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SIR OSAMA

Conflict escalates in the Great Knighthood Battle of ’07:

A hard-line Pakistani parliamentarian and head of a religious political party on Wednesday demanded a “sir” title for Osama bin Laden, the leader of the al-Qaeda terrorist network, in retaliation for Britain knighting author Salman Rushdie.

“Muslims should confer the ‘sir’ title and all other awards on bin Laden and Mullah Omar in reply to Britain’s shameful decision to knight Rushdie,” Sami ul Haq, leader of the pro-Taliban Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam, said in a statement.

Restraint is needed at this point; otherwise Britain will simply respond by knighting Iain Dale or Harry Hutton, then Muslims would knight some random guys in Tehran, and suddenly it’s knights everywhere, with maybe a few squires and liege lords as well. Totally unacceptable. Trembly Brits are already spooked by the mere knighting of Rushdie:

I was astonished when I heard he had been knighted.

I’m not a Muslim, in fact I’m agnostic but his book caused such problems and giving him a knighthood may well encourage the terrorists to go a step further in their plot to kill as many innocent people as possible.

Salman Rushdie got his financial reward but why put innocent people’s lives at risk?

ADELE LEAN, LONDON, UK

At least she calls them terrorists. As often happens during these “outrages” – be they over cartoons, papal comments, or Sir Salman - a moderate Muslim makes the most sense:

I am so, so, so sick and tired of insecure, scared and apparently “ultra-sensitive” Muslims being “insulted” at the slightest, most innocuous gesture.

Mr. Rushdie’s award is an award for Mr. Rushdie. I fail to see how it is an insult to Islam and that it shows “Islamophobia”. Such great leaps of logic!

I am a Muslim, but I am quite sure that all these very, very angry Muslims around the world haven’t even seen a copy of the Satanic Verses, or any of Mr. Rushdie’s other works, let alone read and understand them.

A JAMALUDIN, KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA

Posted by Tim B. on 06/21/2007 at 05:28 AM
  1. A JAMALUDIN, KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA

    OK, so there’s one. Now if several million more can be so enlightened we’ll be off to a start.
    All they need is more education.  Better get crackin’ K-Twat.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 05:36 AM • permalink

  2. On the subject of titles and names, have a gander at this classic.  Are these people 4Real.

    I guess its better than “Sir Real”.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 05:42 AM • permalink

  3. I guess Mr. A Jamaludin is next!

    Posted by Lonetown on 2007 06 21 at 05:44 AM • permalink

  4. This is a positive development, I think.
    http://mickhartley.typepad.com/blog/2007/06/council_of_exmu.html

    Also here:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6224702.stm

    Posted by danS on 2007 06 21 at 05:49 AM • permalink

  5. Muslims are alread Sir!

    Sir Cumsized.

    Posted by pog-ma-thon on 2007 06 21 at 06:07 AM • permalink

  6. A. Jamaludin, voice in the wilderness.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 21 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  7. #2 surfmaster:
    Maybe the parents want the son to have a sizeable payout from the education authorities for 4real (is that 44real) after he suffers taunts from fellow students.  This recently happened in NSW, an ex-student successfully sued for playground bullying. The parents may only need to wait about 4.5 years, one week of preschool should be sufficient.

    Are you 4real?  Got to be a joke.

    Posted by Stevo on 2007 06 21 at 06:14 AM • permalink

  8. CONTEXT .....CONTEXT people..Its a misqoute….HHHmmm not buying that..ok…..Look we never got over the Crusades…...No .....ok….You stole our rock and sand mock up of an Airbus 380 in 1090 AD thus giving birth to a mordern and andvanced West….

    Posted by sparrow on 2007 06 21 at 06:18 AM • permalink

  9. Any chance of a knighthood for the Danish cartoonists?

    Posted by John_K on 2007 06 21 at 06:23 AM • permalink

  10. Maybe they should rename osama “Sir hides alot”

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 06:25 AM • permalink

  11. My brother-in-law has a houseboat called “Sir Rhosis of the River”.  It’s painted with big letter on the sides.  Yes, he is a great host whilst on board, he likes a beer or three, as do the rest of the crew.

    Posted by Stevo on 2007 06 21 at 06:36 AM • permalink

  12. # 11 Stevo, is he hiring?

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 06:43 AM • permalink

  13. I think there are quite legitimate grounds for concern about the reckless and indiscriminate award of knighthoods. It is imperative to maintain standards and avoid a situation where the title loses the special status and respect that is due to people whose outstanding qualities and achievements etc etc…

    I could go on but you get the idea.

    Signed (Sir) Rafe Champion

    Posted by Rafe on 2007 06 21 at 06:47 AM • permalink

  14. I think there are quite legitimate grounds for concern about the reckless and indiscriminate award of knighthoods. It is imperative to maintain standards and avoid a situation where the title loses the special status and respect that is due to people whose outstanding qualities and achievements etc etc…

    I could go on but you get the idea.

    Signed (Sir) Rafe Champion

    Sir Rafe,
    You go to far

    Sir Fmaster

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 06:54 AM • permalink

  15. “mordern and andvanced”

    Don’t drink and type….Well no, drink by all means, just don’t type.

    Posted by sparrow on 2007 06 21 at 07:18 AM • permalink

  16. Yeah, knight the scumbag.  And for a special touch, dub him with a swinging motion.

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 06 21 at 07:25 AM • permalink

  17. Cur Osama

    it’s in the pronunciation

    Posted by mehaul on 2007 06 21 at 07:26 AM • permalink

  18. Knighting Salman Rushdie was an affront to Muslims and justification for further suicide attacks against the West, a Pakistan government minister said yesterday.
    And:
    Lord Ahmed, Britain’s first Muslim peer, said he was appalled to hear Sir Salman had been knighted, describing it as a “provocative” decision that would damage Britain’s interests abroad and community relations in the UK.

    The Labour peer added: “This man not only provoked violence around the world because of his writings, but there were many people who were killed around the world. Honouring the man who has blood on his hands, sort of, because of what he did is going a bit too far.”

    It’s OK for a muslim to be a Life Peer of the British House of Lords and spout this sort of rubbish. Never mind that, as with the cartoons, the violence he refers to was a product of the excessive reactions of fascist lunatics. The Pakistani seems to be saying “more of the same!”

    Knighting an acclaimed novelist is a British Too far.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 06 21 at 07:33 AM • permalink

  19. #13
    oh

    #14
    oh groan

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 21 at 08:07 AM • permalink

  20. It might be that the anti-Rushdie demonstrations provide a useful diversion for Musharef in the face of mounting opposition to his dictatorial rule.  A dictatorship moreover that the US supports.

    As for Knighting the Danish cartoons, I wonder what public reaction would have been if a Western paper had published cartoons parodying the crime Catholicism is most closely associated with, i.e. child abuse.  One wonders if the Danish cartoons were published in the spirit of ‘free speech’ why this has not already been done by a major newspaper?

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 08:08 AM • permalink

  21. surfmaster, get yourself down to the Edwards River at Deni and look for “Sir Rhosis of the River”.  My brother-in-law is a great fellow, a hard worker in his business and on the land, I admire him.  His friendship and generosity to people is what I admire in Australians from the bush.  Or anywhere for that matter.  He would accept anyone to be crew, as long as they were fair dinkum.  He’s pretty switched on, contrary to what many city folk think of country people.

