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Pat Reynolds reveals that all women are frauds:

In a way, it’s shameless that women have never admitted this in any of their media outlets.

Posted by Tim B. on 10/10/2005 at 03:08 AM
  1. He’s a clever bugger.

    Posted by ZombieXXXXking on 2005 10 10 at 04:51 AM • permalink

  2. If he’s right, Mark ‘Captain Manboobs’ Latham must dance like Barishnikov!

    Posted by ekb87 on 2005 10 10 at 05:05 AM • permalink

  3. “You Suck”?

    You Wish!

    Posted by Zoe Brain on 2005 10 10 at 05:51 AM • permalink

  4. Maybe he should just start wearing looser pants?

    Posted by Looneyc on 2005 10 10 at 05:56 AM • permalink

  5. Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat….Pat, Pat, Pat….Pat, Pat…........you are not a girl are you?

    I don’t believe that putting bosoms on blokes would make them dance better.

    Have you seen the Australian male dance?

    It basically consists of a slight shuffle of the feet, slight movement in the arms and a distance stare.

    Perhaps they are just trying to avoid looking at the bosoms assisting their female partner to dance better.

    Posted by Major Anya on 2005 10 10 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  6. A distant stare, that is.

    Posted by Major Anya on 2005 10 10 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  7. I recall old Sir Robert Helpman being asked about the possibility of nude ballet. He said that they would have to add an extra “plink” at the end of each section, to accompany loose bits falling into place.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 10 10 at 06:18 AM • permalink

  8. This guy swing dances with a zip-top bag of orange juice in his pocket?  Is that an accident waiting to happen, or what? —to say nothing of the possibility that his partner (whether an A cup or a D cup) will think he’s wet himself. 

    Maybe he should take up Russian dancing.  The men get to do all the big show-offy stuff while the women mostly pirouette in place and look decorative.  That way he won’t have to worry about some gal making him look bad.

    Posted by Sonetka's Mom on 2005 10 10 at 09:30 AM • permalink

  9. I dunno. When I was standing at the altar and saw my beautiful bride walking down the aisle, I felt like I was the one committing fraud.

    Posted by paco on 2005 10 10 at 10:20 AM • permalink

  10. Well all I know is, one time I was waiting to take a very difficult college exam and two minutes before it began a whole flock of females walked in and moved hurriedly to their desks with heads down.  I looked at them thinking “dear God, who are they, why do they look the way they do, hair limp and greasy, no make up, pop bottle bottom glasses”. 

    Then a bit of recognition creeped in.  “Janet?”, I said to one of them.  “Are you Ok?  What ...?”.  Then I thought it best to shut up and focus on my exam.

    (shudders from vividness of memory)

    Posted by wronwright on 2005 10 10 at 12:22 PM • permalink

  11. Hmmm.  There’s a conversation starter if I’ve ever heard one.

    Is that a zip-top bag of orange juice in your trousers or are you just incontinent?

    Don’t even get me started on the whole tang/poontang angle.

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2005 10 10 at 01:13 PM • permalink

  12. You men.  My husband brought home a photo he snapped of a woman flashing her breasts during the Talledega NASCAR races (they do that a lot there, I guess).  I commented that she was pretty old (probably in her late forties or early fifties) to be doing that kind of thing.  He took another look and admitted sheepishly that it was the first time he noticed that.  Sheesh.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 10 10 at 02:58 PM • permalink

  13. This whole theory will bear watching.

    Posted by Assistant Village Idiot on 2005 10 10 at 05:52 PM • permalink

  14. Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat….Pat, Pat, Pat….Pat, Pat…........you are not a girl are you?

    Well, he is a pussy… cat.

    *drumbeat*

    Posted by Sortelli on 2005 10 10 at 09:44 PM • permalink

  15. I dunno. When I was standing at the altar and saw my beautiful bride walking down the aisle, I felt like I was the one committing fraud.

    Awwww, paco you ole romantic you…

    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2005 10 10 at 10:44 PM • permalink

  16. #2, ekb87, you are a freakin’ genius:

    Lead-foot Latham
    ...Channel Seven reckons [Latham] “would be a great get for the program” and the former Labor leader is reportedly considering appearing next year.

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 10 11 at 01:19 AM • permalink

  17. Oops, the Channel 7 program mentioned above is none other than “Dancing with the stars”.

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2005 10 11 at 02:38 AM • permalink

  18. It’s been my experience that manboobs introduce an unhealthy degree of unpredictable torque into most dance movements, turning a suave Bugs-ish softshoe into Daffy Duck on ice skates…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 10 11 at 07:54 PM • permalink

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