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All Jimmy is saying is give Hamas a chance:

Hamas deserves to be recognized by the international community, and despite the group’s militant history, there is a chance the soon-to-be Palestinian leaders could turn away from violence, former President Jimmy Carter said Wednesday.

Well, it’s possible, I guess. After all, even al-Qaeda has lately developed some kind of respect for human life:

Al-Qaeda’s deputy leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, has blasted US President George Bush as a “butcher”, saying a recent American air strike targeting him had killed only innocent people.

Al-Qaeda just hates it when innocent people are killed in air strikes.

Posted by Tim B. on 02/02/2006 at 08:20 AM
  1. I’m mixed up. I thought it was media strumpet Cindy who said GWB was a butcher, or was it Jimmy CahtaH? No, that was Billy the boozer Billy, famous dead brother and traitor, who said from his grave, give HAMAS a chance. To kill more Jews, that is. Let’s see, it was Zawahiri that said that Fidel Castro was the humane leader of the entire world not owned by Muslims, namely Cuba. And also Venezuela, or was that faux mom Cindy? It’s all so confusing. They all sound alike.

    Posted by stats on 2006 02 02 at 09:40 AM • permalink

  2. Imagine -Ciao Baby Negus was reaching out to Hamas last night too on “special t.v.”
    He begged and tilted but to no avail.
    He couldn’t DO anything except take his (our)money and run.

    Posted by crash on 2006 02 02 at 09:53 AM • permalink

  3. Jimmah, Give the Cartoons A Chance, instead. (BBC: Hamas gunmen surround Gaza EU offices, thousands of Paleos violently demonstrate against the cartoons.) If these animals commit such violence in the name of the “Religion of Peace”, and are driven into frenzy by ‘free speech’, think what they will do to the Jews once Jimmah gives them the means to do their will. Ah, Jimmah, almost bringing the USA to its knees financially and militarily, and being overwhelmingly rejected by the voters for a second term, you are taking out your spleen on the civilized world for your humiliations.

    Posted by stats on 2006 02 02 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  4. One last observation on pathetic Jimmah. He had the unfortunate fate to be followed in office by a real leader who performed real advances for the world. Ronald R.! Ronald’s achievement made Jimmah look more the weak ignorant incompetent twit than ever he appeared in office. The contrast was, and is, DEAFENING. Now Jimmah, the closet anti-American and open anti-semite, together with open-zipper Clinton, parade around the world trashing their countrymen and supporting whatever Islamo-fascist fashion the Muslim world is fastened onto for the moment. Great for the Democratic Party.

    Posted by stats on 2006 02 02 at 10:20 AM • permalink

  5. Dear Mr. Carter:

    Could you do the United States (and the world, for that matter) a favor? 

    Shut the fuck up.

    Sincerely,

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 02 02 at 10:26 AM • permalink

  6. 3. Stats: absolutely spot on. I have always felt that the accumulation of humiliations - the hostage disaster, the tragi-comic rescue attempt, his defeat by Reagan, and the release of the hostages on Reagan’s inauguration day - caused His Gooberness to become unhinged, and probably, at some unconscious level, his activities and pronouncements are an attempt to “get back” at the country that rejected his leadership (if dressing up in a drum major’s suit and prancing down a street with nobody following you can even be called “leadership”). Carter is easily one of the pettiest, most small-minded performers on the world stage today. As I’ve said before, never trust a man who looks like Eleanor Roosevelt.

    Posted by paco on 2006 02 02 at 10:28 AM • permalink

  7. In fact, never trust anybody who looks like Eleanor Roosevelt.

    Posted by paco on 2006 02 02 at 11:28 AM • permalink

  8. Did ANY movement Jimmy Carter endorsed EVER turn away from armed violence?  I’m just askin’...

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 02 02 at 11:47 AM • permalink

  9. My wife once attended a lecture by Jimmah and Roslyn at the Carter Center for Moonbats in Atlanta. To be fair, they do have some good NGO third-world health initiatives.

    Anyway, during the Q&A after the lecture, someone asked about JC’s electoral humiliation at the hands of that B-movie actor, Ronald Wilson Reagan. My wife reports that it’s Roslyn that has never gotten over it. I suggest that maybe she is the reason the guy won’t stay home and help build houses for the poor.