    Now about the manufactured outrage or being offended.  That’s what it is, manufactured.  And the West falls for it.

    BTW, I’ve been looking for a Graham Parker video on YouTube called Stupefaction.  Can anyone help me find it?  I do love this YouTube stuff.  The chorus goes stupid, stupid, stupid ... (repeat)  ... that is how I think the West responds to offending religious sensitivities.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid ...

    Posted by Stevo on 2007 06 21 at 08:10 AM • permalink

  22. I’m of the opinion that Her Majesty has surpassed the quota of knights and should refrain from attempting further knighthood adornment until such time that 50% of the current knightery has passed on.

    Signed,
    Sir Loin

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:11 AM • permalink

  23. Hi kae, dropped in after signing all those meeja watch autographs!!!!!

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 08:12 AM • permalink

  24. wacka, wacka

    I’ll be here all week, folks. Try the veal.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:12 AM • permalink

  25. #20 Oh goody. Huckabee returns to spew yet again.

    Didn’t you get enough of a trouncing yesterday?

    So now you’re equating the Catholics with the Muslims? This is a really tired act Huck. Try some original thought and come up with your own ideas. If possible. Which I doubt.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:17 AM • permalink

  26. #20,  hey fuckforfree,

    if you’re going to come here for another flogging, make sure you don’t bleed all over Andrea’s nice clean pages.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 08:19 AM • permalink

  27. Hi Texas Bob
    Sorry I’ve lost touch with you, been very very busy.  No overseas postings for me on the horizon in the short term.  I suppose this is OT, but Hi anyway.
    Stevo

    Posted by Stevo on 2007 06 21 at 08:22 AM • permalink

  28. So yeah, I’m still waiting for a cartoon featuring Jesus sodomising an Altar Boy in a major Western, preferably European daily.  Just in the interests of free speech an all ya know…

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 08:23 AM • permalink

  29. Jesus! 26 or there about comments and this thread is compost, eh, Mr. Palm Palmer and OZ ABC?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 08:24 AM • permalink

  30. Would someone please ask Prince Phillip to respond to this diplomatic debacle with some calming and soothing words of sage advice?

    ‘Fuck you Pakistan, clearly the Raj should have finished the job’

    Posted by CB on 2007 06 21 at 08:26 AM • permalink

  31. Guess you missed the Piss Christ thingy?
    Must of been lost amidst all those beheadings in St Peter’s Square.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:26 AM • permalink

  32. Hey Stevo, nice to see you’re back! And nice to be back, too!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:28 AM • permalink

  33. Blame it on me, Palmer…I’ve got big shoulders. Ummm, still no email from you sport.

    The only “Knight” Hood, I’d like to see bestowed on laden is, body parts in a black bag, achieved, during the night.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 08:30 AM • permalink

  34. The Piss Christ was published by a major Western daily?

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 08:32 AM • permalink

  35. And frankly, I must offer you my sympathies Huck. Your unprovoked rage at the Catholics obviously stems from some childhood traumatic experience.  Tell us Huck. We’ll listen. No shame in confession.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:32 AM • permalink

  36. Yes, my hyperlink challenged friend, photos of Piss Christ were published thoughout the Western World (perhaps in Northern Ireland as well)

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:34 AM • permalink

  37. #20, hey fuckforfree

    Oh my, there you go again, Pogria…lol.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 08:34 AM • permalink

  38. # 35. Do you really want to hear it?

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 08:35 AM • permalink

  39. Not sure if any worldwide major Danish publications printed them though.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  40. #34, yes fuckforfree,

    piss christ was published by major papers right here in Oz AND shown on television and exhipited in a Major Museum.

    Have YOU seen it?

    Perhaps added to it?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  41. #40, whoops, lost the “b”

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  42. And frankly, I must offer you my sympathies Huck. Your unprovoked rage at the Catholics obviously stems from some childhood traumatic experience.  Tell us Huck. We’ll listen. No shame in confession.

    Loosen the belt huck, all that pressure squeezes the detonators.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 08:37 AM • permalink

  43. Huckabee

    Quit while you are a “head”. (not meant in anyway, as considered ‘winning’).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 08:37 AM • permalink

  44. The Piss Christ is not to Christianity what terrorism is supposedly to Islam.  So, until a Western daily publishes some ‘ironic’ cartoons of God and or Jesus molesting some kiddies…

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 08:37 AM • permalink

  45. #38 You might as well let it fly Huck, or else all you’ll get is what I am imagining. And it ain’t pretty (although eerily close to the mark I’ll wager)

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:37 AM • permalink

  46. #44 The Piss Christ is not to Christianity what terrorism is supposedly to Islam.  So, until a Western daily publishes some ‘ironic’ cartoons of God and or Jesus molesting some kiddies… i]

    You do realize that was virtually incoherent and totally stupid, right?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:40 AM • permalink

  47. oops

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:40 AM • permalink

  48. sorry Andrea…

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:41 AM • permalink

  49. #44, ANSWER THE QUESTION.

    Have You Seen IT?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 08:41 AM • permalink

  50. The first attack came from the Catholic archbishop of Melbourne Dr. George Pell who, considering the work to be blasphemous, applied unsuccessfully for a Supreme Court injunction to prevent the National Gallery of Victoria from exhibiting the work. But where the gavel failed the hammer of two youths succeeded, by prompting Dr Timothy Potts, the director of the NGV, to cancel the show.

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 08:41 AM • permalink

  51. Bring it on huck, Andrea has allowed us to play with the trolls for a while.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 08:42 AM • permalink

  52. You do realize that was virtually incoherent and totally stupid, right?

    alphie, is this you, from Critt’s place?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 08:42 AM • permalink

  53. # 45. you seem awfully keen Bob, would that turn you on?

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 08:42 AM • permalink

  54. #50 How many people died during this {i}attack{/i}?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  55. test…signed, Mr. Compost.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  56. The first attack came from the Catholic archbishop of Melbourne Dr. George Pell who, considering the work to be blasphemous, applied unsuccessfully for a Supreme Court injunction to prevent the National Gallery of Victoria from exhibiting the work.

    And therein is the difference, christians use lawful means to argue their point, that other “cult” uses awful means and blows everyone up, men, women, children and lefties.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 08:44 AM • permalink

  57. #53 Good God I hope not Huck. But unless you’re about to confess some wicked event involving Jessica Alba, I suppose there’s no worry of that happening.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:44 AM • permalink

  58. #45. Yes Pogger, i’ve seen it on the net…didn’t get to see it in real life because two acolytes from the ‘Religion of Tolerance’ tried to smash it with a hammer.

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 08:45 AM • permalink

  59. Huck old boy, or girl…Insult Texas Bob and you insult me…one or the other will get you, even if I have to spend the Texas Bob Beer Fund Money.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 08:45 AM • permalink

  60. #59 Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:47 AM • permalink

  61. #58 - #49 (just trying to help)

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 08:49 AM • permalink

  62. Huck old boy, or girl…Insult Texas Bob and you insult me…one or the other will get you, even if I have to spend the Texas Bob Beer Fund Money.

