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Iowahawk uncovers crucial correspondence between blogger Amanda Marcotte and Senator John Edwards. Salty language warning.
When reached for comment, Ms. Marcotte replied, “#$%*& fascisto-repugnican #$%@. Down with the #$&@ing Patriarchy!”
Posted by Major John on 2007 02 08 at 12:51 PM • permalinkRight up there with “Is this heaven? Nope, it’s Iowahawk.”“Is this heaven? Nope, it’s Iowahawk”
It sounds just like a liberal movie I saw recently, Fakes On A Plane, written by mo-fo MoDo if I’m not mistaken.
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 02 08 at 01:22 PM • permalinkHehehehe…brilliant work.
The only reason that Edwards wasn’t exposed in 2004 as the clueless windbag he is was that Kerry out-windbagged him at every opportunity. I’m looking forward to that oversight being corrected in the upcoming election campaign, with his ill-advised affilation to that idiot leftobot being just step one.
WASHINGTON—Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards said Thursday he was personally offended by the provocative messages two of his campaign bloggers wrote criticizing the Catholic church, but he’s not firing them.
That’s OK Silk Pony, you won’t be on any ticket anyway…Well unless you go slightly left of Hugo Chavez, that is. Then all my bets are off, you’re a shoe in.
That was fucking funny. Say what you will about Marcotte, there’s no denying she’s a real fashion plate. Love the purse.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 02 08 at 04:07 PM • permalinkEdwards is going to keep her. Good thing for us. She’ll go off the deep end soon enough.
She’s like that, you know.
Posted by rightwingprof on 2007 02 08 at 04:51 PM • permalink“Salty language warning”
Tim, I know you’re going to laugh at me for being such an uncool fuddy-duddy, but I do like it that you still would not only not use the language yourself (except in rare, fully excusable contexts’), but that you’d warn others they’d encounter it. That you’d bother to *think* it something to warn about…well, I may be Generation X, but at least some of us are growing up. It’s nice to see you still have some dignity.
Posted by mencken_cynic on 2007 02 08 at 05:35 PM • permalinkWhy has John Edwards appointed the ghost of Andrea Dworkin as his official blogger?
Of course Edwards is unlikely to be embarrassed by this because he is a man who literally cannot experience shame, in 2004 he promised that people like Christopher Reeve would walk again if Kerry/Edwards won! He made his name as a trial lawyer by channelling fetuses in front of a jury!
Paco @4
I think the report you are thinking of is France vs Texas High SchoolCheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 02 08 at 07:26 PM • permalink#23: Thanks, PW! That - plus the Zarqawi letters, plus, well, everything he writes - is just flat out hilarious.
#24: Thanks, El Cid. But he is The Master, by several orders of magnitude.
With respect to this pirate thing: aren’t the anti-whaling vessels subject to confiscation, and the crews subject to prosecution? Under what jurisdiction would they be charged?
If you check out either of the two above IH links, scroll down and check the bottom section of Column Left for his ‘major’ compositions, such as Why I am a Democrat.
Cheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 02 08 at 09:29 PM • permalinkfeminist Kiersten Lomax of Hands Off My Cunt
Can’t… breathe… [AMANDAVOICE]OMYF**CKINGGOD hilarious![/AMANDAVOICE]
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 02 08 at 09:33 PM • permalinkThis just goes to show how dull Austrailian politics really is. I am sure at least one or two political parties here, could if they tried, come up with a “go forth and multiply” gung-ho type of lass like Amanda. The liberal left, sure know how to attract the basic elements of human nature. Whew, imagine being married to it.
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Language aside, that is the funniest set of emails I’ve ever read. No doubt Iowahawk will be hearing from Amanda Marcotte’s effing lawyer forthwith.