    Posted by Some0Seppo on 2006 02 02 at 12:10 PM • permalink

  10. “...JC’s electoral humiliation at the hands of that B-movie actor, Ronald Wilson Reagan.”

    Heh!  That’s about the best description of the 1980 elections that I’ve ever heard!!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 02 02 at 12:19 PM • permalink

  11. If there is anyone who should know better than to give terrorists a chance, it should be Jimmy Carter.  Has he forgotten the hostages held in Iran—unfortunately the only memorable event of his presidency?  The hostage-takers hated Carter so much that they symbolically released the hostages on Ronaldus Maximus’ inaugauration day.  Is Jimmy Carter too stupid to realize that was meant as a personal insult to him? 

    I remember hearing that Jimmy is a Sunday School teacher at his local church.  As such, how is he unaware of the conflict between good and evil in the world?  He’s had first-hand experience with it.

    Posted by RK on 2006 02 02 at 12:28 PM • permalink

  12. What with the Americans killing all the innocent people and our friend Ayman and his mates blowing up the guilty ones, things are pretty much covered, I guess.

    Posted by Inurbanus on 2006 02 02 at 02:00 PM • permalink

  13. Dhimmy Cahtuh

    Hamas deserves to be recognized by the international community

    Hamas Covenant 1988 Article Thirteen

    Initiatives, and so-called peaceful solutions and international conferences, are in contradiction to the principles of the Islamic Resistance Movement.

    Hmmm.  Who to believe?  Who to believe?

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 02 02 at 03:32 PM • permalink

  14. there is a chance the soon-to-be Palestinian leaders could turn away from violence, former President Jimmy Carter said

    Uh-huh.

    There’s a chance I’ll flap my wings and fly to the moon next Tuesday, too.

    In fact, there’s a 100% better chance of my doing that than of Ham-ass giving up violence.

    Dhimmi Cahtah just missed another chance to STFU.

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2006 02 02 at 04:10 PM • permalink

  15. #11 “Has he forgotten the hostages held in Iran—unfortunately the only memorable event of his presidency?” 

    Oh no, no, no.  Here are a few more memorable events:

    1.  gas lines stretching blocks
    2.  the gas bill for my 1970 Monte Carlo, a muscle car with mag tires, a 400 cu engine, and 10 mpg, doubling, making my dates becoming twice as expensive (you don’t think the gals chipped in any money do you?)
    3.  the invasion of Afghanistan by the Soviet Union
    4.  the proportionate retaliation by Jimmy:  boycott of the 1980 Moscow Olympics, big deal
    5.  14% mortgage rates—14 freaking percent!
    6.  US economy swirling down the toilet
    7.  standing by while Iran changed from being a loyal ally and co-opponent to the Soviet Union to it becoming the first theocracy ruled by Muslims

    There are others, believe you me.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 02 02 at 04:34 PM • permalink

  16. #15 Of course you’re right.  Sorry to show my ignorance, but in my defense I was only 10 when JC left office. 

    What I actually remembered was the hostage crisis.  And now that you mention it, something about Afghanistan, though at the time I had no idea where that might be. 

    Also, some sort of a schoolyard diddy, sung to the tune of the old Oscar Mayer jingle:  ending with the line, “cuz Jimmy Carter has a way of messing up the USA.”  Even though us kids knew nothing about politics, we knew something was wrong w/the president.  Must have been the national malaise.

    Posted by RK on 2006 02 02 at 05:02 PM • permalink

  17. my 1970 Monte Carlo, a muscle car with mag tires, a 400 cu engine, and 10 mpg,

    With, alas, David Gates & Bread in the 8-track player, providing ample suckitude to totally undermine any potential coolness this ride mighta otherwise generated.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 02 02 at 05:09 PM • permalink

  18. #17:  I was in those same gas lines, in my 1970 Plymouth Roadrunner Superbird, 440 Supercommando engine, Mickey Thompson tires, Bluewalker not-street-legal mufflers, and Humble Pie was in the eight-track. I remember seeing quite a few Monte Carlos: sniff, in the rear view mirror, of course, getting smaller and smaller.