    El Cid, don’t sweat it, as that famous saying goes, “sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me”

    Well I am sure it was something like that.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 08:49 AM • permalink

  63. #23
    Yeah, whatever.

    *sigh*

    It’s hard work being a racial villifier.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 21 at 08:51 AM • permalink

  64. Hey fuckforfree,

    in all the years of christianity, Jesus was never accused of paedophilia or anything remotely resembling same.

    Big MO, on the other hand started the craze for legalised kiddie rape.

    As for Piss Christ, does that mean I can drop the koran in a bucket of piss and call it art and not expect to get my head cut off?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 08:53 AM • permalink

  65. #28: Huckabee ... sounds strawman ... try a bit better ...

    Posted by Stevo on 2007 06 21 at 08:55 AM • permalink

  66. #44

    The Piss Christ is not to Christianity what terrorism is supposedly to Islam.  So, until a Western daily publishes some ‘ironic’ cartoons of God and or Jesus molesting some kiddies…

    Let me just check my bible… oh damn, it’s in the toilet*, but I’m fairly sure Jesus never advocated child abuse. The big mo certainly had a thing about killing infidels though, which most of the Danish cartoons referenced.

    * Please don’t hurt me, outraged Christians.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 06 21 at 08:56 AM • permalink

  67. #58,

    you saw it on the net!!!

    Aaaahhhh, that explains your expertise on the suject.

    [sarcasm off]

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 08:57 AM • permalink

  68. #64 go pogg. you’re on a winner.

    Posted by mehaul on 2007 06 21 at 08:58 AM • permalink

  69. Looking for this, Stevo?

    Posted by dean martin on 2007 06 21 at 09:00 AM • permalink

  70. #64 lol you used ‘big mo’ also, and our comments are fairly similar, yet I hadn’t read your comment when I posted. I suspect you have the keys to the TARDIS, which allowed your low plagiarism.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 06 21 at 09:03 AM • permalink

  71. # 64. I never said Jesus, if he existed, was associated with that. But his followers sure as hell have made a go of it.  I was talking about the association of Mohammed and terrorism.

    Btw, I do wonder at what age women were married off in Medieval Europe…not to mention the droit du seigneur.

    As for Piss Christ, does that mean I can drop the koran in a bucket of piss and call it art and not expect to get my head cut off?

    I guess you could if you really wanted to, I mean, these overgrown schoolyard bullies seem to think they can get away with it…

    A military inquiry has found that U.S. guards or interrogators at the Guantanamo Bay detention center in Cuba kicked, stepped on and splashed urine on the Quran, in some cases intentionally and in others accidentally, the Pentagon said Friday.

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 09:05 AM • permalink

  72. Huckabee sure as hell sounds like alpo, the Curiously Wrong(tm) Troll.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 06 21 at 09:07 AM • permalink

  73. Yep, it’s Alpo. Or an acolyte.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 06 21 at 09:09 AM • permalink

  74. surfmaster

    El Cid, don’t sweat it

    OK…gotcha, as you say (using my best NY’ese) just woids…:).

    And it does seems as though Texas Bob has a plenty backup, from Oz folks…lol.

    My God, Pogria is vicious…you little devil, Pog.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 09:10 AM • permalink

  75. #71 So, from your example of Guantanamo Bay, Pogria could expect not to have her head cut off, but she actually would.

    (P, for some reason I think of you as female, perhaps because your name is similar to Polgara, a character in a fantasy series I read when a young teenager. If you are not, then my apologies.)

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 06 21 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  76. The hallmarks of an Alpo Troll:

    o Never takes a position; actually defending a position would involve discussion. Instead, an Alpo Troll “responds” to rebuttal by changing the subject.

    o Conflates historical acts with current acts. Thus, the marriage traditions of a couple of centuries ago are equated with the present-day laws of theocracies.

    o The eerie power to read minds. At least, it thinks it has that power—an Alpo Troll feels perfectly comfortable explaining to you what you really think, based on the cartoon version of you it has in its head.

    There are more, but those are the ones he’s shown in the last few days.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 06 21 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  77. Huck mate, comparisons of Piss Christ with cartoons of Mohammed are not valid comparisons.

    Compare an image of Jesus Christ with an image of Mohammed. You’ve made it that far? Well done.

    Now, go piss on a statue of Mohammed. Now you’ve got your fair comparison with Piss Christ.

    Let me know how long you expect to live after peeing on Mohammed.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:19 AM • permalink

  78. #77 Nice one, Ash.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 06 21 at 09:21 AM • permalink

  79. Huck…

    Gitmo, is so…ummm yesterday. Besides WE let your Hicks go, so soon he can return to his ways, in OZ…and on OZ’landers, m-o-n-e-y.

    Have no fear of pissed on or at queer’anns.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 09:21 AM • permalink

  80. I wonder what public reaction would have been if a Western paper had published cartoons parodying the crime Catholicism is most closely associated with, i.e. child abuse.—Huckabee

    You mean like this one? Or any of the dozens/hundreds discussed here and here?  If you want one, these people will happily sell you the right to reproduce any of a long, long list (copyright, y’know). And that’s not counting all the Photoshop jobs on the ‘net.

    You really need to get out more, become more familiar with the culture you find yourself isolated in. At the very least, you need to figure out that you don’t impress when you make sweeping statements based on being too ignorant to pound sand and too proud of it to use Google.

    Regards,
    Ric

    Posted by Ric Locke on 2007 06 21 at 09:25 AM • permalink

  81. #71: Well, there you go! The perfect justification for cutting people’s heads off, blowing up trains, threatening to kill apostate Muslims, and otherwise behaving like ignorant psychopaths!

    ” wonder what public reaction would have been if a Western paper had published cartoons parodying the crime Catholicism is most closely associated with, i.e. child abuse”. Oh, yeah, like that didn’t happen. And I believe the “public response”, if any, did not involve Catholic nightriders gunning down cartoonists.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 09:26 AM • permalink

  82. #78 Why thank you Muzzie.

    I’m sick of depraved ‘art’ being compared with a few cartoons which don’t send anywhere near such an offensive message as the art.

    In fact, the Muslim mates I have actually thought most of the cartoons were funny.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:26 AM • permalink

  83. #77 Ash

    Now, go piss on a statue of Mohammed.

    Umm, just realised that most muslims would be offended by a statue of the big m, even sans urine.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 06 21 at 09:28 AM • permalink

  84. # 76.

    o Conflates historical acts with current acts. Thus, the marriage traditions of a couple of centuries ago are equated with the present-day laws of theocracies.

    Actually I wasn’t the one who started talking about Mohammed and his supposed endorsement of pedophilia. You guys did. I was just pointing out that at the time marrying young girls was probably quite commonplace in Christian societies as well.

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 09:30 AM • permalink

  85. Thanks Muzzie, thanks mehaul, thanks El Cid, by the way Big El, have you revarnished your punishment plank?;-)

    I’ve realised that this sad little masochist has only come onto this blog, (come, being the operative word), because Mistress Mandiii is on holidays.

