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SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE MADE FROM UGGS

Pamela Anderson has just discovered that the ugg boots she’s been wearing for 15 years or so are made from sheepskin.

The PETA member is distraught.

Posted by Tim B. on 02/26/2007 at 10:25 PM
  1. In perhaps her blondest moment yet, the former Baywatch babe has announced she is putting the boot into her footwear staple of the last decade, boycotting Uggs after finally realising they were made from shaved sheep skin.

    BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    God, that’s hilarious!!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 26 at 10:32 PM • permalink

  2. There’s a lambskin/Hep C joke there somewhere…

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2007 02 26 at 10:32 PM • permalink

  3. Aren’t her boobs made from botox sheepskin as well?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 02 26 at 10:33 PM • permalink

  4. Only 15 years to discover that fact?  God bless the American edjumickashunal zistum.  It can even teach a brainless boob to think.  Sure, it may take a while, but she did learn.

    Posted by rbj1 on 2007 02 26 at 10:35 PM • permalink

  5. alternatively, she could wear ugg-boots made from the skin of non-mulesed sheep.

    Posted by JonathanH on 2007 02 26 at 10:41 PM • permalink

  6. I think the silicon has leached into her brain stem. Next she’ll discover that her silk fartcatchers are made from a thread that comes out of a grubs arse, and demand that freerange silkworms be the standard for ethical undies.

    Something that perplexes me- why does anyone give a flying fuck what this imbecile thinks?

    Posted by Habib on 2007 02 26 at 10:41 PM • permalink

  7. Ironically they are the only natural thing attached to her body. That includes you too, Kid Rock and Tommy Lee.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 26 at 10:43 PM • permalink

  8. Dammit, 1.618 beat me to the obvious fake boob joke.

    Must.  Get.  FASTER!!

    Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 02 26 at 10:43 PM • permalink

  9. Mmmm. Lamb chops….

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 02 26 at 10:44 PM • permalink

  10. Just wait till she discovers the awful truth about leather!

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 26 at 10:46 PM • permalink

  11. #5- they’d look something like this- could be THE new look for the aware fashionista.

    Posted by Habib on 2007 02 26 at 10:47 PM • permalink

  12. As in, black leather. As is, the black leather top she wore in Barb Wire…
    Damn. There goes my productivity for the rest of the day.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 26 at 10:47 PM • permalink

  13. Man, is she dumb!  Uh-oh.  Her attractivenss factor just jumped.  Damn it.  I’m with Swinish - useless for the rest of the day…

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 02 26 at 10:54 PM • permalink

  14. Perhaps pammy isn’t as dumb as we think, perhaps she’s just exploiting a niche market, a bit of vertical marketing.  If you go to pammy’s website - http://www.pamelaanderson.com/ - she has this article entitled: “Pam Anderson’s PETA Crusade Keeps Her on Top of List for Second Straight Week

    Could be all just a cunning stunt to help pay for the botox.

    Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 02 26 at 11:02 PM • permalink

  15. Guess what, Pammy? Your fun bags aren’t made of fun either.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 26 at 11:04 PM • permalink

  16. And lefties think that Hollywood should dictate our environmental and foreign policies…

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 02 26 at 11:04 PM • permalink

  17. Update.

    Veal is made from baby cows.
    Lamb chops come from lambs.
    Pork roast comes from pigs.
    Wahle burger comes from whales.

    and so on.

    I wonder if she has any ethical objection to the fact her silicone enhancements were develloped using animal testing??“Yet, the results of animal testing may not fully predict the human effects. ..”

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 02 26 at 11:05 PM • permalink

  18. #4 God bless the American edjumickashunal zistum.

    Pam is Canadian!

    Her hepatitis, however ...

    Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 02 26 at 11:06 PM • permalink

  19. I think she thought they were called ‘Juggs’

    Posted by Nic on 2007 02 26 at 11:08 PM • permalink

  20. Every time I hear something retarded from a celebrity PETA supporter it makes me hungry.  I’m having lamb chops for dinner tonight!

    Posted by bondo on 2007 02 26 at 11:14 PM • permalink

  21. What do you mean this nice juciey T Bone is made from a cow..?

    Posted by sparrow on 2007 02 26 at 11:18 PM • permalink

  22. DAMMIT, her feet owe reparations to mother Gaia!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 02 26 at 11:20 PM • permalink

  23. Nobody tell her about Soylent Green.

    Posted by Crispytoast on 2007 02 26 at 11:24 PM • permalink

  24. I love to kill animals, butcher them, cook them, and eat them.  I love to wear their skins.  I love to catch fish, clean them, and smoke them.  I mount them on my walls. 

