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A root cause is discovered by the goofiest UN Secretary General since the last guy:

The slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change and that more such conflicts may be on the horizon, UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon says ...

Numberwatch’s list grows apace. Meanwhile:

A drag-race car lost control during a parade and spun into a crowd of bystanders on Saturday, killing four adults and injuring as many as 15 people, authorities said.

Investigators were trying to determine what caused the street rod dragster to go into the crowd ...

Ask Ban Ki-moon.

Posted by Tim B. on 06/17/2007 at 02:58 AM
  1. This is the latest insanity being pushed by leftoid envirotards.  They’ve finally found a justification for this unholy union.

    Sorry to go OT, but I thought you ought to know that the ground is being laid for a total take over by Middle Eastern Muslims.  According to this story by Michael Sullivan of NPR:  “Autralia is now home to more wild camels than any other country on earth.”  (HT to the very excellent Jungle Trader)

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 06 17 at 03:11 AM • permalink

  2. Oops.  I lost part of that second sentence!  It should read:  They’ve finally found a justification for this unholy union of left and Islamofascism.

    I’m not having a good night.  I think I’ll just turn in.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 06 17 at 03:14 AM • permalink

  3. And climate is controlled by the Zionists.

    Posted by Honkie Hammer on 2007 06 17 at 03:34 AM • permalink

  4. Salty, take care of yourself and feel better tomorrow.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 17 at 03:40 AM • permalink

  5. Saltydog, Australian camels are in great demand in the ME.  Not just for their famed beauty, but their health and desirable genetic quality.

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 06 17 at 03:46 AM • permalink

  6. Saltydog, Australian camels are in great demand in the ME.  Not just for their famed beauty, but their health and desirable genetic quality.

    #5 - no actually they are in demand because they are fun to be with.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 17 at 03:59 AM • permalink

  7. Salty

    sleep well. we’ll save an especially delectable camel for your dreams.

    Posted by JonathanH on 2007 06 17 at 04:00 AM • permalink

  8. Tim

    Have a post on this up at my blog. According to a scientific paper published in a peer reviewed Journal, Darfur has been experiencing huge growth in agricultural produce in the 1990s as well as good rainfall increases over the same, although the two aren’t as linked as you might think. Human adaptability seems to play a large part.

    Posted by MannyC on 2007 06 17 at 04:19 AM • permalink

  9. #6
    Yeah, Aussie camels have it all, looks, personality, no std’s diseases, no inbreeding and they’re pretty fast I hear.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 17 at 04:36 AM • permalink

  10. Surf. Wrong. Just wrong.

    Posted by CB on 2007 06 17 at 05:15 AM • permalink

  11. I read Ban Chiwawa’s screed this morning and seriously said ‘WTF?’.

    Time to push the UN into the Hudson.

    Posted by CB on 2007 06 17 at 05:17 AM • permalink

  12. #11

    Time to push the UN into the Hudson.

    It’s been that time for some time.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 17 at 05:19 AM • permalink

  13. Surf. Wrong. Just wrong.

    Unfortunately so is the UN.  Never before have so many, done so little, with so much, for so little gain.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 17 at 05:26 AM • permalink

  14. #10 CB

    Surf. Wrong. Just wrong.

    Nah. It’s cultural you know.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 17 at 05:32 AM • permalink

  15. Investigators were trying to determine what caused the street rod dragster to go into the crowd ...
    Ask Ban Ki-moon.

    Apparently the treehuggers have found a solution to this one.

    Not me, large bore multi-cylinder engines float my carbon boat.

    Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 17 at 05:36 AM • permalink

  16. As a shit’s and giggles exercise, I’m currently enrolled in the ‘Principles of Peace Support’ course as mandated by the UN for those prospective UN peacekeepers amongst us. Let me just say, it holds no correlation with reality whatsoever, but it’s the mandated minimum training before deploying in support of UN military operations.

    Posted by CB on 2007 06 17 at 07:44 AM • permalink

  17. The slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change

    I think it was caused by climate change alarmists terrorising Arab extremists to seek higher ground, ground occupied by the hapless Africans. There will be more of this as fanatical groups, such as Hollywood A-listers seek, seek somewhere above the new high water mark. No wonder Montana has so many heavily-armed militiamen hiding in the hills. They didn’t fear black helicopters thumping their way across the sky, as so mant lefties claimed. What they were listening for, waiting for, was the almost inaudible hum of George Clooney in his Prius.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 06 17 at 07:44 AM • permalink

  18. Ban-Ki Moon…
    Ban-Ki Moon…

    Ahhh! I know. The Mikkado.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 17 at 08:36 AM • permalink

  19. A UN peacekeeping force may stop the fighting, he said, and more than two million people may return to rebuilt homes in safe villages.

    And I’ll get my hands on that Nigerian bank account, angels will sing, and pigs will fly, tra la tra la!

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 06 17 at 08:37 AM • permalink

  20. Is he on crack or something?, perhaps some exotic blend of green tea?.

    Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 06 17 at 09:31 AM • permalink

  21. #1 Sounds like Oz is humped.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 06 17 at 10:42 AM • permalink

  22. Ah Sheesh, we finaly get rid of corrupt"deeply concerned” Kofi and we get THIS guy?

    Finally, the answer to the question, “can things get any worse?”

    Posted by debi L. on 2007 06 17 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  23. #19 just make sure that you send them the details of your bank account. Remember, the poor suffering Nigerian princess is able to send an email, but can’t, for the life of her, figure out how to use a bank account.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 06 17 at 11:12 AM • permalink

  24. Ki-moon is looking to enlarge his rice bowl.  Kofi got his.  The UN is a giant con enriching scam artists who paint their “reality” on a global canvas. (Please forgive that strained metaphor.  I had a bad night.)  Think of the profit to be had globally if they can just combine UN peacekeeping with global warming.  It’s got to be worth more than the usual prostitution they work.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 06 17 at 02:23 PM • permalink

  25. Hi Salty, hope you’re on the mend.

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 17 at 05:48 PM • permalink

  26. Thank you, Kae.  I’m feeling a bit better today, but feeling rather rode hard and put away wet, if you know what I mean.  :^/

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 06 17 at 08:56 PM • permalink

  27. #26 Salty
    Well, if that’s what it is you’ll be better soon. Take care!

    Posted by kae on 2007 06 17 at 09:00 PM • permalink

  28. I had high hopes for the new SG.  The eskis are generally a pretty tough bunch.  They controlled their province in Vietnam (Yes, they were there!) very effectively.  I recall stories of them parading the heads of Viet Cong around the villages.  Their Police, Unions and students know how to run a good riot - not like the peaceniks today.

    Alas, it is apparent that this tool is very much a product of the UN machine he has been in.  If you live in some third world shit-hole then I’m realy sorry for you becasue the UN ain’t going to do SFA for you.

    Posted by Razor on 2007 06 17 at 09:19 PM • permalink

  29. Runaway drag-race cars kill more people than does Global Warming.

    Posted by Observer on 2007 06 19 at 11:16 AM • permalink

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