    Poor little sod has to get his jollies somehow. This is also waaaaay cheaper than Mistress Mandiii.

    He may become a regular. sigh.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 09:30 AM • permalink

  86. #83 Very true, but that just makes my point stronger, doesn’t it?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:30 AM • permalink

  87. #69 dean:
    Thanks.  It shows how young or old I am.  I remember Graham Parker being on the Australian TV music show called Countdown.  He was the guest presenter back in the late 70s and he said most of the songs being played were crap on the show.  A very enlightening episode.  The one you pointed me to has eluded me from YouTube.  I’m sure my kids could find it.  Thanks dean.

    Posted by Stevo on 2007 06 21 at 09:31 AM • permalink

  88. Hi Pogria!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:31 AM • permalink

  89. Hi Ash_, how goes it?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 09:33 AM • permalink

  90. Paco

    behaving like ignorant psychopaths!

    They ARE ignorant psychopaths.

    There ya’ go Palmer and ABC. Now you have a choice…You may call me Mr. Compost OR Mr. Racist Stereotyper.

    Where ya been Paco? Just wake up, or on a coffee break? Oh gee, forgot you running your Military/Industrial Conglomerate, Paco Corp.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 09:34 AM • permalink

  91. #77. (R)Ash I didn’t bring up the comparison, TB did. Your comment makes no sense whatsoever.

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 09:34 AM • permalink

  92. #71. *yawn* I’m about to trundle off to bed, but before I go..

    # 64. I never said Jesus, if he existed, was associated with that. But his followers sure as hell have made a go of it.  I was talking about the association of Mohammed and terrorism.

    Btw, I do wonder at what age women were married off in Medieval Europe…not to mention the droit du seigneur.

    Comparing christianity in medieval times and islam today is soooo passe.

    Christianity recognises humans as fallible, hence the ten commandments and Jesus coming down to provide a living example so that even the thickest among us could get a clue.

    Islam uses Mohammed as the example to live by, as exemplified in the sunna and the hadiths, and as laid out in the quran.

    Christianity is based upon the idea of a just and loving God who expects us to use sense and reason to choose to come to Him.

    Islam is based upon allah’s will, and submission to it or else.

    If men of the church take advantage of their positions of authority to abuse the vulnerable ones under their influence, they are not following Christ’s example.

    If men of the mosque take advantage of their positions of authority to abuse the vulnerable ones under their influence, they are following Mohammed’s example.

    Since it is past my bedtime and I am about to turn into a pumpkin, I’m sure that some kind soul would be happy to track down one of the myriad links to articles of mentally challenged lads being used as suicide bombers and decoys for suicide attacks.

    Or google palestinian child abuse for some great photos.

    Night all.

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 06 21 at 09:35 AM • permalink

  93. And it does seems as though Texas Bob has a plenty backup, from Oz folks…lol.

    My God, Pogria is vicious…you little devil, Pog.


    El Cid - The Aussies will always back up the yanks, after all we are on the same bloody side.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 09:36 AM • permalink

  94. #89 It goes pretty badly tonight Pog, but at least we have a chewtoy.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:37 AM • permalink

  95. Pogria

    El Cid, by the way Big El, have you revarnished your punishment plank?;-)

    Yep…done…Oh put a high quality wax on it as well.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 09:37 AM • permalink

  96. #92,
    ENCORE, Nilk, ENCORE!!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 09:37 AM • permalink

  97. Well, once again, I missed the Great Huckabee Stompathon. 

    But no matter!  S/he was slapped down in record time, which reflects both the quick wits of the Blairites and the poor moral and logical position of Huckabee.

    Well done, people!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 09:38 AM • permalink

  98. Here Fuckabee.  Just what you asked for:

    Vatican sex scandal cartoons

    If you require more, here’s what our biggest name comedians and showhosts had to say.

    All of this was very public, and republished everywhere.  To date, I haven’t heard of a single Christian mob rioting, burning down buildings, or beheading anyone.

    But you knew all this.  You just don’t admit the difference, because you are dishonest, and more than a little antisocial.  There are counselors who can help you.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 06 21 at 09:39 AM • permalink

  99. # 92

    Christianity recognises humans as fallible, hence the ten commandments and Jesus coming down to provide a living example so that even the thickest among us could get a clue.

    Hehe…Jesus coming down…do you believe in UFO’s as well?

    Christianity is based upon the idea of a just and loving God who expects us to use sense and reason to choose to come to Him.

    As per the Spanish Inquisiton and the Crusades?

    Christianity is based upon the idea of a just and loving God who expects us to use sense and reason to choose to come to Him.

    You obviously haven’t been to church lately, Obersturmanfuhrer Benedict is talking about ‘damnation and hellfire again’.

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 09:39 AM • permalink

  100. #91 Aw, c’mon Huck, you couldn’t do better than that?

    How about Hash, Stash, Crash, Wash, Cash, Dash, Sash, Smash, Pash, Gash, Lash, or any of the other great options?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:39 AM • permalink

  101. #94,
    at least we have a chew toy.

    Oh crap!! Ash_ I just sprayed my keyboard!!!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 09:40 AM • permalink

  102. #101 - Pogria - get a wolly golly guard for your keyboard.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 09:41 AM • permalink

  103. #99 You and I are clearly not going to the same church sermons.

    Not to mention you can’t tell the difference between the past and the present.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:41 AM • permalink

  104. surfmaster

    The Aussies will always back up the yanks, after all we are on the same bloody side.

    Yep…Let us both hope it stays that way…we back you, you back us. Only fly in ointment, is Lefties taking control of one or both. Then I fear the “back up”, will mean…away from.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 09:42 AM • permalink

  105. #101 I suspected you’d like that one Pog.

    I’ll pay for the new keyboard.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:42 AM • permalink

  106. Back on topic, I think everybody in Pakistan should get a knighthood.  Don’t they first have to establish a monarchy and a hierarchy of nobility, or something?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 06 21 at 09:43 AM • permalink

  107. Yep…Let us both hope it stays that way…we back you, you back us. Only fly in ointment, is Lefties taking control of one or both. Then I fear the “back up”, will mean…away from.

    El Cid, the old “for evil to triumph all good men have to do is nothing” suddenly comes to mind.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 09:44 AM • permalink

  108. #97,
    Well, once again, I missed the Great Huckabee Stompathon. 

    Nevermind TRJ, you can help us put him to sleep soon.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 09:44 AM • permalink

  109. Here Fuckabee

    There ya go Huck…NOW you have vicious Pogria, Ash_ and other OZ folks…and now the eat raw meat, vicious RebeccaH.

    Told you to quit while a “head”.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 09:46 AM • permalink

  110. # 92.

    Or google palestinian child abuse for some great photos.

    Shall I log onto the IDF website?

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 09:46 AM • permalink

  111. #102, thanks for tip, surfmaster.

    #105, nah, that’s okay Ash, Ill swap it at Hardly Normal’s when no one’s looking.;)

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  112. #110,

    now you’re really struggling fuckforfree.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 09:48 AM • permalink

  113. Shall I log onto the IDF website?

    You’re a member?