    This is my cultural birthright, so diversity celebrators everywhere will back my heritage (Yeah, right).  I use bows, I use arrows, I use rifles with bullets, and I use shotguns with shells (I’d use a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range if I could get one): It’s a spiritual pursuit that makes me at one with the great web of life (Oooommmmmmmm)... and death (Bwaaaahahahahahaaa!).

    Tell me, how do I not belong?

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 02 26 at 11:25 PM • permalink

  25. #10

    Wonder when she’ll start the “Save the nauga” campaign.

    #6

    Something that perplexes me- why does anyone give a flying fuck what this imbecile thinks?

    Who cares what any of these airheads think? It’s good to be able to rubbish them mercilessly.

    Posted by kae on 2007 02 26 at 11:34 PM • permalink

  26. The PETA member is distraught.

    Millions of mens’ members continue to be inspired.

    #14

    Could be all just a cunning stunt

    Err, swap a couple of letters and you’ve summed her up very nicely.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 02 26 at 11:35 PM • permalink

  27. Okay, let’s see if this comment gets past the News.com.au blogmaster:

    Pretty hypocritical for her to oppose animal cruelty considering the number of times she’s let her beaver be shaved and pounded for public entertainment.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 02 26 at 11:37 PM • permalink

  28. #27 - Hilarious, Dan!

    Not to mention the number of times I’ve seen her choke a cock.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 26 at 11:40 PM • permalink

  29. #24

    The Ted Nugent blog is two doors down.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 02 26 at 11:43 PM • permalink

  30. Back when Pam first hit the scene, I had a girlfriend - one of those rare and desirable cynical girls of yonder lore (Is that where “yore” comes from?) - and she saw Pam for exactly four seconds and said, “Trailer trash on parade.”

    I really, really liked that particular girl.

    Really.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 02 26 at 11:45 PM • permalink

  31. “SHE THOUGHT”

    Doubt it.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 26 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  32. I bet Pamela Anderson doesn’t know that carrots scream when you eat them.

    What’s she going to wear on her feet, anyway?  Pleather?  That’s made out of petroleum?  Color me surprised that the thought processes probably haven’t got that far.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 02 26 at 11:56 PM • permalink

  33. #29

    I know Ted Nugent.  Ted Nugent is a friend of mine (I being the rock legend that I’m not). Yojimbo, I’m no Ted Nugent (I’m not worthy). - Senator ‘Roid Benson

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 02 26 at 11:56 PM • permalink

  34. And Pam probably still thinks turkeys are made of plastic.

    Many morons do.

    Posted by JDB on 2007 02 26 at 11:59 PM • permalink

  35. Tim, that is officially the Best Headline Ever. I’m still chortling.

    Posted by Dr Alice on 2007 02 27 at 12:01 AM • permalink

  36. She’s upset that the sheep were shaved. That leaves unsightly red bumps, and your Uggs just end up coarser in a few weeks. Better they were waxed.

    “The Silence of the Lambs” to which Hannibal Lecter referred was probably the second before the salon assistant ripped off the strips.

    Posted by Lileks on 2007 02 27 at 12:04 AM • permalink

  37. So what’s the punchline?  Pamela is dumber than dirt?

    Pretty lame.  I see some “boob” remarks have already been made, and that’s all I got to work with for now.  Let’s see… “of these three boobs, only one is real.”

    Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 02 27 at 12:06 AM • permalink

  38. If it didn’t have a mother I don’t eat it or wear it.  I just love three meat salads.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 02 27 at 12:16 AM • permalink

  39. All right, so who let this out? This was supposed to be double double top secret squared no forn.

    Posted by Tommy Shanks on 2007 02 27 at 12:18 AM • permalink

  40. SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE MADE FROM UGGS
    What? Her tits?

    Posted by Bonmot on 2007 02 27 at 12:20 AM • permalink

  41. She’d freak if she knew the sheep werent just shaved to make Uggs. They were skinned.

    Posted by Squiffy on 2007 02 27 at 12:34 AM • permalink

  42. “I used to wear them with my red swim suit to keep warm never realizing that they were skin! I thought they were shaved kindly?’‘

    oh dear lord - does she now want to stop horse shoeing?  or human nail clipping?

    memo to the brainless one - shearing the sheep doesn’t remove their skin, as any kid will tell you - sigh.

