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SCRUBBERS OBSERVED

Text message received earlier from a TV pal, now Sydney-based, back in Melbourne for the Logie awards:

Just saw a brace of filthy Richmond scrubbers getting boozed up before the game.

It’s good to be home.

I believe the correct collective noun for filthy Richmond scrubbers is a “bartlett”. Other TV awards have already been announced.

Posted by Tim B. on 05/06/2006 at 10:33 AM
  1. They can’t be worse than magpie chicks surely. Go the navy blues tomorrow!

    Posted by Nic on 2006 05 06 at 10:47 AM • permalink

  2. Come to think of it, the collective noun should be a coventry

    Posted by Nic on 2006 05 06 at 10:49 AM • permalink

  3. Drunk scrubbers and he texts you instead of send a jpeg?

    Some friend.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 05 06 at 04:48 PM • permalink

  4. The Tiges won, so screw youse all!

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 05 06 at 07:10 PM • permalink

  5. What do scrubbers scrub?

    Posted by TimT on 2006 05 06 at 09:34 PM • permalink

  6. The same thing that slappers slap, mayhap?

    Posted by TimT on 2006 05 07 at 12:21 AM • permalink

  7. A “Bartlett”!

    LOL

    Posted by Mr Brightside on 2006 05 07 at 04:05 AM • permalink

  8. Collective nouns are always a bit of fun, such as a murder of crows or a parliament of owls or a mob of kangaroos.

    The is not the first time a football term has been used as a collective noun, though.

    Recently noted, and becoming more common in the vernacular, is “An Essendon of arseholes”

    <dips lid> <thanks fans>

    Posted by Jack Lacton on 2006 05 07 at 09:15 AM • permalink

  9. And a mob of Richmond barrackers is a “Dyer’ere”?

    Posted by slatts on 2006 05 08 at 12:05 AM • permalink

  10. 8 Jack

    Collective nouns are always a bit of fun, such as a murder of crows or a parliament of owls or a mob of kangaroos.

    ...a collaboration of moonbats…

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 05 08 at 05:17 PM • permalink

  11. I thought we decided it was a “lunacy of moonbats”

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 05 08 at 09:53 PM • permalink

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