    Posted by paco on 2006 02 02 at 05:33 PM • permalink

  19. #15, It was 20% interest rates, not 14%. I remember well ‘cause it cost me dearly. And inflation was almost double digits. Imagine, high interest rates, high inflation and high unemployment all at the same time. The economists didn’t think it possibe. And Jimmy thought it all not his doing, but “natural” for a capitalistic system, he invented the description MALAISE. This, in addition to inaction to the hostages and loads of other international probelms. He couldn’t even control his drunken brother. You think the lush Ted (Splash) Kennedy got away with murder. Brother Billy CahtaH tried to sell his country down the rivah to LibyaH.
    This is the primming idiot about whom the MSM reports every crank utterence.

    Posted by stats on 2006 02 02 at 06:02 PM • permalink

  20. paco, you’re a liar.  You owned a 1975 Dodge Dart, olive green, plastic seat covers, with no radio or tape deck.  An absolute babe repellent.

    Or was that my dad?

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 02 02 at 07:00 PM • permalink

  21. #17 Stoop Davy Dave,

    Laugh if you want at my Best of Bread 8 track tape.  But the girls loved it.  While you and your kind would blast your dates ear drums to Led Zeppelin and ACDC, resulting in your dates cringing close to the door and moaning claims of having a migraine (possibly due to the course music and drum beat, but most likely due to their date), I would put them in the mood to the chords of If:

    If a picture paints a thousand words,
    Then why can’t i paint you?
    The words will never show the you i’ve come to know.
    If a face could launch a thousand ships,
    Then where am i to go?
    There’s no one home but you,
    You’re all that’s left me too.
    And when my love for life is running dry,
    You come and pour yourself on me.

    At this opportune point in the evening, I would swing my arm around her shoulder, starting my “move”.  She would uncontrollably move close to me, smelling my Hai Karate after shave. 

    If a man could be two places at one time,
    I’d be with you.
    Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.
    If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,
    I’d spend the end with you.
    And when the world was through,
    Then one by one the stars would all go out,
    Then you and i would simply fly away

    By this time she would be putty in my hands.  Or at least, that’s how I remember it.  Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s how it happened.

    Bread—sex.  They go together.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 02 02 at 07:15 PM • permalink

  22. there is a chance the soon-to-be Palestinian leaders could turn away from violence, former President Jimmy Carter said Wednesday.

    There is a chance Cindy Sheehan could undergo a makeover and come out looking like Cindy Crawford.

    There is a chance the Browns and Bengals will start winning games on a regular basis.

    There is a chance the New York Times will admit the error of its ways and do a 90° turn to the middle.

    There is a chance I’ll fly around the earth six times, counter-rotation, and turn back time.

    All these chances have equal value, IMO.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 02 02 at 09:58 PM • permalink

  23. #20: No, honestly, Wronwright, I owned a Superbird. Of course, I wrecked it after owning it for only three months. And the chicks didn’t dig Humble Pie anyway. That car, incidentally, in pristine shape would bring somewhere in the neighborhood of $70, 000 to $100,000 today (slaps self furiously).

    Posted by paco on 2006 02 02 at 11:22 PM • permalink

  24. Wronwright, I think you’ve brought on my menopause fifteen years early.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 02 03 at 12:12 AM • permalink

  25. If a man could be two places at one time,
    I’d be with you.
    Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.

    Well, that explains the discrepancy in the chronodometer readings every time wronwright used the time machine.

    Posted by Achillea on 2006 02 03 at 01:19 AM • permalink

  26. Oh my god I’ve hit middle age. Reading the lyrics to a Bread song almost brought a tear to my eye.

    Got to find my Clash CDs…...

    Posted by Francis H on 2006 02 03 at 03:33 AM • permalink

  27. Carter -he’s a failure not a fighter..

    Posted by crash on 2006 02 03 at 04:30 AM • permalink

  28. “I was in those same gas lines, in my 1970 Plymouth Roadrunner Superbird, 440 Supercommando engine, Mickey Thompson tires, Bluewalker not-street-legal mufflers ...”

    I concede, you’d be the King of the Road paco.  Although I might point out that my 1970 Monte Carlo was the sports car version, not the big ass family car one that came out in 1973.