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 06 21 at 09:49 AM • permalink

  114. #109 Aw, come on El Cid, would I hurt anyone?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:50 AM • permalink

  115. #98. Are they major Western newspapers, particlarly European ones?

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 09:50 AM • permalink

  116. #106. Yes, back on topic, so let’s finally talk about the US’s support for the Musharef dictatorship…

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 09:52 AM • permalink

  117. Shall I log onto the IDF website?

    Oh please do…you shall see ignorant psychos, fire weapons from behind their women and children, AT Israel. Just for the fun of dying for a fuck stick “religion”?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 09:53 AM • permalink

  118. Hehe…Jesus coming down…do you believe in UFO’s as well?—Huckabee

    Immediately followed by

    Obersturmanfuhrer Benedict is talking about ‘damnation and hellfire again’.—ibid

    So on the one hand we have the Pope telling people that their behavior will get them punished by God, which you don’t believe is possible, and on the other we have Muslims calling for real, live people (I assume you believe in that) to respond with guns and bombs to perceived slights? And you equate the two?

    There are things you can do, you know. Reading comprehension classes, for one, and possibly drugs. Consult your mental health professional.

    Regards,
    Ric

    Posted by Ric Locke on 2007 06 21 at 09:53 AM • permalink

  119. Are they major Western newspapers, particlarly European ones?

    Why do they have to be?

    (And nice job of being the epitome of dishonesty in #99.)

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 06 21 at 09:54 AM • permalink

  120. If you go to this site, you’ll get an understanding of why fuckforfree is here bothering us hardworking folk.

    Poor little bastard wants to know if a tree falls down in the woods, does it really make a sound?

    Scroll right down to see what I mean.

    I was wondering where I’d heard it’s name before.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 09:54 AM • permalink

  121. There are things you can do, you know. Reading comprehension classes, for one, and possibly drugs. Consult your mental health professional.

    And if pain persists, see your doctor.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 09:55 AM • permalink

  122. Shucks Ash_, ya broke me heart with that one…lol.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 09:55 AM • permalink

  123. Don’t worry El Cid, that’s an old pic.

    Some parts of me are much bigger now.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 09:57 AM • permalink

  124. Huckabee:
    You are being a tad negative I think.  Why not think positive, where Australia can sell our great democracy and freedom to the world.  It works well here.  Not perfect, but it’s pretty bloody good.

    Posted by Stevo on 2007 06 21 at 09:58 AM • permalink

  125. #118. I wonder how many times Bush and co. have invoked God in encouraging real live people to respond to a perceived need to dominate the Middle East with guns and bombs?

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 09:58 AM • permalink

  126. Pogria

    From your link….

    ‘I Heart Huckabees’ blows ‘Three Kings’...

    Gosh, maybe we all should turn our heads (oh gosh, just adds fuel to the fire, I meant, look away).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 09:58 AM • permalink

  127. Hey Ash_,
    I’ll bet the front of that gown is a little tighter now. ;)

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 09:59 AM • permalink

  128. #126, El Cid,

    hehehehehehe

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:00 AM • permalink

  129. Much, Pogria. Much, much, much tighter.

    At least it doesn’t have a male pawing at it all the time now.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:02 AM • permalink

  130. #99: You obviously haven’t been to church lately, Obersturmanfuhrer Benedict is talking about ‘damnation and hellfire again’.

    What’s the name of that law which posits that once you play the Nazi card, you’ve lost the argument? And when was the last time you were actually in a church, Huck, or is it something you just like to fantasize about? The doctrine of “damnation and hell fire” is between the Catholic faithful, the clergy and their God; the Pope is not planning on reestablishing the auto da fe. I hope you’re not a smoker because you’ve surrounded yourself with a platoon of strawmen and you’re liable to scorch yourself. And if you think believing in the divinity of Christ is ridiculous, what shall we think of someone who apparently believes in the divinity of the Palestinians, or even in the moral equivalence of secular western societies and the crazy-quilt of theocracies, corrupt monarchies and one-party dictatorships that make up the Middle East?

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 10:02 AM • permalink

  131. #125,

    Yaaawwwnn, you are so predictable.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:03 AM • permalink

  132. # 120. Actually, I’m a gun-totin’ terrorist with strong ties to the Republican Party…

    David Huckabee, a son of Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, was arrested at Little Rock’s airport Thursday after a federal X-ray technician detected a loaded Glock pistol in his carry-on luggage.

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 10:05 AM • permalink

  133. #129,

    Why not Ash_?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:05 AM • permalink

  134. #130 I hate it when you post, Paco, because you always, always, always, always, always outshine me!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:05 AM • permalink

  135. #133 In short, I told him to fuck off.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:06 AM • permalink

  136. #129 Ash

    At least it doesn’t have a male pawing at it all the time now.

    Some kind of reverse hair of the dog?

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 06 21 at 10:06 AM • permalink

  137. #136 LMAO Muzzie.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:07 AM • permalink

  138. Lady Ash_

    At least it doesn’t have a male pawing at it all the time now.

    I’ll have you know, I have no paws. Fingers, 11 of them…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 10:07 AM • permalink

  139. #132 I guess it’s true, what they say about kids always rebelling against their parents.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:08 AM • permalink

  140. #138 LOL. El Cid, I’d rather have your fingers on me than Jesse’s.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:08 AM • permalink

  141. #132,

    here we go.

    “I’ve got a gun. nyah nyah nyah”.

    Are you stroking it lovingly as you peck at your keyboard little man? Thinking,“if only they were right in front of me, I’d show ‘em”.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:10 AM • permalink

  142. #130.

    even in the moral equivalence of secular western societies and the crazy-quilt of theocracies, corrupt monarchies and one-party dictatorships that make up the Middle East?

    Investing states with a perceived morality is not something I’d do.

    As for the tyrants who rule the MidEast, many of them were put in power by Western ‘secular’ societiessecular
    and currently enjoy Western patronage and support.

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  143. Poor, old Huck, he was the ugly one in the class and was the only one not to be molested. So left out. He’s never got over it.

    Posted by Whale Spinor on 2007 06 21 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  144. El Cid, I’d rather have your fingers on me than Jesse’s.

    Oh my, do you know how hard (no intent) it is to have a dark complected Sicilian, blush?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 10:11 AM • permalink

  145. As they say Pogria…

    “This is my rifle,
    This is my gun.
    This one’s for fightin’
    This one’s for fun.”

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:12 AM • permalink

  146. Anyhoo, I guess discussing the US’s support for yet another dictatorship isn’t going to happen tonight, oh well…see you soon!

    Posted by Huckabee on 2007 06 21 at 10:12 AM • permalink

  147. #144 Sicilian hey? NICE!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:13 AM • permalink

  148. What, giving up again Huck?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:14 AM • permalink

  149. #145,

    Channelling Mae West,  Ash_?  ;)

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:15 AM • permalink

  150. Looks like he is getting the huck out of here.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 10:15 AM • permalink

  151. He got what he “came” for Ash_.

    He’ll roll over now and go to sleep.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:16 AM • permalink

  152. ‘bout time he hucked off.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:16 AM • permalink

  153. #149 I channel no one Pogria!

