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SEPARATION CELEBRATED

Larry David sees the light:

Now that he’s separated, Larry David is having a laugh at his wife’s expense. The “Curb Your Enthusiasm” card said he celebrated the end of his 14-year marriage to eco-activist Laurie David in a way that was sure to upset her. “After the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on,” David told TV critics in LA. A fiercely private guy, David denied that his wife’s public war on global warming caused the split. “No, no, no, she’s been that way throughout,” he said.

Man. Must’ve been a long fourteen years.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/14/2007 at 02:47 PM
  1. When I mention that I was once married (to a liberal), I always say, “I was married for six-hundred… I mean six years.”

    Just seemed like six-hundred.

    Posted by Hucbald on 2007 07 14 at 02:52 PM • permalink

  2. What an excellent way for him to celebrate it! I hope he goes out and buys the most gas guzzling car he can find.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 14 at 02:56 PM • permalink

  3. Man. Must’ve been a long fourteen years.

    Just like Prohibition; I think it was 14 years between the enactment of the Volstead Act and the repeal of the 18th Amendment. Happy days are here again, eh Larry?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 14 at 02:57 PM • permalink

  4. She kept the solar powered vibrator.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 07 14 at 02:58 PM • permalink

  5. #4: Not for a rainy day, I hope.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 14 at 03:03 PM • permalink

  6. I can’t imagine being married to either one of those Hollywood bitches.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 14 at 03:22 PM • permalink

  7. He should have flown to Northern Ireland for a celebration that would have really pissed Laurie off!

    Otherwise, I’m with Rebecca.  Living with either of those wankers must be hell.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 14 at 04:14 PM • permalink

  8. Those two tormented fuckwits could and will never find happiness….I’m glad to say.

    Posted by 81Alpha on 2007 07 14 at 05:10 PM • permalink

  9. Laurie David is not a liberal. Hopefully she’ll continue to use the word “progressive” and leave us liberals alone.

    Posted by John A on 2007 07 14 at 06:23 PM • permalink

  10. I guess with his wife around there was more incentive to turn the lights off…

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 07 14 at 08:10 PM • permalink

  11. #10 No - I take that back.  The lights off initiative is obviously hers…

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 07 14 at 08:12 PM • permalink

  12. I’d just like to say, in Larry David’s defense:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I don’t support his politics, but congratulate him on slicing his ties to the looniest of leftists.

    Posted by blogagog on 2007 07 14 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  13. Now he can also get rid of his Toyota Prius. Anyone remember when he was road raged in it by “Thor”?

    Posted by M Box on 2007 07 14 at 08:52 PM • permalink

  14. From the same article:

    Some of Laurie David’s Martha’s Vineyard neighbors aren’t so thrilled. They contend her lavish lifestyle is at odds with her activism.

    Oh, you mean Laurie David is just a limousine liberal who preaches the liberal line so she can appear to be less shallow that she actually is but in reality lives the lifestyle equavalent to whole tribes in Africa, many of which are starving?  Oh, she must be an exception.

    Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 14 at 09:43 PM • permalink

  15. #13 Captain Flume,

    If you’re an American: Do you recall how the resale value of certain ‘70’s cars just plummeted, e.g.,  Le Car due to that intangible “dork” factor?

    Everyone should get rid of their Toyota Prius’ (Prii?) now and avoid the rush.

    Posted by JDB on 2007 07 14 at 09:51 PM • permalink

  16. #13
    Is that the out-of-place golf buggy he was driving in Curb Your Enthusiasm?

    Monster tinsel town home and drive a golf buggy ... sure!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 14 at 10:10 PM • permalink

  17. Some of Laurie David’s Martha’s Vineyard neighbors aren’t so thrilled. They contend her lavish lifestyle is at odds with her activism.

    If she’s annoying the neighbours, just how lavish is her lifestyle - loud parties with all lights blazing till the wee hours - her own personal Live Earth parties?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 14 at 10:16 PM • permalink

  18. Larry David’s ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’is a great comedy series and surpasses even ‘Seinfeld’ which David wrote too.

    It mercilessly skirs the narcissism, preciousness and PC self-righteousness of Hollywood liberals. And its bloody funny.

    Looks like David had plenty of material in his own bed.

    Posted by Inurbanus on 2007 07 14 at 11:28 PM • permalink

  19. #15 #16

    Yes.  He always looked uncomfortable when someone asked him what car he drove or how it was going. He looked like such a dork going back and fourth from the Chinese restaurant in it.

    P.I.E.C.E O.F C.R.A.P

    Posted by M Box on 2007 07 14 at 11:36 PM • permalink

  20. From the scene when Larry is trying to sell someone a Prius.

    Larry:  What’s your name?

    Customer: Shirley

    Larry: That’s my mother’s name

    Customer: Umm tilt wheel steering which I really like. Does this car have that? Is it standard?

    Larry: You know you don’t have the need to tilt in this car. I’ve never had a tilting need. My wife calls it peppy because we have two cars. She says let’s take peppy.

    Customer: (thinking WTF) What kind of gas milage does it have?

    Larry: 52

    Customer: 52 in the city?

    Larry: Depending on the city of course. Talouth (sic?) is a city it’s considered a city but it’s not as big as Brooklyn or whatever…

    Customer: ...umm okay.

    Posted by M Box on 2007 07 14 at 11:51 PM • permalink

  21. Wanker leaves Wankette. Whoopdedoo. As if either of these to plastic mannequins add one iota of positive influence to society. What good do their ilk do?  What services do they provide? What do they create? (aside from ridiculous amounts of CO2) They are from the world of productivity anti-matter. I’d be much more pleased to hear they’d both driven the Prius off a cliff on Interstate 1.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 15 at 02:28 AM • permalink

  22. I’d be happier to learn that someone parked an F250 on a prick packed Prius.

    *try saying that 3 times fast*

    Posted by CB on 2007 07 15 at 06:59 AM • permalink

  23. I must admit I felt sorry for her, eco nazi or not.Perhaps living with Larry turned her.

    Posted by watty on 2007 07 16 at 12:22 AM • permalink

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