    And my car was jacked up.  Four barrel carborator.  Damn fast.  I beat a Duster in a drag race.  Yes the Duster, also souped up, beat me off the blocks, but I overcame it, a la John Travolta in Grease. 

    Unfortunately, I didn’t get laid as a reward.  Like with someone that looks like Olivia Newton John.  That’s unjust.  I think I’ll go back in the Tardis and revise that.  I hope I can do it without Karl getting wind of it.  Course with my luck, paco would be waiting for me in 1975.  With his Roadrunner.

    I wonder what McEnroe had.  I’m betting it was a Plymouth Scamp.  Navy blue.  With ABBA in the tape deck.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 02 03 at 07:15 AM • permalink

  29. I seem to remember something about a canal during the Carter administration.

    Posted by mouseman5 on 2006 02 03 at 09:41 AM • permalink

  30. #28: The Monte Carlo was definitely nothing to sneeze at. I vaguely recollect from the 1970’s that one of the NASCAR drivers, whose name escapes me, had some problems with his own car, and actually rented a Monte Carlo from Hertz or somebody for a race (I’m pretty sure they made a few temporary modifications, unbeknownst to the rental folks). In fact, probably the baddest car in my hometown was a bright orange Monte Carlo owned by a genius of a car guy. I never had a chance to race him, and, frankly, am grateful for the missed opportunity.

    The Superbird was more of a top-end car; not the best thing for drag racing.

    Posted by paco on 2006 02 03 at 09:59 AM • permalink

  31. The Road Runner and the GTO were muscle cars.  They looked like they were manufactured for drag racing and for nothing else. 

    The only problem with them is they would not turn over unless the driver wore a white T shirt or tank top and had either a cigarette hanging from his mouth or a dip of Skoal. A trucker hat was optional. Consequently, no one ever saw a woman drive one (except possibly the owner’s wife with bleached blond hair driving to the laundromat with three kids in the back).

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 02 03 at 10:34 AM • permalink

  32. Give Hamas a chance, declares Jimmyass. Of course, he’’s not the one who needs to take a chance. It’’s the Israelis who must take the chance with their children’’s lives. Tell me Jimmy, would you put forth your kids in the gamble?

    Posted by stats on 2006 02 03 at 10:56 AM • permalink

  33. Give Hamas a chance: Here is the new responsible gov’t of Hamas policy on Cartoons (all from Yahoo news)
    “About 10,000 demonstrators, including gunmen from the Islamic militant group Hamas firing in the air, marched through Gaza City to the Palestinian legislature, where they climbed on the roof, waving green Hamas banners.
    “We are ready to redeem you with our souls and our blood our beloved prophet,” they chanted. “Down, Down Denmark.”“
      So they have declared war on Denmark. I suppose they will join with Iran in sending Nukes to Copehangen.
    Here is how the Israelis deal with Hamas and the looney Muslims:
    “Nevertheless, about 100 men chanting Islamic slogans and carrying a green Hamas flag demonstrated outside Jerusalem’s Old City on Friday afternoon. The crowd scattered when police on horseback arrived, and some of the protesters threw rocks. Police broke up a second demonstration at Damascus Gate with tear gas and stun grenades.”
      The West still has a lot to learn from Israel. But like Jimmy Cahtah, they will find any number of excuses for these deranged killers.

    Posted by stats on 2006 02 03 at 12:21 PM • permalink

  34. WW 21

    Laugh if you want at my Best of Bread 8 track tape.

    Thank you.  ahem.  pppppPPPPPWAHAHAHA HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW hee hee hee hee hee k k k kef kaf kof snort HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW !!!!!!!!!

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 02 03 at 01:44 PM • permalink

  35. And if you quote any more David Gates lyrics at me, ahmina hafta slap you.

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 02 03 at 01:45 PM • permalink

  36. Four wheel wimps. 

    BMW’s baby.  The R90s was a sweeeet ride for the day.  Chin on the tank, feet on the passenger pegs and crank it.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 02 03 at 09:34 PM • permalink

  37. It don’t matter to me…ww!

    Posted by crash on 2006 02 05 at 10:00 AM • permalink

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