    I merely copy and plagiarise!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:17 AM • permalink

  154. That’s how I do it Ash.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:18 AM • permalink

  155. It’s the best way.

    I’m writing a poem about Julia Gillard to send to a friend. I should send it to you too Pog.

    Some lines in it are shamelessly stolen.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:19 AM • permalink

  156. Hey Ash_,

    you’ve gotten Big El so stirred up tonight, he won’t be any use to me later.

    I’ll have to wield the punishment plank myself!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:19 AM • permalink

  157. Classic Alpo Troll. Demands that something utterly different than the topic of the thread be discussed, then acts like everyone else is in the wrong for ignoring their red herring.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 06 21 at 10:19 AM • permalink

  158. I’m writing a poem about Julia Gillard to send to a friend. I should send it to you too Pog.

    Does it involve plastic, leather and a bit of carpet?

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 10:20 AM • permalink

  159. #155,

    that would be great Ash.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:22 AM • permalink

  160. #156 Either that or he’ll be of even more use to you. But Sicilian? I really, really like that.

    Sicilians are one of the best groups to have on your side.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:22 AM • permalink

  161. #158 No, but if I strain myself and work hard, I can work it in there.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:23 AM • permalink

  162. #130 paco,

    Godwin’s Law:

    As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

    Godwin’s Law does not question whether any particular reference or comparison to Hitler or the Nazis might be appropriate, but only asserts that one arising is increasingly probable. It is precisely because such a comparison or reference may sometimes be appropriate, Godwin himself has argued that overuse of Nazi and Hitler comparisons should be avoided, because it robs the valid comparisons of their impact.

    While a Nazi comparison is sometimes completely legitimate, when it is used as a pointless ad hominem, as Huckabee did, it is a clear indication that the user has run out of arguments and is just trying to stir up shit.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 06 21 at 10:25 AM • permalink

  163. #157,

    Hi Rob, I saw you and Pedro fighting the good fight on the other thread.

    Lot’s of abuse, but no solutions as always. Still, he can go to school tomorrow and tell all his mates that he “really stuck it to us”.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:25 AM • permalink

  164. #146: Anyhoo, I guess discussing the US’s support for yet another dictatorship isn’t going to happen tonight, oh well…see you soon!

    A parthian shot from an incompetent bowman who has just put an arrow through the buttocks of his own horse.

    Fare thee well, brave troll! Warmest regards to the billy goats gruff!

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 10:26 AM • permalink

  165. This is one hot thread tonight, I have got all my vowels tangled up with the multitude of replies.  (Huck that means lots).

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 10:27 AM • permalink

  166. #158, no, no ,no surfmaster,

    that’s latex, leather and a bit of carpet!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:27 AM • permalink

  167. Geez Huck, didn’t anyone ever teach not to spout off about topics you know nothing about? It only makes you appear stupid (like all throughout this thread)
    What do you KNOW about Christ?
    I can tell you.
    Nothing.

    Anywho, while we chatting about the historical perspectives of Christianity and Islam. Guess which one stayed in the Middle Ages?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 10:27 AM • permalink

  168. #163 How should we be reacting to this major ass whooping we just got? Cry? Sob quietly? Curl up on the ground?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:28 AM • permalink

  169. #168,

    We have a TOGA party Ash!!!

    Don’t you know anything? ;-)

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:29 AM • permalink

  170. But Pog, I don’t think a sheet toga would fit around me right now!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:31 AM • permalink

  171. Oh. He left. And we never even got to hear the sordid story of his abusive childhood.

    Hey Brother Huck, I’ll be praying to Jesus for you!!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 10:32 AM • permalink

  172. you’ve gotten Big El so stirred up tonight, he won’t be any use to me later.

    Well thou shall just have to try, harder….LOL.

    Off to run errands…later.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 06 21 at 10:33 AM • permalink

  173. #167, Texas Bob,

    he was hoping you no one would bring up that little detail.


    How are you and the missus?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:33 AM • permalink

  174. And remember Huck, Jesus LOVES YOU!!!

    I, on the other hand, have yet to commit.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 10:33 AM • permalink

  175. #158, no, no ,no surfmaster,

    that’s latex, leather and a bit of carpet!


    No problems, I am not fussy :-)

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 10:34 AM • permalink

  176. Catch you later El Cid.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:34 AM • permalink

  177. #173 Oh fine thank you Pogria. I was just goofing around with you the other day. No worries!

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 10:35 AM • permalink

  178. Huckabee,, I much prefer Huck Finn. Surely this is one of the regular posters pulling our collective leg in order to liven things up.Right ,right? Or perhaps, he’s in a mental institution.

    Posted by greene on 2007 06 21 at 10:35 AM • permalink

  179. #170, hey Ash,

    I would’ve thought the toga would be the one item you could rely on at this time.

    Well, that and a caftan.

    #172, Oh sure, Big El,

    what if “later”, is not convenient for me?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:36 AM • permalink

  180. Adios El Cid. And no more joking around with that Texas Bob Beer Fund money, OK?
    That’s just over the top.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 10:37 AM • permalink

  181. #179 I’m looking more at circus tents these days. I like a little bit of spare space in my clothes.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:38 AM • permalink

  182. #177, I knew that Texas Bob!

    Although, for a second there, I thought I saw my screen blush!!!  :)

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:39 AM • permalink

  183. Huckabee:
    I’ve followed this thread -for want of a better word - and tried to glean your position. Unfortunately, your original premise is flawed. Many here have make sarcastic allusions to that fact.

    At #20, you asked where the newspaper is that has published
    “cartoons parodying the crime Catholicism is most closely associated with, i.e. child abuse”
    Now, we can argue the toss between Piss Christ and the Danish cartoons all night. But surely, unless you’re just here for a shit-stir, you have to admit that Western media is, and has been for a long time- rife with satire, parody, and critical commentary of Christianity, Christians, and the Bible.
    Piss Christ is just one example. In film we have the gentle mockery of Life of Brian, Meaning of Life, Last Temptation of Christ, and Nuns on the Run, with varying degrees of harshness.
    On television there’s South Park. There have been numerous portrayals of pedophile priests on crime shows (though not in your venue of choice, “Established Newspaper” cartoons), comedians lampoon the pope, the church, Catholics, Church leaders. Hustler famously lampooned Jerry Falwell. In books, Bertrand Russell wrote “Why I am not a Christian.” In fiction there is The Da Vinci code, the Name of the Rose, and many, many other books with either an explicitly or implicitly hostile message about either Christianity or CHristians.
    To ask “where’s the newspaper cartoon parodying Priest Child abuse”? is to be deliberately obtuse.
    The Church, Christians, and Priests in general have recieved much parody and criticism, and child abuse in particular has been addressed in many forums in the media.
    You know perfectly well that if such a cartoon was published, in say the Courier Mail, there would not be riots around the world, deaths, embassies torched or closed, diplomatic rows, or trade sanctions proposed.

    Monty Python were never assassinated for making Life of Brian (and nor should they be, it’s a funny movie).
    Remember Theo van Gogh.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 10:39 AM • permalink

  184. And as a side note—

    Someone, above, suggested that “Huckabee” might be the troll called “alphie”. I don’t really think so; Huckabee asserts that there are no cartoons about priests and child abuse, and the first hit on Google for that is an agency selling stock cartoons that is obliged to maintain a separate category for that subject alone. The alphie us Goldsteiners remember would never have made quite so blatant a mistake. His/its intent is to get people wrapped around the axle trying to come up with answers to obscure, generally factitious, and always tendentious references. So I think this one is merely an alpolyte.