    She is likening shearing to the leather industry - last time I looked I didn’t see PETA wanting to ban shearing (yet!) - FFS!

    Posted by peter m on 2007 02 27 at 12:41 AM • permalink

  43. Whats the big deal i shrugg
    Its dead sheep tis this warm wooly ugg
    But pammys distraugh
    Dead footwear she is caught
    Far worse than beating Tommys proud Cock.

    Posted by sparrow on 2007 02 27 at 12:46 AM • permalink

  44. Ha! Ha!

    And, for Pete, I think they posted an ad on the subject on this website.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 02 27 at 12:48 AM • permalink

  45. Wait until she finds out what her pudenda are made from.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 02 27 at 12:49 AM • permalink

  46. What I don’t get is if Pammy is such a prominent spokesperson for PETA (her face is ALL over their website) why the UGGING HELL didn’t some genius down there whisper in her ear about this long ago?

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 02 27 at 12:52 AM • permalink

  47. Meat.
    Because you can’t spell slaughter without laughter.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 02 27 at 12:57 AM • permalink

  48. Feeling highly unintellectual at the moment, could someone confirm that her main issue w/ sheepskin boots is that they are made out of sheepskin?

    Posted by TattooedIntellectual on 2007 02 27 at 01:00 AM • permalink

  49. How can an individual with an IQ of -135 actually survive to adulthood? Didn’t they used to be killed at birth?

    Posted by mareeS on 2007 02 27 at 01:02 AM • permalink

  50. Last time I saw an Ugg in the wild was back when neon wetsuits were kewl and Peter Garrett had a song on some chart.

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2007 02 27 at 01:04 AM • permalink

  51. #45 - Dear aaron_ (the original),

    You have had quite the interesting day around here! It was like a blind lesbian entering a fish shop - very confusing.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 27 at 01:07 AM • permalink

  52. Sorry, #44 - I’m still confused.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 27 at 01:08 AM • permalink

  53. #49 mareeS

    How can an individual with an IQ of -135 actually survive to adulthood? Didn’t they used to be killed at birth?

    Pammy’s special brand of blinkered pig-ignorance is made, not born, and requires constant maintenance. I can only imagine what the annual budget might be… enough to make the Webdrearies wet themselves, I’m sure.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 02 27 at 01:19 AM • permalink

  54. She’s not a fan of sheepskin, she prefers bareback.  I can live with that… No, wait she has hepatitis.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 02 27 at 01:43 AM • permalink

  55. sorry IT, I was refer to Pink’s anti-sheep shearing ad.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 02 27 at 01:45 AM • permalink

  56. ing

    Sorry, again.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 02 27 at 01:47 AM • permalink

  57. “Well let’s start a new one. Do NOT buy Uggs! Buy Stella McCartney or Juicy boots.’‘

    The stupid bint probably thinks they make Juicy boots out of fruit leather.  Wrong.

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 02 27 at 01:52 AM • permalink

  58. #44 - that was an anti-crutching ad, not anti-shearing ad.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 02 27 at 02:05 AM • permalink

  59. #57 Blue State Sil

    You’re spot on.

    Materials used by Juicy:
    Doeskin,buckskin,shearling,sheepskin,leather-they’re all pretty much the same.

    Pammy, I have an idea for a new fad you can start: Why not keep away from grown-up things you don’t understand and stick to what you’re good at. You know, just keep looking like that…and try not to think too much, OK?

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 02 27 at 02:12 AM • permalink

  60. She was initially against cock sucking until it was explained to her that no feathers and claws were involved.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 02 27 at 02:18 AM • permalink

  61. #60 Nic

    too funny…cant…breathe

    Posted by CO² max on 2007 02 27 at 02:21 AM • permalink

  62. To borrow a line from Joseph Heller’s Good As Gold: “I could never understand why anyone would want to suck a rooster.”

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 27 at 02:22 AM • permalink

  63. Stupid bitch.

    Everybody knows you can’t break uggs without skinning a lamb cutlet.

