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Pat Reynolds reveals that all women are frauds:
In a way, it’s shameless that women have never admitted this in any of their media outlets.
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat….Pat, Pat, Pat….Pat, Pat…........you are not a girl are you?
I don’t believe that putting bosoms on blokes would make them dance better.
Have you seen the Australian male dance?
It basically consists of a slight shuffle of the feet, slight movement in the arms and a distance stare.
Perhaps they are just trying to avoid looking at the bosoms assisting their female partner to dance better.
Posted by Major Anya on 2005 10 10 at 06:10 AM • permalinkThis guy swing dances with a zip-top bag of orange juice in his pocket? Is that an accident waiting to happen, or what? —to say nothing of the possibility that his partner (whether an A cup or a D cup) will think he’s wet himself.
Maybe he should take up Russian dancing. The men get to do all the big show-offy stuff while the women mostly pirouette in place and look decorative. That way he won’t have to worry about some gal making him look bad.
Posted by Sonetka's Mom on 2005 10 10 at 09:30 AM • permalinkWell all I know is, one time I was waiting to take a very difficult college exam and two minutes before it began a whole flock of females walked in and moved hurriedly to their desks with heads down. I looked at them thinking “dear God, who are they, why do they look the way they do, hair limp and greasy, no make up, pop bottle bottom glasses”.
Then a bit of recognition creeped in. “Janet?”, I said to one of them. “Are you Ok? What ...?”. Then I thought it best to shut up and focus on my exam.
(shudders from vividness of memory)
Posted by wronwright on 2005 10 10 at 12:22 PM • permalinkHmmm. There’s a conversation starter if I’ve ever heard one.
Is that a zip-top bag of orange juice in your trousers or are you just incontinent?
Don’t even get me started on the whole tang/poontang angle.
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2005 10 10 at 01:13 PM • permalinkYou men. My husband brought home a photo he snapped of a woman flashing her breasts during the Talledega NASCAR races (they do that a lot there, I guess). I commented that she was pretty old (probably in her late forties or early fifties) to be doing that kind of thing. He took another look and admitted sheepishly that it was the first time he noticed that. Sheesh.
This whole theory will bear watching.
Posted by Assistant Village Idiot on 2005 10 10 at 05:52 PM • permalinkI dunno. When I was standing at the altar and saw my beautiful bride walking down the aisle, I felt like I was the one committing fraud.
Awwww, paco you ole romantic you…
—Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2005 10 10 at 10:44 PM • permalink#2, ekb87, you are a freakin’ genius:
Lead-foot Latham
...Channel Seven reckons [Latham] “would be a great get for the program” and the former Labor leader is reportedly considering appearing next year.
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 10 11 at 01:19 AM • permalinkOops, the Channel 7 program mentioned above is none other than “Dancing with the stars”.
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 10 11 at 02:38 AM • permalinkIt’s been my experience that manboobs introduce an unhealthy degree of unpredictable torque into most dance movements, turning a suave Bugs-ish softshoe into Daffy Duck on ice skates…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 10 11 at 07:54 PM • permalink
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