    OTOH if it is alphie, it’s certainly “progressive” in the sense that the disease is getting worse. Eventually that will lead to a homeless person, bearded and smelling of piss, waving a brown bag with a bottle in it and challenging passersby to share in today’s overwhelming delusion. At least it won’t have Internet access.

    Regards,
    Ric

    Posted by Ric Locke on 2007 06 21 at 10:40 AM • permalink

  185. #179 I’m looking more at circus tents these days. I like a little bit of spare space in my clothes.

    I buy a lot of SM size these days, Mrs surfmaster says it stands for small marquee.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 21 at 10:40 AM • permalink

  186. David Huckabee.  That was a hoot.
    You’d think he would have gone for SLibby, CRice or something a little more pertinent to his ideals.

    But since there’s no logical way to determine what his ideals are, I guess huckabee works just fine.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 10:40 AM • permalink

  187. #181,
    don’t you just love the big stretchy pants? And the monster bras?

    Does Jesse clip your toenails?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:41 AM • permalink

  188. apologies for typos. “have made sarcastic allusions”

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 10:42 AM • permalink

  189. #187 The stretchy pants are kind of cool.

    The monster bras are an I cup. Enough said.

    Jesse is not in the picture.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:43 AM • permalink

  190. #132: Thanks, Spines! That’s a useful law to know (that, and Blair’s Law).

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 10:43 AM • permalink

  191. #189 Jesse is not in the picture.

    Is there something you’re not telling us Ash?

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 10:45 AM • permalink

  192. Daddy Dave and Ric Locke,

    I believe our little troll was working on The Peter Principle, and trying to promote himself on this blog to a higher lever of incompetence.

    I think it’s working.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:47 AM • permalink

  193. #191 Yeah, I found out he’s been lying to me about pretty much everything since the first time I met him, so I told him to fuck right off.

    Wasn’t even using his real name.

    You have no idea how pissed off I was when I found out.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:48 AM • permalink

  194. I’m not a Muslim, in fact I’m agnostic but his book caused such problems and giving him a knighthood may well encourage the terrorists to go a step further in their plot to kill as many innocent people as possible.

    In 1921 cartoonist David Low published a cartoon containing an innocuous image of Mohammed, as one of the world’s lawgivers, in his paper.  “Spontaneous” protests erupted, but government and newspaper refused to apologize—sod off swampy, and all that.  That was the end of the protests.

    They continue to mau-mau the world because we give in to them!  So buck up, madam!

    Posted by Patricia on 2007 06 21 at 10:49 AM • permalink

  195. I wonder how many times Bush and co. have invoked God in encouraging real live people to respond to a perceived need to dominate the Middle East with guns and bombs?

    Don’t just wonder, Huck, tell us.  Or is this just another empty rhetorical device to make us assume the conclusion?

    Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 06 21 at 10:49 AM • permalink

  196. #193,

    I’m sorry to hear that Ash_.

    Is everything else okay though?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:52 AM • permalink

  197. #134: Simmer down, Ash simmer down! Have some, er, ice cream and pickles or something. I’ll hide my light under a bushel, if you like.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 10:53 AM • permalink

  198. Osama should be made Groom Of The Stool.

    Posted by Observer on 2007 06 21 at 10:53 AM • permalink

  199. #196 Yeah, the little one is fine.

    The good news is, if he ever challenges me in court, he’ll have to be brave enough to tell a judge why he’s been using a fake name for upwards of 9 years.

    Makes me think he’s got some kind of record he doesn’t want me to know about.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:54 AM • permalink

  200. #194,
    Spot on! Patricia.

    I was listening to Clive James this morning and he was saying the same thing. It doesn’t matter what we do, they’ll keep throwing tantrums.

    Rather than trying to placate them, just walk away and ignore the twats.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:55 AM • permalink

  201. #197 Paco, I actually find raw two minute noodles dipped in melted chocolate with garlic salt sprinkled on it is the tastiest treat ever.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:55 AM • permalink

  202. Oh, Ash, I’m sorry about Jesse! Just didn’t have any idea. God bless you, dear.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 10:55 AM • permalink

  203. What paco said, Ash_

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 10:57 AM • permalink

  204. That’s alright Paco, if I ever find out his real identity, I’ll be sure to let you and the rest of the Blairites know.

    After all, he did claim to be in the armed forces and wasn’t. We can’t let him get away with that, can we?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 10:57 AM • permalink

  205. What paco and Pogria said Ash_, sorry to hear it.

    Posted by TimH on 2007 06 21 at 11:01 AM • permalink

  206. Thanks Paco, Pogria and TimH. I’m still far too angry to be upset.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:04 AM • permalink

  207. #198, observer,

    I believe the troll we had on earlier has already “filled” that position.  ;)

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 11:05 AM • permalink

  208. Email me if you need a shoulder. I’m home all day today.

    I’ve got lot’s of funny pictures stored in the computer. :)

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 11:07 AM • permalink

  209. #207: Ah! Now we’re talking tinfoil chamber pots.

    Posted by paco on 2007 06 21 at 11:08 AM • permalink

  210. #208, I meant you, Ash_

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 11:08 AM • permalink

  211. #207 I’m sure Huck has Groomed himself perfectly for the ‘position’.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:08 AM • permalink

  212. #209, LOL three times Paco!!!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 11:09 AM • permalink

  213. Thanks Pogria. I’ll keep that in mind.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:10 AM • permalink

  214. Just sent you an email Pog.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:11 AM • permalink

  215. #207,
    Huck does seem keen to be Osama’s “right hand man”, he could be his assistant.

    Posted by Observer on 2007 06 21 at 11:12 AM • permalink

  216. #215,
    You mean Osama’s “Fuckle”, oh dear…

    Posted by TimH on 2007 06 21 at 11:15 AM • permalink

  217. #215,
    I have wondered at times, how the term “stool” meaning excrement, came about. LOL.

    Now I know.

    Unfortunately,
    I can’t get the picture out of my head of fuckabee, (looking like Baldrick from Blackadder),
    with his hands cupped together under the Goreacle’s arse and saying “thank you Sir, may I have another”.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 11:18 AM • permalink

  218. Ash, you are and will remain in my prayers.

    As for whats-his-name, I’d be happy to introduce him to some time honored techniques of Texas-style justice we use for fellas like him.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 11:18 AM • permalink

  219. #118. I wonder how many times Bush and co. have invoked God in encouraging real live people to respond to a perceived need to dominate the Middle East with guns and bombs?

    Nice, Huckabee.  You imply by wondering, but don’t link.  From this, you attempt to set Bush morally equivilent to the terrorist leadership who do invoke Allah to justify their murderous and indiscriminate butchery.

    Talk about grasping at straws!  Between this and your demonstration of Godwin’s Law, methinks that you’re at the bottom of your hole, and digging furiously, morally and logically.

