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SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE MADE FROM UGGS
Pamela Anderson has just discovered that the ugg boots she’s been wearing for 15 years or so are made from sheepskin.
The PETA member is distraught.
There’s a lambskin/Hep C joke there somewhere…
Posted by Jim Treacher on 2007 02 26 at 10:32 PM • permalinkI think the silicon has leached into her brain stem. Next she’ll discover that her silk fartcatchers are made from a thread that comes out of a grubs arse, and demand that freerange silkworms be the standard for ethical undies.
Something that perplexes me- why does anyone give a flying fuck what this imbecile thinks?
Ironically they are the only natural thing attached to her body. That includes you too, Kid Rock and Tommy Lee.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 26 at 10:43 PM • permalinkDammit, 1.618 beat me to the obvious fake boob joke.
Must. Get. FASTER!!
Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 02 26 at 10:43 PM • permalinkJust wait till she discovers the awful truth about leather!
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 26 at 10:46 PM • permalinkAs in, black leather. As is, the black leather top she wore in Barb Wire…
Damn. There goes my productivity for the rest of the day.Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 26 at 10:47 PM • permalinkPerhaps pammy isn’t as dumb as we think, perhaps she’s just exploiting a niche market, a bit of vertical marketing. If you go to pammy’s website - http://www.pamelaanderson.com/ - she has this article entitled: “Pam Anderson’s PETA Crusade Keeps Her on Top of List for Second Straight Week”
Could be all just a cunning stunt to help pay for the botox.
Guess what, Pammy? Your fun bags aren’t made of fun either.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 26 at 11:04 PM • permalinkAnd lefties think that Hollywood should dictate our environmental and foreign policies…
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 02 26 at 11:04 PM • permalinkUpdate.
Veal is made from baby cows.
Lamb chops come from lambs.
Pork roast comes from pigs.
Wahle burger comes from whales.and so on.
I wonder if she has any ethical objection to the fact her silicone enhancements were develloped using animal testing??“Yet, the results of animal testing may not fully predict the human effects. ..”
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 02 26 at 11:05 PM • permalink#4 God bless the American edjumickashunal zistum.
Pam is Canadian!
Her hepatitis, however ...
Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 02 26 at 11:06 PM • permalinkDAMMIT, her feet owe reparations to mother Gaia!
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 02 26 at 11:20 PM • permalinkI love to kill animals, butcher them, cook them, and eat them. I love to wear their skins. I love to catch fish, clean them, and smoke them. I mount them on my walls.
This is my cultural birthright, so diversity celebrators everywhere will back my heritage (Yeah, right). I use bows, I use arrows, I use rifles with bullets, and I use shotguns with shells (I’d use a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range if I could get one): It’s a spiritual pursuit that makes me at one with the great web of life (Oooommmmmmmm)... and death (Bwaaaahahahahahaaa!).
Tell me, how do I not belong?
#27 - Hilarious, Dan!
Not to mention the number of times I’ve seen her choke a cock.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 26 at 11:40 PM • permalinkSo what’s the punchline? Pamela is dumber than dirt?
Pretty lame. I see some “boob” remarks have already been made, and that’s all I got to work with for now. Let’s see… “of these three boobs, only one is real.”
Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 02 27 at 12:06 AM • permalinkIf it didn’t have a mother I don’t eat it or wear it. I just love three meat salads.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 02 27 at 12:16 AM • permalinkAll right, so who let this out? This was supposed to be double double top secret squared no forn.
Posted by Tommy Shanks on 2007 02 27 at 12:18 AM • permalink“I used to wear them with my red swim suit to keep warm never realizing that they were skin! I thought they were shaved kindly?’‘
oh dear lord - does she now want to stop horse shoeing? or human nail clipping?
memo to the brainless one - shearing the sheep doesn’t remove their skin, as any kid will tell you - sigh.
She is likening shearing to the leather industry - last time I looked I didn’t see PETA wanting to ban shearing (yet!) - FFS!
Wait until she finds out what her pudenda are made from.
Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 02 27 at 12:49 AM • permalinkFeeling highly unintellectual at the moment, could someone confirm that her main issue w/ sheepskin boots is that they are made out of sheepskin?
Posted by TattooedIntellectual on 2007 02 27 at 01:00 AM • permalink#45 - Dear aaron_ (the original),
You have had quite the interesting day around here! It was like a blind lesbian entering a fish shop - very confusing.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 27 at 01:07 AM • permalink#49 mareeS
How can an individual with an IQ of -135 actually survive to adulthood? Didn’t they used to be killed at birth?
Pammy’s special brand of blinkered pig-ignorance is made, not born, and requires constant maintenance. I can only imagine what the annual budget might be… enough to make the Webdrearies wet themselves, I’m sure.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 02 27 at 01:19 AM • permalink“Well let’s start a new one. Do NOT buy Uggs! Buy Stella McCartney or Juicy boots.’‘
The stupid bint probably thinks they make Juicy boots out of fruit leather. Wrong.
Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 02 27 at 01:52 AM • permalink#57 Blue State Sil
You’re spot on.
Materials used by Juicy:
Doeskin,buckskin,shearling,sheepskin,leather-they’re all pretty much the same.Pammy, I have an idea for a new fad you can start: Why not keep away from grown-up things you don’t understand and stick to what you’re good at. You know, just keep looking like that…and try not to think too much, OK?
To borrow a line from Joseph Heller’s Good As Gold: “I could never understand why anyone would want to suck a rooster.”
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 27 at 02:22 AM • permalinkThe OBVIOUS solution is that Pamela has to go every…..naked. That way, there’s no concern about where her clothes came from.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 27 at 03:59 AM • permalinkStupid
cowsheep.What is she - mutton dressed as lamb or the other way ‘round?
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2007 02 27 at 04:15 AM • permalinkBut did anyone else click on the link following this line?
Meanwhile it appears fake fur is not always cruelty-free.
It takes you to this:
The Humane Society of the United States says it purchased coats from reputable outlets with designer labels - Andrew Marc, Tommy Hilfiger, for example - and found them trimmed with fur from domestic dogs, even though the fur was advertised as fake.
I quite like the thought that people not willing to wear fake fur that looks like fake fur (because it always does) may finish up wearing dog.
And don’t bother getting excited over the boobs in that photo. They’ve obviously developed fibrous capsules and these, shrinking as they do, would make her breasts feel like they’re made of rocks. One of these days I might tell you how capsulotomies are performed.
Pam was obviously educated at the same school as John Kerry.
Posted by mr creosote on 2007 02 27 at 07:45 AM • permalinkOh boy!!! A PETA thread my favorite.It’s just over two weeks until turkey season (non plastic).I’m blessed with a family that equates hunting with religion. Three of us managed to “ethically” dispatch a total of 10 mature birds last year. Here in the low country we’re allowed five apiece during the spring season.Is this a great state or what? Of course being allowed to legally harvest 5 birds and being able to is a whole nother ball game.I’ve not been able to do it in 18 years of gobbler hunting. It’s like a quest for the grail. I’m with Hucbald , by the way.
#49 mareeS
How can an individual with an IQ of -135 actually survive to adulthood? Didn’t they used to be killed at birth?
In the entertainment industry, negative IQs are necessary for career survival.
I always knew Pam was trailer trash, but I figured she was at least smart enough to understand the impact her looks had on men. But then she visited South America at some point in the 90’s and wore virtually nothing - tiny pushup halter top and hot pants - to some publicity event out at a resort, and - surprise surprise! - she needed a police escort to get her out of there in one piece. I remember photos of her sobbing, and interviews saying she couldn’t believe that all those men had tried to grope her and yelled vulgar things at her.
Hoo boy.
Who’s Pamela Anderson? (kidding now, but for years I really didn’t know)
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 02 27 at 12:54 PM • permalinkI never saw Pam on “Bay Watch”, mostly ‘cuz I didn’t watch that show. I did see her in “Barb Wire”, though, which made me joyus that I never saw her in “Bay Watch”.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 27 at 05:17 PM • permalink
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