    Posted by geoff on 2007 02 27 at 03:36 AM • permalink

  64. The OBVIOUS solution is that Pamela has to go every…..naked.  That way, there’s no concern about where her clothes came from.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 27 at 03:59 AM • permalink

  65. Stupid cow sheep.

    What is she - mutton dressed as lamb or the other way ‘round?

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2007 02 27 at 04:15 AM • permalink

  66. Duh.  Duhduhduhduhduhduhduhduh. Duh.

    Gives new meaning to “too stupid to live.” 

    You guys are a funny bunch, no doubt about it.  Thanks for the laughs.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 02 27 at 04:48 AM • permalink

  67. So you don’t have to be stupid to be in PETA… well from the evidence it looks like you do.

    By the way I’m a dairyfarmer and proud so not a great fan of the stupendous stupidity that oozes from the PETA brigade.

    Posted by youngy on 2007 02 27 at 04:55 AM • permalink

  68. But did anyone else click on the link following this line?

    Meanwhile it appears fake fur is not always cruelty-free.

    It takes you to this:

    The Humane Society of the United States says it purchased coats from reputable outlets with designer labels - Andrew Marc, Tommy Hilfiger, for example - and found them trimmed with fur from domestic dogs, even though the fur was advertised as fake.

    I quite like the thought that people not willing to wear fake fur that looks like fake fur (because it always does) may finish up wearing dog.

    And don’t bother getting excited over the boobs in that photo.  They’ve obviously developed fibrous capsules and these, shrinking as they do, would make her breasts feel like they’re made of rocks.  One of these days I might tell you how capsulotomies are performed.

    Posted by Janice on 2007 02 27 at 05:25 AM • permalink

  69. Hypocrite. By now I beleive most everyone here has seen her slobbering on a king-size schnitzengruben. Don’t try and tell me she doesn’t eat meat.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 02 27 at 07:30 AM • permalink

  70. Pam was obviously educated at the same school as John Kerry.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 02 27 at 07:45 AM • permalink

  71. Oh boy!!!        A PETA thread my favorite.It’s just over two weeks until turkey season (non plastic).I’m blessed with a family that equates hunting with religion. Three of us managed to “ethically” dispatch a total of 10 mature birds last year. Here in the low country we’re allowed five apiece during the spring season.Is this a great state or what? Of course being allowed to legally harvest 5 birds and being able to is a whole nother ball game.I’ve not been able to do it in 18 years of gobbler hunting. It’s like a quest for the grail. I’m with Hucbald , by the way.

    Posted by greene on 2007 02 27 at 10:34 AM • permalink

  72. #49 mareeS

    How can an individual with an IQ of -135 actually survive to adulthood? Didn’t they used to be killed at birth?

    In the entertainment industry, negative IQs are necessary for career survival.

    I always knew Pam was trailer trash, but I figured she was at least smart enough to understand the impact her looks had on men.  But then she visited South America at some point in the 90’s and wore virtually nothing - tiny pushup halter top and hot pants - to some publicity event out at a resort, and - surprise surprise! - she needed a police escort to get her out of there in one piece. I remember photos of her sobbing, and interviews saying she couldn’t believe that all those men had tried to grope her and yelled vulgar things at her. 

    Hoo boy.

    Posted by Kimberly on 2007 02 27 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  73. Who’s Pamela Anderson? (kidding now, but for years I really didn’t know)

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 02 27 at 12:54 PM • permalink

  74. I never saw Pam on “Bay Watch”, mostly ‘cuz I didn’t watch that show.  I did see her in “Barb Wire”, though, which made me joyus that I never saw her in “Bay Watch”.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 27 at 05:17 PM • permalink

  75. #58

    #44 - that was an anti-crutching ad, not anti-shearing ad.

    So then how are the poor amputee sheep supposed to get around?

    Posted by triticale on 2007 02 27 at 06:13 PM • permalink

  76. Nos 8 TEX I swear I don’t have fake boobs!


    Can I say please, please say this comment for fun?...

    Bay Watch is now BAA BAA watch?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 02 27 at 09:30 PM • permalink

  77. 75 - I think I’m going to quit this one here - it is of course crotching.  And the sheepskin part went right over my head too.  sigh.  re-insert brain, press go.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 02 27 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  78. Has she also given up breakfast mulesi?

    Posted by Henry boy on 2007 02 28 at 02:58 AM • permalink

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