    And you know what?  Seeing you flounder about is sweet.  Not to mention highly entertaining.  Thanks for the morning laugh!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 11:19 AM • permalink

  220. Thanks Texas Bob.

    If he said it just to impress me, he should put his balls where his mouth is and actually sign up and do some real work.

    Noooo, I’m not bitter. I’m not bitter at all.

    *Ash’s eyes dart around the room and she tries to look innocent.*

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:21 AM • permalink

  221. #217 And don’t forget Huck’s musical ensemble:
    Dirty Huckabee and the Cleveland Steamers

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 11:22 AM • permalink

  222. Ash, my condolences.  I’d offer my shoulder, but, alas, I’m too far away.

    Plus I’d be shuddering while you munched on raw two minute noodles dipped in melted chocolate with garlic salt.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 11:22 AM • permalink

  223. #221,  LOL!!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 11:24 AM • permalink

  224. #222 But, TRJS, they’re really tasty.

    As for that guy, I’m better off without him if he can’t tell me the truth. Or at least, that’s what I keep telling myself.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:25 AM • permalink

  225. #220 Well, I’d ask you out for a date sight-unseen if I weren’t married, and old, and bent, and broken, and ugly, and fat, and strange smelling, and balding. 


    *sigh*

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 11:26 AM • permalink

  226. #225 LOL. Texas Bob, the only thing on that list that would worry me is “married”.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:28 AM • permalink

  227. OK, night all.  And keep your chin up Ash! Tomorrow is a new day and things WILL be fine.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 06 21 at 11:28 AM • permalink

  228. G’night Texas Bob.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 11:30 AM • permalink

  229. Good night Texas Bob.

    Is it wrong to want to track him down like an animal?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:31 AM • permalink

  230. #229,

    No Ash_.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 11:33 AM • permalink

  231. Re #224, I understand completely, Ash, given that I booted my ex-wife from the house. 

    You will get over it.  It just takes time to heal, and some counseling.  Do see one, talking about such problems is an immense help.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 11:33 AM • permalink

  232. #230 I don’t think there’s any fun in it. He’s still living in our place, I’m not.

    On the plus side, I took the guns when I left.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:34 AM • permalink

  233. Is it wrong to want to track him down like an animal?

    Nope.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 11:34 AM • permalink

  234. Thanks for the tip TRJS. It’s probably a good idea.

    At least I know he’ll never, ever get near our daughter.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:36 AM • permalink

  235. Pog, did you get the email?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:42 AM • permalink

  236. Gotta go Ash_,

    it’s almost 2am and I have to get junior off to school in a few hours.

    Keep well and stay safe and look after the paco-ette.

    Talk to you soon.

    Bye all, take care.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 06 21 at 11:46 AM • permalink

  237. Have a good sleep Pogria. I should have been off at least 4 hours ago.

    I must venture forth in search of bed also.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 11:48 AM • permalink

  238. The_Real_JeffS wrote, to Hucky:

    Talk about grasping at straws!  Between this and your demonstration of Godwin’s Law, methinks that you’re at the bottom of your hole, and digging furiously, morally and logically.

    Look at it this way, he’ll eventually hit magma at some point and burn out.

    Posted by Patrick Chester on 2007 06 21 at 12:19 PM • permalink

  239. Burned UP is more likely, Patrick.  Sounds like Huckabee is already burned out.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 21 at 01:45 PM • permalink

  240. I mention hitting magma and managed to miss Ash_’s announcement. Looks like Huckabee’s not the only one with that… talent.

    (...okay, I was skimming this thread in-between help desk calls so maybe that’s why I missed it.)

    Ash_: My condolences. Follow the advice of the wiser folks here. It will work out.

    Posted by Patrick Chester on 2007 06 21 at 02:02 PM • permalink

  241. man, have you people heard of instant messenger? Sheesh…

    Posted by daddy dave on 2007 06 21 at 02:13 PM • permalink

  242. #240 Thanks Patrick.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 21 at 02:22 PM • permalink

  243. And once again, a troll throws out a lot of accusatory non sequiturs, and addresses none of them once they’ve been answered.  Nice game of dodgeball there, Fuckabee, proving yet again you couldn’t debate your way out of a paper bag.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 06 21 at 03:08 PM • permalink

  244. Huckubee doesn’t rise to the level of troll mastery that Miranda Divide mastered. Still on his “L” plates, it seems.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 06 21 at 04:57 PM • permalink

  245. #99Huck, I go to church every sunday.

    As for ufos, well, they may exist, they may not, and they provide plenty of entertainment, but I don’t think enough of them either way.

    While you’re casting aspersions on the idea of Jesus coming down to earth, what’s your opinion of Mohammed’s night flight? You know, where he rode a sort of donkey with a woman’s head to heaven.

    Or are we back to the idea that you can slag off christians at will but we’d better not upset the mohammedans?

    Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 06 21 at 04:59 PM • permalink

  246. I know you’ve all piled on Huckubee already, and he’s probably feeling like a bit of an idiot after having most of his unsubstantiated ideas shot down, but I do notice he brought up “droit de siegneur” as some sort of equivalence between that and Mohammed paedophilia. (!?)

    I assume his speaking of “the right for a french lord to have someone’s wife on their wedding night.”

    One problem. It’s a myth. It first popped up in the 19th century, as a way for Victorians to feel self-righteous and morally superior to their ancestors. What the term >actually< refers to is the right for noble lords to hunt game in certain areas.

    Any half-decent book on feudalism could’ve told Huckubee that. But I suppose that’s bound to happen when you get your facts from “THE LEFTISTS POP-UP GUIDE TO WORLD HISTORY”.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 06 21 at 05:05 PM • permalink

  247. Careful their Nilknarf, you get Huckubee to admit to the ridiculousness of the night flight, and you will have got him to tacitly admit that Muslims have no claim to Jerusalem.

    Might upset him. :)

    Posted by Quentin George on 2007 06 21 at 05:10 PM • permalink

  248. Thank you, Quentin!  Nice historically-informed troll smackdown.
    Actually, the myth is a little older than 19c, as it’s mentioned in “The Marriage of Figaro”.  According to good old Wikipedia, the “droit de seigneur”/“jus primae noctis” myth has been around for several centuries, but no one’s ever been able to document it as a real custom anywhere.  Ritual defloration has been documented in a lot of places, but no supposed “lord’s right” to the maidenhead of one of his female serfs. (serfettes?)

    Paco, what do you use to clean up troll debris?  A pacuum cleaner?

    Posted by Mary in LA on 2007 06 21 at 06:39 PM • permalink

  249. #246

    Leftist dogooders in Victorian England…..“self-righteous and morally superior”...... has a topical ring to it, I must say.

    Did anyone read the bit in the melbourne pravda today - a condemnation of the siring of Salman Rushdie -unjustified provocation of islam sort of shit…...

    Writer’s name was Craven.  Seems very appropriate.

    Cheers
    RodC

    Posted by Rod C on 2007 06 21 at 06:52 PM • permalink

  250. #248

    Mary in LA… the term, I think, is “serviettes”

    Cheers
    Rod C

    Posted by Rod C on 2007 06 21 at 07:06 PM • permalink

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