.

    It’s bastards like Steyn that give clunking amateurs like me a bad name.

    Posted by JonathanH on 2007 01 12 at 08:57 PM • permalink

  5. Look at me, I’m Sandy B
    Lousy with authority
    Won’t testify ‘til I’ve removed evidence
    I can’t; I’m Sandy B

    Watch it! Hey I was sprung today
    But I was not brought up that way
    I was thinking that Bill Clinton rocks,
    When documents fell into my socks
    I lost my heart to Teflon Willie

    I don’t drink (no)
    Or swear (no)
    I don’t rat my hair (eew)
    I get ill from one cigarette
    (cough, cough, cough)
    Keep your filthy pinkee
    Off my shapely knee
    Would you pull that crap with Hillary?

    As for you Dennis Hastert,
    I know who you wanna hurt
    Bill got his crust
    On his object of lust
    But I’m just plain Sandy B

    Elvis, Bubba, let me be!
    Keep that pelvis far from me!
    Just keep your cool
    Now your starting to drool
    Hey Fongool, I’m Sandy B!

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 01 12 at 09:22 PM • permalink

  6. All bow before Steyn.
    I would however, rather trade a few chuckles for the sight of Berger being led off in ‘cuffs…
    Oh well.

    Posted by bbilly on 2007 01 12 at 09:52 PM • permalink

  7. Hey Sandy, is that Classified File #346227 in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

    Posted by guinsPen on 2007 01 12 at 10:19 PM • permalink

  8. Steyn’s probably been reading Tim’s blog, witnessing the constant posting by commenters here of ingenious song lyrics.  For my money, blogstrop’s rendition of Quoted Out of Context is genius. 

    (to the tune of Taking Care of Business)
    If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
    People see you on TV
    Just a-lying about dhimmi
    Tell them that you like it this way
    It’s the work that we avoid
    And we’re all self-employed
    We love to work at nothing all day
    And we be

    Quoted out of context (every day)
    Quoted out of context (every way)
    We been quoted out of context (it’s all mine)
    Quoted out of context while blabbing overtime!

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 01 12 at 10:41 PM • permalink

  9. I hate Steyn. It’s like taking art class next to Rembrandt.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 12 at 10:57 PM • permalink

  10. Tune: Sounds of Silence

    Hello Keyser Hilaly’s friend, despite clear facts, you still defend
    racist,lies,misogony and beating, for all this we must thank Keating,
    And the welfare spent on you, descendents of people sent in chains,
    Still remains, at the threat of violence.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 01 12 at 11:08 PM • permalink

  11. Hey guys,

    I’m at the Brissy airport ready to fly to Cairns. wit woo, Brisbane was fun!! They sure love bongo drums up there! Bongo beats everywhere, a little tropical heat sends them crazy!

    Speaking of sing songs..
    What about “Rabbit Pie day song” we could sing Rabbit Stein Pie day sing song!! Or ‘Sheik is on the farm day, to bag the convicts!!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 01 12 at 11:12 PM • permalink

  12. p.s.

    I love hearing about the massive housing shortage we’re going to have here in Brisbane and to top it off, they are going to run out of water..

    Will they become refugees? Will they receive free housing when this happens in 20 years time?

    Hi Tim tam are you coming up for a holiday with me.. smootches…xxxxx hi paco and el cid and becca and andrea i saw him first just cause im on holidays don’t take him….. :)

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 01 12 at 11:15 PM • permalink

  13. p.ps.pps…

    Margo, I love your Up there Halali song!!!

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 01 12 at 11:16 PM • permalink

  14. I could give Mark Steyn the appreciation he deserves, if Sandy Berger’s screwing with history didn’t infuriate me so.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 01 13 at 12:07 AM • permalink

  15. #14: Don’t worry, Rebecca; it’ll all come out in the wash.

    Posted by paco on 2007 01 13 at 12:55 AM • permalink

  16. O/T, but this is for Wronwright. Looks like your successful manipulation of voting machines in Ohio drove at least one favorite son loco.

    H/T Confederate Yankee

    Posted by paco on 2007 01 13 at 01:24 AM • permalink

  17. Thanks Wronwright.
    Sandy, Sandy, when will those docs all disappear?
    Sandy, Sandy, where will it lead us from here?
    With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
    You can’t say we’re satisfied
    But Sandy, Sandy, you can’t say we never tried

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 01 13 at 04:06 AM • permalink

  18. #8: I’m with Wronwright: blogstrop’s lyrics are definitely one for the permanent archives.

    Posted by paco on 2007 01 13 at 01:14 PM • permalink

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